₦airaland Forum

1wolex85:
Kehinde Otolorin Aka Kenny Black

Kai... Your head is there. That guy marvels me. Incredible talent.

Who's the only Nigerian comedian that has been receiving standing ovations in all his performances for the last one year and half?

Them know say dem be abokis...

PHONE RINGING...

GIRL- hello

UNKNOWN- do u have a boyfriend ?

GIRL- yes! Why do u ask ?

UNKNOWN- It's me your father! So u have a boyfriend at this age?! We shall see when i get home.

GIRL- daddy please I'm only joking i can explain ...he hangs up.

AGAIN PHONE RINGS.. .

GIRL- Hello

UNKNOWN- do u have a boyfriend ?

GIRL- No!!!

UNKNOWN- oh honey so you're ashamed of me ?

GIRL- No!! my love 4give me i thought it was my dad!

UNKNOWN- yes it's still me your father just wanted to confirm if u have a boyfriend....i'll meet u at home...

Seun has a lot of useless mods...

Seriously, all these so called prophets need to be killed... JJC sperm get GPS to track down d womb...

What do you want lalasticlala to do? Move i to FP?

These were his prophecies for 2016....

1. During one of my prayers for the nation, I saw Buhari in thick darkness trying to bail out the country from disaster. God said, we should commence prayer now for the President that God should rise to his defense and rescue him from the antics of wicked and corrupt people.

2. God said we should commence serious prayer for Buhari that God should grant him good health and long life, so that he will be able to accomplish God’s purpose.

3. Almighty God warned that President Buhari should be careful not to allow favoritism, religious sentiment, nepotism and regional corruption to spoil his government and make him lose the love Nigerians demonstrated in voting for him.

4. Buhari should be careful so that what happened to Murtala Muhammed will not happen to him. He should rely more on God for his security and should not joke with the physical.

5. For equating former President Jonathan with our Lord Jesus Christ, God said Fayose’s days as Ekiti State Governor are numbered. God Said He has torn up his government and has given it to whom He wants and the government will henceforth be moving from one crisis to another until he gets out of office.

6. The controversial Governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose, will end up in failure if he fails to pray now, for God revealed him to me in handcuffs.

7. God said He will, beginning from 2016 begin to vent His anger against those false Prophets and Pastors using demonic powers to perform miracles because they are not sent by Him.

8. God says for legalizing the sin of fornication and adultery, He will stir up serious adversary and dreaded diseases against the American Nation very soon.

9. God says the end of Boko Haram in the Northern part of Nigeria is at hand.

10. Failure of President Buhari to set up a balanced National Confab and restructure Nigeria will pave way for another militant group that will terrorize the nation.

11. It will take the greatest miracle of the century for the current Senate President Bukola Saraki to complete his term as Nigeria Senate President.

12. The time for Seyi Makinde to rule Oyo State as Governor is at hand as revealed to me by Almighty God, but he needs fervent prayer.

13. In Ondo State, Governor Mimiko and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party P. D. P. should forget ruling the state in the next Governorship Election.

14. Rapture is very near.

15. Nigerians should pray for the Oba of Benin and the Olubadan of Ibadanland.

16. Break up is imminent in Nigeria. Another generation is coming that will break Nigeria without any war.

17. There is going to be retrenchment in N. T. A. and F. R. C. N.

18. Nigerians should commence serious prayer now to forestall death of prominent Emirs, Obas and some eminent Nigerians in 2016. Nigerians should also pray against fire and motor accidents.

19. The ruling A. P. C. should be careful so that the race for 2019 Presidential Election will not break it and take Nigeria back to square one.

20. Political issues will cause serious rift between Tinubu and Buhari.

21. Rasheed Ladoja should pray seriously against terminal sickness.

22. Nigerians should commence prayer for IBB against stroke and death.

23. Sunday Oliseh as revealed to me by God is not the right Coach for the Super Eagles.

24. The ruling A. P. C. should not laugh because some of those that decamped to it will soon go back to their original home (P. D. P.).

25. God said the only solution to Nigeria’s problem is for the President to mobilize the entire Nation for 3 Days Repentance Crusade to seek the face of God for His favour in the fight against corruption.

26. Serious misunderstanding will arise between Buhari and some A. P. C. Leaders, for Buhari will favour his Hausa tribe above others. Yoruba leaders should therefore pray against their marginalization.

27. Nigerians should pray fervently for the Vice President and his wife and rebuke the spirit of sickness in their lives. They should also pray against misunderstanding between the President and his Vice.

28. Opposition will be seriously noticed against the Buhari and his government before the 2019 Presidential Election.

29. There is going to be worldwide plane crash in 2016.

30. There is going to be merger of P. D. P. and some other mushroom parties before 2019 General Election.

31. Concerning the 3SC of Oyo State, God Says unless they pray and beg their former Coach Niyi Akande, they will remain in the problem facing them.

32. God says the poor masses in Nigeria will enjoy his mercy.

33. There is going to be early rain in 2016.

34. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo has completed his divine assignment on the planet earth.

35. A new generation of Men of God is coming on board to replace those who misrepresented God.

36. As revealed in my 2013 prophecy and published by the City People Magazine item 18 “The looting we have witnessed in the past is nothing compared to unabated massive looting which we will begin to hear about, the God of Christians who is a unique and supreme God said, the present exposure of looters is not a surprise to Him and He purposely kept President Buhari alive till this time to use him to expose and deal with the perpetrators in holistic manner.

37. God asked me to warn Buhari to be very careful with those looters who are very smart, clever and are advancing not only scientifically but also physically and spiritually. God said those looters will stop at nothing to cover their tracks which according to God include consultation with Alfas and Bishops to help them out.

38. God revealed that Nigerians should pray now for former Interim President.

39. God said 2016 is a year of Tsunami war against corruption and the perpetrators for Buhari will shake Nigeria and reveal his true colour against corruption.

40. The God Almighty who revealed to me in my 2013 prophecy to warn the former Minister of Petroleum Diezani Allison Madueke to pray against cancer again revealed to me that she should be prayed for against untimely death.

41. God promised unlimited blessing for every Godly people in 2016.

42. Regardless of what is currently happening in Nigeria, God revealed that Buhari will try his best for the country and his government will perform.

43. God revealed to me that there is no agape love within the All Progressive Congress.

44. God revealed that the Peoples Democratic Party will bounce back in a big way before 2019 General Election as those members who defected to the APC will go back to their original home.

45. God revealed that there is going to be mass retirement of top Military and Police Officers.

46. As revealed to me by God of ancient Prophets, except by accident, Presidency will remain with the North for the next 12 years.

47. The National Chairman of the All Progressive Congress Chief John Oyegun should pray and be very careful for there is going to be serious gang up against him for his removal.

48. God warns that Nigerians should not put their hope on Buhari as he is not the messiah but only been used by God as a saving grace to rescue the country from the hand of looters. As revealed, Buhari will try his best for the nation but, he is not the messiah.

49. Serious crisis will soon break out in the All Progressive Congress. The enemies within and outside the party will soon commence their scheming to get rid of Tinubu and Buhari whom they have identified as pillars of the party. Once this is achieved, that will be the end of the party.

50. On page 36 of December 28, 2003 Sunday Tribune, it was published that the Igbos will secede. As revealed to me now by God Almighty, Biafra Nation is real and those behind it have accomplished 70 per cent of their dream. God warns that Buhari should be careful about their agitation because the unity of Nigeria isbalance.

51. God said the newly elected Governor of Kogi State will not enjoy that seat. This is because in the sight of God, James Faleke was cheated.

Yahoo boy.. .

Me no know o.... My own significance is, I don catch one fine babe... Girls no dey use eye see fine boys.. .

Signs of many cwent for 2017.. . Marriage should chill small.

Okay.... After your tenure as a governor, you will add a football field and a lake to the house...

All these ex militant lawmakers...

This is a photo of Charly boy at the Calabar carnival and the looks on the faces of the circled guys are epic!

Please, caption.. .

My crush that year...

The person who placed this thing here is high on harmattan dust... This same thing was here(FP) barely less than a month ago.

Orhuahua ti take over....

This isn't the first time I'm seeing Piers Morgan write yoruba words. It just feels refreshing whenever I see it even though I'm not Yoruba.

Here's the latest from Piersy...

OZAOEKPE:
Hes officially a bas tard.....

When you amass the likes you desire, convert it to money and go withdraw it on Wednesday after the holidays... Ode!

Nigerians lie too much... Even in unnecessary situations. I just can't deal.

Some people here are saying 4hrs+, 3hrs+, 5hrs+ during the days of free midnight calls.

Now, get this straight, there was no way you would have made a straight 1hr 30mins call back then without MTN terminating it. Then you had to start the rigorous process of redialing before it finally connects.

Bact to topic, mine is 2hrs max... This was when I just started dating my madam... The sisters were always asking her if I was working in a Telecom company or a thief.. .

12th of december... Issorai

1freshdude:
Dont say o, some Girls can be desperate o, some would gladly offer to fund the expenses...this is a fact I know about.

Hehe... That's a rarity.. . And that only happens with girls who don't know their worth.

Pure lie...

Make una dey deceive unaself with fine boy mata. Express go run leave you.Even if she wants to spend Xmas with you,are you gonna feed her with fine boy?

Gosh! So so so so so so funny...

You be real nativedoctor. The jazz fail.

Did the merrybet predictions he made for this year come to fruition?

PresidentAtiku:
just shut up! If Buhari is working why would people queue to buy local rice for more than 6k? Zombie

I should shut up whilst typing? Did you finish from the phantom Almajiri school your hero built in the north? This your own stupidity is certified with guaranty.

Ochillary:
olodo can't you read?

See the ozuo... Swerve!!!

idupaul:
Nigerians have started queuing for essential commodity and they dont even know it yet...1984 is fully back

Mugu...Why won't they do it that way? One flat screen head will come and purchase 200 bags at 12000 and resell at 20000. That's what you want abi?

Lol...Before I opened the page,I was like "PDP go win everything". I wasn't disappointed. PDP,una for still use sense rig na.

Next2Bezee:
But which way forward now na? Magu think say we be mugu?

And some people want to vote Atiku come 2019?

It's about time the educated youths aren't barred anymore from establishing their own political parties, so that they can start cleaning up all this mess these old idiots have left us with.

Some of you are dull sha.

I'm a die hard Arsenal fan, but this is some funny s**t. The guy handling Efcc's account is a legend.