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Benbisco:
I have decided to take a step further in self improvement and so want to enroll for a Post Graduate program. I have a job and a family and so want a programme that is very flexible and at the same time serious. I am considering the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN). Should I go for it or does anyone have any cogent reason why it should not be considered?

Please I need your counsel.

Gracias!

hold on a min.

noun z a nice option.. Nd i blive u knw dat dy offer online courses.. It'd favour u cos u r working..

Tis well.

Lemme make a mark b4 commenting. Ff

obstead200:
look at her profile pic and u will get ur answers. I think the op does not dress very modest. She appears to be vain too.
Now @topic, I don't know what to say. But OP shud be glad d lecturer is being a gentleman about the whole thing. At least he asked nicely. She can tell him NO in a nice way too. Maybe he will let it go quietly.

u deserve a standing ovation.

Ajinoride:
her profile says it all !!!!!!

rily? I didnt botha checkin'

ademoladeji:
That is, it's bad to take pictures and carve out statute....

yeah

ArabianPrince:
@isaacmacdon. At least I have not taken sides and they need to be reminded the legal implications of what they are doing and options available to them if things can't be sorted maturely and amicably.

i agree.

ArabianPrince:
Nairaland Institute Of Dispute Resolution. (NIDR) invites all Nairalanders to:

1st International Nairaland Dispute Symposium.

Dec 7 - 10, 2015.

Venue: Nairaland

Topic: Ex-Lovers Sacrifice Their Secrecy For Publicity.

Invited Speakers: 1. Babe3. 2. Coogar


Opening Lecture: Arabian Prince

Recommended Reading List :

Revenge Porn Law Uk.

Aiding and Abetting Act. UK

Secondary Liability and Joint Enterprise Liability. UK

Consideration:

Dispute Resolution: Adjudicative vs Consensual.

Restraining Order.

Submission Of Papers: Authors are invited to submit an extended abstract or a full paper of at most 2 pages. (No name calling. No finger pointing. No references).

Deadline: December 1, 2015.

na so d tin serious reach?

quiinnBee:
yes am positive its not my dressing..its hardly alluring

den take it to GOD..

Freemanan:
I await the thoughts of the ladies....

Cc MrsPhyno Misspicy Omotayor123 Kestlove Aminat508 Chestar5 BlissB Utchgirl Vizkid Agarawu

sure

Freemanan:
I await the thoughts of the ladies....

dem go talk na.. Y nt

Hmmm.. Uve said it al.. Many grls(wen i same many its more lyk d majority) r losin' it dz days.... Mst guys r nw becumin' tigers dz days, dy r more ruthles wen handlin' grls n general... I've always said dis nd wud kip on saying it "HARDWORKING WOMEN ARE D BEST".. Wen i mean hardworkin' it doesn't imply in one instance buh in pratically al f em... Nwadays gurls r material freaks nd sum guys r p*ssy freaks<= if it persists dn i pity d future generatn... Its best 2 live righteously nd free oneself frm social vices... To al those guys in depressn cos a grl said u r incapable, wake up sons.. Likewise d grls who loves uncnditionally buh av a freak as a bf: sorry bout ur current situatn.. There re beta pple out there.

ideyhere:
Naa those Mary Amaka people dem dey notice pass cos the mega babes go don runz them before hand sef.

uve got a point there.

nakachris:
then hlp me with an advice on Hw to stop, cos I feel guilty anytime we finish having a "romp" in a hotel like last Sunday

hw do u want 2 feel b4? Happy or wat? Even wen d person n questn z nt ur wife.. I smell lies buh its a crazy world.. Dat mind u used 2 commit adultery and fornicatn is supposd 2 knw how 2 stp it.. Or r u a lunatic on d loose?

quiinnBee:
Would explain this the best way i can.
A few weeks into the semester,my lecturer would begin lecture by entering the class, looking for me and saying, “How are you” and then “Hello class” After this happened for a few weeks in a row, I
heard people began
to whisper about the awkward greetings.
They started assuming things_which are despicable.
I was disgusted with the rumours.So i started sitting in the back row thinking that would stop him from noticing me.
This evening he called me to his office after class and said he wants to take me out.I didnt see that coming! I was shocked and i blurted it out to him immediately.He said i should go think about it.
Am totally confused right now.
please how do i handle this situation properly?
and stop him from ever disturbing me.

do fasting 6 to 6 everyday... Buh wait. Truth be told.. Are u decent? In al ramificatns.. Do u dress like amber rose or miley cyrus? There's a law that states, "Whateva u are determines who u attract".. #shikena

nakachris:
I'm in love with a married woman with 1 kid. I'd want to stop but don't knw Hw...

matured advice pls.

d thunda dat z abt 2 fire u z doin press up, kip lovin' ur head there.. Its wen u see ur future wife likin sum1 dats much younga dan u then ur senses wud b restored..

Yes its d law... If na me.. Its gona be two wiks f community service.

Sleekyshuga:
Stepping on the toes of people I know or another ? Phewww... I have made fantastic friends on this platform, and I have no regrets..

They don't fvcking pay my bills, mehn.. So, why should I care so much about their hate? I was only surprised when the gist flew to me, and someone I taught was a buddy here was busy dancing ontop (as if he won a grammy).. Whatever!!!

wats with d fvck word? It wud ave bn nicer if u didnt use it... I cant blive my ears(online ears) buh i choose not to judge... It wudve bn better u stayed mute dats if all f dis z a hoax... Saw ur post in d oda thread.. Self defence is gud buh shud be timed and well coordinated... D saint thingy... Nd oda tins u wrote has a way f pushing dis further.. So i advice u stay off dis issue for now nd think deeply dont let ur emotions cloud ur reasoning... D real test f wisdom z present in very delicate situations.. I pray u come outta dis... Hopefully.

obontami:
the mumu prick never enter pusssy before, I'm sure he masturbate to prettythicksme Posts on NL


#LameAssLickersEverywhereOnNL

lol

MizMyColi:
Just when you think Drama has ended

as in ehn. It just kips gettin worse

dmcdad:

Na boy him still be sha. A man no go try all those nonsense.

seriously

Moz22:
its not clear

mtchew..

dmcdad:
That one dey lobby follow woman.

leave am.. No b say d grl gt anytin.. E fit b xay na wan kin dry bone.

Don4life:
Is is not supposed to be a guide to failing Managers like Mourinho. It is not even a piece of advice; it’s merely some rant by me, a Barcelona fan, who derives pleasure from seeing Chelsea and Mourinho play badly. For the Chelsea fans who have the privilege (or misfortune) of reading reading this piece; this is my opinion, not Jobberman’s.

With that said, let’s get down to it, shall we?



Career Lesson One

Story:
Chelsea FC have only won ONE Champions league trophy and I remember vividly that after that final, the only set of football fans who ‘had the right’ to speak at viewing centres were Chelsea fans. The rest of us dared not, even though at the time fans of FC Barcelona, Manchester United, FC Bayern, R.Madrid, Juventus and a few others had won (or celebrated winning) that same trophy multiple times. But Chelsea got it once and all hell was let loose; they just wouldn’t let us rest anymore.

Again, Mourinho is famous for repeatedly insisting that Arsene Wenger is a ‘specialist in failure’. The guy sees every pre and post match press conference as an opportunity to rant, complain and insult the person of Arsene; that’s more like his favorite pastime. Well, I bring good news; the dude called Mourinho now wins just one match in every month. Now, who’s the specialist in failure? I can’t laugh abeg.

Lesson:
Enjoy your success, but don’t rub it in the faces of other people.



Career Lesson Two

Story:
Chelsea sacked the only coach to have ever gotten them the Champions league trophy (what Mourinho would never be able to do for them) just a season after. The guy was dismissed like he never did anything good for them — the same idiotic way some bosses dismiss their secretaries/typists after a small typo.

Fast-forward to 2015, Mourinho in his characteristic autocratic manner ‘disciplined and dismissed’ the pretty, affable and reliable team physio, Eva Carneiro over some flimsy and almost irrelevant on-field situation. By the way, the Physio was clearly doing her job by attending to the injured Chelsea player– I think it was Hazard…or err Fabregas; can’t really remember, I hardly watch Chelsea matches — they bore me.

Need I remind everyone that that was the beginning of the slump for Chelsea and Mourinho. Apparently, the lady wasn’t just a Physio, she was very integral to the team, she had some influence and even though her impact might not have been very visible on the surface, they only had to let her go to realize their folly. There are people like that in every team. I like to believe that that event affected the team morale and see where they are on the table today — too low for me to even see.

Lesson:
Don’t Sack Your Eva Carneiro.



Career Lesson Three

Story:
Mourinho has a terrible attitude: he blames everyone but himself when things go awry. Many examples come to mind, but one is fresh. When Chelsea lost to Southampton earlier this season in the premiership, Mourinho cleverly brought in Matic, a defensive midfielder, when he needed to score. Now Mourinho perhaps had seen that that match was a lost cause and wanted to take the media attention away from him. Guess what the ‘special one’ did: baba brought in Matic, waited for Chelsea to concede an inevitable goal and almost immediately removed Matic again.

Now the uninitiated in the mind-games of Mourinho would not easily understand that move, but I will enlighten you. By removing Matic after Chelsea conceded that goal, Mourinho cleverly diverted media attention away from himself, and summarily made the Matic the scape-goat by simply making it appear like Matic was responsible for that goal and he had to be removed. In the end, most people blamed Matic, not Mourinho for the loss.

Lesson:
Prepare for downtime. Things will not always go right and when they eventually go wrong, don’t
push the blame to others, take responsibility and man up.



Career Lesson Four

Story:
Mourinho has a consciousness of self that is unrivaled. The man exhibits the highest form of self-love (or selfishness). When he first came to Chelsea after winning the Champions league with Porto, the guy ceremoniously announced to the English media that he was ‘the special one‘. He had a brilliant spell thereafter. Correct me if I’m wrong, I think he later announced himself as ‘the only one‘ (can’t remember if that was in England, Italy, or Spain).

Frankly, Mourinho is a great coach and winner. But the guy doesn’t just praise his teams as much as one would expect especially as his success is largely tied to the efforts of his players. Mourinho however takes more of the accolades for himself. Mourinho competes with his star players for glory and attention.

Lesson:
It’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done, but it’s better when you do
more of same to your team. You might be special, but you equally need a great team to succeed.

Pheww…that’s all folks!

great write up. Buh u r a sentimental **** .. Its obvious u r an arsenal fan.. Perfect time 2 mock sum1.. There's sumtin u shud knw,Dnt repay evil with evil...

Kolade354:
seem so.....

k

Moz22:
chai..e pain am, next time learn to mind ya Biz

its clear uve bn slapped with t*ts...

obontami:
hahaha

4get al dz mumu boiz craving for holes.. U knw holes gt grade.

dmcdad:
Ouch.

lol

prettythicksme:
Will u gerrout here my friend!!nonsense guys everywhere!!na to just dey attack gurls online and offline u guys r nothing!!

u r sleeping.. Wake up.