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Men Never Listen by efuah(f): 8:18pm On Nov 15, 2007
A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion,
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."
Re: Men Never Listen by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 15, 2007
efuah, look how u dissing men

nice one grin
Re: Men Never Listen by inxx(m): 8:57pm On Nov 15, 2007
OMG.i cld'nt stop laffing
Re: Men Never Listen by showbobo(m): 10:48pm On Nov 15, 2007
thanks grin
Re: Men Never Listen by Tollababe(f): 2:18am On Nov 16, 2007
thanks for this joke Efuah grin
Re: Men Never Listen by Monicamony(f): 7:28am On Nov 16, 2007
This is crazy i couldn't control my laughter grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Good one Efuah
Re: Men Never Listen by Aiphie(f): 10:23am On Nov 16, 2007
They really don't listen.
Now look what he's done to himself cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nice joke Efua.
Re: Men Never Listen by biggerboy(m): 10:43am On Nov 16, 2007
*looks at the baby on thw woman's back,was surprised to find out it's ITUEN* grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Men Never Listen by efuah(f): 11:12am On Nov 16, 2007
heheheheh grin thanks ya'all. . . men, abi u hear undecided learn to listen O! grin tongue
Re: Men Never Listen by clemcykul(f): 12:49pm On Nov 16, 2007
@efuah how are doing? howz baby boy

take kai grin kiss
Re: Men Never Listen by efuah(f): 3:04pm On Nov 16, 2007
Hey clem, my son is doing gr8, thx for asking, i ope u're fine too kiss
Re: Men Never Listen by finekid(m): 11:20am On Nov 17, 2007
Nice one grin grin grin
Re: Men Never Listen by ituen(m): 6:43pm On Nov 18, 2007
biggerboy:

*looks at the baby on thw woman's back,was surprised to find out it's ITUEN* grin grin cheesy cheesy

Thats cool. Just that i'm tired of my wife Clemcy and i'll come to like younger women (She'll still be the same even though she took 2 drops). U know wat i mean
Re: Men Never Listen by Migines(m): 6:53pm On Nov 18, 2007
Stick to tessy and leave my clem or we g0nna av a cross multiplication.
Re: Men Never Listen by mukina2: 6:54pm On Nov 18, 2007
efuah:

A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion,
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."




grin grin grin grin hahahahahahahahaha grin
Re: Men Never Listen by Migines(m): 7:01pm On Nov 18, 2007
It really gets on ma nerves wen ppl quote a long topic then end up writing somn lyk lol.
@mukina
no offence
Re: Men Never Listen by mukina2: 7:09pm On Nov 18, 2007
Migines:

It really gets on ma nerves when people quote a long topic then end up writing somn like lol.
@mukina
no offence

I quoted to post . cuz ya'll where digressing . geddit? wink
Re: Men Never Listen by iice(f): 7:10pm On Nov 18, 2007
Bwahahahahahaha. . .good one grin grin
Re: Men Never Listen by SugaLips(f): 7:15pm On Nov 18, 2007
cheesy That was funny though true, men really don't listen.
Re: Men Never Listen by Migines(m): 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2007
@mukina
d digressions sometimes are d best part of d thread.
Re: Men Never Listen by djcrooky(m): 7:49am On Nov 19, 2007
i love it, wonderfull, still laufing
Re: Men Never Listen by efuah(f): 8:29am On Nov 19, 2007
keep laughing grin
Re: Men Never Listen by saucekid(m): 10:06am On Nov 19, 2007
@ effuah,

u sef dey yarn jokes?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
my own kind of man dey listen well well o except for ppl like TT,biggerboy,show bobo etc dem ear dey dem yansh grin grin grin
i no type am oooo,na my dog run over the keyboard
Re: Men Never Listen by biggerboy(m): 10:11am On Nov 19, 2007
Migines:

Stick to tessy and leave my clem or we g0nna av a cross multiplication.

Tessy belongs to me and me alone
Re: Men Never Listen by saucekid(m): 10:17am On Nov 19, 2007
says who??
**prepares snipe shot to assasinate biggerboy**
Re: Men Never Listen by mellow(m): 10:21am On Nov 19, 2007
Who said I was laughing?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Re: Men Never Listen by topeteadr(m): 10:42am On Nov 19, 2007
*Knows sauce kid out 4rm behind*
*Takes cotrol of the sniper riffile* ready to assinate biggerboy.
Re: Men Never Listen by biggerboy(m): 10:49am On Nov 19, 2007
*But Tope took a wrong step and faltered,falling headlong into a ditch with his sniper,biggerboy approached him,took out his sword and decapitated him,he later feasted the head to the birds of the air*
Re: Men Never Listen by topeteadr(m): 10:58am On Nov 19, 2007
*Biggerboy mistook me 4 saucekid who tried to shoot me with his 2nd riffle but slips and falls and is exonerated by biggerboy*
*aims at biggerboy and terminates biggerboys balls which leaves biggerboy in pain*
*smiles and leaves, mission accomplished*.
Re: Men Never Listen by biggerboy(m): 11:08am On Nov 19, 2007
tope_teadr:

*Biggerboy mistook me 4 saucekid who tried to shoot me with his 2nd riffle but slips and falls and is exonerated by biggerboy*
*aims at biggerboy and terminates biggerboys balls which leaves biggerboy in pain*
*smiles and leaves, mission accomplished*.
Saucekid hasnt got tribalmarks
Re: Men Never Listen by saucekid(m): 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2007
as biggerboy is celebrating,i take a shot at him and blast him to kingdom come***calls the superior*mission accomplished*
checks ma account,the sum of $200,000,000 has ben wired
Re: Men Never Listen by kronkykay(m): 1:06pm On Nov 19, 2007
kronky the hacker steps in and diverts the funds to his account.

getting rich stress free.

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