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Op thank you...you just described me

A wise man once said..... A drunk man tells no tales....if you do not want him he won't disturb you its just bout doing the right thing that's all....so keep having fun and stop pretending

Nairalander not even on facebook or whatsapp or even bbm? Nairaland girls on NL are not real you might even be chatting with a boy who knows

That's good let there be peace but that doesn't mean we won't retaliate later ...sai buhari !!!

You go swap with bold 5 and cash

I kiss my babe anywhere on the street, inside her house on top bike if you don't pay my bills you don't teach me how to run my shii

Dude bone her go hustle when you start getting paid they will flock around you....my math teacher told me so

Na me e fit

olafunny:
I go even come class on saturday, sunday, xmas day, my birthday, even on my wedding day

chai because you wan look yarsh

She bit my left ball when I was getting head

ireneony:
1)cooking for her
2)bringing her breakfast to bed
3)when you tell her "i am sorry "even when she at fault
4)when you help her to loose her braid/weave, also when you wash her hair (that feeling your lady have when you run your hands through her scalp yummy*)
5) when you surprise her with an expensive gift.

[s] just be her house boy that's all

You can look but you cannot touch

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Is it really bad for his mother to watch porn?

I don't think so.

But she should do it without the notice of her kids.

The boy should keep quiet about it and not tell her. His Dad may also be watching it with her. Who knows?

There are many embarrassing things that we've seen our parents do that we don't talk about.[/color]

I love you no homo

Somehow I just feel like laughing she must find out one day bout the death of her husband so nothing spoil sha...kids?

tammyboy1:
Uncle snoop,dbanj's nephew..baba I hail

chai d'banj's nephew Who is your english teacher

whizjay:
Bros!!

You really know your "football clubs"...

So which is your fav. Club, "Manchester" OR "Barca"??

I like man chester ,barca, and totthiam

whizjay:
That ain't no male


Just a female with a very Big "Barca" and no "Man U"

you mean man chester

Until I see the d1ck

#Adonbelieveit

Mr crabs of sponge bob...am sweet n soft like to be the boss and love money

Your money they inside?? How e take affect you abeg leave nyash make e stay back....and face ur own problems

There's one joint in festac 5th avenue f1 close I have spotted bout 3 actors and 2 actresses digging eba and fufu there but its non of my business....in davido's voice if I want to shit them go talk if I want to tweet them go talk....!!!!

I smell nigerian film ...that awkward moment when okonkwo the evil man wants to die...he will surely confess

That's towards obalande I guess

Eminem holds the record with RAP GOD!!! With 4 words per seconds and 6:3 mins in total ...this dude is not a rapper so am expecting some long boring beat coupled with yo yo yo yo eh eh eh eh for like 3 mins before he says his shii for like 20 min and another round of boring yo yo yo and eh eh eh...my thought tho..

sCun:
Large Yoruba booobs.
She would have made a nice nanny. The children's mom wouldn't have worried about breastfeeding.

you read my mind

BeeBeeOoh:
She's better of a beast than a human. Just tie her 4 iron chair & light stove under it..

if you treat her like that what will you do to boko haram leader

Dyt:
Soon and very soon

we are going to see da lord

SSBN:
As i type these words my heart is heavy and gloomy, filled with sadness. I reckon its a good idea to share my experience (especially those with similar problems).
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too many kids on NL my guy.... well to start with you should try this....(stage 1)take worm expeller to destroy Every worm in your stomach, quit alcohol if you do, always eat fruits cos it makes your system neat and paves way for easy ejection, stop eating junk and always eat early (stage 2) brush whenever you feel uneasy inside out especially the back of your teeth and scrub your tongue very well very important, and most of all drink plenty of water. Again plenty of water all time...you're good to go bruh

1) Babies are born not children so I guess not less than 1 everyday
2)The highest floor should be the First floor where am standing because an egg will brake from any platform
3)Since I can't see or feel the Coins I can't separate them so the probability should be zero
4)If I put my hand in the apple box ill remove the label on the apple box and remove the apple label on the box with apple label and switch labels ...everybody is happy



MissTechy!!!!!!!!! You're called!!!

Was the lagos state female deputy governor looking at me or was she looking at you......or maybe both of us at the same time ?

The pineapple that cannot be tasted....av heard people call others coconut head this dude should be called pineapple head...