Unibenstudent:
that's hilarious so how u doing

I'm doing well. How are you?

lasheez:
Marrying a boring woman like seriously.So what Phobia is it called?

marryingaborephobia

The Boondocks
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Hey Arnold!!!
Spongebob Square pants
Voltron
Jimmy Neutron

Omoni is so Pretty

tolutweety:


.....because the men here are the 'bomb' , You'd better hold on to that which you have here.....Na hot cake o

lol
Noted

tolutweety:


To the new faces i see around....feel free to mingle ,U cant get it better anywhere on this forum . @nicemoc @isk @shininstar30

what makes this section better than other sections

He was a strong, inspirational speaker. I pray He's resting in heaven. God's will be done.

soldierdollar:
The guy be like ," Wetin de worry this woman ?"

tosomaju:
At least he sells fish and bought 2 cars, you go and sell kpomo and see if you can buy keke napep.

lololol nice

davide470:
Pretty sitting is not allowed, active participation is the watchword! Have missed you sha.

i've missed me too
I'm back tho (kinda)

davide470:
Hi Isk.. Been a while.. Where have you been??

i've been sitting pretty. Watching everything.

These guys truly are heros. They deserve federal recognition. What they dis for their country is nothing short of heroic.

Suarezilla:
It can never be an abuse to use the rod on your children. Parents of this days(educated) have missed this. Some parents go as far as confronting teachers @school whom flog their children for good reasons...this is very apalling to me..I support flogging a child to make dem see wats good and bad

completely agree.

Alexsmith20:
As an african man i believe in the adage which say "flog him once and he would flee twice".

but thats not how my wife sees it,she is always keen on pampering the kids base on the facts that she was born and brought up in the states and was not subjected to such method of discipline.

So my question is, is beating a form of ABUSE or DISCIPLINE?

I think it depends on how it's done, probably the frequency and the intent of it. Some people take out their frustrations and misery on their kids and you can see it in the way they attack their kids all in the name of "discipline": this is abuse. Abuse of authority. The truth is that most kids require correction in the form of flogging but you need to check how you go about it so you don't miss the point of it. Most child psychologists advise that you do not flog the child when you are angry. That way you can administer while in the right frame of mind.

Tallesty1:
If you're on motorway


And the woman driving in front of you turns on the wipers when it's not raining.

Please slow down cause.

It can only mean one thing...


She will be changing lanes.

#evils

tempex88:
What do they mean by made. In Nigeria? The design is foreign, the metal for fabrication is not from ajaokuta, the interior is imported. Even the technologist/ engineers are foreign. So what makes it made in Nigeria. This govt and lies. Sha.

It was coupled in Nigeria

Missmossy:
Dol-drum : The state of feeling sad or depressed.

Dia-dem

Diadem: A crown. A cloth or band adorned with jewellery.


My word: Shoal

FLYGERIAN91:
And so did this guy too.... He is a new Lannister....

lmao hahahaha

I don't think this company should be taken seriously. It is obvious that the company is run by only ignoramuses and silly people. Well, ebola is out of Nigeria and in your neighbourhood byotches. Let's see how you like it.

I absolutely blame the clients. Always quick to jump at "good deals" without investigating the so called developer. When you offer a developer 5k and he/she jumps at the offer, no one needs to tell you to 'shine your eye'

Odilafta:
He can cope with a big size of family vaseline and addition of 1hour to the normal time it lasts him to take his bath


Before I go,
he should also buy some bottles of beer and start chilling it now..It's usefulness cannot be over emphasized,he could either use it to restore strength when he eventually enters paradise or hold tears when he finds out she's as wide as Jacob's well


am I communicating?

evils

I have had so many bad experiences with Lagos tailors.

Gave a tailor, recommended by my sister, an expensive dress to amend (i usually have to adjust my dresses to a more fitting size). I already told her to sew both sides and she had taken my measurements. Behold, right in front of me (i don't know if she was possessed or drunk) she took her scissors and cut my dress almost in half!!!!!!!! Even as she did it, she was so shocked. She must have been even more surprised than me. I almost cried. She almost cried cos she couldn't afford to pay for the dress. She Had to do patchwork on the dress so i could "manage it". I never went to her again.

Fast forward 9 months later, another carpenter[s][/s] sorry, tailor: Very nice woman. I gave her a friend's REALLY expensive asoebi to style for me. This experience hurt so much cos i deprived myself of some things to get that asoebi and the tailor even charged me so much just to sew it. So, in my mind, i was going to be gorgeously dressed for the wedding. I asked her not once, not twice if she was sure she could sew what i wanted. She said "yes na. Trust me. You want it like this abi? The back will be ..... and the length ......? Don't worry, just come on ..... date"
2 days to collection, I stopped by her shop, behold this woman hadn't cut the material. I hate stress and don't really know how to get aggressive and act irate like some girls ( i envy those girls) so i just asked her what her plan was and told her the exact date of the wedding (which was 3 days away). She said "sorry. But don't worry, it's small work. I'll cut it this night and spend tomorrow sewing it". I said ok. I gave her the next day and the day after, i went to her shop. She was still sewing it. I sat down and waited cos I had to travel the next day. When she finished she said 'sister pele. Come try the dress'. I just stared at the thing she was giving to me and i asked her whose dress that was. She said 'your dress na. You dnt know your material' i said "HEY!!!!!! This woman has killed me. Ehn!!! What is this??' I almost cried. Where do i start from? She sewed a completely different thing from what we agreed. Not only was it different, it was so amateur and just wrong for such an obviously high class material. It was even too big. God!! When I asked her to explain herself, she said 'emm, you know i called you and u said...... i tot u said I should sew anything nice besides this style'. I was too stunned for words. Then i realised that the woman must be an ogbanje or something. She apologised and offered to amend. The amendment was still as bad as the real thing and i even paid for the amendment (she must have used jazz).
I've never worn that outfit out. It's so bad, I'll have to loosen the seams and start all over. Smh.
I learnt well. My real tailor's shop is so far and her clothes are usually ready in 2 months but i dnt mind. I dnt think i can bear another carpenter mishap.

dancok:
no, am just saying my own o,but be thankful bro,u made it.

lol. Such a funny comment.

BankoleNco:


Don't want to seem rude, but if I am to go by your post. I'd be well in my jurisdictions to say, you are the one without a purpose. Simplistic reasoning like yours stem from the brain of a barbaric dimwit! You don't even know me. How can you jump to such conclusions? I might be 29, but absolutely certain I live a better life than urs, atleast financially . You judgemental simpleton.

From your response, it seems like you see some truth in what He/she said. There's no point getting upset or cussing out someone for having an opinion but if there is even an atom of truth in it, you'll be doing yourself a favor by self-evaluting. U may find the cause of your depression.

emydiddy:
When answering questions, Try to KISS (keep it short and simple). Avoid unnecessarily long answers dat would eventually make u to blab or go off track. And always tailor ur answers towards selling urself to the employer.

the problem with this is that your answers tho short and precise may lack depth and not make you stand out. I did this at an interview once and had the interviewer tell me that my answers were too shallow.

Someone's obviously messing with the poor guy. He needs to stop encouraging the person by not replying at all. Just ignore the messages completely.

MrHighSea: Hmm. Car runnin away frm bad road.

lmao. #dead

dotcomnamename: [size=25pt]Chelsea fans, if you like read, if you like don't read,

Whether you like it or not, Chelsea will not win the EPL this season.. Except if Mourinho is not in charge. Mark my word...

Oya, mumu Chelshit make una comment

Don't bother to reply cos i won't come back here...

UNFOLlOW [/size]

Why hate tho? Don't worry, we are still accepting applications to join the club. Get yours b4 they get exhausted #badbelle

Hahaha. That apple shade was a big miss. 'Twitting via twitter for iPhone'? Lol
Apple be like 'seriously'?

Such discouraging news. It shows that the government is not only insensitive but also arrogant. That's the only way to explain how that government was audacious enough to place expected purchase of cutlery and household items at N442m
So sad. Too bad all we can do is just read and shake our heads