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Lagos na wa oo...

I don't wanna believe you.

Na wa ooo

Naija i rep..... My blood is green.

What a pity.

Why would a fellow Nigerian wish others evil because of a man they hated that is at helms of affairs of our dear nation?. Why will some people wish Nigerian had burn down, the economy is brought to nought and the future of a nation is truncated, because they hated her leader?... Why. Have this at the back of your mind, this is not Buhari or APC country, it is ours and for our children. Pray for naija and wish the government well. God bless the Nigerian Troops god bless JTF. Long live Nigeria.

You can't use just a pics to judge, why no get two or more pics of each celebrity.

Good Work the people's government. We thought you will never perform when you came in, but you are proving us wrong. Keep on the good work goovy...

Rest in peace to the dead.

God one there. Hope it is backed up with good quality roads. Result lo matter ju... Not efforts.

Nigeria on the march...

This is serious. Is she wearing a mask. I mean those village festival mask of the masquerad.

God don catch una... Rot in detention.

Is that a new way of casting out the devil. The beating of life.

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Anita at the hospita with her new born baby. Anita Anita at the hospita with her new born baby. Anita with other thirteen Children.

A 36-year-old Michigan woman, Anita
Sullivan Jones, has set a new world record
by giving birth to her 14th child from her
14th husband.
Infamous Tribune reports that Ms Jones has
been listed in the Guinness Book of World
Records after giving birth at the Harper
University Hospital on Tuesday, February 16.
She is sad to be the first woman in the
world to have children by more than
thirteen different men.
“I’m extremely proud to have broken a
World Record,” Ms. Jones told reporters. “My
mother always told me that I was lazy and
worthless, and that I would never
accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve
shown everyone that she was wrong, and
that I can even be the best in the world
when I put my mind to something. In fact,
I’ve just accomplished something that no
one had done before!”
Anita Jones says she’s been unlucky with
relationships in the past, but she believes
that this time she may have found the man
of her life.
“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really
awful when it comes to picking the fathers
of my children. This time, however, I think
I’ve learned from my past mistakes. Ramón
isn’t like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve
been together for almost a year and a half,
and I really believe it could work between
us.”
Jones’ thirteen other children looked really
happy to meet their new sibling at the
hospital. They were also said to be filled
with joy for their mother, who against all
odds had broken a Guinness World Record,
and posed happily for the 2017 edition of
the book.
After their meeting with Ms. Jones, the
representatives of Guinness opened a
second investigation concerning the record
for the number of child support pensions
received by one person. The Detroit native is
already the beneficiary of pensions paid by
11 different men, and is involved in two
other custody cases, which should proceed
before the family court over the next two
months.
The investigation should be over by the
month of March 2016, and Guinness will
then be able to tell if Ms. Jones holds a
second World Record or not.

You no lie jare.... Some will call us haters.

IghravweIG:
Yes, it can be rectified in camp. Ya don't have to bother much.

Thank you.

Gd day. Please the date of birth(10th Jan 1986) that appears on my green card is different from what i used to register (5th OCT 1986). I have never used two different date of birth in all my credentials. My WAEC result also carrys the 5th OCT 1986 which is my original date of birth. Please help. Can i rectify it in camp, during registration.

When you are the number one tea distributor.

This is just ridiculous. The elite are mostly the problem of this country.

This man self. The twitnator has come a again ooo. He is only making a fool of himself, and trust me, Nigeria youth will give him in his own currency.

Please what are the steps to follow so as to get to you dash board. And please i have registered since on Wednesday, yet no call-up number received via sms. Hope am not on a long thing. What is the way forward. Abeg help a brother.

And imagine the original model, whom the photo shoot was for is not even remembered again. Chai God abeg pick my own call too oo.

I know there must be special training for pharmacist and the nurses on how to decode doctors handwriting. "Three meals per day turn three males", that no serious gobe....

The man destroying Nigeria youth. Legaly rich but not morally.

Where the ocean meet the sky, I ll continue to sail". When a poor, skinny black boy announced that he wanted to be the President of the USA, America laughed at him. He wasn't rich, wasn't experienced and wasn't WHITE. And YET, today, that boy is the PRESIDENT OF the USA When an old, poor, ugly woman auditioned for the British show, BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT, the judges laughed at her. She was old, dirty, ugly and shaggy. BUT the 47-year old SUSAN BOYLE amazed the World with her vocals, won the competition, and has sold 100 million copies of her first album! When a poor, black Sudanese refugee girl went to Britain and got a job as a toilet cleaner, NO ONE would expect that she would be a Global Supermodel. BUT today, ALEK WEK is a world-famous supermodel who goes for lunch with Tyra Banks! When her boyfriend dumped her, after telling her that she was fat and ugly, British singer ADELE was totally broken-hearted. BUT today, the girl is the highest-earning British singer and has won 8 GRAMMY AWARDS! He started singing in 2000. He made over ten albums AND still NOBODY cares about him! They laughed at his weird, senseless songs...and He almost gave up music BUT then, he released GANGNAM STYLE, and today, PSY is a global mega-superstar, earning millions of dollars and with the MOST WATCHED video in YouTube History! Hey, THE WORLD'S Expectations are NOT God's Preparations! While the WORLD is busy hating, GOD is busy Loving! While the WORLD is busy Destroying You, GOD is busy Building You! While the WORLD is Running away from You, GOD is busy Running towards You! While the WORLD thinks Your time is Up, GOD IS SAYING; YOUR TIME IS NOW! Keep Praying! Keep Hoping! Keep Trusting! Keep Believing! Keep Waiting! GOD is NEVER LATE. He is about to remind us that His ways are not our ways neither is His thoughts ours. Believe in ur WORTH!! DREAM BIG & tune out the HATERS & BULLIES that Lie & tell you, you are worthless cos u aren't! Remember the story of cowbell? They said cowbell is a poor man's milk but when 10 million poor folks buy 10 million satchet of cowbell for N15 everyday, that's N150 milla daily, N4.5 billion monthly and N54 billion yearly. Promasidor smiles to the bank from satchet Cowbell milk of N15 in Naija alone ooooooo!!! Author Unknown.

seyibaale:
Eksu getting serious now...didn't expect the list this soon..

bros abeg you don check your own

Ipheyemmy01@gmail.com also needs one, Please. Thanks.