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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Dencia Is Living Her Best Life by iphenon: 10:41pm On Feb 01, 2018

Lildoks:
First to comment and it had to come on a useless post. No wahala I go manage am

You're dreaming

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Dencia Is Living Her Best Life by iphenon: 10:36pm On Feb 01, 2018

Something is telling me to go inside barracks and shout

'useless soldiers'

Could it be the voice of the Lord?

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Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by iphenon: 8:26pm On Jan 31, 2018

figure007:
please how does it work ...take for example fiver... How can I showcase mine and get people

You do graphic design?

Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by iphenon: 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2018

lofty900:
oboy u r killing me with these figures o. U registered as American?

Yeahh

Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by iphenon: 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2018

Gazzy88:
Can you teach me graphics designing?

Not at all, time isn't on my side. I'd advice you learn from any creative agency/graphic design outlet around you. Its faster

Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by iphenon: 4:49pm On Jan 31, 2018

emmaBS:
Ayam not understanding.
You will need to earn $86 per day on the average to achieve $2600 in one month.
And that's about $108 worth of orders per day if you take Fiverr's commission into consideration.
Can you start and complete an order of $108 in one day in graphics niche?

How did you do it?

Sometimes I get 4 orders of $35 per day. Sometimes more,sometimes less

Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by iphenon: 12:51pm On Jan 31, 2018*

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Phones › Re: 10 Best Phones Under 50000 Naira In Nigeria (latest Price In January 2018) by iphenon: 8:56am On Jan 29, 2018

MISTAICEY02288:
Look well again. Some of them have better battery lives than 4100mAh

xiamoi uses snapdragon chipset with 3gig RAM.

Phones › Re: 10 Best Phones Under 50000 Naira In Nigeria (latest Price In January 2018) by iphenon: 8:17am On Jan 29, 2018

They all have poor battery life. I'd rather go for xiaomo note 4 with 4100mAh and good battery life

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Investment › Re: [] by iphenon(op): 11:52pm On Jan 28, 2018

iSpread:
Freelance business? Could you show me how?

Nothing particularly new or strange. I offer graphic design services on Fiverr. You can browse Nairaland business section to learn about Fiverr. That's where I got information from

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Investment › Re: [] by iphenon(op): 11:40pm On Jan 28, 2018

Rephidimhomes:
Buy landed property andwatch it grow within months.you can never be at a loss getting landed property from a genuine source. Depending the 1.5 can get you a plot or 2 plots depending on the location... cheers

Thank you.

Investment › [] by iphenon(op): 10:57pm On Jan 28, 2018*

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Business › Re: Live On Hand Domain Flipping Training-get To Know How I Did Over 1.5m In October by iphenon: 5:42pm On Jan 13, 2017

Pumemail123@gmail.com

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Anambrarian Let's Meet! by iphenon: 2:39pm On Dec 23, 2016

From anambra, Agulu, but born and brought up in Benin. ~~I can't speak Igbo very well~~. lipsrsealed

I'm 22 and still a student. Connect with me via bbm D624FD08 ~~Ladies only!~~

Health › Re: Is It Possible To Be Depressed And Not Know It by iphenon: 11:16pm On Dec 19, 2016

kandiikane:
You should go back and study real psychology and from a real institution, not this you learnt from your village goat.

Are you a psychologist?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by iphenon: 10:38pm On Dec 19, 2016

February 12th

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Health › Re: Is It Possible To Be Depressed And Not Know It by iphenon: 10:33pm On Dec 19, 2016

NobleG1:
If you have depression, you'll know it.

Symptoms of Depression.
According to then U.S. National Institute of Mental Health, symptoms of depression may include the following:

- Difficulty concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions.
- Fatigue and decreased energy.
- Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and/or helplessness.
- Feelings of hopelessness and/or pessimism.
- Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or excessive sleeping.
- Irritability, restlessness.
- Loss of interest in activities or hobbies once pleasurable, including sex
- Overeating or appetite loss.
- Persistent aches or pains, headaches, cramps, or digestive problems that do not ease even with treatment.
- Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings.
- Thoughts of suicide, suicide attempts.

Omg. I've been having classic 90% of these symptoms for quite sometime now. I don't know how I became like this, I used to he one very happy and always smiling fellow.

Business › Re: First Bank Has Not Resolved My Failed Transaction Since October 5th by iphenon(op): 5:57pm On Dec 19, 2016

GMBuhari:
I feel your pain

Sorry

I think you should go on twitter, and thier Facebook , also if you have the app on your phone, write a negative review, mostly Facebook and Twitter works better, I have been in your situation before

Tweet at them they will ask for details, send your account name, account number, date of transaction, amount and if you have screenshot of the the transaction send that too I'm sure they will call you

Thank you. Let me tweet at them

Business › First Bank Has Not Resolved My Failed Transaction Since October 5th by iphenon(op): 12:40pm On Dec 19, 2016

On October 5th, 2016 I tried making an online school fees payment and because of network fluctuations that day the payment wasn't successful and the payment receipt indicated a failed payment, meanwhile the money had been withdrawn from my account.

The next day I went to a First bank branch and talked with one of their staff about the issue and the guy lodged the complaints that day. He told me it will be resolved within 3days, that I can go on and make another payment.

I waited for 3days and nothing was done, I had to go back to the guy to complain and all he told me was to be patient for the issue to be resolved

And I've been waiting. I've sent over 10mails over time to first contact, called their customer care countless time and they keep telling me the issue is still being resolved

And up till now nothing has been done. I used to think they resolve failed transaction asap it seems first bank is different. Right now I don't know what to do, if I should just forget about the money since the money has already been credited to the school's account or I should still chill

Phones › My Airtel Subscription Isn't Working by iphenon(op): 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2016

I subscribed to Airtel BlackBerry 10 sub few days back and I couldn't use it to browse. I've already changed my imei to that of bb10.

I've checked my data balance, the 3072mb for bb is still there but its still not browsing. I even had to use someone else's Airtel sim, which worked on my phone, but my my sim didn't work on the person's phone.

Please help me

Romance › I Never Planned To Fall In Love by iphenon(op): 7:24pm On Dec 05, 2016*

"Its funny how we fall in love with the most unexpected at the most unexpected time" - Mollie Rappl

Falling in love was the last thing I had thought of in my 300level, let alone fall in love with my classmate. I had been a pretty straight up dude, doing my daily hustling and reading my books as usual.

At one point I think I probably got bored with the normal daily routine of school life. Deborah was the last person I could ever imagine to cross path with, let alone develop feelings for her. She was a hard core Muslim, I was the evangelism secretary in my local fellowship. I could bet that it would have been easier for an elephant to go through the eye of a sewing needle than for our paths to cross.

It all started on a Thursday, like every other normal Thursday. She sat in the same seat row with me, talking with another of our classmate. We were all waiting for the next lecturer to come in, and I was bored already. I didn't even realize I had already delved into their conversation, and we all had a few chats here and there about some random stuffs.

It was then, for some split seconds I thought about how beautiful and homely Deborah was, on her hijab. She had a beautiful smile. You know how random stupid thoughts go through you your mind when you're talking with someone? This was it.

For a couple of days after, we had one or two casual conversations here and there together with other classmates I don't know what I was thinking when I randomly joked about liking Deborah to David, a close friend of mine.. It was just one of those statements you say to your friends to see their reaction. And the way David made it look like as if it was impossible to get through Deborah took me by suprise, like she was one no-go-area, probably because she was a muslim. Well, i was a bit suprised to say the least, I couldn't help but take it as a challenge, an exciting one, to try to make Deborah fall in love with me

This challenge probably made the next few weeks an exciting one for me. I got Deborah's number and we started chatting on WhatsApp.

The way she chatted with me was like she knew my intention by intuition. Our conversation started out as normal as possible, as plain as you can think. Little by little, I started chipping some of my juicy lines in our conversation. She chatted like she didn't want to give in to my intention. Infact it was like she was trying to outsmart me having sensed where I was trying to go with my style of convo.

Week passed, and our previously innocent conversation started taking another dimension. We started falling for each other. It didn't make sense to me that I was falling in love with Deborah, but it was happening.

We started going to night class together, started spending time together in the faculty. There we spent time getting to know each other, the more we fell for each other.

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 6:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]happened 2 it
Its my afro puff that i bleached blonde .[/color]

I won't say anything lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 6:05pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=magenta]oh thats a good 1 .i should add that on my list
-breathing through my nose. [/color]

Wah happened to your hair?

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2016

2kaybiel:
Is that the end of the story?

Yeah. You think there's more to it?

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:43pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=coral]mmm. Eating candy
Reading comic books
Coloring
Playing cellphone games
☆☆☆☆
What about u? [/color]

Interesting

Me?
- Reading topics on Quora and Nairaland
- Breathing with my nose
- peeing with my Zeus
- Providing help on MMM huh

- Sleeping

Romance › Re: Lady Flashes Her Bum For Her Man In Pre-wedding Photos After 10 Years Of Dating by iphenon: 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2016

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Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:35pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]
.....i didnt get yer joke because im not a soccer fan so it wasnt funny.
U thought u were wooing her but u were likely confusing her[/color]

if you're not a soccer fan what do you enjoy doing?

Oh. No need to tell me, puff puff

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:27pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=magenta] no wonder u didnt get the digits[/color]

Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2016

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=coral]op,give us a sample of these punch lines?[/color]

I told her I was very confident her arsenal will beat westham very well huh

Celebrities › Re: Lady Sheds Tears After Meeting Bobrisky In Londos As He Charges N12k To Meet Him by iphenon: 5:16pm On Dec 05, 2016

If I have a chance to meet this bobrisky I swear to Nairaland I will strangle him with my hand

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Romance › Re: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

AlexCk:
Lol,

But Op, u for tell am say, God direct u to am nau,

Which God? The one wey dey heaven abi Na god of war undecided

Romance › She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by iphenon(op): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2016

I was already in a bus leaving school when I got a call from Kenneth, who was my brother-in-law to be. He wanted me to go to a church to inquire if their hall will be available for reception for their wedding coming up in few weeks time. I had no choice but to oblige, even though I was tired carrying my bag full of clothes.

It was on a Saturday morning. After about 20minutes, I got to the church and met a pretty Lady decorating the hall for a wedding reception coming up later that day. She was doing the work all by her self. I introduced myself immediately I walked in.

I didn't hesitate to ask her if the hall will be available for reception, and she told me she wasn't sure. She told me only members of the church were allowed to use the hall even for free, or in few cases, for non-members who knew someone that attended the church.

Knew someone who attended the church? In my mind I knew this was the right time to switch over to my naughty self. I told her that was why I'd like to know her, so i can get a chance to secure the hall for the reception. She was a bit surprised with the way a complete stranger said those words, with full confidence I seized the opportunity to know more about her, where she schooled and all that. Turned out she was in her finals, just a few years below below mine.

For about 20minutes, I spent time dishing out my impromptu punch lines, which made her blush. In between our conversation she was asking me some subtle questions like "Go and tell that to your girlfriend", "I heard Igbo boys don't marry outsiders", blah blah blah. You know all those kind of subtle questions girls ask when they've already started thinking of the possibility of marrying you in their mind. I had to wonder if I told her I had interest in her let alone marry her.

I needed no soothsayer to tell me I've had my way through her, and for sure I can use their hall for reception. My sweet words have always worked for me. I knew she wouldn't hesitate to give me her number

As I was about to leave, I asked for number. She declined. I mean she declined giving me her number. It took me some seconds to process the 'no' she gave as reply. "Why can't you give me your number?" She just couldn't give a reason. Mhenn, I was quite surprised and disappointed, even after all the whinning she still refused.

I just had to walk out politely before I start begging for number like a sinner begging for forgiveness

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