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I can go to the bathroom on my own, Thank you God!!

, Time flies when you are having fun,

See you want to hook up with my 'sex therapist?", LOL,

Are you sure you can handle "hooking up with her?"

erhmmmmmmmmmm, let me get back to you on that one,

No baboon Begeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
When I said God didnt create us all the same, I was apologising for your obvious handicap,

Now if I were you I would take Cassiel's advice and go to bed.

It is very difficult sharing a twin size bed with 3 other siblings I heard.  So you better run along so as to secure the  most comfortable spot,

Muy el feo el nino

bgees:
@islander,
didnt u recieve the olive branch and white dove i sent u?
Now i'm facing a dyke and a gay man.
I'm hereby sending an SOS to all other liverpool fans.
Thats why we need more liverpool fans on nairaland.
I surrender now.

Guess what biatch, I would rather be called a dyke than be called an asswipe. Then again, what would a goat with a 2inch pencil strapped between two boney legs know, LOL. Go do what you do best.hump your neighbour's sheep, you Arrow,

Guess what?  This dyke will kick your ass to the curb if you step up to the plate.

Now get going Babatunde, before NEPA turns off the lights, And steer clear of US!!

PS>I don't do the olive branch thingy, In my world, It's  "NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER"

bgees:
@islander and cassiel,
i hope it dosent go beyond this.i didnt mean get at u guys.i didnt know he was bittchh.
I'm so sorry.

@chacal,
i'm witnessing a spectacle,u are a phenomenon.i 'd like to meet your parents in the lab and the counselling room.looking to find out how they produced an asss muncher like u.
What?
Its my fault.u are obsessd with your own sexuality.
Its not my fault u are gay and dickless.don't blame me.
Studies have shown that internet hooligans like u have problems with upbringing,maturity and their sexuality.
You have provd those studies right.clap for yourself.or u can't clap?u are busy jerking -off?
FAGrillo.

You have just acquired the title of Nairaland's Comedian of the year", Jackal gay? You need to stop smoking garri and let me supply you with some real ganja.

I suggest you go back to that hut you call home and stop making a mockery of yourself john,

If you came here to start battles you know you arent capable of finishing, please quit,

And dont be hating on Jackal, You see God couldn't create us all the same, LOL,

Begeeeeeeessssssssss, Go watch some Nollywood movies and chillax,

bgees:
@chacal or jackal,
u are really good with insults.u are perfect in spilling insults.and thats why i said u were born and bred with it.insults are thrown everyday around u.
And u mean your dad smokes your mum's pubic hair?where did that come from.and i guess thats why u are a RABID slowpoke.

You hegoat, Atleast his mom's pubic hair isnt infested like yours,

You come here spewing shit and expect people to bend over and pay heed?

Make your point and move on. And how dare "Little Albert" questions someone else's upbringings? When yours were determine by bell attatched to a string

Threads of this nature always tear me up. Where do I start? Daddy!! you were simply the best, with all your imperfections I love you unconditionally. I can still vividly recall the many times when Mama insisted on whipping my behind for trivial things, how you would jump in and volunteer to do the punishing. I always crack up how we used to disappear to the bedroom or anywhere Mama wouldn't see us. And I roll over hysterically how you would beat the hell out of the bed, chair or anything around and have me screaming for my dear life, .

Daddy I miss you so much. Sorry I refused to view your body, but I couldn't look at you motionless. I rather remembering you vibrant and alive doing the things you loved to do. May God bless your departed soul, And one more thing daddy, I still despise tea, I know you tried

@topic
If my boyfriend insults me in public, I would be a "lady" and insult him back, then say "we are even, let's move on and take it to the next level"

@Almond, I just knew you would be here doing your thing

4Him:
No problemo . . . get well soon anyway.

Thank you. I am trusting my recovery to these Azithromycin,

@Pathakee .buzz me later, eyes are becoming heavy again

4Him:
someone remind me what happened on the other thread last week.
Talk of hypocrisy.

No David, maybe if you forgot about your personal beef with me and be fair for once then you wont even quote me on this. You like the "million" of ohers saw I was provoked. Then again, why am I not surprized you would want to think this way??

@Patakee,
Left you an offline yesterday, all the best with that assignment bro, I am still struggling to breathe. Pray I feel well soon. I hate being stuck in bed helpless,

tkb417:
@Da Diva
nah, any offensive incursions into my domain will not be tolerated especially by vermins
No way. . .
by the way, don't stress yaself too much
pele so ti gbo

okay o, I am not stressing sha, My doc has me on Azithromycin, let's pray they work effectively. See ya around, I am outta here .

@almond , How things girl? flu has me down. I can't even sit up

@pathakee, how have you been?

@tbk, chill your nerves,  . Trust me, it's not worth it,

@All, I hate when people have personal beefs with others and take the slightest opportunity to jump into "war" mode when that person is involve in some drama that doesn't at all concern them.  I call that cowardice to its highest degree.  Anyway, I guess it's their nature.

ROFLMSAO

@Topic


It may not have been true love at all, but rather infatuation.

pahtahkee:
Yeah right. Was away for just a week into that place called the UK. Internet access for hotel was damn too expensive so I had to keep away till I got back home.

Saw you had your hands full last week. You and trouble sha. [b] How is the pregnancy going[/b]?

erhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  It is going just great o ,  Make sure you have your tux on hand to be "god-father" LOL,  ( will buzz you in a bit

Yes o, Trouble just loves moi

Yea my spies told me they saw you on the "underground" with baggage galore, 

Almond, Almond, Almond , My therapist, Doing what you do best, . The Desperadoes in the house better pay heed o,

How u dey? . Pray your weekend was great and you didnt drive the other half nuts ,

Just getting back on my feet, This weather and its many consequences ,


@Pathakee,
wey you doing here? , Thought you went to Mars

Of course, I do!!


@topic
Are you addicted to sweets?

no way,

@topic
Do you have a pet peeve?

tRoOE:
LOL I woke up this morning with a big smile on my face, i swear am getting too pampered lately oh . Anyway am just thanking God I have people that care about me around, van't imgaine what i would have done without them.

I came online only to get irritated by what I saw, gosh just wished people will grow up some day before it’s to late

And why are you even working up a sweat?  Haven't I told you that variety is the spice of life?  There much an equal share of morons to balance out the sensible ones,

brownsilk:
feel very lonely now, no one to talk to and no one understands, wish my mentor and friend were still alive,

the land is green, i know

Amen!!

We all feel that way at times, it doesn't mean we must throw in the towels.  Remember, nothing good comes easily.

@topic
Was wondering why a certain kinda people will go to "whos on" and then follow me to every thread I post? ROFLMSAO, I am so addictive, gosh!!

Ok, Islander or Neelsel for you. Leave my name for my FRIENDS. And you and your crew can stop posting here. Atleast I dont owe the IRS and neither is the FBI or CIA looking for me. Told you, if I ever get myself in trouble is for "cursing" out the Pope,


Stop worrying about my activites. secular or not. Keep out of my business Joh, YOu lost that privilege a long time ago,