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Cahill is in my fantasy team oooo... chai... I don die... e no go better for Chelshit oooo... una go lose nii... |
An0nimus:Oh... same here... I've got 3.5m actually... saving it up for when Sanchez comes back... |
Start the summer chasing Verratti, get linked to Lima and Paulinho, sell Neymar, flirt with Dembélé and Coutinho, back in for Paulinho...
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An0nimus:I'm lost... please explain the last paragraph... |
If Norata no score tomorrow... £75 million worth of bants is coming up... in fact... ***following thread*** Make my meme way I dey gather no waste... amen!!! |
dennisworld1:Learnt my lesson... he deceive me for pre season... |
sod09:I had Xhaka and Kola tho... mehn... should have gone 4 Lacazette... nah Courtois I dey exchange Cech for... |
Cech is leaving my fantasy team next week... that's three sure... bastard goalkeeper... Bellerin can Bleep off to Barca... Walcott should have his contract terminated... |
agrovick:
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Cech is going off my team next week... motherFucking goalkeeper... ![]() |
sod09:Almost nailed the first 11... |
sod09:Nah... make Welbeck bench Iwobi... too indecisive... |
Pataki:****Cech**** ****Holding****Mustafi****Monreal**** ****Bellerin****Elneny****Xhaka****Kolasinac**** ****Iwobi****Lacazette****Welbeck |
So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church. |
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey gay balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey gay balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Bleep off! |
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd |
YourWife:Hanhan... |
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Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. He's a funny-looking fucker I know, but you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's busted, so he's gone down the battle-cruiser to watch the end of the football game. No one's watching the custard so he switches the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over, "Now Bleep off and watch it somewhere else." He knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. "That's fucking it," says the geezer. "That's fucking what?" says Rory. And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil. |
An0nimus:Daysis be long... |
An0nimus:I have a few... lemme try screenshoting codes... modified: 67125-523957 1805553-440635 2689724-625496 542558-406269 502914-126303 2211049-492749 I couldn't get the codes of the h3h leagues I joined... so I got some from Twitter... |
Spy360:Click on leagues then join league... then private... then input codes... |
@ArsenalInPidgin Fantasy Premier League still dey hot. �� Join & Rt for friends. Code: 2404331-566023 https:///RzxZPfBOQT |
transfer season never close... the mod that pushed this to FrontPage needs cane... |
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