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Episode 6

The next session which was my 300 level in futa, I moved back into school hostel. I decided to be serious with my studies again and improve my GP. To be sincere it wasn't easy at all, I had to do a lot of extra reading on my own to make up for the lectures I missed, to understand the current topics , I had to go back to previous topics, I'd miss.

But as a naturally born computer freak studying computer science, I find the practical aspect very easy, because I have slight idea about programming in my secondary school days, I did some pettite web designing back then. So the practicals here in futa just widen my orizone, later everything was just too simple to me. I studied and did research and learned many stuffs on my own, so whenever am in class, whatever the lectures were saying became irrelevant because I knew them already. I never skipped lectures tho. Even during tests , other students were amazed at my brillancy and they started tagging to me, especially the girls.

I still do a little yy. By the side during my leisure time, but it wasn't the do or die hard yy like I was into before.

On a certain friday like that, I went to the school libary with my pc, and was hustling because of the free wifi available there. Then I got a call from krissh.

Krissh : hello

Me : hello kvng krissh, hw far now ?

Krissh : am gentle, alaye wetin dey do you na, you just like abandoning person.

Me : o boy no vex o, just sorting things out here.

Krissh : no qualms now. Guess what ?

Me : what's that ?

Krissh : just guess ?

Me : you probably got a new car, or you hammered hard again ?

Krissh : o gather, that's not the ish, as in just guess who is standing by me right now.

Me : hmmmn your bae ?

Krissh : aha ife dey don get you oh
( Heard something like a masculine voice laughing underneath )

Me : hmmmn it's a guy laughing oh, are you now a gay.

( The voice was now laughing audilbly )

Krissh : you are sick faa.

Me : hmmmn boy calm down, the voice sounds like that of bosun's

Kriss : yoir head is working already. It's bosun's

Me : sho! Where did you collide with him.

Krissh : leave story, where you ?

Me : on campus.

Krissh : okay block us for time out.

( Time out was a joint we do goto flex)

Me : okay , be there asap.

Call ends.

Hmmmn reunion tho bad. It's now I and my niccur, we would be back togther. I packed my stuffs and rushed for the dorr when I collided with someone. The person's book fell, I shaked myself and saw it was a girl, she was picking up her stuffs already, I was speechless, because she was smelling nice, I was about to aplogise when she looked up to me, lo and behold. Our eyes collided and guess who she was. Hmmmn she was sister faith, yes the same sister faith from mama primate's.

I couldn't believe it, I guessed she also noticed I was giving her a cursoly look.

Faith : hello , is sorry to much to say for you.

Me : (I got my senses back and eventually managed to say her name ) faith , sister faith!

Faith : ( she looked at me well, then reacted like someone who just remember something ) hmmmn ife ? Brother ife right ?

Me : yeah it's I oh sister faith.

Faith : (hugged me tightly)

Henenen wonders shall never cease, so we would meet again, ife! All this while, you went to james, and that's all, I heard nothing from you, what went wrong with your line, I called and called and it was switched off.

Me : ( see questions o) hmmmn faith that's a long story o, it's not like I meant to neglect you then, can we goto some where quiet to talk please ?

Faith : yeah sure, am hostel is very close.

Me : okay lead me my lady.

Faith : your lady ko, see mouth, you never change.

We headed to her hostel then to her room. I sat down on a bed , texted krissh that I'd be late , I guess her roomies weren't around. So she went out and came back in with Pie and chilled Nutri C.

Faith : brother ife just help manage this.

Me : ( took it) thank you , firstly we are in school now o, let's neglect the brother and sister ish in our names please, and tanks for the hospitality.

Faith : hmmn if you say so, you're welcome.

She sat opposite to me by the next bed.

She allowed me to take my time with the pie and nutric c. I was done in no minutes.

Faith : hmmmn guess you enjoyed it.

Me : yeah thanks a lot.

Faith : hmmn so ife how are you ?

Me : I'm fine oh. Hmmmn.

Faith : what's hmmmn ?

Me : I could hardly identify you oh, you really have changed. Compared to the white garment sister I knew before.

Faith : hmmmn before nko, life is dynamic, so in what aspect have I changed o.

Me : hmmmn you looking dope, you're prettier, more matured and your dressing is killing.

Faith : hmmmn thank you mr sweet words.

Me : I'd take that as a compliment.

Faith : well you ain't looking bad either. Besides I can feel your packs from your body frame in your shirt.

Me : thanks bae.

Faith : okay now tell me what really happened.

Me : hmmn well, I told you my parents were visiting, well when they got to james house where I was lodging, they told me to pack my things and follow them, which I did, and later they sent me to my elder brothers who lived in abeokuta, I was pissed and amidst the frustration because they planned it all without my consent, I misplaced my phone. And from there I did jamb at my brother's place and here I am.

Faith : hmmmn I feel your point, but it really pained me , I felt like you just dumped me, I even almost cursed you.

Me : ahah is it up to that .

Faith : more than that self, I was really in love with you then, and no other guy had ever shown me love the way you did.

( In my mind I was like hmmmn within seven days na)

Me : well I'm sorry it happened that way, I guess there's a mister behind this lovely looking face now.

Faith : hmmmn well not really jawe.

Me : why not, don't tellme you weren't involved in a relationship from then till now.

Faith : haba that's not it, I dated like 2 guys after you left and my experience with them and the conclusion I had about you made me feel all guys ain't reliable , they just chop and clean mouth, so I decided to turn down all request and focus on my studies.

Me : hmmmm such is life .

Faith : (changes topic) so what's your discipline ?

Me : you said ?

Faith : I mean your course .

Me : (oh see this white garment bae forming posh) oh it's CS.

Faith : meaning of cs ?

Me : ( yeah I got back on her ) it's Computer Science.

Faith : okay mine is Quantity Survey (QS)

Me : okay nice course. But it's not girlish.

We sha gisted and I spent close to two hours with her. I decided to have my leave around 4pm, because visitors are not allowed in the girls hostel after 4:30pm. We exchange digits and I bade her bye.

I decided to rush to time out to join krissh and the lost and found bosun.


To be continued.

EPISODE 5
The following day was monday, i woke up 8:30pm, and i was having lectures by 9 a.m, before i could get to hostel tp pick my things, i'd be late already, and those lecturers get chin chin for head. To avoid embarassment i decided to forfeit the school for that day.
Took my bath, too my time to cook something up in krissh's kitchen. Ate up, rested a little, then decided to resolve to hustling on my lappy.
I was conversing with different maye's and also meeting new ones. Krissh woke up around 10 a.m, he also joined me in the living room with his lappy. He didnt spend up to an hour on it, but he kept coming back to check something on is pc after few minutes. He would go Ahead to watch film and he Was just check is pc frequently again.
I was Hustling on my own pc all this while, then i tiptoed from where i sat to is back,He was so engrossed in what he was doing that he didn't notice my movement, and on the screen Of is pc, i i saw something like tracking, he was on Nigeria post office Website, i wondered when post office Website became a dating site. Hence i guess he was into goods,

Me : coughs
Krissh : what are you doing behind me? (startled)
Me : ish i came to check what you are up to
Krissh : so?
Me : so you are also into goods
Krissh : hmmmn not just goods, tz goods and apartment, it pays, you won't have to be chatting all day with mayezit you still get cool doe.
Me : hmmmn i heard it has more doe dan dating sef, i should have learnt this stuff in ib then o.
U fit teach me, make i combine am with dating parole?
Krissh : no qualms na, but it has to do with risk a little, and alot of thinking o, i still do dating by the side when i see exclusive formats.
Me : forget just teach me thia stuff faa sharply.
Krissh : o boy calm down now leme finish what am doing, would call you in a jiffy.
Me : no qualms

Not up to 30minutes he sat me down by hia lappy and explained everything to me, as in i got it all easyily, i started putting it to test on the spot and someone was alwedi falling, krissh gave me the sitesto burst and showed me way round the sites.
Fews flew by and i've missed alot of lectures, at times i won't step into the school premisea in a week, i was mostly in krissh's house, either hustling or having fun, by the side i now have many jabu chicks by myself thanks to krissh. ThOu i was wise enough not to flaunt my wealth, because i've learnt my lesson from pass experiences.
I didn't skip any of my tests or exams tho, but a person that wasn't in class, what would he write down?, i do crash reading but still my perfOrmances Weren't that great,in my 200 level i didnt carry over any course tho,but my performances were below average.

whenever i have an encounter with kunle my roomie ,his always challenging me for not been serious,but i do tell him
"dy/dx won't give you money, MTS 101 won't give you money, common sense will, but we that have that common sense are low. keep chasing after marks and graduate having no dime, o boy use your head".

As in am always feeling justified with the things i do, Bleep those lectures i miss, i would read them later when i need to, make i just clear from this school asap.

Like i once said, Futa was a very strict school, no space for cultism, and illegal groups, they rusticate at any slight issue. So i was hustling off campus at krissh house, i had no issue with school securities challenging me or anything. No eke issues also for the krissh's area.

Something perculiar happened, during our 200 level break, i didn't go home, i was flexing at krissh's domot, on that fateful day i was hustling as usual when bro shola's call came through.

Bro shola : hello

Me : hello egbon (elder brother) gud afternoon

Bro shola : afternoon, ife what is going on with you?

Me : nothing sir.

Bro shola : is your girlfriend pregnant?

Me : (chuckles) bros no now

Bro shola : no there's definately something wrong with you.

Me : Why that bro?

Bro shola : i just recieved your result via sms now from your school and it was nothing compared to last years own. So what the hell is your problem?

I kept quiet, i recollected that when registering, i registered my bro as my guardian and even fill in his numbers, didn't know it was this kind of thing that Futa would use the number for, chai Futa ehn.

Bro shola : Are you still there ?

Me : yea bro

Bro shola : so what's your explanation?
If you want to waste your life, you should have told me before i waste my money to pay your fees. I know you to be brillant, so whatever you are into that is distracting you, you better put a stop to it now and improve on your studies..

Me : am sorry bro, no vex, would definately work on it.

Bro shola : you better do.

Hung up

Chai, imagine the yawa Futa wan Dabaru my plans, i decided to sit tight the coming session.

EPISODE 5
The following day was monday, i woke up 8:30pm, and i was having lectures by 9 a.m, before i could get to hostel tp pick my things, i'd be late already, and those lecturers get chin chin for head. To avoid embarassment i decided to forfeit the school for that day.
Took my bath, too my time to cook something up in krissh's kitchen. Ate up, rested a little, then decided to resolve to hustling on my lappy.
I was conversing with different maye's and also meeting new ones. Krissh woke up around 10 a.m, he also joined me in the living room with his lappy. He didnt spend up to an hour on it, but he kept coming back to check something on is pc after few minutes. He would go Ahead to watch film and he Was just check is pc frequently again.
I was Hustling on my own pc all this while, then i tiptoed from where i sat to is back,He was so engrossed in what he was doing that he didn't notice my movement, and on the screen Of is pc, i i saw something like tracking, he was on Nigeria post office Website, i wondered when post office Website became a dating site. Hence i guess he was into goods,

Me : coughs
Krissh : what are you doing behind me? (startled)
Me : ish i came to check what you are up to
Krissh : so?
Me : so you are also into goods
Krissh : hmmmn not just goods, tz goods and apartment, it pays, you won't have to be chatting all day with mayezit you still get cool doe.
Me : hmmmn i heard it has more doe dan dating sef, i should have learnt this stuff in ib then o.
U fit teach me, make i combine am with dating parole?
Krissh : no qualms na, but it has to do with risk a little, and alot of thinking o, i still do dating by the side when i see exclusive formats.
Me : forget just teach me thia stuff faa sharply.
Krissh : o boy calm down now leme finish what am doing, would call you in a jiffy.
Me : no qualms

Not up to 30minutes he sat me down by hia lappy and explained everything to me, as in i got it all easyily, i started putting it to test on the spot and someone was alwedi falling, krissh gave me the sitesto burst and showed me way round the sites.
Fews flew by and i've missed alot of lectures, at times i won't step into the school premisea in a week, i was mostly in krissh's house, either hustling or having fun, by the side i now have many jabu chicks by myself thanks to krissh. ThOu i was wise enough not to flaunt my wealth, because i've learnt my lesson from pass experiences.
I didn't skip any of my tests or exams tho, but a person that wasn't in class, what would he write down?, i do crash reading but still my perfOrmances Weren't that great,in my 200 level i didnt carry over any course tho,but my performances were below average.

whenever i have an encounter with kunle my roomie ,his always challenging me for not been serious,but i do tell him
"dy/dx won't give you money, MTS 101 won't give you money, common sense will, but we that have that common sense are low. keep chasing after marks and graduate having no dime, o boy use your head".

As in am always feeling justified with the things i do, Bleep those lectures i miss, i would read them later when i need to, make i just clear from this school asap.

Like i once said, Futa was a very strict school, no space for cultism, and illegal groups, they rusticate at any slight issue. So i was hustling off campus at krissh house, i had no issue with school securities challenging me or anything. No eke issues also for the krissh's area.

Something perculiar happened, during our 200 level break, i didn't go home, i was flexing at krissh's domot, on that fateful day i was hustling as usual when bro shola's call came through.

Bro shola : hello

Me : hello egbon (elder brother) gud afternoon

Bro shola : afternoon, ife what is going on with you?

Me : nothing sir.

Bro shola : is your girlfriend pregnant?

Me : (chuckles) bros no now

Bro shola : no there's definately something wrong with you.

Me : Why that bro?

Bro shola : i just recieved your result via sms now from your school and it was nothing compared to last years own. So what the hell is your problem?

I kept quiet, i recollected that when registering, i registered my bro as my guardian and even fill in his numbers, didn't know it was this kind of thing that Futa would use the number for, chai Futa ehn.

Bro shola : Are you still there ?

Me : yea bro

Bro shola : so what's your explanation?
If you want to waste your life, you should have told me before i waste my money to pay your fees. I know you to be brillant, so whatever you are into that is distracting you, you better put a stop to it now and improve on your studies..

Me : am sorry bro, no vex, would definately work on it.

Bro shola : you better do.

Hung up

Chai, imagine the yawa Futa wan Dabaru my plans, i decided to sit tight the coming session.

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Episode 3

The next day he was the one who called me first.

Krissh : hello

Me : hello who is this?

Krissh : chai see your life, so you didn't save my number yesterday?

Me : oh my nigga Krissh no vex jae, was to high that yesterday, guess i didn't remember to save it.

Krissh : no qualms now, when are you coming around now, You know we've got a lot to disscuss.

Me : just send me your address, i'd be there in a jiffy.

Krissh : okay would send that to you asap.

Hung up.
Sharply i took my bath and dressed up , I guess things just happen for a reason, am having a difficult time financially already and now krissh just showed up. Omo i guess i would go back to this yy stuff o, at least am yet to exercise the runs i did at mama Primate domot. Krissh just have to orientate me back, with the way he was talking last night, i know he is still a wire wire, just have to tag along. Few minutes later his messafe came him.

I headed out for his place, and arrived there around 12pm.
He lived off campus, in a 3 story building, he stays at the top flat, he alone, the other flats where habited by other guys who are students, i guess they are Into yy also, but krissh is mad oh, how can he aline be living in a flat, with 3rooms, a living room, a kitchen and store. That guys cassanova life won't kill him. Am sure it's because of girls, only God knows the number of girls he must have nailed in this building.
We sat in the living room to chit chat

At his place

Me : krissh , why the hell wpuld you be living in this area, i jnow you are a soicial freak, so why could you choose to live in roadblock of all places.

Krissh : you know the eke in this state are on fire, so one has to be very careful, am living a lowkey life here o.

Me : hmmmn wise you

Krissh : yea that aside, how far now, you should have hammered alot already, what's wrong?

Me : hmmmn my guy it's a long story o, lets just say am back on track now, have deviated alot previously, just update me about the latest formats and let me start clicking again.

Krissh : no problem na.
Will you keep living on campus?
Join me here now?

Me : oh boy futa strict o, just have to be careful, because they fit rusticated person at any slight issue.

Krissh : ok o

Me : i would be spending my weekends here sha.

That evening i copied all i needed from him, i set up bew accounts, a new me, hmmmn jagaban is here again. My maga must start to dey pay. It's actual time i could see if mama prinate's parole is active.


Spent my night at Krissh place, at night we were just boxing sites up like old times, it was fun been with my guy again.

That night i was already connected to clients, everything just seem easy for me.


The next day i left his place for my hostel very early in the morning, witj the peak i was last night. I just kept bursting mails. I was on my pc when my room mate kunle came in all of a sunden.

Kunle : guy you get issue o

Me : issue as how?

Kunle : where were you last night?

Me : how is that any of your business fa? Are you my father?

Kunle : you are sick faa. So you think you can just be doing anyhow abi. If anything happens, you forgot it's me they will ask first?

Me : whatever mind your business, our hustle differs jae

Still concentrated on my pc

Kunle : what are you doing on that lappy of yours, you are serious as if you are writing some project.

Me : guy you get issue oh, why can't you just mibd your business fa?


Kunle : hmmmn am sure you up to something, whatever it is i would know fot sure lastly, you can't hide anything from me you know.

Me : whatever, sha park well.

I was still sorting things out on my pc. A client agreed to pay, but i was having problems with recieving payment so i washed up and headed back to Krissh's domot asap.

To be continued

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Episode 2
The next day have gotten over the shock already, Brother Shola took me to Abeokuta as planned. We got there I decided to abandon yahoo for a while because bro shola was always around, so he enrolled me in a lesson, I kept playing the obedient child, he obtained jamb form for me, and as a guy with a sharp brain, I was somehow brilliant so I passed jamb. Wrote my post utme and got admitted into FUTA.
That’s marked an important stage of in life because I would be eventually free.
Getting into futa wasn’t easy o, I read faa, I had no time for yahoo at all, I was just like every normal student.
My first year in school I was still a fresher so I ws always attending classes, I don’t attend parties because parties in futa then were like gay parties , futa was an technology school, so guys were much more than girls, therefore in the parties girls weren’t enough, and I can’t be dancing with guys. So I shunned social lifestyle. My Gp was really great in my 100 level. But everything changed when I met Krissh again.
It happened on Friday evening, I was coming back from MTS 101 class so I decided to greet my friends living off campus, they lived in a building called pinnacle, mehn that place was dope, boys were able to do things freely with no school rules, so it was the usual hangout for guys. i decided to just go and flex there that evening, got there and the guys were heading out.
Me: where you guys all going to ?
Segun: we are rolling to Genesis to flex oh, a guy from JABU is celebrating his birthday there, you can come along na.
I joined them to and we met people in the partying mood at Genesis, I sat by the pool side low key watching everything going on.
You know that moment when the MC was like, lets call in the celebrant to come and dance, lo and behold the celebrant was Krissh. Woaw how could Krissh be a JABU student the Krissh I knew was a no future ambition. Wonders shall never cease.
I was dazed I just kept to myself; immediately he was off hook I approached him
Me: Oh boy
Krissh: IFE!!!! (Looking at me) Iphekitan! Dead or Alive
ME: You are high, its I, am also surprised to see you here o.
Krissh: You just abandon us then after leaving with your brother. How did you get to Akure alaye we go discuss gan o
Me: woss that story for another time lets party hard now and talk later.
We were just hanging around each other. I was like the celebrant’s best friend because he was calling me to his side anytime his taking pictures with his bitches, we exchange contacts sha, and decided to meet up the next day. Hmmn it’s nice seeing my guy again, Krissh a.k.a. Casanova

MY LIFE AS A YAHOO BOY SEASON TWO

EPISODE 1
When we got home that afternoon, I was yet to drink a cup of water when bro shoal started talking

Bro Shola : ife sit down there

Mum and dad also sat in the living room with us
Bro Shola : ife what’s your problem na
Me : Egbon wetin happen, when did you enter town ?
Bro shola : You are not okay, how old are you ?
Me : 20
Bro shola : Twenty , and you are still here, do you even care about your future ?
Me : (in my ind I was like wetin do this bros sef) Bros Wetin Happen Na ?
Bro shola : You parked away from here and you started working, thou I know mum and dad shouldn’t have allowed you and have blamed them on there on part. but seriously is money your problem ? what do you need that they are not providing for you, your mates are in the university chasing their dreams, you are here working as a factory worker in another mans company, seriously am disappointed in you, have always known you to be creative, so what went wrong with you?
Omo I was just looking at them ni, learners I a factory worker, jonzing things, I have plans for myself , my car is even beter than the one my brother is riding but still I can’t just let them know, because I can’t account for it.
Me : bros am sorry I fell your hand but it’s just that have gat needs .
And it’s some how having to be tasking dad and mum everyday.
Dad : shut up, stupid boy, (facing my brother)he never told me before leaving this house, trust me I won’t have accepted, I travelled and before I came back , he and his mother have made heir decisions without consulting me. And ever since then, anytime I call him, he won’t pick up my calls.
Me : dad is not like that
Mum : just keep quiet boy
Bro shola : have decided am taking you along with me to Abeokuta, so I can handle you well.
(omo a part of me was happy and another was vexed mehn #mixed feelings)
Me : Am not going bro
Mum : it’s been decided boy, you have no say, you have to continue your education, an y money you need m your brother would provide it for you.
Me : okay o
Dad kept giving me a bad look, bro shola was advicing me on my life for like 2hours and mum was also putting jara on top.
The whole discussion ended around 7:30pm
I accepted my fat, Abeokuta things, home of yy.
When I got into, my room, I contacted bosun and krish to update them about the whole stuff, they were sober for me sha, I told to them to help sell my car and send the money over.
That night I decided to check my mails and login to sites to see if the parole mami primate helped me with is really active.
It’s been seven days plus already, met a lot of messages mehn.
My gay maga had dropped an insultive message, I rushed a concrete insultive reply to him, he came online minutes after to start apologizing, me sef get yanga, until he proposed to apologies to me by giving me money. I Just played my games right, Miss Wellington wasn’t online, I replied her messages too. I updated my military paroles too and gave them a wise excuse for been offline lately.
I then later slept off.


To be Continued

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Part 31


I woke up the next day which was a sunday in full strength. What happened last night was history. It's time i get prepared for the days show.

I left the guest house very early in the morning when no one has wake so i won't have you be saying an emotional good bye


I called the guy before leaving so when i got to the front of 7up i gave him a call again. His name was james.

Me : hello james, am in front of 7up?

James : ok keep coming straight and turn at the next turning by the left, i would block you there.


Hung up


Went to the pointbhe described and he joined me there in minutes and led me to his room, he lived in a face me and face you house. Drom his looks i guess he must be a factory worker, his room aef was jam packed, i nibdit live such a life. Poverty was radiant in his room, not even a t.v, i tried to unpack my things and slept off.

I was woked up by james tapping

James : am off to church o

Me : ok where should i drop the key when leaving?



He showes me where to place it and left. I was still trying to sleep when phcn brought light, i just switch on pc and kept watching empress k. Was on it till around 1pm when mumce called.

Mum : hello ife

Me : good afternoon ma

Mum : afternoon how are you?

Me : fine ma

Mum : You are yet to send me the address

Me : oh I forgot i would do so right now.

Mum : ok be expecting us by 3pm

Hung up

I drafted thevaddress and send it to mumce, i still didn't know the reason for their proposed visit but i could feel desperation in her voice. So that got me wondering. But since i could not fit a face to the picture, i diverted my mind and kept watching film.

Another call came througg around 2:30pm from mum.

Me : hello ma

Mum : yeah pack you things and meet us outside.

Me : ahah won't you come in?

Pman : ( guessed he snatched the phone from mum)
Meet us outside now!

I concured, packed my bags and went outside, mehn i was shocked, met them waiting in my elsee brothers car.

Gosh when did bro shola return, chai i don jonez, they are surely up to something.

Mum : hmmmn come in.

Greeted them, joined them in the car and my brother drove home, we were all silent through the ride home.
They kept giving me a casting look. I knew something was wrong somewhere.

All izz well oo.


The end

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Many of us are aware of this old adage “Even a broken clock is right twice a day”, if this is correct, then I will not be making much mistake if I say there’s no completely bad person.

Yahoo boys are like the rejects in our society from the perspective of a moral Nigerian. They are seen as the bad eggs. These guys have given us a bad name in the international community, they scam and defraud unsuspecting persons of their resources mostly money. Most online shopping websites have blacklisted Nigeria. Our corporate image has been soiled probably beyond repair. No one wants to deal with a Nigerian… so pathetic.

However, there are lots of positives and lessons that we can learn from them. They are not as bad as some of us think, provided we try to view their actions with an open mind. If you read the following, learn from it. Remember “He that has no sin, should throw the first stone (an account in the bible)”


Passion – Someone said “passion is the fuel that drives our vision”, if that is correct, then anything we do without passion will soon wear us out. A yahoo boy has the drive and passion for his trade. He wants to get rich or die trying. His carriage, words, and actions all portray his trade. Little wonder, they can be easily identified in our society. He prides himself in his business and no one can stop him. In some cases he avoids his family members and anyone that decides to talk him out of this dreadful path instantly become an enemy of progress.

Dedication – According to Bishop David Oyedepo, dedication is deadly commitment to a cause. From vocabulary.com dedication was defined as committing yourself to something,” like your dedication to marathon training that had you running every single morning for four months. This is what yahoo boys are known for. They are very dedicated individuals, they understand the nature of their business, considering the fact they try to reap where they have not sown; and as such they have to bury themselves into what they do.

Networking – In my opinion, this is the greatest strength of Yahoo boys. They don’t work or strategize in isolation. They have pubs, clubs and places where they hang out regularly to have fun but ultimately network. Sometimes his networks extend to law enforcement agencies especially the police. When a Yahoo boy identifies a new opportunity (a potential victim to be coned or scammed), in other words, when he catches a new maga, he immediately looks inward to see if he has handled similar scenario before. If yes, his experience will make it easier, else, he looks in his network for more experienced person(s), if the deal is successful, every stakeholder shares the proceeds according to agreed terms. In most cases, Yahoo boys live together, eat together, flock together and even trade together.

Hard work – These guys work extremely very hard. They sometimes sit on their computers for as long as 18hrs at a stretch. In most cases these computers must never go off. They labor repeatedly, strategizing and thinking about lies to be told, reading case studies etc. to ensure maga must pay. Much of the time on his computer is also used to communicate with magas, business associates and sourcing for other business leads.

If a maga becomes too tough or gets smart after so much hard work, he quickly moves on to the next. No emotion, no extra attachment, strictly business. He understands that for him to survive, he needs to be up and running. He is in constant motion, and never mixes business with pleasure.

Wasteful – This is rather the most pathetic part of a Yahoo boy’s life. Sometimes it may take him months to make say 10,000 USD but in 24 hrs after making such an amount of money, he might be back to nothing. Greater percentage of whatever he makes is squandered on girls, gadgets, holidays, cars and other stuffs to enhance his swag. He is confident that maga will pay but if for some reason maga gets smarter or refuses to pay, this then takes him to our next discussion

Consulting – Just like in the business world, Yahoo boys consult. Some consult with veterans of the trade and the very desperate ones consult herbalists and “fake pastors or alfas”. This is also known as Yahoo plus. Sometimes he runs out of ideas, tricks and strategies, this prompts him to source for a way out. In some cases, he repents of his trade, asks for forgiveness and sources for other legitimate means of livelihood; else he consults an herbalist or people believed to have some spiritual powers to enhance his business. Every form of consulting comes with a cost and the costs are always very harsh, the devil does not have any good gift.

Disclaimer: The above are my basic observations of a Yahoo boy. As someone who thinks with an open mind, I don’t think there anything wrong in looking at the brighter side of seemingly dark things. Life is a matter of choice, the decisions we make are products of our choices. Every man will account for his life. If you are into this trade, Please desist and spend your time and energy on something enviable.


Watch out for season 2

cogbuagu:
OP, pls I too need help. Was laid off and I'm seriously searching for job. Pls inbox me Primate and sister faith number. I man need their help.

Lol dis one z high o

Dnt u get, d story iz all fiction

melford244:
Baba finish this story once N for all

Dropping the concluding part today.

So minds can rest

darealsola:
pls.any1,is this a real life story or just fiction. plz reply asap

Fiction

jayron:
You've done a great job but there is one thing I would like u to bear in mind, "good customers relation".

I really appreciate ur efforts as you find time out of no time to type and update out of tight schedule of yours.

Since everyone has been begging for update, you shouldn't have allowed it to take much time because most of us are your fans while we hardly bear with this situation.

Note: Am in no way against your decision for not updating because the reason is best known to you.

Dats matured

I gave reasonable reasons.

adedolapo4:
iphekitan tziphekitan mainland

Abeg wetin dey sup hope all is well

All is well bro

Part 30


After the revival that evening, I and faith headed back to MY road as usual, I was still moody from the shocking visit alert.

Faith : brother ife, you look disturbed, whats wrong?

Me : faith don't bother yourself, it's nothing I can't handle

Faith : Don't tell me that o, in the morning your weren't like this now
, so why the sudden change Of look.
Or have i done anything wrong? Ife please talk to me now.

I told her tge whole story tho i was careful enough not to reveal the part of me being a Y.

Faith : hmmmn i told you problems are better solved when shared.

Me : so what are you insinuating?

Faith : well i guess i could be of help

Me : really? In what way?


Faith : well i kbow a guy who works in 7up and stays around that area also, i could ask him to help.

Me : hmmn and you think, he would help hun?

Faith ; am 100% sure, besides he owes me a favour initially.


Me : omg faith you are the best, you are God sent. I would love you forever.

Faith : hmmmn thats what they always say when they need something, when tgey get what tgey want bayi they won't know us again.


Me : faith why you talking like this, you know i treasure you, besides
I am not "they " am endless love

Faith : hun have heard

Me : oya call the guu now so we can be sure

Faith : why the rush, i would love to take you there my self.

Me : no ooo, tomorrow is sunday, it's a must you are in service and my parent ate coming by 2pm, i should have settled before they arrive, so i should go very early tomorrow morning.

Faith : hun ok i would call him and tell you his reply later tonight.


++++++++++++++++++++++

7pm


Faith walked into my room smiling

Faith : have spoken with him and he has agreed

Me : oshey you are the best.

Faith : have his number so you guys can talk.

Me : alright.

I collected the guy's contact and called him, he confirmed what fsith said. Oh boy ibslept peacefully tgat night


Heard a knock on my door around 2 a.m, that's unexpected, vigil, fasting and prayer has ended so who could that be.

Opened the door and lo and behold it was sister faith!

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fboycaestro12:
doesn't matter if u have hammered or not. what matter is the kind of job u do. If u deal deal with Europe clients u don't need to stay up at night but if u deal with Asia and Yankee clients you need to stay up at night. Those that have hammered might just not stay up for long but no matter how, if genuinely he's a working boy he will def stay up.

Lol guess u are experienced

tnthommie:
True talk.

@op, your storyline is quite intresting. keep it up.
but you flopped when you wrote that you aint used to staying up late at night. Yahoo boys dont sleep at night, they stay up all night working most times.

Not one dat has hammer already

Part 29

I later woke around 2pm, I went to the primate Office to tell her I would be leaving very early the next day and to check if she got to know about what just happened, you know you can't tell, holy spirit might have alerted her. [grin].


Me : Good Day ma.

Primate : ife boy , how are you?

Me : am gentle ma

Primate : you can start your business as from tomorrow onwards.


Me : Yeah am grateful ma . Thats the reason am here ma .

Primate : OK am listening.

Me : I would take my leave very early tomorrow morning. And i want to ask how much i'd would pay for all you have done for me.


Primate : [chuckles] When you start making your money, you can drop by once in a while and drop something. You are free to leave anytime you like.


Prostrated
Me : thanks ma, am very grateful.


I Left her presence feeling like a boss, she didn't suspect anything nisha. I came for a mission, now am leaving fulfilling two missions, am the boss mehn.

Went back to my room, all this while I got no call or message from boss and krissh, so I pinged them both.
Bosun wasn't online I guess but krissh replied, so we started chatting.

Me : oh boy , shey na life you think say you dey live.

Krissh : leave that jae, you don't know wetin person dey go through for here.

Me : whatever, am returning tomorrow o.

Krissh : returning to where? Woss wobi, eke has bursted us twice this week already, and they are still trailing us, meaning we are on heat, bosun and i have dispersed and we are just scoting at friends place ni in order for things to cool down.

Oh this eke sef, their job is to protect the people, na working Boy dem dey chase.

Me : This one technical o, how eke go come dey burst you guys for G.R.A, some of your friends might have told on you.

Krissh : God purnish the mother fu*king informant.

Me : make I go back to my papa house then.

Krissh : you sef still get option.

Me : where bosun dey, his number no dey go through, and him no dey reply messages.

Krissh : eke don collect his phone the last time they caught us.

Me : Chai Dias God O

Krissh : abi now

Me : Aiit TTYL [talk to you later]

Krissh : ok

Conversation ended

Hmmmmn some people are just crazy oh, they don't have any work than to they spoil their friends life, God purnish any informant of a friend I get.

Went to take my bath and on getting back, I met two missed calls on my phone, checked it up and it was pman.

This one wey pman dey call me, hope all is well, I decided not to call him back.
I was still dressing when mucee call came through, I picked up.

Me : Ekasan ma [gud afternoon ma]

Mum : ife booni? [How are you]

Me : fine ma

Mum : how is work?

Me : going on smoothly ma.

Mum : your dad said he called you, and you failed to pick up.

Me : I was having my bath then ma

Mum : didn't you see his missed call, shouldn't you have called back.

Me : am sorry ma.

Mum : anyways, we. Just Want To inform you, we are visiting you tomorrow after service, so send me your address.

Me : What? Why?

Mum : What is what, shouldn't we know your place, we are coming over tomorrow so just send me your address.

Hungs up.


Chai this people sef, nawa for them oh, they just dey impose visit upon person. What address would I text them bayi, hmmmmn gobe.

That changed my mood instantly, I kept calculating, thinking and weighing my options, eventually none was making sense. I no fit bring them here, and i no fit lead them to G.R.A. Chai what am I going to do?




To be continued

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data ke

how much be data

give me your GTB account jor........

Lol check ur mail

Tanks 4 the comments and all, would drop the next part shortly, trying to make it lengthy.

Part 26

When sister faith left, I dressed casually, looking nice and cute, I am among those type of guys can check the mirror after dressing, am very conscious of my appearance.

I went to the primate office to give her a morning greeting.

Me : good morning ma

Primate : morning boy, hope you were able to get enough sleep.

Me : infact ma I woke up an hour ago.

Primate : lol you have to get use to that mister.

Me : I would adapt ma, am a survivor.

Primate : you should break your fast by six in the evening after the church revival.

Me : ok ma, I would survive.

Primate : alryt this are the prayer points you should pray about, along your fasting.


She handed me a note, I was like, isn't it my problem, shouldn't I be the one to know the kind of prayer to pray, now they are even dictating prayer to me nisha.


Me : okay thanks ma.

Went back to my room, starting pinging, since there wasn't much to do.

I gisted bosun about houw the whole place has been since yesterday, krissh wasn't online, but I dropped him an insult, challenged him, for putting up an I don't care attitude, not even a call.


I later switched to watching empress k, on my laptop when there was nothing to do. I was on season two episode five.
I love action ancient korea dramas mehn.

Around 3pm. I heard the church bell ringing, I guess it was time for there revival. But I chose not to attend it early enough, I kept watching my film.
Ko ko ko, someone knocked on my door.

Geez who is the intruder now ?

Opened the door , lo and behold , its sister faith.


Faith : are you not coming for the revival ?

Me : I would be the there later, just wanna take my time here.


She looked around. And returned her gaze to me.

Faith : can I come in ?

In my mind I was like,
Come in ke, I thought she said we should head to the church auditorium and join them.

Me : yeah you are free.

She came me sat on my bed as usual.


Faith : so what were you doing all day ?


Me : just there , watching this korean drama jae.

Faith : I love korean films too, especially the romantic ones.


In my mind, I was like isssh, it's written all over your face.


Me : it's normal for girls to love the romantic ones, I prefer the action ones.


I noticed she was starting to feel relaxed on my bed, I decided to control my self.

Me : sister faith , let's go and join the service already.


Faith : hummm, are you sure ?

Egbami , what such of question is that , girls sha. Tempting a monster, she didn't know I was just trying to code.


Me : yeah I guess, there's nothing am doing again anyways.
Would watch the movie later.


Faith : okay if you say so.

She stood up and we joined the service.
She went to her post as the ushered, she changed to her white robe, hmmmn those white robe, this white garment church girls do put on, that do display their natural endowment.

The praise and worship session was on when I entered. I was still examining the different sets of girls I was sighting, when I noticed the lead voice of the choir was familiar, could it be shade again, I looked straight to the altar from where I sat and yes it was her. But this time she was staring at me also. So our eyes practically clashed.

Damn it, I was trying to avoid this girl oh, now that she had seen me, I guess she would approach me later, girls hen very predictable

To be continued

I pray I won't dissappoint you people , coz my ba3 is red already, and am nt yet true with typing the next part, let's just shift it all to sunday, after 2 in the afternoon.

Plz bear with me

Would drop by 8:30pm

Tho, not the concluding part, as am foreseeing, it's going to have a second season.

Stay tuned