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Religion / Re: HELP! My Prayers Work On People Than Myself... by irishCream: 8:05pm On Dec 16, 2014
koife:

Speaking of lazy...I reserve every comment in this direction but permit me to say that my writeup was purely about divine intervention viza-a-viz undeserve gift from strange person. Thats call grace, u dnt necesarily av to wrk for it...subtract G from grace and ure left with race. Ol am asking is his grace n favor on my effort and endavorsinstead of labour!

Okay...op pray for me mbok I need ur prayers...I need a good job the one I'm working is more or else like a slave they use someone Monday to Sunday with token as salary cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Na Wa: Passengers Push Broken Down BRT Bus [photos] by irishCream: 10:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
Eshiettk:
Think of it, how many times have you seen passengers come down a bus to push a danfo, not to talk of a BRT. Those are the people that are on the BRT patrol team, or those selling tickets, not passengers.

Daddy... wink smiley kiss

That's my surname you are using as your moniker grin
Romance / Re: Why It's Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Find Mr. Right by irishCream: 9:34pm On Dec 12, 2014
Hmmmm...it happening 4real

too much attention from the opposite sex confuses us thereby making us end up with the wrong one sad and by the time you realised you are already stuck with him



Then if you sum up courage to end the shiit by then the good ones have all gone so you end up single again and the wait for mr right continues grin but at this point some desperate ones say yes to anything that has two testicles between their legs cheesy grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Human Rights Day! by irishCream: 9:45am On Dec 10, 2014
But here in naija we practice human left

The poor got no right

Government dominating us to our injuries cry cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Staying Home All Day Is Boring: I Need A Job Oooooo... by irishCream: 9:44am On Dec 10, 2014
Dahjhi:

Yes, because I saw you watching silently

I don't have to comment on every thread I open on nairaland


Sometimes I chose to be a silent observer to avoid insult

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Staying Home All Day Is Boring: I Need A Job Oooooo... by irishCream: 11:03pm On Dec 09, 2014
Dahjhi:

nofin, just marveled at ur clueless comment... g*y club bawo.. when this guy really needs help . abi irishcream wont you say something?



undecided undecided undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by irishCream: 12:48am On Dec 08, 2014
Mtcheeew...y'all be acting like u got some skeleton in ur cupboards with pic gahn...I'm screen grabbing all of them pic to submit it to baba first thing tomorrow monrning sad sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Group For Single Working Class Guys & Matured Ladies by irishCream: 10:07pm On Nov 19, 2014
Op do let me know if u have my brothers from akwa abasi ibom state there then I can indicate interest... grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, Don't Be Too Happy---It's A complete Turn Off To Me. by irishCream: 6:03pm On Nov 16, 2014
striktlymi:


Genuine greys me 'love'. Lol!

Don't worry love, for you I will cut them if you don't like them kiss

#blushing... smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies, Don't Be Too Happy---It's A complete Turn Off To Me. by irishCream: 5:56pm On Nov 16, 2014
striktlymi:


Great!

I 'love' you already. Lol!

Hehehe...*runs to view his profile*

Me likey...

Is that white hairs on ur beard? angry
Romance / Re: Ladies, Don't Be Too Happy---It's A complete Turn Off To Me. by irishCream: 5:43pm On Nov 16, 2014
striktlymi:
True, not all guys are attracted by the 'extra piece of flesh'.

I kinda like ladies who have them moderately.

Then let's date already...

Got them moderately... wink
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by irishCream: 5:54pm On Nov 09, 2014
FKO1:
Irishcream anyone??

Hehehehe...used to it already


Feel free tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by irishCream: 4:30pm On Nov 09, 2014
Hehehehe...@spade sorry ooo...that's the same thing I do pass thru esp in that forum games thread...those niggas be abusing my moniker while entertaining themselves, infact the mistake I made was to let them even know I exist by appealing that they were mentioning me unecessarily...they now do it intentionally just like what's happening to u here, u shldnt hv let them know grin

Abeg make una no turn attention to my precious moniker oh

Greetings to the house wink

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Politics / Re: Ex-Presidents, Others To Meet Obasanjo, Babangida Over Jonathan. by irishCream: 3:32pm On Nov 09, 2014
Polithieficians... undecided
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by irishCream: 2:08pm On Nov 07, 2014
Jbluv55:

Nice one cool. I'm glad you had a good day wink. Mine was fantastic too and even got better when one of our Miss NL candidates - Rozzay came tops in today's semifinals cool. Hope you'll be joining us in voting in the finals o abi you still like that solo flying you've been doing ni? grin

You say you're innocent but I'm confused o. Innocent in that you don't take baileys irishCream or in that your nick isn't IrishCream cheesycheesygrin.

By innocent I mean hope those ur online lovers that bear my lookalike names won't think I'm competing wid them...as for miss nairaland issh sorryim too busy for such...don't even know how u guys do the voting...enjoy ur day!
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by irishCream: 9:46pm On Nov 06, 2014
Jbluv55:

No two people bear same name on NL ma'am wink, so I definitely am referring to you coolwink.

So how has your day been? And where have you been all this while? grin

Okay...now I can answer! My day was smooth and urs?

Pls do well to explain to those ur baileys lovers that I'm innocent oh
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by irishCream: 9:39pm On Nov 06, 2014
Jbluv55:
IrishCream how are you tonight ma'am? smiley.

Is this question for me or those ur numerous crushes that bear same name ??

I need to know b4 I cause a thing undecided
Travel / Re: Ibeno Beach, Akwa-ibom: Longest Sand Beach In West Africa! (pix inside) by irishCream: 7:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
nano4him:

So sorry if I spoilt ur anticipation or mirage image what I simply meant was don't go swimming in the water.
The beach used to be a lovely serene place there was a golf course and club run by Mobil Producing but now its been abandoned. Let me know when u'd like to go and I'll check my itinarary

Okay...thanks!
Family / Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by irishCream: 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
obongproff:
* Are u sexually compatible with ur spouse?

* Is ur spouse asking for too much sex or ur not getting enough of it?

* Is ur spouse too boring or too wild in bed?

* If ur not sexually compatible, how are u guys coping?

* Are u rily enjoying sex as a married person?

I would really like to hear from the married folks in the house. cheesy

Ette me mmi di ooo shocked shocked shocked

See the kind topic wey u dey create for here

Wetin concern u inside married ppl bedmatics?

Infact I dey go Abak now go announce ur matter for village square sad
who would go first?
Travel / Re: Ibeno Beach, Akwa-ibom: Longest Sand Beach In West Africa! (pix inside) by irishCream: 2:40pm On Nov 05, 2014
nano4him:

I can take u there if u really really want to go but u won't enjoy it except u just like to watch the beach. The beach itself is dirty and stiLl used as a laterine by the locals. Only entertainment is beerpalours and suya joints in the evening if u really want to see some spectacle talk to me and we can arrange oat ride

Now u are making me want to vomit angry angry


How on earth do I visit a place dirty and used as latrine?

Thought I saw some fine posts here saying otherwise or is that some scam?

Anyways I still wanna visit the place since u hv offered to take me there

Thanks for the kind gestures!!!
Travel / Re: Ibeno Beach, Akwa-ibom: Longest Sand Beach In West Africa! (pix inside) by irishCream: 9:35am On Nov 04, 2014
favoured247:

lols. oya come to eket na. I will put u in a cab to ibeno beach. just 200 naira.

Noooo...don't want such!

Taking me there is different from what u are saying sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by irishCream: 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2014
Nairalandar:
7 trillion likes for u man.
I only pity an innocent man that will put ring in her finger.


U should be ashame of urself for trading words with a lady online
Why did u wake up this morng to mention her?

Oh I see joblessness at it peak...go think of ur miserable jobless life b4 u take panadol for another's headache!!!

Coming here to drop stale info that's not even reliable and not expect ppl to react...u feel everyone is a coward? Is this custom thread

Use ur brain for once and stop acting like an educated illiterate u are!!!

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Men Find Unattractive But Won’t Tell You by irishCream: 6:46am On Nov 03, 2014
TheSonOfMark:


Good. I knew my inkling about your location was right.
A UniUyo student too?

Nop!!!

Sorry u are wrong this time grin

Top of the morning to u...
Romance / Re: 8 Things Men Find Unattractive But Won’t Tell You by irishCream: 6:45am On Nov 03, 2014
Liamm:
I can smell scam. Thesonofmark, watch ya back. angry

See jealosy...

Sorry have already chosen him tongue
Romance / Re: 8 Things Men Find Unattractive But Won’t Tell You by irishCream: 12:38am On Nov 03, 2014
TheSonOfMark:


Lol. Thanks. Yes, it's wholly me on my dp.

By the way, I saw 'Land of Promise' as your location. You reside in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state like I do, I suppose?

Yep I'm in akwa abasi ibom land grin
Health / Re: Is Shaving Pubic Hair Healthy Or Not by irishCream: 12:00am On Nov 03, 2014
DeHero1:
I bliv d hair protects from easy entrance of germ into d body. If u wanna shave, it shouldn't be skin or last low cut... Afro is OK

Only afro??

Galaxy nko??

Chai...nairalanders....I give up!
Health / Re: Is Shaving Pubic Hair Healthy Or Not by irishCream: 11:57pm On Nov 02, 2014
Daguccizgreat:
#teamshavedpuccy

shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: 8 Things Men Find Unattractive But Won’t Tell You by irishCream: 11:55pm On Nov 02, 2014
TheSonOfMark:
I just updated this link on my Facebook wall. My beau is a Nairalander so I hope she'll see it. We've been incommunicado for 3 weeks now 'cause ,as usual, she gave me ultimatums and I detest them, so I have stayed away from her even though I miss her very much.
LADIES, YOU'LL HELP US BE BETTER LOVERS IF YOU DO AWAY WITH THE ULTIMATUMS.

Okay...good then!

Now go end it with her officially and come for me cos I'm officially wooing u


If that's u on ur dp then it a pass mark 4u

I luv the way u line ur beards kiss

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Romance / Re: Attitude In Relationship by irishCream: 11:21pm On Nov 02, 2014
adonbilivit:
going through this with my g.f...sucks

U

Picshures or adonblvitundecided
Travel / Re: Ibeno Beach, Akwa-ibom: Longest Sand Beach In West Africa! (pix inside) by irishCream: 10:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
favoured247:
uyo to eket 45mins. eket to ibeno beach 40mins because of bad road

Will u take me there cry cry cry

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Romance / Re: Strictly For Singles by irishCream: 8:27pm On Nov 01, 2014
Chaiii...marriage advice again from same single people


I give up undecided

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