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vfactor:
What makes an omelette? A yoke or a yolk?

But you know what I mean... right...?

So I was reading this on Facebook... And I read Christians tear each other apart... on the topic above...

I would just paste the story here and read the same reaction...;

Hi sex life in 9ja please hide my I'd and notify me when
posted,Am a yoruba lady of 24 years of age and a
christian after My ND programme I went for industrial
training and I was given the post of a secretary in a
reputable organisation after 6 months of working there
one of the staff asked me out,he was 29 years of age
from Edo state and also a muslim after much ado I
decided to date him because I was single,this guy
showed me love,care for me and cater for every of my
needs and that of my family and I never lacked any
material things,My mother noticed the change in me and
asked me to bring my boyfriend home of which I did
after the interrogation It was apparent that my mum
likes him,After d IT I put in for my HND my guy paid my
fees,paid for accommodation and provide every material
things needed then he had became one of the managers
in the company I did my IT,after 2 years of dating to me
he proposed to me which I accepted because I love
him,every sunday my pastor kept preaching that is
illogical for any christian to date a muslim not to talk of
marrying them every sunday service has always being hell
for me because my pastor kept hinting on that same
message it was as if the message was really directed to
me because I didn't see any thing wrong with it until I
had an encounter with my pastors preaching and advice
we youth to desist from such act,I then called my
boyfriend to call it quit with him but he wouldn't let me
be he kept crying and begging me not to go and kept
saying he can't survive without me after 3 attempt of
breaking up with him which was abortive I decided to call
my mum and told her my intention of calling it quit wit
my boyfriend before it is too late but my mum flare up
saying she had seen nothing wrong in dating a muslim
she said my dad was a muslim and she was able 2
convert him aside that this guy in question doesn't
smoke,drink or womanise and he loves me with every
fibre of being saying why m I giving my self unnecessary
headache saying she had being to more than four
different churches and the pastor said there is nothing
wrong with d relationship that we are meant to be even
my elder sister said the same thing,but I having these
feeling about these religion difference because I dont
want to experience a failed marriage please what do I do
pls your advise is greatly needed..pls I didn't know these
would result to these in the first place

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P.S:
You don't need a gun to be a terrorist...

barcanista:
When we get married.


Politics is first and foremost local. I'm from Rivers state, my interest is Win my State first before any other thing. My second objective was 100% SS and I got it(save edo). Another Ôbjective of SE was spoiled by Imo. N/B ÀPgA Ís an ally.

I also wÀnted PDP to be 100% in Ekiti, I got it. Ondo fell to PDP too. Lagos, Plateau and Adawawa were painful but my support for them was pure partisan. Gombe dÍd me proÙd same with Taraba. The mission to bÙild is about to start.

Rivers boy... you come dey analyse Southwest... you goofed big time...

Mugu...

The OP is gay... see how he's ranting like a woman... I'm indifferent whether she won or lost a governorship election... But a female Nigerian president... I die!!! I say it again... I die!!!

Your balls have gone soft...

Thread closed or thread removed... your pick...

Wait till you see him in another girl's arm... Then awake the demon in you... it's easier that way generally for women...


I mean it literally ooO (the awake demon part)... because the mod on here bans me for asking question... whether she no understand English or punctuation mark...

And that barcanista would blindly justify Fayose's sin... something about the illegality of his impeachment...

I just like the way he keeps fumbling about... Calamity goalkeeper of pdp on nairaland...

No... No... No...

I come home late... I play PlayStation with the guys and the volume at MAX... My padis use my house for away match (if you know what I mean...) We watch football and drink beers... how many girls go reason am...?

Then she go give you condition for living with her... turn you to boy boy... sweep floor, wash plates, wash toilets... the worst of it all...

I WANT YOU HOME BY SIX... I've never reasoned it before... I never will...

My President...

Holywizard:
Bet me...Linda Ikeji will buy this b4 Seun.

Savage...

I once told an atheist...

"I can't be an atheist because I'm an Arsenal fan..."

Chisom460:
In every tread which speaks bad for Nigerian girls,you would always notice them saying KEEP CALM AND DATE A FOREIGN GIRL. About this do you mean every foreign girl even from BURUNDI? And also I have met a good amount of foreign girls who don't have standards.

Is the girl from Burundi not a human being...?! at least she isn't a Nigerian... It's common sense...

do not be an ass-licker...

brito:
Don't mind those fools

So much pain...

ShoutOut to you OyinboPrincess...

Your head dey dia...

Borderless:
APC got the change they want, NOT Nigerians

i disagree... Nigerians got the change they want...

You didnt...

Nice one OP... it is me... Barcanista... lmao...

To think you wrote this last year...

I duff my hat...

FrontPage please...

Lalasticalala
Gbawe
Ilugunboy
Mandarin

mandarin:
1 ABIA 1,396,162 1,177,520
2 ADAMAWA 1,559,012 1,381,571
3 AKWA-IBOM 1,680,759 1,587,566
4 ANAMBRA 1,963,173 1,658,967
5 BAUCHI 2,054,125 1,778,380
6 BAYELSA 610,373 546,372
7 BENUE 2,015,452 1,607,800
8 BORNO 1,934,079 1,407,777
9 CROSS RIVER 1,175,623 963,929
10 DELTA 2,275,264 1,921,627
11 EBONYI 1,074,273 848,392
12 EDO 1,779,738 1,218,734
13 EKITI 732,021 511,790
14 ENUGU 1,429,221 1,223,606
15 FCT 881,472 569,109
16 GOMBE 1,120,023 1,069,635
17 IMO 1,803,030 1,707,449
18 JIGAWA 1,831,276 1,756,320
19 KADUNA 3,407,222 3,174,519
20 KANO 4,975,701 4,112,039
21 KATSINA 2,827,943 2,620,096
22 KEBBI 1,470,648 1,372,630
23 KOGI 1,350,883 926,013
24 KWARA 1,142,267 884,996
25 LAGOS 5,822,207 3,767,647
26 NASARAWA 1,242,667 1,048,053
27 NIGER 2,014,317 1,682,058
28 OGUN 1,829,534 904,647
29 ONDO 1,524,655 1,110,844
30 OSUN 1,407,107 1,030,051
31 OYO 2,415,566 1,639,967
32 PLATEAU 2,001,825 1,508,585
33 RIVERS 2,537,590 2,127,837
34 SOKOTO 1,611,929 1,527,004
35 TARABA 1,340,652 1,270,889
36 YOBE 1,099,970 824,401
37 ZAMFARA 1,495,717 1,435,452
Total 68,833,476 55,904,272

I have been looking at the possible case scenario that can happen at the coming Presidential election next week based on the available data released by INEC as at 12th March 2015.
In all, 55,904,272 registered voters have collected their PVCs and let's look at some possibilities:
Lets take 80% voters' turnout across board which means we will take available figures as absolute voters per state although i foresee high, moderate and fair turn out across the states.

First : States according to the strength of each candidate - This is a general knowledge that ether candidates of PDP and the APC has their traditional states where they are strong and will capture at least 75% of votes cast.

JONATHAN
1. ABIA-1, 177,520
2. ENUGU-1,223,606
3. ANAMBRA -1,658,967
4. EBONYI - 848,392
5. IMO -1,707,449
6. RIVERS - 2,127,837
7. CROSS RIVER- 963,929
8. AKWA IBOM-1,587,566
9. BAYELSA-546,372
10. DELTA- 1,921627
11. BENUE- 1,607,800
12. 1,508,585
TOTAL - 16,879,650

BUHARI
1. SOKOTO-1,527,004
2. ZAMFARA- 1,435,452
3. KEBBI - 1,372,630
4. KATSINA- 2,620,096
5. NIGER- 1,682,058
6. KADUNA- 3,174,519
7. JIGAWA- 1,756,320
8. YOBE - 824,401
9. BORNO - 1,407,777
10. ADAMAWA- 1,381,571
11. BAUCHI-1,778,380
12. GOMBE - 1,069,635
13. NASARAWA-1,048,053
14. KANO- 4,112,039
15. KWARA - 884,996
TOTAL -26,074,931

SOME SOUTHWEST STATES
1. LAGOS - 3,767,647
2. OGUN - 904,647
3. OSUN - 1,030,051
4. OYO- 1,639,967
TOTAL - 7,342,312

SWING STATES
1. EDO -1,218,734
2. EKITI - 511,790
3. ONDO - 1,110,844
4. TARABA - 1,270,889
5. FCT - 569,109
6. KOGI - 926,013
TOTAL - 5,607,379

I have grouped these states according to the strength of each candidate. Now, many people will argue on these swing states but believe me both candidates have their strengths and weaknesses there which may compensate for each other. I will freeze some political factors and look at scenarios with these figures to see some possibilities.
1. if equal turn out is achieved across all states and voters vote according to strength of each candidate AND LETS SAY THE SWING STATES ARE SHARED 50% each include some southwest states as indicated above:

JONATHAN WINS = 16,879,650 + 3,671,156+2,803,689.5
= 23,354,495.5
BUHARI WINS = 26,074,931+3,671,156+2,803,689.5
= 32,549,776.5
VERDICT : BUHARI WINS outrightly

2. Supposing Jonathan has 25% of votes cast in Buhari's strong holds and Buhari has 10% in Jonathan's strongholds while Buhari wins 60% in some Southwest states and both share swing states 50-50 :

JONATHAN WINS =6,518,732.75+15,191, 685+2,936,934.8+2,803,689.5
= 27,451,042.05
BUHARI WINS = 19,556,198.25+1,687,965.5+4,405,387.2+2,803,689.5
= 28,453,240.45
BUHARI WINS by slim margin

3. Supposing Buhari wins 85% of votes cast in his strong areas, Jonathan win 90% in his own, Jonathan win majority in swing states say 60% and BUHARI wins 70% in some southwest states :
JONATHAN WINS = 3,911,239.65+15,191,685+3,364,427.4+2,202,693.6
= 24,670,045.65
BUHARI WINS = 31,234,226.35

A whole lots of scenario modeling can be done by you but realistically. If based on factors that can influence this election we can give
1. Buhari strong areas = between 80-90% of votes cast
2. Jonathan strong areas returning between 75-90% votes cast
3. Buhari wins at least 50% in some southwest states(realistically, he wont get less than 60%) of all votes cast
4. Jonathan and Buhari share swing states 50-50( Note, its not certain if Fayose's influence in Ekiti will matter, if it does, Jonathan wins but the total voting population is not sufficient to upturn results as Buhari is popular in Kogi and Taraba)

Low registration and PVC collection is not good for GEJ as pattern revealed Northerners can always endure long hours to vote unlike in the south where many wont do such thing.
Another factor is Lagos. THERE IS A STRONG INDICATION THAT OVER A MILLION PEOPLE MAY NOT VOTE FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS
1. Some of registered voter actually registered close to their places of work and this affect a huge population of those that dwell in the outskirt towns of Ogun state
2. This is similarly going to affect alot of Igbo voters that registered close to their shops if they live far away means they wont be able to also vote.
3. Many Lagosians may not just vote anticipating violence or just indifference, sitting at home and watching television, this is where those who mobilized for registration in 2011 will likely have more votes.
Let me stop and read comments

You dey see road...

Dolemite:
NO, I am lonely as a female atheist on Nairaland, I pretend to blend in in real life.

I understand... for a while... you'll still be the only female atheist... for a while... until then... you should mix with the make atheists... then again... I'm not sure you need a body...

Dolemite:
On Nairaland...yea.

Maybe you shouldn't let everyone know your status...
on religion... just blend in... seamlessly... and you'll be fine...

Maybe you shouldn't let everyone know your status...

Dolemite:
Am I the only sista atheist on Nairaland?

Apparently... r u lonely...?!

Money miss road...

All the dollars... Lol...up in the air...