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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 2:53pm On Apr 09, 2016
holajeedayy:
Emmm,at this point in time we wont contiue with the story cox a company has bought this as it script so wash out for the concluding part on home video....
Thank
yours faithfully
okurin mejo ati abo
a.k.a. Oko lolosho(faith and other)
yahoo boy with backup(alfa sule and olorun cele)
but be careful efcc fit dey read your story tooo
Note : This is a pure work of fiction
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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 12:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Majlaw:
Op come and kwontinue what u finished....
Sorry, come and finished wat u kwontinue.
Chaiiii.. Any one abeg.
I would drop one more update today. You can bookmark this page because the story is not what I can finish in a day
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:47am On Apr 09, 2016
phemmyranky:
Please this story has not yet finish now, nairaland I swear I enjoy this story is making brain @ ife. Please continue your story.
Tanks
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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:26am On Apr 09, 2016
Eastcoast33:
choi. Op... u dey draw our troath wit long throat oooo... plsssss drop more updates naa, d Day is still young and its weekend...
Would try
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:08am On Apr 09, 2016
Part 25

12 a.m Day 1

I was awake around 5mins past 12, thanks to my
alarm. I was still putting on my shirt when I hear a
knock at the door. I opened up, i knew it was the
primate.

Me : Good morning ma

Primate : Morning, weren't you sleeping before at all.

Me : not really ma .

Primate : OK time for prayers.

Issh like I didn't know before, she led me into the
church, and for like 30 minutes she was sharing the
word from THE WORD, but my mind wasn't really
with her because am not used to being awake by such
a time. I came back to conciousness when I heard,
lets pray, sharply I bowed my head.

Primate : not here mister, come along.

I followed her, she took me to the back of the compound , I noticed we were approaching a river, In my mind I was like, this white garment churches and their attachment to rivers sha. We got there.

Primate : take off your shirt.

I rolled up my trousers, took off my shirt, I am very muscular ,because I don't joke with morning exercises, I noticed the primate's eyes widened when she saw my packs. I ignored and went to join her in the middle of the water.

She brought out two candles, and lighted them , she told me to hold them with my hands wide apart by my sides.

She then brought out a local sponge and a black soap in a white dish.

Me : ma , can I do the washing myself.

Primate : your turn would come, but at this point, it's necessary I do, just keep saying amen.

I bent down and she poured water on my head and started the washing with the sponge and black soap, she was praying along the line, and I kept saying amen.

After 10minutes of back to back washing. She handed me the soap and sponge, and took the still burning two candles from me.

Primate : you can have a complete bath now. When you are done , burn the sponge with this two candles that I would leave by the river bank and meet me inside the church with the ashes.

(She left)

I had a quick bath, did what I was told to do, and later joined her in the church, and gave the ashes to her.

Primates : ok you can go back to sleep now, that would be all for now.


+++++++++++++++++++++++


In the morning I woke up around nine , I guess my body automatically adjusted it self to make up for the hours I was denied of sleep.

I woke up feeling energetic, I did 25 push ups in my room , drank a pure, then retreated to my bed.
I was flipping through my pictures on my pc, when I heard a knock at the door.

Me : come in please.


Faith : brother ife, you want to sleep for the whole day, oga o, this would be the sixth time I would knock your door, thank God you are awake at last.

In my mind I was like, sho what's wrong with this bae, awake or not what's her own. i was yet to reply her, and she kept staring at me like person they just serve jollof rice for party.


Faith : won't you tell me to come in ?

Me : oh come in ( I paved way for her entry)

Faith : Good morning.

Me : morning.

She helped herself to sit on my bed.

Faith : I guess you just wake sef , your eyes are still swollen.

Me : not really, have been awake minutes before now, I was just flexing with my laptop.

Faith : hmmmn ok can I touch your laptop.

Me : you are free.

I noticed she was still staring at me, when I expected her to be facing the screen of the laptop.

Her stared made me realise I was putting on just boxers, mehn it was due to the heat o, I stylish put on a chase dear and my carrot jean. She must have been admiring me body all this while, I hope this bae won't get me into an issh.
I sat on the chair.

Faith : come and join me on the bed now, this your pictures are hillarious, you must be a play boy o, with different kind of girls am seeing here.

I ignored that remark. I wonder what kind off lady would be trespassing a guys room by this time of the day.

Me : sister faith where is the bathroom located please.

Faith : I would take you there when you are ready to take your bath.

Me : am ready now.

I took along my towel and she led the way. We got to the bathroom. and I closed the door in to have my bath, it wasn't up to 3minutes when I heard someone knocking th door of the bathroom.
I rolled on my towel and peeped.
Lo and behold it was sister faith again.

Faith : the primate said I should give you this soap to bath.

Geez it was another black soap. Why is their own soap always black gan sef.

Me : thank you ( I colllected it and closed it the door)

Finished up in the bathroom, and went back to my room, guess what?, I still met sister faith in my room watching movie on my system.

I was just with a towel rolled round my waist. She paused and film and she was staring right into my eye balls.

Faith : I guess I should excuse you , so you can dress.

Me : yeah

(She stood up and left)

Thank God she had manners a little.
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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:12am On Apr 09, 2016
poweredcom:
Poster be mugu ur mate de collect alibaba hackin. Mega millions u dehere de write. Nollywood. Story u r not ayahoo guy oku r a. nollywood director
Oya commit now tchew
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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 9:04am On Apr 09, 2016
:-! still typing
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 7:32am On Apr 09, 2016
Nairaland banned me again.

Back to my real account, would drop the next part by 9a.m, thanks for following so far.
LiteratureThe Rossy Lifestyle Of Pyunskid by Iphekitan(op): 3:10pm On Apr 06, 2016


[Story]The Rossy Lifestyle Of
Pyunskid




Prologue

This is another story from iphekitan, the writer of "The life of a yahoo boy" "Journey to stardom ". And now this is this his third story.

This is a true life story of a friend of mine, wrote this with his permission ofcourse.
Pyunskid is social freak, who took sociality to the extreme end. His Lifestyle was pure fun. If you are a lady you would learn a lot of lessons from this guys tactics.

Even guys would learn a lot from the story, they would learn new ways of handling girls and understanding them too.

It's Fun, just read along.

Tz Iphekitan
Whatsapp - 09034368823


LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 2:04pm On Apr 06, 2016
Part 22

Fu*k that sh**t, this girl hen

Bro ola : ife isn't that my system?

Me : [just looking, speechless]

Bro ola : ain't you the one am talking to?

I gave my bae one devilish stare, I guess she new the meaning, so she went back to the room.

Bro ola : ife are you now deaf all of a sudden.

Me : No bro, just dissappointed as how she could interupt us, bro the system is not yours, it's hers [I lied] to be sincere, I gave it out to her, nothing really happened to your system.


Bro ola : [widened is eyes] you gave my system out with out my permission and even lied about it. I am disappointed in you, f**k this new system, I want my system, as in I want it back right now.


Me : bro calm down now, I'm sorry I lied, I shouldn't have, please forgive me, besides the system is outdated already bro, please help manage this new one.


Bro ola : Are you crazy? I said I want back my system is something else there?

Me : bros forget that system jae

Bro ola : boy i want it back now!!!

I insisted he wasn't going to take the system along, we were already raising voices at each other, when krissh and bosun arrived.

B.B : What 's going on here?

Me : it' s nothing I can't handle, welcome.

Krissh : you dey craze, you are handling it indeed, have been hearing voices three houses from here.

[turns to bro ola]

Bros whats wrong?

Bro ola explained the whole issue to them, I guess krissh was already understanding that it's the parol system he was talking about from his explanations.

Krissh : bro take it easy, he doesn’t want to look bad to that bae ni

Bro ola : with all this, the girl must have heard about the whole issue, if she has an atom of diginity left in her, she would release it without thinking twice.

Lo and behold, the silly girl came to the living room and interupted again

Bae : ife don't worry left him have at least you could afford to buy me a new one.

Gosh was she just trying to play along, from what she heard, geez who sent her, she's making the situation worse, I and krissh were out of excuses and bosun didn't understand why we were insisting not to release the system.


B.B : What is all this [ face's bae], please go and bring out the system.

Me : If you move there ehn, infact clear for here, your presence is annoying to me.
[she gave me the crocodile tears crying look, picked up her bae and left]

Krissh : guy calm down, Let's see in camera... We went into my room to disscus, at the end we decided to give the bro his system back, I took the system to bro ola in the living room and apologised.

Bro ola : whatever [hissed and left]

I then sat bosun down to explain to him, after my explanation he was remorseful, krissh was also trying to console me, i rushed into my room and started weeping like a mother that just lost his child.


To be continued
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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 1:19pm On Apr 06, 2016
Hardmed:
Why bro? I need a voluminous write up nah..........wanna read ova d wknd.
Shortly as in soon
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 12:55pm On Apr 06, 2016
Next part to be dropped shortly
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 12:55pm On Apr 06, 2016
Psamist1759:
If na me i for use correct blow port am go her papa house
grin ;Db4 nko
Jokes EtcRe: Plz Judge Oh Am I Selfish by Iphekitan(op): 12:53pm On Apr 06, 2016
blessedapple:
U are not wicked, but really Abramatic in nature
grin grin
Jokes EtcPlz Judge Oh Am I Selfish by Iphekitan(op): 10:06am On Mar 11, 2015
I ASKED A GIRL FOR
A RELATIONSHIP
AND SHE ACCEPTED
WITH ONE
CONDITION WE WILL
NOT HAVE SEX
THAT SHE MADE A
VOW WITH GOD
THAT HER
VIRGINITY IS MEANT
FOR HER HUSBAND, I
ACCEPTED HER
CONDITION WITH
ALL MY HEART ND
GAVE HER MY OWN
THAT I WILL NEVER
SPEND KOBO ON HER
BCOZ I MADE A VOW
WITH GOD THAT I
WILL NEVER SPEND
MY MONEY ON ANY
GIRL EXCEPT MY
WIFE, SHE NOW SAYS
THAT AM VERY
WICKED MAN,
PLEASE AM I WICKED
IN DIS MATTER?

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