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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by Ipheyemmy01(m): 7:30pm On Jul 25, 2015
Both the attorney and the witness must have been high on something before appearing at the court room.
NYSCRe: NYSC B15: Timetable Finally Released(photo) by Ipheyemmy01(m): 6:59am On Jul 23, 2015
Oh yes....here we come.
TV/MoviesRe: Did You Remember This Character "Kunta Kinte" In The ROOTS by Ipheyemmy01(op): 8:32pm On Jul 20, 2015
We watched it on black and white tv.... We call it Kunta Kunte the die hard slave.
TV/MoviesDid You Remember This Character "Kunta Kinte" In The ROOTS by Ipheyemmy01(op):
I can't remember if i watched it as a tv series or home video, but i watched this in the early 90s.
Kinte was born circa 1750 in the Mandinka
village of Juffure, The Gambia.
One day in 1767, while Kunta was searching
for wood to make a drum for his younger
brother, four men chased him, surrounded
him, and took him captive. Kunta awoke to
find himself blindfolded, gagged, bound,
and a prisoner. He and others were put on
the slave ship the Lord Ligonier for a four-
month Middle Passage voyage to North
America.
Kunta survived the trip to Maryland and was
sold to a Virginia plantation owner in
Spotsylvania County, Master Waller, who
renamed him "Toby". He rejected the name
imposed by his owners and refused to
speak to others. After being recaptured
during the last of his four escape attempts,
the slave catchers gave him a choice: he
would be castrated or have his right foot cut
off. He chose to have his foot cut off, and the
men cut off the front half of his right foot.
As the years passed, Kunta resigned himself
to his fate and became more open and
sociable with his fellow slaves, while never
forgetting who he was or where he came
from.
Kunta married a fellow slave named Bell
Waller and they had a daughter who they
named Kizzy (Keisa, in Mandinka), which in
Kunta's native tongue means "to stay
put" (he named her this to protect her from
being sold away). When Kizzy was in her late
teens, she was sold away to North Carolina
when her master discovered that she had
written a fake traveling pass for a young
slave boy with whom she was in love (she
had been taught to read and write secretly
by Missy Anne, the niece of the plantation
owner). Her new owner immediately raped
her and fathered her only child, George, who
spends his life with the tag "Chicken
George", because of his assigned duties of
tending to his master's cockfighting birds.

Jokes EtcRe: When You Ask "That" Brother Of Yours From The Villa To Check You In Your Hotel by Ipheyemmy01(m): 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2015
This is serious.
PoliticsRe: Etcetera: Wake Up President Buhari by Ipheyemmy01(m): 11:52am On Jul 11, 2015
Your reasons are not cogent enough. If you are saying the FG should not bail out this state because of the mismanagement of funds on the side of their leaders, then what would have been the fate of its innocent citizen, who tried their possible best to serve the state, definitely they would starve to death. What you should have said is that the governors should have being probed or impacted, or state of emergency be declared, not that the ordinary masses should suffer. Remember sanusi bailed out the Banks and today they are waxing strong, if the CBN had not done that, what would we be calling banks today in Nigeria.
Jokes EtcRe: What Goes Around, Comes Around by Ipheyemmy01(m): 11:37pm On Jul 09, 2015
Hahaa you got me there bro...
PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Steven Orosanye For Pension Fraud by Ipheyemmy01(m): 6:51pm On Jul 09, 2015
Glory
CelebritiesRe: OMG! Yetunde Bustline Oduwole Breaks Down In Tears Curses Ex-bf Baba Tee (VIDEO) by Ipheyemmy01(m): 12:30pm On Jul 09, 2015
What was she expecting before, after she don use husband do boyfriend in the past.
Jokes EtcRe: A Message From Her Majesty, The Queen To The US by Ipheyemmy01(m): 12:35pm On Jul 06, 2015
Hilarious....Op but no be you compose am sha....
Jokes EtcYou Go Fear Taster Naw. by Ipheyemmy01(op): 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2015
A beer company was hiring a taster,
someone to
taste
the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a
dirty,
rough
looking man walked into the manager's
office
asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he
could
drive this
man away but couldn't come up with an
idea,
so he decided to give the man a trial. He
ordered
his
secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He
took
a sip
and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three
years old,
grown on a north slope, matured in steel
containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well
give him
another one lets see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and
said, "It's
red
wine, cabernet, eight years old,
southwestern
slope, oak
barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the
secretary
and
whispered to her saying, "Go get some of
your
urine
in a cup let's see if he will get that."
So the man was given the cup of urine. He
took a
sip,
turned to the manager and said, "Female
urine,
26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm
not
given this
job, sir, I will tell your wife who is
responsible
for the pregnancy!....t he manager fainted.
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WebmastersRe: What’s The Difference Between A Mobile Website And Responsive Web Design? by Ipheyemmy01(m): 4:00pm On Jun 25, 2015
Hmmmmmm...
WebmastersRe: Amateur/up Coming Website designers opportunity To Exchange Ideas And Learn More by Ipheyemmy01(m): 3:56pm On Jun 25, 2015
Okay...
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by Ipheyemmy01(m): 7:07am On Jun 22, 2015
It is a shameful thing in this generation that people lay the foundation of their marriage on sexual and financial capabilty. OP you can also ask them what if after having two or three kids and the husband/wife is declared impotent due to accident, diseases etc will they still stick with each other.
SportsRe: Queen Asisat Oshoala Crowned Bbc Women Footballer Of The Year by Ipheyemmy01(m): 4:16pm On May 26, 2015
Congrats
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva Planned Buhari’s Stoning In 2011 – Ex-aide by Ipheyemmy01(m): 8:56pm On May 25, 2015
Thank God for your life.
Jokes EtcRe: You Go Fear English by Ipheyemmy01(m): 4:54pm On May 23, 2015
A male sales girl is needed.
Jokes EtcSuprise! Suprise!! Suprise!!! by Ipheyemmy01(op): 7:40pm On May 22, 2015
If you want to teach your children that life is full of suprise,

just come back from work one day and give them all random beating.
Foreign AffairsRe: Burundi Coup Leaders Surrender.. by Ipheyemmy01(m): 8:48am On May 15, 2015
When we all thought stability has fnnally returned to the country. Actually that is not the right way to go, you don't solve illegality with illegality. May this ''blood sucking president'' honourably reversed his devilish ambition. Like if you also pray so...
PetsRe: 7 Dogs Attack A Commercial Driver In Lagos (Photo) by Ipheyemmy01(m): 12:03pm On Apr 28, 2015
What a trgedy.. The dogs owner seems to be a good man.
FashionRe: When Fashion Becomes Demonic (pic) by Ipheyemmy01(m): 8:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
Kai mana, God forbid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2015
My semi final prediction.
Bayern Vs Barcelonal.
Real Madrid Vs juventus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:39pm On Apr 22, 2015
Up Real Maldrid.
Up Juventus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:33pm On Apr 22, 2015
Juve and Real Maldri on their way to UCL 2015 semi final
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:31pm On Apr 22, 2015
Hala madrid.....1 altheletic 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2015
Goalllllllll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:24pm On Apr 22, 2015
This match is really getting tough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:23pm On Apr 22, 2015
Oh rodriguez. What a miss
Jokes EtcRe: Loyal Guard Dog Of Brazilian Dealer Surrendered With Owner by Ipheyemmy01(m): 8:56am On Apr 07, 2015
I have of such thing, na reality.
Jokes EtcRe: What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation by Ipheyemmy01(m): 8:51am On Apr 07, 2015
Operation papa must wake up.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Accuses Buhari Of Gay Pledge To World Powers Over Election by Ipheyemmy01(m): 7:54am On Mar 12, 2015
Is it the western and world powers that would vote....FIDIPI !! wayo

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