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Idowuogbo:
And so? for ya mind na your ticket to heaven na sure banker because you dey warm bench for church ba? Repent Son!

Am born a girl,but I fvCk before I have my JSSCE certificate,but now I have so many certificate

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Blackett.

Tyler Blackett. . . There's no other blackett on nairaland. I'm sure.
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Is that Ur name

Chukwupade beat that

Idowuogbo:
o yes! Brother ipedge. The book of Hebrews 13 vs 4 says...

"Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous".

Brother ipedge, the Lord your God will judge you if you keep d@ggering without certificate. You were warned o....i have done my bits by preading the word, if the gates of Heaven open up and you are sent back, don't call my name ooo
...

Am a church boy

GhostProtocol:
Ask am pliss

Also, is ur yansh big, cuss I cnt tel by ur fac

Lol,Shey U don't love her eyes?

Tandullceblog:
Oh ok

you don't know what to say?

Depending on how d girl dress,I might like to go in with her,but if a going to work..she will have to reschedule because I don't joke with money

Tandullceblog:
I'm confused.... so what exactly is your point?

i think it's not bad if a girl use what she have get what she want

What are u guys typing?

Idowuogbo:
it matters o...thou shall not encourage a fellow sis to keep b@nging blokos without certificate.I want to make it to heaven. DO YOU?!

Certifcate to bang ,do we need certificate for everything?

Idowuogbo:
Op you for start this thread for family section na....Anyways make i help you call in my mentors....but, b4 I drag them here,are you married?

It doesn't matter now if she is married or not,if you can help her with the question please do

Wierd things everyday

jomile:
naaahh,dat is an insult to akpos

Lol I thought akpos means insult,just joking...maybe failure

jomile:
true talk,what kind of name do u think dey deserve

What of akpos?

Beamborla:
It's a good development but is it safe for even the ladies?

You too won wear

Twaci:
Am getting two cartons of this.

That way I'll be safe from NL guys

Someone ban me because i used d word rape in a harmless way

Orijin101:
Hmmm.... i love that!
I'm sure you will love to bang a midget also or isn't a new thing to you?

Na u go fvck midget,lol...Na so orijin dey shack?

Lala247:
Yes now ..

Nl main winch lol

I don catch u today

Orijin101:
So, you prefer rough surface area boobs to succulent boobs ?

I know the felling is gonna be different,I like new things,away from the norms .

hifaif:
What does it mean? Can you explain the message because I don't get it.

The message is,I wanna go home with you tonight.not every song will preach,not every song will talk abt bad government and not every song will preach love.thats why we have different musicians and different genre

Adyrin:
After Saving your lineage..

Amen

I know ur lineage are in mess,that's why u are here pouring Ur frustration on nets..sorry,if u can be able to come back to this world,u will choose nice

sannirules:
it is Chemistry 157

It's 202

Am sorry 202 won't make u look like dz in class but exam

No not in exam but after u check ur result

lagmostkuit:
Hope ure good?


I'll talk to u later wen my ba3 is fully charged

Am with you,hope u are not the former guy

lagmostkuit:
I'm voting for continuity

That's your choice,everybody entitle to that...but please no complain if ur the mess continue,u asked for continuity

jomile:
imbeciles

Calling them slowpoke is an an offense on imbeciles...we need to crave new words for them

They must be high on something I don't know

Quite unfortunate

missclasssy:
I am fvcking stunned...... Like my mouth is wild open as I type this...

Unbelievable

If we find out,Na yerima be her husband

lagmostkuit:
Buzz!

Had low ba3.. dis one won't even last sef!

That's why u should vote for change...lol,so u can power Ur ba3

rokiatu:
popcorn? are u a kid? I take it back.

No,not popcorn that u know...we call chiverolet popcorn,and rolls Royce kunu...choose Ur choice

50calibre:
You've spoken like a retar*d!!

What do you mean her husband is so lucky because she's pretty? So by inference, you're trying to say she's out of his league?

That's a very moronic assumption to make without knowing what binds the two of them.

See how u bash me for my innocent comment...God watching u on HD

rokiatu:
ok I give it to you.

Now what?

*dancing sekem*
Tell me what u want ama do it for u immediately,if u want popcorn e dey,kunu e dey...let's start from there

rokiatu:
don't be stu.pid. .d bend her over in the dark and do the thing sharp sharp possibly in 3 minutes, if you are a one minute man, even better for you.

This is better then guys rapping g your anu...s un jail. Just saying.

On the brighter side, she's not that bad, she just need to get rid of that chest hair, a better hygiene and great make up and a beautiful hairstyle will do her good.

If you give me ur booty,I will sure insure it against any damage,will all my property