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Both the attorney and the witness must have been high on something before appearing at the court room. |
Oh yes....here we come. |
We watched it on black and white tv.... We call it Kunta Kunte the die hard slave. |
I can't remember if i watched it as a tv series or home video, but i watched this in the early 90s. Kinte was born circa 1750 in the Mandinka village of Juffure, The Gambia. One day in 1767, while Kunta was searching for wood to make a drum for his younger brother, four men chased him, surrounded him, and took him captive. Kunta awoke to find himself blindfolded, gagged, bound, and a prisoner. He and others were put on the slave ship the Lord Ligonier for a four- month Middle Passage voyage to North America. Kunta survived the trip to Maryland and was sold to a Virginia plantation owner in Spotsylvania County, Master Waller, who renamed him "Toby". He rejected the name imposed by his owners and refused to speak to others. After being recaptured during the last of his four escape attempts, the slave catchers gave him a choice: he would be castrated or have his right foot cut off. He chose to have his foot cut off, and the men cut off the front half of his right foot. As the years passed, Kunta resigned himself to his fate and became more open and sociable with his fellow slaves, while never forgetting who he was or where he came from. Kunta married a fellow slave named Bell Waller and they had a daughter who they named Kizzy (Keisa, in Mandinka), which in Kunta's native tongue means "to stay put" (he named her this to protect her from being sold away). When Kizzy was in her late teens, she was sold away to North Carolina when her master discovered that she had written a fake traveling pass for a young slave boy with whom she was in love (she had been taught to read and write secretly by Missy Anne, the niece of the plantation owner). Her new owner immediately raped her and fathered her only child, George, who spends his life with the tag "Chicken George", because of his assigned duties of tending to his master's cockfighting birds.
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This is serious. |
Your reasons are not cogent enough. If you are saying the FG should not bail out this state because of the mismanagement of funds on the side of their leaders, then what would have been the fate of its innocent citizen, who tried their possible best to serve the state, definitely they would starve to death. What you should have said is that the governors should have being probed or impacted, or state of emergency be declared, not that the ordinary masses should suffer. Remember sanusi bailed out the Banks and today they are waxing strong, if the CBN had not done that, what would we be calling banks today in Nigeria. |
Hahaa you got me there bro... |
Glory |
What was she expecting before, after she don use husband do boyfriend in the past. |
Hilarious....Op but no be you compose am sha.... |
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one lets see." So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Incredible!" said the manager. Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that." So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!....t he manager fainted. ⓔⓜⓜⓐⓡ4 |
Hmmmmmm... |
Okay... |
It is a shameful thing in this generation that people lay the foundation of their marriage on sexual and financial capabilty. OP you can also ask them what if after having two or three kids and the husband/wife is declared impotent due to accident, diseases etc will they still stick with each other. |
Congrats |
Thank God for your life. |
A male sales girl is needed. |
If you want to teach your children that life is full of suprise, just come back from work one day and give them all random beating. |
When we all thought stability has fnnally returned to the country. Actually that is not the right way to go, you don't solve illegality with illegality. May this ''blood sucking president'' honourably reversed his devilish ambition. Like if you also pray so... |
What a trgedy.. The dogs owner seems to be a good man. |
Kai mana, God forbid. |
My semi final prediction. Bayern Vs Barcelonal. Real Madrid Vs juventus. |
Up Real Maldrid. Up Juventus. |
Juve and Real Maldri on their way to UCL 2015 semi final |
Hala madrid.....1 altheletic 0 |
Goalllllllll |
This match is really getting tough. |
Oh rodriguez. What a miss |
I have of such thing, na reality. |
Operation papa must wake up. |
Is it the western and world powers that would vote....FIDIPI !! wayo |