₦airaland Forum

adecz:



You have "large amount" sitting
in your bank & every time your brothers
come for assistance you go sey
country hard, nothing dey...

is he the cause/source of Ur handicap?So,he should suffer himself for U to eat abi?U better wake up from dat deep slumber

Men Neva suk her mango like bweast to slippers statu.

Almajiri Omo Igbo
Lefulefu,coma see Ur neighbor daughter

Thank U for showing us rare picture of Evangelist Righteousness2 Righteousness89.

ODJ124:
I Don't like This lady....

Trumpfraudster nightmare

Heartfelt Congrats .

Righteousness89, Righteousness2(that popular pastor dat wear Red shirt,brown tie,blue trouser plus purple sandal @ Ogbete main market with Bible/white envelope.Will not like diz

Stop wasting Ur time with conFUSED thing.Ask him why judge dey trowey his scam

Iamgrey5:
You are an hypocritical human being

God bless someone that is encouraging another human being to cheat on his behalf.

Or don't you know Trump just told the republican secretary of state to find 11,000 plus votes for him to flip the election.

If Jesus had cheated people during his lifetime, will you have had a religion to follow today?

Poloyanabo2:
Sir that's harsh na, I expected you to preach to him.
But who am I to tell you what best to do.

fake Pastor.By their fruit,u go knw dem.U go see his type for iyare motor park with Bible/white envelope.Dat's wot dey like doin .

Baba Tee dey fear jail/pipu he owe money.Those ones are waiting to drag him on 21/22

ajebuter:
I listened to the leaked tape and was repulsed

I mean, this man has the mentality of Third World countries..

He should be charged for sedition and felony

num 26=Pa E clark .
Num 1 .Ni comment

olori buruku ni Baba Trump yi sha.O fi agidi Jo Awon Omo Igbo yen

unscripted:
Guys covid is real ..
It may not affect you as a youth , please worry about the elderly around u ,, covid is every where right now ..

Nonsense .Dnt allow NCDC/all these thieves to use Ur head fry Akara.Covid nor dey during polity campaign but dey church .Ask dem wic/wot melicine these thieves dey use cure their own coro ?. Nobody dey dispute say Coro nor dey

Baztardz . don't tag Covid with d old man .

Dey should resume and stop wasting out yweets time/life

D idiot blame his political opponents .Useless and dumb fellow want to chop sweet 16 puna

cliffypatt:
How is that possible? Is it possible to know if a man slept with another lady by sniffing his boxer?

very possible.Spa**stain nkoh

Free pa Tinubu..Must Una wish him evil

ObaOfUyo:
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Oga if you no wan read am, waka pass na, haba!!!
Close the thread and walk away from the useless story na, whc one be ur own
U just dey swallow panadol on top another person headache

u dey learn the trade? Wish u well

Liar .She sniff it to check if he just do dat thing with side chick.Nonsenz

Nairalandian:
Even if he's lying, just read the story ah..
The lie affect you?

Dey can use Ur head play Ludo game Wic Useless story

Otuegbe:
LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT APPROVED ENROLLMENT CENTRES FOR NATIONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (NIN), AFTER GOTTEN LICENCE FROM THE FG!

Special centres were set up for enrolment in some areas to operate for relatively shorter periods of time before being decommissioned.

� State Office (Card Activation) - Plot 1b, Obafemi Awolowo Way, Alausa Ikeja
� State Office ERC, Plot 1b, Obafemi Awolowo Way, Alausa Ikeja
� Amuwo Odofin LGA ERC Amuwo Odofin Local Gov't Secretariat, 41 Road, FESTAC Town
� Ayobo Ipaja LCDA Secretariat, Ayobo Road, Ipaja
� Badagry LGA ERC, Soglo Way, Town Hall, Badagry
� Campos Square ERC, Campos Mini Stadium, Lagos Island
� Epe, Epe Local Government Area Office
� Eti Osa LGA ERC, Klm 15, Lekki-Epe Expressway, Igbo Efon
� Federal Inland Revenue Service FIRS Building, 17b, Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos
� GT Bank Ajah, Ilaje Bus Stop by Oando Filing Station
� GT Bank Alaba , Obosi Plaza, Obosi Bus Stop, Alaba International, Ojo LGA
� GT Bank Catholic Mission, 21/22, Catholic Mission Street, Lagos Island
� GT Bank Idimu , Idimu-Egbeda Road, Car Wash Bus Stop, Alimosho LG
� GT Bank Iju Road, 90, Iju Road, Jungle Bus Stop, Agege
� GT Bank Ikorodu GT Bank, Ikorodu, Ayangburen Road, T.O.S. Benson Road along General Hospital, Lagos
� GT Bank Kosofe GT Bank Ketu, 154 Ikorodu Road, Ketu Kosofe
� GT Bank Oba Akran, GT Bank Oba Akran, 33 Oba Akran Avenue Opp. First Bank Close To Forte Oil, Ikeja
� GT Bank Surulere GT Bank Masha, 145 Ogunlana Drive, Masha Roundabout, Surulere
� GT Bank Ikeja Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way, beside Sheraton Hotel, Ikeja
� GT Bank Ogba GT Bank ERC Ogba, Ikeja
� Ibeju-Lekki LGA ERC Local Government Secretariat HQ, Ibeju- Lekki
� Ifelodun LCDA ERC Layeni Health Centre Ojo Road by Suru Alaba Bus Stop, Ifelodun LCDA
� Igando Ikotun LCDA ERC 2, Igando Ikotun LCDA, Idimu Road, Ikotun
� Ijaiye Ojokoro ERC 9/11, Bola Ahmed Tinubu Road, Ijaiye Ojokoro LCDA
� Ikeja LGA 1, Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja LGA, Ikeja
� Ikorodu LGA ERC Ikorodu LGA Secretariat, Opp. Ikorodu General Hospital, Ebute Road, Ikorodu
� Iru LCDA ERC 1-7, Muri Okunola Street, Victoria Island
� Lagos State University (LASU) Ojo MBA Block, MBA Board Room, LASU, Ojo
� Lagos State Polytechnic (LASPOTECH) Engineering Lecture Theatre Hall, Ikorodu Campus, Ikorodu
� Mushin LGA ERC Mushin LGA Secretariat Headquarter, 82/84 Palm Avenue, Mushin
� Nigerian Air Force (NAF) Base Sam Ethan Air Force Base, Ikeja
� Nigerian Armed Forces Resettlement Centre NAFRC, Charity Bus Stop, Oshodi
� NNS Quorra Apapa NNS (Nigerian Navy) Base, Dockyard Road, Apapa
� Ojo LGA Local Government Secretariat Headquarters, Olojo Drive, Ojo
� Orile Agege LCDA Powerline Road, Behind Health Centre, Orile, Agege
� Oshodi LGA ERC Oshodi/Isolo Local Government Secretariat 3, Oyetayo Street, Bolade, Oshodi
� Somolu LGA Shomolu Local Government Area Building, Durosimi Street, Shomolu
� Sterling Bank Headquarters Sterling Bank 20 Marina, Lagos Island
� Surulere LGA ERCSurulere LGA Secretariat, Masha Road, Onilegogoro Bustop, Surulere
� Synagogue Church Of All Nations 1, Segun Irefin, Egbe Road, Ikotun
� United Bank for Africa (UBA) Head QuartersUBA Headquarters, 57 Marina, Lagos Island
� University of Lagos (UNILAG) ERC Property Management Building, Faculty Of Education, Opposite Education Hall, University of Lagos
� Yaba College Of Technology (YABATECH) Multipurpose Building, Yaba College Of Technology, Yaba

GTB nor dey do NIN again ooo

See lies in 6HD .Somebody must have told u dat the peepz here are Dumb upstairs/kids? Continue with Ur brazenly lie

Dreyton36:
Continuation.............

I travelled with a tourist visa and it's a 3 months visa , I've spent about two months plus already and honestly all this while that i was with them none of my clients paid me , even my surest client was not acting funny , my pocket was getting dried and the money left in my acct was about 5milli
I didn't want to overstay although some guys over there told me to , but I didn't want to get no bad record on my passport

I booked my ticket back to Nigeria , wire I no learn , money don reduce for acct

The problem here is this , its not not as if they didn't want to teach me but they asked me to pay the sum of 4million before they will teach me and I was puzzled , if i give out 4milli I'll be left with just 1m in my acct I just couldn't take such a risk cuz I had no backup plan and it was already festive period , Xmas and new yr norm family Billings will soon show up

When i came back to Lagos I felt so disappointed , asking myself what's even the need of going there if they will end up not teaching me , but I was carried away by the European bitchez that were giving me heads and licking me like an ice cream , damn European busty tall pretty girls with their sexy tone screaming (oh Jesus) when u hit it hard and grab on 'em boobies

"A quick one before I continue " (whether you believe in me or not , I still have my money , whether you don't believe ooo, I still have my money , some are saying making $400k daily from Monday to Friday is not possible I just laugh, you haven't seen hustlers yet , how much do you think hushpuppi pays in hotel palazo per night
Newsflash men make more than $6m daily , wire loaders can relate so FEM )

CONTINUATION...

One of the guys in the tower which we exchanged contacts later told me something shocking through chat
Saying they don't work for Jew men , that the reason they refused to teach me is because they knew I was a jew man (non cultist)
And if only I was an Aro Baga (Vikings) they would've taught me for free and they'll regard me as their own blood

I was like how does cultism relative with Yahoo

He explained in details , but I'll make it very brief

Most cult groups like to see their own peers grow in money with them , when they go out to flex they wanna take over the whole hotel or bar and cast themselves just to attract people to be like them
He also said most of their jobs are not ordinary that they back it up with jazz (voodoo)

I was speechless, so I asked him so if supposing I was part of their cult group they would've taught me for free ?
And why didn't they just tell me instead of allowing me waste money on flight and visa

Guy 2: you tell them say you be Edo guy na, and that Edo aro bagas full there just like the east side

Me: ehen no qualms Sha I go reason am them get back to you

Guy2: make you go play game , carry bag men go show u way forward for the island

Me: I didn't get what he meant and I didn't bother asking

So I went to a friend's naming ceremony in kwara state , (OFFA) he comes once in a while to visit his aunt in the same estate that I live , so we chill together cuz he's also a Manchester United fan like me

When I got to OFFA , it was my first time visiting kwara , the driver dropped us at a fueling station (TOTAL) it was a road side station where most buses drop their passengers
It was now 2015 , called him of my arrival so he sent a bike man to pick me up

The bike man is more of a talkative and I don't really like people that talk too much cuz i talk less

Bike: odabi kpe omo eko niyen abi (in Yoruba) meaning it seems you're a Lagos guy right ?

Me: mi o gbo Yoruba da da so oyinbo(I don't understand Yoruba clearly pls speak English )

Bike: oh sorry my brother , that ur friend na good person o , for here people like am bla bla bla

He actually said something that caught my attention, some guys were exchanging punches and people were trying to settle them when they caused a huge crowd

Me: wetin dey do those ones sef , men they hustle the they fight

Bike: na all those Yahoo boys no mind Dem , I know that one on red shirt he get money o , he build 4 houses in just 6 months

Me: in my mind nigga what ?

Bike: yes oo, the Alfa wey they do work for am , he even build three storey building for him , that guy steal he client and Dem be good friends that's why the dey fight , na everywhere them meet themselves them dey fight , from best friends to enemies

Me: so Alfa they here wey they help them do that kind thing ? And the thing go work ?

Bike: yes o , you no be Yahoo boy you for know everything
Them Don buy land for this place finish

Me: I get friends wey they do Yahoo but me no they do , na how them fit take locate those Alfa for here

Bike: no worry when them ready I go give u my number when I drop you , when they ready to come call me , na me go carry you go the place because once any bike carry you go there the bike must wait for you cuz no other bike they go there , no be place wey leg fit trek

Me: no wahala

I got his contact , and everything he said we're just stuck in ma head
When I returned to Lagos the next day I call him on phone to just greet him , I asked for his aza , sent him 20k just to sweeten his mind , and believe me he was so happy

At night by 10pm I got a call from him , disturbing me when will my friends come over that he will ensure he takes them to the very best that he knows of cuz I've made him happy and his daughter is in the hospital and he's been billed just 14k for two weeks he's not been able to pay , i felt glad that I was able to assist him at the right time
I sent him an additional 30k to make it a total of 50
Anyway I knew what I was aiming for

I decided to move to kwara the third day I couldn't wait no more , cuz my surest client was beginning to act funny , she doesn't chat me like she used to and she's now insisting we must have a video call and I've been giving excuses

I went to meet this man , he was shocked to see me instead of my friends , anyway life goes on
He drove me to a very far place , an area in OFFA called (bolude ipee) it's so far that it's only the man I was taken to that drives a car in that village where he lives , he's the biggest man there and funnily he's just a very young guy but he's good
Understands no single English not even (come)

I'm not very good in speaking Yoruba so the bike man did all the talking on my behalf
He's not like those spiritualists that will have so many God's in their shrine , this guy has just a guitar for his job and his holy book that's all , I was speechless
And I'm I dont really believe in voodoo cuz I'm from a very religious background

I just had to do it cuz I just couldn't risk loosing my surest client when I live in one of the most expensive estate in ikoyi , na gbese go kill me be that lol

Translation went on as thus:

Spiritualist: what exactly do you want ?

Bike man translates for me

Me: I wanty client to always obey me and provide all I need without bothering about video calls

Spiritualist: small thing ,

He asked for the client's name and picture , I provided them , he then told us to go sit outside that he'll get back to me

The bike man used the opportunity to take me around the village , 96% were mud houses , they had just one guy who speaks English and if any stranger comes speaking English they'll summon him out to respond lol

I just did a little giveaway, it's just my thing Sha

Played with them and enjoyed some fresh mangoes from the top trees including my best fruit -cherry-

Once you're there forget about network cuz you won't find one lol , ur battery is surely safe cuz no network there
It took him about 4hrs then he asked someone to call us , a young lady who happens to be one of his many wives of 6 lol
Children plenty everywhere like bees

Spiritualist: I have checked the woman and she is wealthy , she hasn't showed you her true side yet , she is willing to spend much on you and she was at the point of cutting you off her life but you were lucky to have acted fast

Me: sir what can I do now

Spiritualist : we will need some items from the Offa market and it will cost you a little

Me: okay what sir

Spiritualist: a white duck and other items (won't reveal everything)

The bike man went there with one of the man's son but everything costed about 170k Sha
I don't care all I know is i want a solution , I hate poverty and brokeness
It took him about an extra hour then he called me after preparing everything
Asked me to call on the client's name thrice, I did as instructed , when he was done he asked me to go home that I'll see the testimony , abd to be honest I didn't believe in him I just had to play along cuz I just don't believe in voodoo power

I didn't go back to Lagos that day cuz it was late and I wanted to see the results before I leave lol

I lodged somewhere in an hotel not very far from the total fueling station in Offa which had a first bank opposite it
Or close it's been long jare

I chatted up my client after taking a shower

Client : I've missed you so much baby , we've not been so cool like we used to be , baby pls don't get tired of me you know I can't afford to loose you

Me: huh? In my mind this level naim dey work abi wetin they shele
I replied : babe you can never loose me and we can't loose each other

Client : I told Gina to go meet his dad last week (Gina her daughter ) I'm all alone at home and bored wishing you were here with me baby

Something was telling me to try to Bill her to test the work of that spiritualist at the same time I was scared she might block me cuz she's not even been responding to my messages like she used to but she kinda change all of a sudden

"A quick fact " don't let anyone who wants to do a jazz for you to tell you the have faith else it won't work , jazz is from the devil it doesn't require faith , what's real is real and what's fake comes with much excuses and explanations

In a lame man's language wetin go be must to be

I took the risk by asking her for money and this time I took the risk to the extreme

Me: baby I'm not happy , I have so many bills to pay but i can't just meet up and I might loose my house soon

Client : baby you never told me about it , you know whatever bothers you bothers me as well
What's the bill I'll sort it out I got money on me

In my mind , E be like say this level they truly work o

I told her I needed £22,000 that I had collected some loans way back and they're threatening to take my house as repayment if I don't meet up that week

Client: thought it's such a huge money , I'll just send £25,000 just in case it's not enough , am I still gonna send it to your friend over here ?

Me: I'm speechless baby you're such a darling and I love way so much and i cant do without you my baby

Client : I'll go send the money first thing tomorrow morning before I got to work , and pls don't look at no other woman , you're mine alone and mine forever okay

Me: I got eyes for just you baby , when I'm out I'm completely blind to the world except when I'm with you , you're my paradise and in your heart I dwell in peace , I became more sweet (after money speech)

My guy told me to travel to cotonou to receive the money , I asked him why he said over there in cotonou their Western unions are not necessarily banks but even shops have Western Union , I was thrilled
So I set out my journey to cotonou to pick up my funds in full no story

He provided someone who's an indigene there ,. I hooked up with the guy he collected the funds in his own name , told him I wanna use the money for business so he didn't even expect much from me , gave him about $500 and he was happy lol

My friend actually sent £23,000 instead of £25,000 as his own cut which we agreed on

But no jokes Nigeria get jazz but you see Togo, cotonou , Benin republic them get jazz yakata if you sabi person

To be continued .......................

Boko haram TERRORISTS not BANDITS

thank God,Jonny just come, Evang Righteousness89, Righteousness2,,FFK and conFUSED iPOB arsonists aren't among US GOP,dey for join after collecting trump dollars .Whatever these miscreants support nah wailing/gnashing of teeth dey follow

Exercise in Futility

I life of a thief .How do u pipu sleep Comfortable at nite after scamming old pipu ? Anyway,continue with Ur criminal story

DrAkpa:
No poor rat for Nairaland finally

NB. BadAdviser, U r a stupid rich rat.. Enjoy

Adimeru

Make he swear with ayelala) Ogun

Draslo:
If you ever attended a boarding school, you would know that transferring a junior student from a junior dorm to a senior dorm is nothing but pure wickedness. Even if una dey pay 1m per term, that child will suffer. As for the gay students, every school get them. Students know them but nobody bothers to report the fuckers. I know I am guilty for this.

When I was in SS1, I came to school late and the only free rooms were SS2 rooms. I suffered for two whole terms until they moved the SS1s to our own dorm after completion of some new dorms. Even the few JS3s in the SS1 dorm hear am no be small. When my mates were playing football and chyking girls, I was under either doing timeunder someone's bed, washing someone's clothes, laying beds that weren't mine or writing notes that weren't mine. One big school like that for Idimu

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