at  ayusman16
abi ooooo

sugar hips abi na wetin be your name
u say na wetin do my English? yea "they never sees see any thing. . . . yea my mistake
dd u re-read what u posted? thank u Mr lecture
y not take away the log in your eye before u attempt taking away the spec in mine

seen it before or not, it still remains good

tope_teadr:

The gizzard means what.

must u xpress ur stupidty in the public, so as big as u r n dont know what gizzard is and u dont know how to use the dictionary. ok gizzard is some thing found in poultry that looks like those 2 balls danggling inb/w ur legs

and b4 u go into that house where ur mother rears turkey and start looking for 2 balls bc i said puoltry beng the a**hole u r, poultry in a collective name for all domestic birds not the house whre they r kept

Suga_Lips:

Seen the second one before.

seen people like u before.
they never sees any thing good in whatever someone else doz

if u ve seen the 2nd nko? y not comment on the 1st?


@poster
nice work dear

King Kong or Commode Choker Sh!t

This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.


r u talking out of xperince?

EKENEA:

inxx====how old are you, because NDA in the real sense of it is meant for boy (18-21 years) that can withstand harsh training, at that age they can always obey orders and carry out orders to the letter without grumbling though you can grumble but not the hearing of your superior.

DSS is Direct Short Service. it is not for NDA . its for graduates who wants to join the army as officer.so the age bracke starts from 25

ituen:

Even if its funny, na by force to laugh

i can c u have migrated from seun's beedroom to tassybaby's can't u ave rest your arse one place. well nobe by force to laff, people as urgly as you're even look more handsome when they frown, most handsome when they cry. so don't laff, cry

yea this is copy and paste, i saw it somewhere and felt shld share it. Enjoy !

Two men met @ a busstop and struckup a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Oh! I'm in soup, my fiancee is showing interest in my father, I feel like committing suicide!

Finally the other man said: " You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. " A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step-daughter my mother and my father became my step-son.

He continued: Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, my step- mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grand father of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step - mother, is also his grand mother this makes my father the brother-in-law of my child whose step - sister is my father's wife. I am my step - mother's brother - in -law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!! And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!!!!.

they (my family) tot i was insane when i made my intention of joining the amy, they threathed to disown me so i dd'nt maybe cos then i was only "a child" but as it is now, i am ready to give up my Telecom job just to join the army, just waiting for the nxt DSS forms to be.

its has nothing to do with unemployment, its a passion. u just have to love the army to be in the army

the total of what the presindecy and national assembly plan to "invest" on power (light) is 145 millon because (in dia words) PHCN in not reliable. tell ma how much du PHCN need to provide constant power for 1 year.

I taya for this country

Suga_Lips:

@Poster,
*Yawn* Forgive me but there was nothing else I coulda done that would have properly shown you how much you're boring us if I might say so myself.

then when nxt u c my post skip it so that i wont bore u, Simple ! or dd u just open my post just to get "bored" then i must say u enjoy being bored

i am waiting to hear the wedding bells then the divorce bells. _{watching and waiting}

tis all over naija 0 aus. 1

bros NTA! when the resune 2nd half(very soon) watch the nigerian on number 6

who is that Nigerian on no 6? dd u guys see how he used razor blade to cut off the sleave of his shirt, for Christ sake where dd they pick up that bush man and which club doz he play for? is that how he cutts of the sleave of his shirt in his club?

I think that guy should be tried in a law court tearing his nationl jerssy is same as tearing the nationl flag

tessybaby:

the last time i checked Ituen did not have that kind an ass

so u have "Access" to Ituens Ass., ok oooooo i no talk anything

OMG.i cld'nt stop laffing

ituen:

My brother tell inxx oh. Dont understand why he shls showcase his fiancee to the world. I've advised him to dump her but he said he is only attracted to her upper body featres

I am male, my fiancee should be a woman, that picture is u, u r male so u r not my fiancee, that pic is'nt that of my fiancee

don't be deceived he is not a girl, he is a boy who operates from seun,s bedroom, the abbreviation of his name is
I.T.You.E.N

is that a threat?

i wonder what you're doing in Seun's bedroom because i am sure he is not a moggot like u, making . . . . and thinking of sum 1 else?

as if u guys do not know that seun has been impeached
we know have a new moderator in the jokes conner, who like criticizing other ppls work and posts s**t himself. don't ask me who; all i know is that he in "seun's bedroom" ( doing what? )

thay was a very baaaad one
again Ituen has vomited his blunder. Boy when will u ever learn to give good jokes, its always clear to us when u think out a joke and when u do copy and paste. u just showed us the limitation of ur brain, toobad

can anything good ever come out Ituen?

Infact is was a poor remix have seen it before

u locked up the homor side of ya brain in a box, y not go bring it. _{where is the joke ko !}

bc na ituen nobody wants to say anything, don't any 1 here know that these jokes are re=cycled and has been posted in Nairaland for more twice

Migines if na some 1 else posted it (apart from your partner in crime) the first u would ve said is "seen it before, recycled"
don't worry i know what to do !

@shoebobo i mean schoolbobo abi na schoolboy
take the log off your eyes first before ever thinking of taking out the speck off some 1 elses eyes.
have u ever said something meaningful for u entire life