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Family / Re: What If You Just Found Out That Your Parents Ain't Really UR Biological Parents? by Isk(f): 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
carefreewannabe: I would hope that my biological parents are millionaires grin
lolol

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Family / Re: What If You Just Found Out That Your Parents Ain't Really UR Biological Parents? by Isk(f): 6:30pm On Aug 31, 2014
What if the people that raised u stole u from the real ones? Will you react differently?
joanpinkie: if such ever happens which i pray shouldnt, i will still with the people that raised me as my parents. To hell with the real once that werent there when i needed them
Romance / Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Isk(f): 6:42am On Aug 25, 2014
davide470: I, Lord Dave of the House 470, King of the Annals and the First Men, Lord of the South do hereby ask Lady Isk, First of her name, Queen of the Blacks and The Sullied OUT
I accept your invitation Lord Dave of the House of 470 and look forward to it. ☺
Romance / Re: Pretty Girls Are Always Boring. True Or False? by Isk(f): 5:23pm On Aug 24, 2014
Physical beauty and conversational skills are not proportional (directly or inversely). If a pretty girl is boring, it's all coincidence. Not a pattern or a theory.

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrating Nairalanders(who Is Your Favourite Nairalander?) by Isk(f): 9:20pm On Aug 17, 2014
My favorite ndler is davide470.
Maybe that's cos he's the only ndler I know.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrating Nairalanders(who Is Your Favourite Nairalander?) by Isk(f): 9:07pm On Aug 17, 2014
davide470: Hmm.. All this name calling smiley

In no definite order::

My favourite niggas: Xtaceeey, MonsieurPete, masagoody, ednut1, LoskiNedu, TheRealAdonye, mambani, Emasel, The Cleaner, Three7T9y, tolutweety, 2sexy1, et al..

My favourite "sweethearts": MarvellousGod, isk, Veevean1, cc150615, Jamean,

We should have an End of the Year Get Together this 2014. Pray God gives us life!

Not forgetting my Oga's at the Top: Seun, Obinoscopy, Uboma

You are all cherished!
smiley
Fashion / Re: Ladies What Is Your Worst High-heels Experience by Isk(f): 2:53pm On Jul 28, 2014
NeuroBoss:
No, I'm 5''7
wow! That's short
Family / Re: How Do You Decribe A Perfect Life by Isk(f): 5:58am On Jul 07, 2014
A perfect life is one where you have God, love, joy and contentment. When you have all these, know that your life is perfect.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: State Your Job Interview Experiences Here by Isk(f): 7:32pm On Jul 06, 2014
I had an interview with a very nice financial organisation. It rained heavily that morning and I had a serious cold and malaria. It was so bad that I wore a cardigan and pop up socks to the office thinking that I would take them off on my way to the interview. Immediately I signed in at work, I took off the cardigan but forgot to take off the socks. I was so cold. Sneezing, wheezing and blowing my nose, I took a cab to the interview location. At the company, I was taken to a warm room and I quickly started typing info of the company on my fone's notepad. Anything I felt I could be asked, I typed it on my fone. Even my current salary and what I would want them to pay me.
When the interview started, the questions they asked me Were based on the info I had typed on my fone (imagine my relief). My fone was on the table so I just kept looking at d expo stylishly. I was so confident that they overlooked my sneezing and coughing and it ended up being one of the best interviews ever for me

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Nairaland / General / Re: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by Isk(f): 8:00pm On Jun 27, 2014
I have a conspiracy theory as regards the offline situation. Just before the " hack " there was a serious allegation of work permit scam against one nlder by another ndler and many people were of the opinion that one of the moderators had a hand in the scam. Is it possible that someone, in order to save face and protect himself / herself, tot it would be a good idea to wipe out all the site's data so that if a police investigation was carried out, there would be no strong evidence to trace back to nl? Cos the lady was relentless and nlders were anxious to get the truth and help the lady. Some even wanted to help her pursue the case in court.
I may be wrong and I may be right but that's what I thought when I saw that the site was experiencing "problems"

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Autos / Re: Very Neat Tok Nissan Primera 04 For Sale At 1M by Isk(f): 6:45pm On Dec 17, 2013
chelseabmw: For those of you saying the car is too expensive,why dont y'all present your offer? undecided undecided ''700k.800,900k"
someone offered 750 and it was rejected. 1m is too much. Even 750 is also alot 4 a manual, 2004 vehicle.
Technology Market / Re: Sold by Isk(f): 7:44am On Dec 16, 2013
Lanretoye:


Are you a contract marketer?
lol. I just happen to be at the right place.
Technology Market / Re: Sold by Isk(f): 6:05am On Dec 16, 2013
Noble.G:


You religious fools who're blindly brainwashed by fake pastors don't cease to amaze me. So you want him to "sow seed" (phone) into a fake pastor's pocket ?
Check yourself before you wreck yourself. He didn't say sow it to a chc or a pastor's life. The concept of seed sowing is nt limited to house of worship. Carefully read and understand what he wrote before u label him a fool.

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Technology Market / Re: Sold by Isk(f): 4:32am On Dec 16, 2013
igbsam: 38k.....cash avaiblable.
A colleague is looking to sell his(a clean 1. Less than 4 months old) 4 35k. If you want, let me knw
Technology Market / Re: Sold by Isk(f): 4:25am On Dec 16, 2013
igbsam: 38k.....cash avaiblable.
38? Really?
Business / Re: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by Isk(f): 3:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
hollandis:
Abi o, if she is not satisfied with shopright ,why can't she go to walmart or target or even report to store management.Rather than pouring anger and bitterness here.
Read the post well and cover your ignorance. The OP published that so we dont fall victim and get into trouble. Imagine if twas u that happend to and at d checkout point, the security decides to tally all ur items in ur bag with what's in ur receipt and one item in ur cart isnt in ur receipt? Do u knw that implies u stole that item? And imagine if the cashier then denies receiving cash frm u for that item. Be wise pls.

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Business / Re: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by Isk(f): 3:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
arcbabe: Don't feel embarrass when she doesn't attend to you but choose to attend to others before you even if you're there before them next time. If you like report her,you will just be wasting your time tongue
Why would you tip someome so they give u service you're paying for? Funny
Business / Re: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by Isk(f): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2013
googlepikin: we understand how dumb girls are , just take your time u will finish it my dear.
harsh and unnecessary
Health / Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Without Being Disvirgined? by Isk(f): 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2013
verabokesh: It is possible cos it has hapend to me in d past
say what? :/
Travel / Re: Excluding Lagos And Abuja; List The 3 Top Next Cities In Nigeria. by Isk(f): 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2013
Enugu, Jos and Calabar. Awesome Cities. Especially Enugu.
Science/Technology / Re: Leopard Saves Baby Baboon After Killing its Mother by Isk(f): 1:37pm On Dec 13, 2013
gothrones:

Yes, we can learn a lot from animals: when we kill a mother, we should spare the child.
lol

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Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Isk(f): 1:05pm On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2:


erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying?
heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? grin Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century? grin grin grin

Fuckeduppedness

Arrant rubbish


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PetroDolla2:


erm erm erm what is this retardedd cvnt saying?
heart attack because of some MUMUs from MUMUDOM? grin Isn’t that the biggest joke of the century? grin grin grin

Fuckeduppedness

Arrant rubbish


shhhh.... Be calm baby, take a deep breath, and drink some sperm juice(i'm sure u knw where to get some). I hear it helps calm the nerves of ramblers. You stopped making sense many posts ago and i really should hv nt bothered with u. O well..... :-) hehehe

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Romance / Re: What Do You Ladies Really Want From Men? by Isk(f): 11:17am On Dec 13, 2013
nekaa: we would tell you if we knew. Your job is to convince us that what you have to offer is what we need.
I'v always believed this too.
Jokes Etc / Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Isk(f): 5:29am On Dec 13, 2013
PetroDolla2: son of a pig-fvcked bastardd! why don't you stinking mumugerian go jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower?

I hate smelling, stinking bastardz. they are lower than cow sh1t

such a fvcking magg0t
Phew..... Aren't you exhausted?? You keep posting same lines over and over. Calm down before you get a heart attack. The dude you're trying to get a rise out of isn't even moved. Just stop

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Romance / Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by Isk(f): 12:16pm On Dec 01, 2013
HisRib:

Attraction is not just a physical thing. If you say you're attracted to the fact that he's learned and is down to earth that means there's attraction. So, I am not quite understanding what is the problem.

I guess what you're trying to say is that there's no spark. There's no excitement. Am I correct?

I suggest that you give yourself time to get to know him. Sometimes one date is not enough. Spend some time with him and see what happens. That's all I can tell you.

The spark doesn't come right away from everyone. For some people it really takes time before they start building that spark/excitement. If in a couple months you still don't feel the spark, this man is not for you.



thanks for d advise.
Romance / Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by Isk(f): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2013
HisRib:

Hi Dear,

You mentioned you are not attracted to this man. Do you find him physically attractive, even just a little bit? Is there anything about him that you may find attractive?

If the answer is no, I am intrigued as to why you accepted his offer to a date.

My assumption is, you are accepted his offer because he has a decent job and is probably stable financially. That's what made you gravitate towards him. Am I correct?

i honestly wasn't turned on by d fact that he runs a biz cos i dnt really consider that steady income. I agreed to the date(casual date) just to see if something'l spark my attraction-sense. Also, some frnds say i'm too picky so i wanted to see......*shrug* if i really am unnecessarily being picky.
To ans ur oda Q, whn i'm approached by some1, i judge on a scale of 1-10, if i won't mind kissing d person(vain right?). On dt scale, i'm a 4 with him, i.e dnt really find much abt him attractive. He's nt bad looking tho and I am attracted to the fact that he's learned and is down to earth. Sorry if i'm nt making much sense, but this is how best i cn explain myself. Pls help
Romance / Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by Isk(f): 8:29am On Dec 01, 2013
Hi,
here's my story:
1st, the longest i've ever been in a relationship is 7months(dunno if i'm d problem or no)
2nd, i recently met this guy on my way from work. He's an architect and runs his own company. He's pretty boisterous and was a little 2 mch 4 me to take at first. D second time we met, i felt a lil more at ease with him and his hyper state. We haven't had a real date yet and ds 2nd time we met, he askd if i'd be his gf. I told him let's see what happens after our first date and he said ok. My concern is: i dnt feel any attraction to him at all so my 1st tot would be to say no, but, i gues d attraction cn come with time ryt? Also, since i've never hd a long lasting relationship, i'm wary of entering 1 i feel may nt last at least a yr.
What do u advise pls?

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Romance / Re: Describe Ur Ex Using Movie Titles by Isk(f): 5:03pm On Mar 13, 2012
liar liar.........That guy couldn't say the truth to save his own life angry
Religion / Re: Secret £14million Bible In Which 'jesus Predicts Coming Of Prophet Muhammad by Isk(f): 2:37am On Feb 28, 2012
First of all,pls permit me to lol. Those who spent £1.5m to mk a photocopy of it shld ask for their money back cos they've bn PUNKED!!! Lmao. Gospel ni,epistle kó
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pawa 774: Are They Real? by Isk(f): 5:40am On Feb 21, 2012
Pawa is a legit company and etranzact is their servicing company. So, i'm sure the msg is legit bt asking pple to pay so mch 2 write a test(which only a few wil pass)is just wrong. Anyhw,if u stil doubt the authenticity of d msg,u cn always contact them.

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