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Episode 18
Episode 18

In the cab, I was Sitting in the middle with a police man sitting on each of my side.

All that was going through my mind was who would I contact ? I can't call home, because I can't afford to face their questioning.

After few minutes of them driving around aimlessly, they parked by the road side. The officer sitting in the front sit beside the driver turned to face me.

Officer : who are you ?

Me : am ife an I.T student, I work....

Officer 2 : (Cuts in) shut up and answer only what was asked!

Officer 1 : we are ware of what you went in there to do, so save yourself the stress of telling lies, because I won't buy it, let's just make a mutual agreement.

**//I decided to concur to see where the discussion is leading//**

Me : so what now ?

Officer 1 : settle us with 150k and be on your way.

Me : (shocked) you say wetin ? 150 what?, from where should I get that ?

Officer 2 : you are still trying to form innocently, like you can't afford to pay ten times of that hun?

Me : seriously this is injustice o, I don't even know what I did wrong and you are roping me .

(Gbosa, a hot slap landed on my face)

Me : ahah this is unfair o.

Officer 2 : that should tell you what you did wrong, or you still don't know, make I enlighten you (raising his hand up again)

Me : ah I understand sir.

Officer 1 : are you still trying to prove stubborn ?

Me : not at all sir

officer 1 : no problem, by the time we get to the station, you will be paying double of what I requested for. (Faces the driver). Drive to the station.

In the cab, they collected my phone and my wallet, one officer was going through my wallet, while the other was flipping through my phone.


We got to the station and I was pushed behind the counter , where I sat on a bench. I was vexed, so I started voicing out.

Me : at least let me call my people and inform them have been arrested.

A female officer by the counter : will you keep shut, you will call your people when the need arises.

Later I was taken to a closed room, the first officer talking to me in the cab initially came in smiling.

Officer : we know what you are and what you went to do there, do you think you can fool us by dressing corporate. We can identify a criminal when we see one no matter how you tried to clown yourself.

Me : am just an I.T student, sir I don't know what you are talking about.

(Another officer came in with a book and a pen, dropped it on the table before me and left)

Officer : now pick up that pen and write your statement.

Me : **//writing a statement without doing anything wrong precisely, I wrote about how I was unlawfully arrested//**

Officer : (going through what I was writing as I was writing, snatched the pen from me) this is rubbish! Rubbish! You will spend your days in a certified prison if you don't co-operate with me.

Me : but I can't I just make a phone call to inform someone have been arrested.

Officer : no problem (he went and brought in my phone)

I called sam's number, but it's was replying "the number you've dialed is currently switch off, please try again later", I then place a call through to krissh, because I know his experienced with eke's in Ib.

Me : hello

Krissh : ife how far ? Why is your voice like this ?

Me : o boy , I dey inside eke's custody right now.

Krissh : sho! Wetin happen ?

Me : (The officer was staring at me , so I was trying to be mindful of my words) they are yet to explain why they accused me.

Krissh : is your phone clean ?

Me : not really

Krissh : shit! With that, they may have something on you, in no time, just settle them and pay your way out.

Me : it's not ideal now, for no reason.

Krissh : that my advice for you, if you don't wanna sleep there.

Me : alright!

Hung up.

Officer : are you ready to co-operate with me ?

Me : how much will do !

Officer : like I told you earlier, once your issue gets here, it's double the amount I asked for earlier.

Me : ah ah how come ? Besides I don't have up to that, to be sincere.

OFficer : your problem not mine, you can choose not to pay and end up behind bars. I have more colleagues to settle now, the ball is in your court.

Me : oga 80k should do na!

OFficer : you dey craze, do I look like a beggar, 100k and that's all, no bargaining.

Me : okay 100 but I would just withdraw and the bank would have close by now.

Officer : there is an Atm in your wallet, you can make use of that.

**//God punish Atm//**

Officer : remove your belt, a officer would follow you to the ATM, where you would withdraw and come back here together, before you get your things and be released.


**// chai God punish Sam, where ever he his//**

Me : okay sir, as you wish.

I removed my belt and gave the officer, he then led me outside and handed me over to another officer, before giving me my ATM also.

The officer led me to a waiting bike man and ordered me to get on, which I did, the bike drove us to the nearest bank, where I withdraw the money and gave it to the officer.
The bike then took us back to the station.
We met the officers at the counter smiling.
The lady officer at the counter, gave me some documents to sign and gave me my belongings, then told me am free to leave.

Hmmm what a bad evening for me, I pray I have no issues with the police in the future, I was also cursing sam on my way home, I got home around 9pm and made my way to my room and retired for the night.

To be continued

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Episode 17

Two months later.
Krissh had gone back to Akure
Almost two months to the ending of my I.T, the mobile app is ready but I am yet to reveal it to the management. Things went on normal in the previous months, nothing dramatic, sandra choose to ignore me, not my problem, faith had resumed back to school. So I was just busy with work and yy and on friday evenings I'd go out to flex.

It was one of this friday night I met this guy called sam. I was in the bar having my drink codedly, I don't relate with people much, guess am an introvert.

The sam of a guy sat on a chair opposite mine, and he kept staring at me, when I started finding his stare absurd, I drink the last cup of the trophy I was drinking and headed out of the bar.

Few meters from the bar, I noticed someone was following me, I looked back and lo and behold it was the same guy from the bar approaching.
I stood gidigba, ready for anything.

Sam : hello I'm samson by name.

Me : hello how may I help you.

Sam : I'm a friend of yours from facebook, and I do feel those frosh pictures of yours, you should recollect now, the samson who told you to teach him yy on facebook back then from krissh.

Me : ( I remembered vividly, no wonder his face waS familiar) yeah I Remember

Sam : nice meeting physically boss.

Me : it's a pleasure

Sam : about that stuff, are you still into it

Me : (trying to be cautious) Nah

Sam : why ? If I may ask

Me : wasn't just making much from it, so I discarded it

Sam : well am into it big time, let's go back in and talk while we drink.

we went back to the bar and he told me a lot about himself, from our conversation, I could deduce that his into goods. but his dressing was to casual for a yy nigga who is getting it.

I insist I wasn't into yy all through the conversation, told him I was just a student.

From then on we became friends and we balled and rock together.

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On a certain friday, as fate would have it, I was in my office , preparing to leave for home around 3pm, when sam's call came through.

Sam : hello ife

Me : wassup ?

Sam : am outside your office right now

Me : okay am already packing my things to leave for home.

Sam : alright waiting, I need you for a deal.

Me : alright.

Hung up.

I picked my bag and joined him in is SUV parked opposite my office.

Sam : ife how far, I need you to help me pick up some stuffs at the post office .

Me : why me ?

Sam : you are dressing corporate, so no one would suspect you.

Me : are you sure, because I don't want issues with eke

Sam : yeah , fear not.

He gave me the details of the goods am to pick up and the necessary documents.
He drove me to the front of the post office , and waited in the car , while I went in.

Approaching the entrance of the post office , I saw a man in his late forties making a phone call. I ignored and went in.

I met a woman by the desk and she brought the package out, and unsealed in front of me, it was a gold wristwatch ,a laptop and a ps2.
She was like I have to pay some certain amount of money to pick it. I was disappointed because sam never told me this, so I informed her I would be back. I then left the office for outside, opening the gate to step out, I met four uniform me waiting for me.

I was agitating, it's unexpected, didn't sam said no cause for alarm.

I looked towards where he parked initially, he wasn't there anymore. I didn't no what to do next, various things were going through my mind.

The uniform men with the inscription SAS on their uniform approached me when they saw me.

Officer 1 : mister you have to come with us.

I didn't even argue, from escapades have heard from people, the best thing is to keep quiet and follow them. To avoid been mishandled, they pushed me into a micra cab they parked. And drove off.


To be continued

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Episode 16

When I got home I did as primate instructed, took a cool bath with a local sponge, then slept off. The next day, I woke up with An extreme hard on, as in I was rock hard, it was a saturday so I decided to prove to sandra what I really made of, I called her line and we agreed to meet where we met the last time by nightfall, I knew the girl was still interested in me.

I spent the rest of the day at krissh room where he lodged in a hotel, he gave me recent formats and I did some dating, signed onto yahoo, opened more tabs, busted sites after sites, then logged into facebook, I saw my legit maga Mrs Alexandra Rose was active online, she had dropped me series of messages already. Seriously I really don't know why the lady was into me, let me tell you a little about Mrs Rose, she's a divorced single mother living in new jersey, with her pictures, she's okay , I guess she still work out because she's in shape, I met her on a random site two years ago and since then, we became paddy, I never really duped her per se, just that she's always requesting for me to visit her, though I lied to her I reside in Washington D.C, so most times I'd told her am broke so I couldn't get to her area, she would send transport expenses and some extra doe for me to maintain, but I'd end up giving her one reasonable excuse or the other.

So on this day also, while we were chatting she requested I visit her again, and I declined as usual giving her silly excuses. Never knew krissh was snooping up on me, I just heard hmmm and I turned back to see him,

Krissh : of all sites it's facebook you dey work on now abi.

Me : woss anyhow, on the kentro level, at all at all na him bad pass.

Krissh : well na you sabi, pray you don't get busted soonest.

Me : she's damn into me jae, An sure I won't get busted with her, she's even requesting I come oveR And join her in U.S but I would make money from her via that.

Krissh : chai, you are sillY hen, isn't this a way out for you.

Me : what! I don't get.

Krissh : since you are to leave the country after two years. Couldn't she be your way out ?

Me : hmmmn confirm talk, guess I'd have to get more intimidate with her.

Krissh : that's my point.

Me : as it Is now my life seems set. Since this year is the fifth, my 500level would be the sixth year and nysc year would be the seventh, then I'd port to wherever.

Krissh : yeah now you see no cause for alarm.

Me : yeah the timing is perfect, gat to go, I have a re-match this evening.

Krissh : bad guy, sha take things easy

Me : alright.

I left krissh lodge and gave sandra a call, we agreed to meet at blue bird as planned. Hummn the match was powerful, I gave it o her badly because it's been a while have had sex, she was just switching from cloud nine to ten.

After the match, we both laying on the bed, she was resting her head on my chest and playing with the hairs on my chest.

Sandra : never new you are this awesome

Me : (smiles) it's never written on the face.

Sandra : you are the man.

Me : thanks for the compliment

Sandra : how about we take our relationship to another level (looking directly into my eyes)

Me : (didn't see that coming ). You said ?

Sandra ; as in let's take our friendship to another stage.

Me : hmmmn am not sure am ready for that yet.

Sandra : (frowns)why ?

Me : (blank face) am really nit ready for any commitments .

Sandra she went haywire) f*uk you, so you just meant to use me and that all.


Me : (see misinterpretation oh, I didn't use her, she came after me and we both have fun, now it's "you used me" girls sha) you are turning thing around .

Sandra : (stood up) it's okay, don't worry, I get it, my bad, I was intimately into you and to you am just a regular object. It's obvious.

Me : okay if you say so ( my mistake)

Sandra : what ? Just okay, omg! You are really a bastard!

(Throwing tantrum, I just held her hands and threw her aside)

Me :: hey calm down girl, it was consensual, it's wasn't against your wish.

She stood up and approached the door.

Sandra : f*uk you (she slammed the door and went out)

Geez, girls and their funny ideas, I didn't ask you out, you have a crush on me, and we had sex, and you feel you can tie me door with that, ish that's not gonna happen.

Now that my life seems okay, I have to plan well how to spend my remaining years in naija. I have to get in back fully into yy and sort things out with this mobile app, and lastly I have to attend church service wella, because maga must pay, need to get enough money to survive outside nigeria.


To be continued

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Immediately I connected to zainnab and told her how far have went, she said I should leave the rest to her. Few days later I just saw her message online “OK I will give you a chance, besides you seem cool”, I jubilated straight up called zainnab and thanked her , I asked ope for her number, called her also thanked her for giving me a chance and promised to be a good bf. And that’s how my first relationship started, but she was somehow cold to me, she later told me that she gave me yes out of pressure from zainnab that she really has no feelings for me yet. I was like hmm OK, I would try my possible best to win your heart, and she answered “game on”. From then I was very caring towards her and gave her all my attention, am always chatting with her and calling her, I was there for her in difficult situations.
A day before she was to leave for school resumption back, I saw her message to me online.
“I love you a lot and you are the best thing that has ever happened to me, in you I find joy and comfort, I won’t ever let go of you”
On seeing that message mehn mo shope. I thanked her and reassured her I love her too and she won’t ever lose me. And wish her safe journey back to school.
For weeks I was unable to contact ope because she was in a boarding school. So I decided to search for a new chick.
Along the line I met this light in complexion girl with a big back side, Quincy by name. I actually met her via a friend of mine called Sir Kay. He was a guy who was just getting jahsified, so he called her on my phone on one fateful day and forgot to delete the number, and as a sharp nigga I stored the number, and called the girl later at night. The girl fell for my voice on the phone. I actually hided my identity then, told her my name is Henry, later when she was used to me I told her my real name. She’s always sending please call me to me, and god helping at that moment MTN gave me 3000 naira bonus. So I just they form rich kid, I do call her regularly till she initiated the idea of me visiting her, to which I agreed.
So one of these day I decided to visit her, I got to her house, which compound wasn’t fenced and was like an open field, so any passerby would see person easily, while I was there she didn’t tell me to come inside, to spoil all things she brought out a bench and we sat outside. Guess what another woman joined us on the bench, which I later got to know was her mum. I was damn nervous mehn. Before I left there the dad also arrived and went inside. I was thinking in my mind that is this girl crazy. We were sha gisting about normal stuffs, when it was around 5pm I just sensed that this route my pman do pass home so I just told her am ready to take my leave. Guess what! She said bye, am free. She didn’t even escort me, chai was damn pissed. I just left there and run home.
TO BE CONTINUED

Written by Tz Iphekitan (09034368823)
It all started on a Saturday evening, I headed out to church for choir rehearsal.
During the rehearsal I stepped out to purchase sachet water because I was somehow thirsty, I walk few meters to the right, and then I sighted a shop.
I approach the shop and said “who is there? I want to buy something!”, then a girl came out of the shop, I was like, damn see stature, as in this bae was hot, she was endowed with both front and back, she said “what do you want?” , in short I bought the sachet water and went back to church.
After rehearsals I approach a close female pal of mine, Jane by name, I told her about the girl, she was like “lol. My junior brother’s mate, she just have a big stature ni”. I was like no lele, I told her to connect me with her, and she was like laye. I sha boned and went home thinking of this amazing girl I just saw. Day after day I do pass around the shop but she’s not always there. So I moved on.
Around March I started learning computer engineering, the office I was learning it was opposite the shop I saw that girl the other day. The road was a main road so our shops were on each side. I later got to see a woman there which my guess was that she’s the girls mum. One of those days while I was sitting outside the office, I saw her mum in trousers for the first time; I was like “jesu! Allihamduliliah!” as in the woman was fucking hot! She has huge nice ass, I never stopped picturing the woman in my head for the rest of the day. Later on I came to my senses, I was like “o boy don’t kill yourself o, she’s married ke, yet you are committing adultery for your mind” and I am a Christian for that matter, thou not a born again, just a regular church goer.
Two months later I met another chick in my area zainnab by name, I met her through my younger sister sha. I had no feelings for her , calm down I wasn’t that bad, we do chat a lot on 2go then, during one of those chatting of ours , she uploaded the pix that girl that I once had crush on as her dp. Mehn mo shope, I told her about the girl, she was like they were friends and schoolmates, and she told me a lot about the girl sha including her name “ope”, and that they attend FEGGO, a federal government school, I was like no wonder she suddenly disappeared , so she was in a boarding school. Zainnab sha gave me her username, for weeks she didn’t accept my friend request.
On another fateful day during one of the chats between I and zainnab, by then she has fully trusted me , because I do advice her about her relationship issues and other things, so by then we were very close, so on these fateful evening I felt she was in a good mood, and I brought up ope’s issue again. This time she listened to me carefully, and decided she would assist me. Not up to five minutes after the conversation between I and zainnab, ope accepted my friend request. That day I eventually slept early so I didn’t message her.
The following day which was a Monday, I went to office casually for the day’s work. Then I sighted this ope across at her mum’s shop, I decided I would approach her, so I waited till she was the only one in shop. I brought out the last amount on me 100 naira, and crossed to the other side, went to her shop, I greeted her and said I want to buy viju milk, she was smiling calmly and she turned around to go inside, and her ass was facing me in her tight fitted jean trousers, I was like God just a chance!. She came out and handed the viju over to me with the straw, my eyes were fixed on hers , I guess she must have been embarrass by that self, by the time I came back to my senses. I thanked her, paid and went straight back to my office. Picked up my phone sharply, turned on my data, switch to 2go, God willingly I met her online, I started chatting with her, I introduced myself. She introduced herself also, later on she request to see my pix, so I uploaded my pix as dp, she was like wasn’t I the guy who came to buy viju moments ago, I told her I was the one. She said okay, soonest we became close friends online because am always keeping her company online day and night. Soon I started caring for her, I later set my plan into motion on a Sunday evening during one of our lovely chats I asked her out, she was like “hmm too fast let’s take things slow, please give me some days to think about it”. I boned and told her no problem.
To be continued

Episode 15

With everything happening I don't know if I"m making it or if am loosing it, I feel am on the right path or have been on the right path rather. Since everything has been smooth in my life lately, and all of a sudden this glitch is just happening.

Krissh came to ib. The next day as planned and agreed to help purchase the sound systems comprising of four speakers and one amplifier, I couldn't go to purchase the stuff myself because I wasn't chanced at work.

At work I did all I supposed to do diligently and kept to my self as much as possible, I was low key, thou we don't have much to be occupied with most times, I'd just be coding, have made half way success with the mobile App by then but am still having issues with payment aspect.

Friday came by and everything was in order. I planned not to go to work so I called in sick.
Krissh and I loaded all the sound stuff in a pick up truck we rented and we drove to the primate's church.

Thou I was a little nervous, we got there around 1pm, they were having some sort of open field service, so they were not making use of the church auditorium, the place was overcrowded sef. I told krissh to stay in the truck which we parked outside and I went in, took off my footwear and joined them in the service.

I tried surveying with my eyes if I could locate faith among the crowd but I couldn't. At the end of the service, the primate was holding meetings with some people and the meeting were taking like forever. So I just sat at a corner and focused of my phone.

Boo!!! (Was shocked looked sideways and it was faith standing beside me.

Me : oh good afternoon faith.

Faith: hmmn afternoon, oga, you couldn't holla me you were coming.

Me : don't mind me jawe, it skipped my mind.

Faith : so you have decided to come and show gratitude after all this years.

Me : that's life for you jae, can you just help inform your mum of my presence, because I don't think she would leave that meeting anytime soon.

Faith : okay I'd be right back.

She walked away and approached where her mum was, she was talking with her, her words weren't audible to me though, then I noticed she pointed at me, and the primate also looked in my direction with a look of surprise on her face.

She stood up briskly and they approached me.

Primate : ifeoluwa!

Me : good afternoon ma.

Primate : is this really you.

Me : yes ma.

Faith : we both attend the same school mum

Primate : oh really?

Me : yes ma.

Primate : hmmmn let's go to my office.

Faith turned and went on her way, while iya primate led me to her office.

In her office.

Primate : iphekitan

Me : ma!

Primate : iphekitan!!

Me : yes ma!

Primate : iphekitan!!!

Me : ma!

Primate : how many times have I called you ?

Me : thrice ma.

Primate : why are you here ?

Me : firstly ma, am very sorry I'd show up all this while, and am very sorry ma, I came to show some gratitude, I brought some speakers and sound stuffs for the church.

Primate : oh thank you , and is that all .

mehn I told her about my dick losing erectness all of a sudden, and about how bosun directed me to come back to her , and the two years remainder warnings.

Primate : hmmm have you heard of the story pharaoh's dream.

Me : yeah about joseph interpreting pharaoh's dream in the bible (still had the knowledge ,junior secondary school CRS classes)

Primate : exactly can you summarize the dream to me ?

Me : well pharaoh's dreamt two dreams I can only remember the first one which was that he was standing by a river and seven fat cows came out of the river and later another seven thin cows came out of the river and while the cows were grazing by the river bank , the seven thin cows came and ate up the seven fat cows.

Primate : well you tried, let me explain it to you like joseph explained, he said " there would come seven years of great plenty throughout egypt, but after then, there would arise seven years of famine and all the plenty will be forgotten". This dream applies to you.

Me : how ma ?

Primate : I really pity your circumstance, I should have informed you earlier had it been you came back, but you didn't , the thing is, you have seven years of great wealth here in Nigeria and another seven years of great poverty here in Nigeria. Then another seven years of wealth again, then poverty, that's the sequence 777.

Me : (shocked by the revelation, omo na two years remain oh) ma so what's the solution.

Primate : well it's simple, immediately the first seven years is completed you are to leave nigeria for another country, there the seven years of poverty won't affect you outside nigeria, when the seven years of povery has elasped you can come back to nigeria. I.e the 777 is only applicable to you in nigeria.

Mehn I was dazed 777 is the number.

Me : okay ma, I'd think that through, but what about my erection ma ?

Primate : just take a bath with a local sponge at 12 midnight to be precise and throw the sponge away, your manhood would rise again.

Me : just that ?

Primate : yeah just that .

Me : okay thanks ma. So please can you come along so we can drop the stuff we brough for the church.

Primate : okay.

I called krissh and he drove in the truck, we off loaded the stuff and then left. In the truck I explained how the thing went to krissh and he was just smiling, jeez unserious element of a friend.

Me : why are you smiling now ?

Krissh : because you have a solution already !

To be continued..
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Season 2 episode 14 modified, for those who are just joining, you might not see season one episode 20, just search for it on google, your would be led to available sites that are posting the story. Guess nairaland mods delete it because of the explictness About YY

Episode 14
•i'm sorry for not updating all this while, was sick ,and was writing exams, so wasn't really opportuned to write, but yeah am fully back now, expect daily and steady updates•

Story continues.....
I dressed smartly & sat on my bed, staring at the wall clock in my room, I was reluctant to go to work that morning but I just have to go, I was in my room still sitting though totally dressed and ready, I reminiscenced on events of the latter days, I was lost in thoughts yet I couldn't pin point where I made a mistake or where I might have went wrong to the extent of losing my manhood. I recollect the last person I had sex with was faith. And I know she isn't possessive about me to the extent of zapping off my erectness. I also thought about my life , my deeds and actions in years. From that day in the barber's shop till date. I felt maybe it was my past hunting me. I then remembered the words of the Alfa who helped me the jazz then. I remembered his warnings, hmmm I hope this not the repercussion

I was still lot in my world of thoughts when I was interrupted by a call , from the least person I expected. Sandra!

Me : hello good morning

Sandra : morning, it's past nine and you are not here yet. The director just asked for you minutes ago, the team leader has to cover up for you.

Me : oh I'd be in office in a matter of minutes , the traffic is kinda slow (I lied)

Sandra : hmmm

Me : why the hmmm.

Sandra : you don't even know how to lie, how can you be on the highway and everything would be silent like this.

Me : no...(she cuts in)

Sandra : sha get you ass here asap.

Hung up.

Ish only Gods knows why she really called, it's not like she would still care after the ish which happened the other day. Well her call that morning gave me some relief, I guess she won't talk about it to anyone after all.

I hurried out of the house and went to work that morning and everything went well, by the time I got home late in the evening, I still had the nerve to hustle a bit, did a little of over payment on some couple of sites and it's like I new the most needed goods so I got requests.
I was also face booking by the side, I was checking the latest feeds when I got a message from bosun, mehn tz been a while have heard from him, well we ain't that close anymore since he got back from southy.

B.B : hello

Me : bosun xup ?

B.B : I'm gentle, you still on with this habit of neglecting person hun?

Me : no vex jae, work has been tedious lately.

B.B : what work is that o, by the last time I check , you were still a working boy.

Me : ish you've miss a lot, well I don start my I.T

B.B : sho! And where you dey work ?

Me : just working as an I.T guy in an electricity distribution company here in ib.

B.B : cool, guess it would really be stressful for you, uhn a working boy in a corporate arena, that's weird.

Me : Na u sabi

B.B : well I don back go malay.

Me : ahah your ass no dey stay one place

B.B : anyhow when last have you been to iya primate's domot.

Me : oh boy, he don tey, I neva show for there since that time when I spent 7days there.

B.B : ah!

Me : what's that for ?

B.B : you are almost finished, didn't she tell you to come back or anything.

Me : I don't get you, she only said I can come back to show some appreciation when I start making doe.

B.B : wait I guess that was Five years ago right.

Me : yea

B.B : geez you have just two years left, you should be seeing signs already sef.

Me : wait bosun , you begining to scare me, what's this all about ? Two years left as how.

B.B : it's better you just go back to her as soon as possible, for now.

Me : hum okay.

Mehn now this is what I call a thin line between life and death.
It's all now connecting.why didn't I ever thought of going back sef. Geez.
I then decide to update krissh, he picked up straight.

Me : elo

Krissh : ife boy, how far ?

Me : am so jonzed right now

Krissh : wetin happen ?

I told krissh about the whole stuff.

Krissh : guy seems like dey follow you from your village

Me : ahaha I just finish chatting with him, na so I call you.

Krissh : well it's really correlative with your current predicament, stop dulling and find time to go to the church.

Me : hmmmn haven't been there all this while, so I can't just go there with empty hands, beside faith would be there.

Krissh : see you, you have faith as a leverage already.

Me : so what should I do ?

Krissh : people like iya primate won't collect cash from you so just call faith and ask her what the church might be needing, so you can get it along when going to her mother.

Me : hmmmn true talk o.

Krissh : well am landing tomorrow and not wednesday anylonger.

Me : so where would you be staying.

Krissh : in an hotel of course.

Me : smh! You could have come to my place now, but your cassanovaness won't be permitted in my parents house, so I guess the hotel is really best for you, at least you can even afford to pay for a year's stay in any hotel, you are capable.

Krissh : sharrap jae, gotta go.

Me.: no qualms

Hung up

I didn't waste time I dialed faith number straight, I guess I still had a soft spot in her heart, I apologized for neglecting her all the while, and I framed my story for her sha. She informed me I could help by getting the church a sound system, and I told her I'd be in her church by sunday.

Now everything seems somehow easy but facing iya primate is still a task to me, but I really need to understand what bosun mean't by "you have just two years left", hmmn left for what?


To be continued

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Two months of vacation went by, I seek ed opportunities where I could do my IT but none was encouraging, the highest payer was 20k. An amount I could make myself in a day. I felt IT was a waste of time self, if not that my 500level project is based on it, I would just be flexing at home

First one week I was still at home making my doe, online, until I got a call from my elder bro, bro shola on a certain saturday evening.

Bro shola : hello ife booni (hw are you?)

Me : am good bro

Bro shola : how far with your IT ?

Me : bros am yet to find a place to work o


Bro shola : Ahah, couldn't you have called to tellme, since you didn't call, I thought you've solved yourself out.

Me : no vex bro

Bro shola : okay I'd make some calls to my friends there.

Me : ok bro, thanks would appreciate it.


Hung up

Not up to an hour, he called back.

Bro shola : hello ife, what's that your course again.

Me : computer science.

Bro shola : very good, I have been able to call a friend of my that works in Phcn, so they have a slot there. I would forward his number to you. Make sure you call him today so you can resume latest monday.

Me : okay, thank you bro, I'd call him right away.

Bro shola : alryt take care.

Hung up

Hmmmn, this brother of mine sha

An sms came through from my bro, I called the number straight.

Me : hello good evening sir, this iphekitan sir.

The caller : hello evening, this mark fenuga, how may I help you?

Me : my brother gave me your number, he said he has spoken with you concerning an opening of a IT student.

Mr mark : oh you are shola's brother.

Me : yes sir.

Mr mark : what's your discipline.

Me : computer science.

Mr mark : oh we could use a person like you, come to phcn office dugbe branch by 9 a.m on monday and give me a call when you are around.

Me : okay thank you sir.

Mr mark : alright be good.

Hung up.

Hmmmn I just hope this people can pay above 20k at least I fi manage 30k.

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Monday Morning

I dressed smartly in a well ironed T-shirt and trousers, tucked in properly, nutted my tie, trying look very co-operate. I placed of my shakomended glass to match. I was looking dope and official.

Tho I don't have much co-operate dresses, but if this job calls for it , I don't mind upgrading my wardrobe

Headed to Phcn Office. I got there 9 a.m sharp. I called mr mark and he told me he would be with me shortly. So I sat and the waiting room. Thou there was A.C active but I was still sweating, you it's unlike me, a working boy in a co-operate arena.

Fifteen minutes later Mr Mark came to the waiting room. He was looking around. He couldn't recognize me, neither could I recognize him, but by the was he was looking about, my instincts told me it was him, so I stood up to approach him.

Me : good morning sir.

Mr Mark : morning, iphekitan right?

Me : yes sir.

Mr Mark : ok sit, let me brief you, in the next 15mins you'd be called in for an interview, it's always handle by the director himself. You are most likely to be sent to the I.C.T unit. The I.C.T unit, am the team leader of the unit. We have been working on creating a mobile App, where by people can pay their electricity bills on their phones. The project has been on since last year, but no break through, so I guess we could use a fresh blood like you.

Me : okay sir.

Mr Mark : like I said just relax, the director would call you in any moment from now, and it's possible you might start working instantly.

Me : yeah sir, am prepared.

Mr Mark : okay I have to go now.

He stood up and leave.

Mehn a part of me wanted to ask him about the details on salary, but I comported myself, so they won't see me as a money monger that I am truly am.

After few minutes, a lady dressed in a black suit and trousers came by.

The lady : hello are you here for the interview.

Me : yes ma.

The lady : okay come along.

I stood up to follow her, she led me to the directors office, I guessed the lady was the secretary, she closed the door on me and left.

The director was a man in his early sixties, he was dressed in shirt and trousers, and he has like those prof glasses on, from where I sat , I noticed her has a pot belly, in my mind I was like this man looks like person wey jahhh.

Me : good morning sir.

He looked at me via his glasses.

Director : morning, have your sit.

The interview session wasn't up to 30minutes, he threw me series of questions and I was flowing with him, later on the interview became a casual talk, because he shifted the topic to "talks about girls" and I was also flowing, later he started talking about beers, I told him I loved trophy most and guess what, it was his best drink also. Eventually he said I could have the job and told me, he and I would be hanging our every friday. Ish it's nothing.

At the end, he told me the pay was 40k per month for IT students, mehn I was in smiling mode, he then referred me back to the secretary who led me to the ICT unit of the company

On going

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Episode 9

Along the line faith and I never really dated, we just became friends with benefit.

Incase you don't get the meaning of friends with benefit, here is how it started.


She came to roadblock on a certain friday evening, the guys were out clubbing as usual, we were both only ones in the house.
We both lied on the bed in my room, watching film on my pc, she was putting on a fitted pink blouse and a black leggins, and there's something about pink colour on girls, it's just a sexy color. I couldn't stop stealing series on looks on her body, I wasn't focused on the movies at all, unlike her she was intrigued by the movie. I was busy examining her (x-ray vision), my body was already reacting, I don't know why such happens when am alone with a girl.

I was trying to control myself, so as not to misbehave, I didn't want to follow the direction of my erection.

I kept to myself, and was trying not to think of her, until she made a silly mistake of moving closer to me and resting her head on my chest. Hmmmn romantic position her heavy duties were resting on me, mehn I couldn't just hold it anylonger, she still couldn't notice anything because she was still glued to the screen of the pc, or maybe she was pretending, I didn't know. I summoned the courage, and started with my usual moves of getting a girl laid.

I know it might be difficult, because she isn't my gf, but am giving it a try. I was looking directly at her face for few minutes, later she noticed I was looking at her, she then turn to look at me, and our eyes were clashing, she smiled and continue watching the film, she frequently stop to take a look at me, to check if I was still looking at her, and she would smile and continue watching the film. Then that encouraged me, I took a step further, I started feeling her hair, I was playing with it in a romantic manner. By the time the movie ended she gave me a final look, a questioning look to be precise, like " what do you want sef ? " Look.

With the way she was smiling and looking at me , I guess she was in the mood so I shifted and lower by body till our face were facing each other , still lying on the bed, then I proceeded by moving my mouth towards hers. Then I kissed her, at first she was reluctant but she later gave in and kissed me back, so we started sharing a passionately kiss, till one till led to another, we ended up having sex that evening.

And from then onwards she was like my sex partner, thou we ain't dating. That's why I tagged our relationship "friends with benefit".

The last semester exam of my 300 level came by and I passed very well, because have known how to balance school work and yy by then.

My parents insist I come home for vacation, I didn't feel like going back to ib, because I really have no one to mingle with there, it would be somehow dry, without my hommies.

But I had to go, because I had to start searching for a place to do my I.T, and there weren't much opportunities in akure. Ib is a place of great oppotunites, and i could easily get connected there.

So on the last day I packed my stuffs from the hostel and moved them to krissh's house, I knew that would be the last time I'd live in school hostel.

So I went back to Ib on the same day, my parents were glad to see me, after all this years, they just kept throwing me questions especially my mum, she wants to know everything about how I lived in Akure.

I slept on that fateful day very late in the night, there was no light at all, same happened the next day, so I wasn't able to hustle with my pc, and home was always boring


Could have bought fuel to power the generator, but there was also fuel scarcity, the little stations that opened were always crowded and you would see a que of about 100 cars and another separate que for bikes and those buying with kegs.
Shit couldn't just endure waiting endlessly in the sun to buy fuel.
Tho I do by black market once in a while. But it doesn't pay me.

I should be charging my gadgets at a cafe around my area, but eke frequently raid cafes for yy niggas. So that was out of option.

So I resolved to a viewing centre in my area.
There generator was always on because they do sport betting.

So my routine was to wake up by 8.00 a.m , I'd work out, take cool bath and have my breakfast, then head to the viewing centre by 10 a.m. Stick to my usual corner, plugin my gadgets, sit on a bench, switched on my pc, and hustle till around 5pm in the evening before going back home. I was making a lot of money tho. Faith was in ib too but just didn't wanna relate with her, am already getting bored with her companies.

At the rate at which I'm making money I could afford to buy myself a ride next semester.

Episode 8

The following day was sunday, right from the onset, i've never fancy going to church service, i prefer flexing at home. The four of us went to the gym as usual and later came back around 9a.m. We ate breakfast at a resturant around the gym, We then resolved to playing winning eleven, i wasn't really good went it comes to anything soccer, the three of them defeated me in each match i played, i was pissed at their teasing, so i quit playing and went to have a nice shower before retiring to my room.

I could still hear their noises from my room, so i switched on my pc and started playing cool songs. I plugged in a earpiece, so i could enjoy the music and at the same time, be deafen to those guys voice.

I login to my yahoomail and mails were already loaded up in my inbox. It's been a while had sign in, because had been dealing with goods all this while. I replied each maye's messages then opened series of other tabs, Getting straight to business. Loading meebo, log in daddyhunt, google language translator , launching notepad… Yahoo Boy mode activated.

I was on my pc around 3pm,my fingers tips were already aching, i checked to aiiexpress a.k.a alii baba, saw series of flash sales, then i noticed iphone 5 (the reigning phone then), i quickly added it to cart and checked out, it was cheap since it was flash sale 90% off, checked up another commercial Website, placed the sale of a laptop, sharply a buyer called (already connected an intenational number with my line), i tushed up my english and picked up.


Me : hello this mr woods, how may i help you?

Caller : gud morning, i saw ur post of the sale of a system.........

I was very fluent mehn, he agreed to pay up and agreed to aend the package to him, ish mugu.
He payed and i forward him something else instead.

Hmmn won't reveal much about that sha, but maga payed oh

Around 4pm i was already famished,
I hadn't taken anything since all day aside breakfast, hmmn life of a working boy sha. If i was issued a fast i would be complaining, but now am fasting unconciously.

I stood up to see if i can get something to eat in the kitchen, i then noticed the screen of my phone was lighted.
Chai 12 missed calls, i had the earpiece in my ears all this while so i didn't even know. Checked it and it was faith. I strolled into the kitchen and gave her a call.
Faith : where the hell have you placed your phone since?

Me : hmmmn is that how to greet an aspiring lover?

Faith : ish dreamer na you sabi

Me : well i wasn't by my phone, just saw your missed calls.

Faith : i was around your area when i called

Me : ooh and where you now?

Faith : back in my hostel.

Me : uhn what did you come to do in my area in the first place.

Faith : came along with a friend to visit another friend.

Still on the call, i was checking the pots in the kitchen, it was all empty, checked the cupboard, still no foodstuffs, then i sighted a pot on the gas cooker, opened it and it contained reminants of a burnt indomie, chai those guys cooked and didn't remain any for me.

Didn't know when i hissed.

Faith : why are you hissing to me?

Me : oh sorry, something here made me hiss and not what you are saying.

Faith : ife what's wrong, don't tell me your food is burnt because, i can hear sounds of pots, so evidently you are in the kitchen.

Me : nope faith, totally opposite of that, there’s no food stuffs Availabe, and am famished big time.

Faith : hun aiya sorry.

Me : thanks jawe. Guess i would eat out..
Faith : well i just finish cooking here, i could package sone for you, if you don't mind.

Me : oh i'd really appreciate

Faith : okay block by the Northgate in the next 15 minutes.

Me : okay am on my way

Faith : mak sure to give me a call whn you get to thw school premises

Hung up

I rushed into the bathroom and dud a quick freshen up. Dressed casual and made my way out.

By the time i got to the th school Northgate, i gave faith a call informing her i was around, i descricribed my hostel to her so she could bring it over there.
Then went to my room, i met kunle my bunk mate, the only serious guy in the room, and the twins sitting on their various bed space.

Kunle was busy with phone, and the twins were each busy with their laptops, i wonder what they were doing. We exchange pleasantries and i made my way to my bed space to relax,anxiously waiting for faith's call.

I was surfing through the net on my phone, when i took notice of the discussion between the twins. I heard something like money transfer, i was stunned, what business are they into that the are pressing their pc since.

I got of my bed and joined them both on their bed.

Me : Tboy how far?

Taiwo : am gentle

Me : kenny of life how you dey?
.
Kenny : lowkey bro

Me : so what are you both doing
(pointing to their pc's)

Taiwo : binary operation o, studying this signals.

I could see something like a graph or chart on the screen of their pc.

Tho I didn't get what they were doing i took my stand murmurig "this ain't working boys"
And then went back to my bed space.

Minutes later my phone rang. And it was the expected personnel.

Me : hello are you here already?

Faith : yea am outside.

Hung up and walked out to meet her.

I sighted her by the third pole at he veranda of our hostel building. Meh she was dressed in a black high waist skirt and a pink top. Her figure 8 was glaring.

Mehn i this bae has to get laid by me.
Approached her.

Me : Ello bae

Faith : hun

Me : thanks so much faith, am really grateful.

Faith : the pleasure is mine
(she handover her bagpack containing a cooler to me)

Me : you looking nice

Faith : hmmm thanks

Me : would you like to come in?

Faith : nope,i'd be on my way, i have somethings to attend to.

Me : alright if you insist.

Faith : okay take care

She went away,and i headed back to road block to battle my meal.

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EPISODE SEVEN
Got to Time out & krissh & bosun had left there already, so i put a call through to krissh.

Me : hello alaye ,are you fooling me bayi? where are you ?

Krissh : you dey craze, like should wait forever for you, come and join us at genesis hotel pool louge jur.

hung up

i took a bike and joined them at genesis.
i sighted krissh,and lo and behold saw bosun by is side. i screamed.

me : Dead or Alive ?

B.B : you are high, abeg sit down, no dey embarass me.

I sat and joined them on the table for four, it was krissh, i, bosun and anothee guy i didn't know then.

Me : bosun how far?. (turned to krissh) where do you collide with him?

B.B : i just land in Nigeria yesterday ni jae, was in malaysia all this while, you know after those eke busted us then in our domot. I managed to joined this paddy of mine there. (pointing to the guy beside him, the fourth guy)

Krissh : na so oh, he just contacted me on facebook last week, i didn't believe him intially, untill he showed up. Am also suprised oh.

Me : o this calls for celebration.

We gisted alot and later retired to krissh's domot for the night. The following day was saturday, a weekend. Niggas decided to work out. We drove krissh's car to genesis hotel's gym. We were working out and conversing.

B.B : Guys when you leave Nigeria, you'd get so exposed o.

Krissh : why do you say so?

B.B : on top this yy stuff we are into, there are various formats and wide range of sites out there. It's like we are clouded here.

Krissh : hmmmn thats normal now, it's everyday people build up formats.

B.B : well malaysia has been good, alot of naija working boiz dey there oh. Their government are now also strict on Nigerians tho there police make sense, they don't arrest person anyhow like eke here in naija.
John fi testify, that country is comfortable than here.

(john wqs the guy that came along with bosun)

John : yeah o, live is easier and working boys are getting reliable clients, when they form as malaysian citizen.

Me : you guys must have gain a lot of experience over there o.

Krissh : sharrap jur.

Me : oh boy mind your business jae.

B.B : guys chill

We spent like 2 hours there and went back to krissh domot, the other guys refreshed and slept off. But i wasn't feeling tired instead i was famished, so i took my bath and headed to campus to get something to eat.

On a normal day i would have gone to a bukateria at the east gate, but i was just feeling big that morning, i decided to go to the most high rated resturant in school, their meals were costly and tasty.

I sat and ordered for fried rice and chicken with 2 bottled coke, i was feasting on when four ladies walked in and occupied the next table next to mine, i greeted them casuqlly and continues with my meal. They didn't order anything for like three minutes, they were just gisting, until another girl came in to join them. I took a cursory look and it wqs faith i tried to hide my face from her and continued with my meal, was already through, was sipping my coke from a glass cup. Then i noticed one of the ladies pointing to me, and they were saying something like i was cute, the other girls then turned their gazed to me. Then i and faith eyes clashed.

Faith : Iphekitan

I was just smiling, and the other girls were suprised she knew the cite guy they were talking about. She left them and joined me at my table.

Faith : i see you are enjoying.

Me : faith, how are you?

Faith : am fine o, was expecting your call last night, but you dissappointed me.

Me : oh was intending to call you today.

Faith : ish well meet my friends ( turning to her girls) shola, bimpe, joy, dami meet ifeoluwa, ife meet my girls.

( we just waved at each other and smiled)

Shola : do you mind if we join your table?

Me : it's nothing, feel free.

They left there table to join us, i was feeling somehow being the only guy sitting with five ladies.

Joy : faith won't your guy give ua a treat?

Faith : ah who said his my guy, you and thia your big mouth. Anyways y'all can order what ever you like, am sure his capable.

In my mind i was like, chai see thia girls ehn, today's not my birthday na, thank God i was with my wallet, i had just 1k in it but my Atm card was intact and the resturant offers POS services. So i chilled and just kept smilling. They all ordered and faith ordered also but asked that her's to be packed, guess she wasn't eating on spot.

I walked to the cashier to pay up their bills via my Atm. The total sum was about 15k, well it's nothing compared to what i would have spent on drinks if i was with my guys.

I bade them farewell and was about taking my leave when faith tagged along, leaving her friends behind.

Me : and where are you off to?

Faith : following you of course

Me : to where?

Faith : your hostel or anywhere, or is it bad for me to know your place.

Me : not at all.

I called a cab and it drove us both outta the school premises to Roadblock.

(In the cab)

Faith : do you live around here?

Me : nope but i stay around here

Faith : geez what's the difference?

Me : well a friend of mine lives around here actually, i live in school hostel, but am mostly here because i roll with him and we have a common interest.

Faith : and what is that common interest?

Me : money of course!

Faith : hmmmn hope it's legal?

Me : Not at all, trust me.

Faith : okay trust you. Yeah qm sorry for the unexpected finances you had to pay for the other time.

Me : it's nothing, i could afford to do that everyday for them.

Faith : hmmm aee braging, are you dangote's son.

Me : ish you still a small girl, what do you know?

Faith : hmmm matured boy, oya tell me what i don't know?

Me : well there are many people richer than femi otedola and dangote in Nigeria, there’s isn't just written wealth, they are rich codedly.
Faith : hmmm na u sabi, when would we get to your place?

Me : ( tapped the cab man to stop) we are here already.

We highlighted and i paid off the cab man, we entered into krissh's domot and met bosun and john at living room.

Me : guys una don wake?

B.B : no we are snoring, silly question from a silly dude.

Faith : good afternoon.

B.B : Afternoo girl, what's the name? ( swapped to queens english)

Faith : faith

B.B : nice name

Me : hmmm enough pleasantries, faith this is bosun and john, guys she's faith my girlfriend.

B.B : oh nice meeting you, our wife.

John : you are welcome.

I held faith hand and led her to my room.

She sat on my bed, brought out her food and started eating, i brought her a chilled bottled water for her to step it down. By the time she was done. We started conversing.

Faith : Yeah, hmmmn ife what was the meaning of what you did the other time in front of your friends? why did you introduce me to them as your gf ?

Me : (ishh see question) i had to just say that to let us off their hook. Wait do you expect me to introduce you as a friend, so they can start bugging you, besides you are still my girl, am still into you.

Faith : hmmmn ife are you for real?

Me : (sat closed to her, fixed my eyes on hers) you see faith. Ever since we me yesterday, have been strucked with memories of those seven days we had, the feelings kept coming back, you know the chemistry was real and i didn't intend to present it this way.

Faith : wait! Are you just asking me out?

Me : yeah Faith , am asking you to be my girl.

Faith : Iphekitan

Me : Faith the feeling is real, it's not deciet, i love you for real.

Faith : hmmmn ife i would think about it. You know you guys can be difficult to trust.

Me : think it over girl, am not like every other guy, am different, am endless love, the love i have for you is pure and endedless.

Faith : alright (changes topic) so is it just the trio of you living here.

Me : oh no we are four, the fourth guy must have gone out.

Faith : ok nice place sha, i guess i'd have to take my leave (picking up her bag)

Me : so fast? No no no no you haven't soend up to an hour, girl relax, feel at home (took the bag from her shoulders,) take if you footwear. Feel comfortable.

Faith : hmmm okay.

I switched on my pc and i played us the movie lekki wives. We both lied on my bedto watch the movie, she then later leave around 6pm in the evening.