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Blunt,

Punctual

mean,

Eat it up, spend it well, live it down, the 3 secrets to a rewarding life.


I don't only wear expensive rocks, I myself ROCK!!!

Thank God for idiots, they make the rest of us look smart,


last time I checked NL or any of its nitwits didn't contribute in anyway to my survival.so who the f.uck cares about them??

If you can't beat them join them!!!!

One of my banks, teller was so damn rude

I don't eat turkey,

I hate zuccini,

I love mushrooms,

I hate garlic

I love onions and tomatoes

I love huge pocket books,

ROFLMSAO, Islander done turn Super star, I am looking for a PA. Attractive offers included in package

He's a cutie, light skinned straight nose, just the way I like them, so definitely DATE, and marry if I may,


Brad Pitt?

@Somze , missing u like crazy , ( will touch base later very busy today)

L, u can be so mean at times, it's frightening. Dropping by later, make sure u cook, XOXO Rox!!

No One, YET thus far, !!

I thought he was MIA, until I came across him in another guise, Simply Me, Ferlie you have far too many "bodies" for moi

I hate anything that begins with the letter "N",

I don't eat in public places, find it very uncivilised,

I do not use my cell phones on the bus or on the train, to me it's too ghetto,

I text and YIM more as oppose to talking on phones,

I am NOT photogenic, have a love-hate relationship with cameras,

I can spend hours at a time soaking up the sun,

Love, adore and can never get enough of Pina Coladas( Virgin)

Thinking why am I so in love with Sexyabby's siggy , WORD!!!!

Thinking why am I up so late knowing I have to work in the morning

Thinking about cutting my hair off, need a new look,

Thinking about becoming more social, NOT!!!

Thinking about my dad, missing him like crazy,

Missing my former self, it went shoe shopping today

@Gamine, yes oo stale bread tastes much better, well to moi

@topic
I do my own hair ( 90% of the time)

I have two identical moles on my stomach, I am marked for great things, so said my Momma,

I see things before they happen, I am dead serious,

I sleep with my Sidekick,

I get angry very easily, but can't stay angry for too long,

I love to jump rope, a childhood favourite,

Seafood, seafood, I love seafood,

I missed going fishing, Island life is simply da best!!!

Fall is my favourite season, I love dressing up around that time,

In the Winter I dress like a bum,

I hardly drink water,

I just love bread, the staler, the better,

I was just thinking that when the old hag made her comment months ago about my supposedly profession that her mongose took it and ran, ROFLMAO,

Not even to carry my clients charts are you qualified for,

mishooo:
i don die oooo!! Maybe to see you for free. Just to have a looooong GAZE at your face !!!



Carry on girl, am enjoying too

Ok Ok, if you say oo then

Make sure Eko behaves until I get back. Or no face sighting for you now,

mishooo:
Client
Let me be among them now !!      

Ok, so where does your problem lies dear?

Is it with your[b] Amphiarthrodial, Synarthrodial or Diathrodial?[/b]

Then again, maybe I may need to conduct a Sinusaidad test to ascertain your level of defection?

As long as you can foot my bill, I will welcome  you ooo

Nella:
was going to ask d same thing to the

Hellooooo. Subject to correction my comment to Eko Lomo was made in good faith. She happens to be my true friend, and I love her like a sister. Only looking out for her ooo,

@topic,
Eko, finishing up my last client for the day dear, would holla at you in a bit,

I have a thing for light skinned, straight nose "brothers",

My eldest sister is the ONLY one of my siblings who cannot swim,

I love cold drinks as opposed to hot,

Eko Lomo:
Am relaxing releasing stress oh , offcourse my assignments are all done no lectures today na

Oh! you got away or else you where you would have been sleeping come September

Sexy lips, what are u doing here? Hoped all your assignments are done

I ginne oooo,

I love myself to death, just can't get enough of moi,

I have Irish blood, don't do the alcohol though

My favourite artiste of all times is none other than the great Robert "Bob" Marley, yea mon!!

I love nice things,

I hate followers, admire leaders,

I don't associate with Friends of my Enemies, for the Friend of my Enemy is MY Enemy too,

I drive a big truck, would need it to do damage one day,

I Love my cats more than some people,

I was born to rule and that I WILL!!!

mukina2:
@ Islander

Arsenal doesnt have a surname

It sure does now

@topic
I am in love with me, myself and I

You are strifling my creativity,

Gamine:
lol


i hav cyber friends
well not really cyber anymo

because ive met most of them

Here's where you separate the goats from the sheep,

I hate cyber friends, NEVER was and would NEVER be my pick,

I don't roll in mud, afterall I am NOT a pig,

I don't go looking for trouble, it somehow always finds me

I didn't leave my mouth inside my mother, so anyone who steps out of line shall be disciplined,

I am jobless as a vagrant,

I hate people suffering from Identity crisis, ROFLMSAO

I hate hideous beings transfering their impediments to others, que las ti ma,

I hate under-achievers who try to weigh in on others accomplishments

I hate mothers who abandoned their "little boys" at an early age, only to have them growing up amounting to nothing,

Gamine:
u only think in the night?

With my crazy schedule, hell yea, thinking is reserved for the nights jare,

@topic,

I did cuddle with my blankie in bed last night