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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 1:30pm On Mar 04, 2008
almondjoy:

Why do you dislike him so much?  I-man is a pretty decent guy.  Just bury the hatchet ok sweetie? smiley



HATE? NO way, My Mama taught me much better.  This goat wasn't even under my radar until he decided to come seeking my attention.  You whenever my cousin throw him out of her house and sends him back to Compton, he comes here to vent his frustration.  UNfortunately for him, he misses with the wrong person.  He should really go to SVG and ask about me, I will fry him alive and spit his ass to the dogs, Back there NO ONE messes with us and gets off easily, and you can take that to the bank.

There are tons of people on Nairaland who I despise. However, I keep my corner and allow them to do likewise. But him and his boyfriend somewhat believe they can gang up on people without any valuable reasons. Well they won't try such with me, because I will live on their ugly asses, like fleas on dogs,

Keep telling the bats, they have nothing on me, My life is an open-book.  need to know, just as me, I don't have any skeletons in my closet,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 1:12pm On Mar 04, 2008
AJ, OMG, I am up. Had a beautiful night, It was just great.

I see RuPaul is back.LOL, Please don't mind the Village bat.   He has nothing to say so now he's here planning stories.  Whose sibling tried to kill them? You stinking lying goat, when and where did I ever say such?   NOw that is preposterous
.  I don't suffer fools easily, and that includes those related to blood.

The entire world and country know that I am estranged from my eldest sister. I have said it here like a million times. So goat don't come here posting as if I told you in confidence. Remember you were the one yapping on my YIM, I was just the receptacle. Why is it I have so much dirt on you bats?  LOL, I have street sense, not only books.

And please don't ust that "entertaining" thingy here.  Because I AM NOT at all entertaining.  JUst exposing you for the cheap, low-life you trully are and EVERYONE on Nairaland now knows the truth.  They are only smiling with you here not to hurt your feelings, You jobloess, so-called grad law student, my ass,

erhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  LOL, That bat will NEVER learn.  Add who?  Sweety I bought myself a new lappy which came Vista compatible.  I downloaded the newest version of YIM and apparantly it resent invites to everyone who was once on my old buddy list.  So don't mind that "sick" heart, AIDS infested asshole.

I am still waiting for him to come here and post something truthful about the DIVA, If I were him I would not only go to sleep, I would disappear from Nairaland permanently. NOw that my  secret is out, Gayass closet gay,
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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Islander(f): 3:35am On Mar 04, 2008
ROFLMSAO, and to think I was just about hitting the sack, NO way, entertainment tonight is on, Let me go get my coffee and popcorn people, BRB
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 2:45am On Mar 04, 2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOL, So because I was nOT a single mother at 29 with, 4 babies and 3 baby daddys?, Boy if I were you I would go bury my head in shit, Hog shit that is, I keep bashing your uglyass and you keep coming back for more,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 2:37am On Mar 04, 2008
Look this waste of Labour pain, BTW how would you know about conception? NEVER knew sperms fertilize in anus,

I know I have you sweating over my "twins" LOL, Goat I have been telling you for months, I NEVER liked your ass. Remember all those days and nights when you used to bother my ass on YIM? Gossiping about your Nlders? OH, When Sisimose was busy spreading rumuors about Michellin and everyone was on her side, YOu stinky, run mouth bat was on MY YIM swearing Michellin has AIDS indeed.


OH, Dont' you dare worry, I have already tarnished your image on NL, The said people who laugh with you here, comes to my YIM thanking me for exposing your dirty laundry,

ANd keep the links nearby, you would be needing them soon, Nigeria is no-tolerant country where Homosexuality is concerned, As soon as I get the message to your fellow villagers, you would be better off dead,



BELOW is one of theMANY posts this bat made on my HI5,
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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 1:43am On Mar 04, 2008
Awwwwww. Is this ALL you've got? I expected a more deadly blow, Then again your modal registry is very high pitched, like a woman's.

Myke? LOL, I guess To lo to lo should have been telling you how she was busy f.ucking her uncle, instead of trying to make her suicidal monk looks good. LOL,

Wait, I "sold" my truck to "bring" him to the US too. LOLOLOLOLOL, Bunch of gullible nitwits. I guess if the PM of Nigeria campaingned and promised you goats snow, his votes would tripple.

No I am not as cheap of the bat who continues to f.uck you, so the likes of Myke and you and others CAN NEVER enter my parents gate, I will be disowned.

NOW when you find something about me that is worth screamning about, post, If not, stop making a fool of yourself.

I have you where I wanted, and you cannot deny the fact that you are a GAY motherfucker. It came straight from the horse's mouth, ga lang gay,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 1:29am On Mar 04, 2008
OMG, see this village rat who, thank GOd for UK? Never knew what a deodorant looked or smelled like,

Arrow, !!!!!!, Gays smell, at the butts, They run, and are stinky,

The wretch, is YOUR NAPYPY headed Momma, She bleeped her way from her Village to Lagos. Thank God that goat of a man had pity on her dejected tun tun, Now I understand why you are so damn ugly, ( am downloading Norton, BRB Ru Paul)

One word, go tell your NL follower how my cous caught you wanking to his Hi5 profile, Nasty batty buoys,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 1:14am On Mar 04, 2008
almondjoy:

I thought only women's undies got attacked on Nairaland? tongue

Amazing! grin

When a thread has gone so long, all we can do is attack one another.

he he he he he he

Islander! Islander! Islander!

How many times did I call you? grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin You need to live this thread alone before things get way out of hand. cheesy

A storm is seriously brewing and all I see are dark clouds. cheesy


I am here o, sorry baby just got in, You know I am have to work for my dough, I am not at home claiming to be working on my Masters like some of them

Yes ,let the storm brew.I am more than ready. You know how gays are overly protective of their spouses. so it is no surprize. Let the motherf.ucker come and get entangled in shit that doesnt concern his monkey gorrilla ass, They know Neelsel doesnt at all back down,
Like they are suffering from lost of memory, hAD THE BATS DROOLING ALL OVER ME AND MY PROFILES( WILL POST SOME EVIDENCE IN A BIT, let me get some food in my sexy stomach, grin

@Richyblack, wink cheesy, Nice time, I am cool. Had a productive day. It was worth of the stress, me and my bundle of joy,

BTW, Castro's hospitals offer FREE medicals. Instead of bashing him, they should sort help their for their bad heart,
Nairaland / General / Re: Anyone As Bored As I Am? by Islander(f): 9:59pm On Mar 02, 2008
@topic.
YES>>YES>>>YES, I am so bored. I believe it is as a result of me not working yesterday. and skipping church today, The days just seem longer,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:53pm On Mar 02, 2008
pahtahkee:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Was the trip funded by Raul Castro? cheesy I think I need connections too. tongue

LOL, Well, I can hook you up tongue

You must renounce the US's foreign policies and join hands with my fellow Castro-lites grin grin grin

As to Kit, hmmmmmmmm, heard he is loaded, He can pay his own way now grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2008
pahtahkee:

Where have you been Mc Murphy? I have been working on Akolawoles' case on the travel thread. You just run comot like that. tongue

He went to London to see the Queen cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2008
4 Play:

Just being a bit sadistic to the emotionally disturbed.Let me chill,wouldn't want to be party to any unsavory outcome for someone who is suicidal tongue


After you, one of the biggest contributors to the spread of the AIDS virus ( you are on the DL), aren't suicidal, then should I be?  

BTW,,,ALWAYS has just released the first in MALE sanitary pads, They are used to pluck the butt, Make sure you get yours, Heard after a while gays butts run and smell like gutters.

Oh, The Pic next to "your" nightstand in full graduation gear, was all legit, I am still awaiting your graduation from Grad school, never knew it took 6 yrs,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:29pm On Mar 02, 2008
ROFLMSAO, Fuckards have appeared, I am more than able, I just appreciate the fact that ugliness have also clouded some of our visions,

Hymen aka Tasha you came seeking my attention, now that you have gotten it, dont go running for your partners, LOL, I am so homophorbic,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2008
4 Play:

At least this emotionally disturbed woman has dropped her claims about being a Cuban citizen. grin

101% Vincy to da bone and you are[b] languishing in Cuba and the US babysitting and claiming degrees,citizenships and status you don't have. grin [/b] I wonder wetin do you this thing. . . . . .mental illness strikes in funny ways. grin

OMG, You are back again with this? LOL, I thought I sent you wiping your sorry face the last time,

Asswax, I go to people's houses( that's what Language therapists do, unless you have your own private practice) and work with children who are speech delayed.  The last time I checked, a babysitter works as a child care provider.  No bat, for the upteenth time, the Diva is NOT a sitter.  So you unemployed claimed to be Master's student of Cooperate law, find another combat,

Languish? LOL, and I had to take care of your responsibilities on more than one occasions, ? Now bat, who's languishing?  YOu goat, unlike you and your crew( yes call him out, am all ready)  I pass through airports without being scrutinized, We have no "black clouds" hanging over us,

My "mental illness" will haunt you and your likes until you die, You see, once more, I have enough dirt on you and your likes, what do you have on me?
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:13pm On Mar 02, 2008
4 Play:

Well,this mental illness has reached claiming citizenships of various countries. grin Coming over to hack sugar cane?Talk about irony grin


I'd rather be diagnosed with having mental illness ANYDAY than to be GAY and hiding it, No way Jose, that's just wrong.

And you act as if you and I communicate ( well put aside those loney days and nights when you used to run to my YIM after your useless ass was dumped for The Great Prophet, When and where did I ever claimed citizenship?  YOu think I am like you. You have no past and NO future.  FYI I refuse to sell my birth-right. Thus I would forever remain 101% Vincy 2 da bone,

LOL, On that note instead of criticizing Castro, why not BEG him to fix your bad heart? The one that lands you in and out of the hospital. Maybe your British doctors aren't competent.
And do me a favour Ru Paul, quit those f.ucking smileys.  You and I know you are a sissy, no need to try and play it off,  It gives me goose bumps,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 9:04pm On Mar 02, 2008
4 Play:

Are you now a Cuban citizen? grin Castro pays school fees for some impecunious people to come and study and they start denying their status as immigrants.

Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International are now US cousins. . . ."Cuban education" sef.



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Is my school fee, paid by the Great Fidel still causing you upset stomach? Dang, Tasha, get over it,

And again, my parents didn't travel to the UK to hack sugar cane, They stayed home and worked honest jobs, thank God,

Yea, I am a Naturalised citizen of Cuba,( or did the Missy forgot to feed that to you as well LOL, ? just like you are one of the UK bat,
Romance / Re: Why Do Good Girls Fall In Love With The Bad Guys? by Islander(f): 8:57pm On Mar 02, 2008
almondjoy:

Yeah! Darling! You feel me? grin

I feel, dig, cherish, adore, favour, respect, believe, in ya baby kiss kiss( and the list goes on) Ripley's believe it or nOT, cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Good Girls Fall In Love With The Bad Guys? by Islander(f): 8:51pm On Mar 02, 2008
lol, almondddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd,
Forum Games / Re: Yes Or No by Islander(f): 8:50pm On Mar 02, 2008
Yes I do, ( how u dey? Long time Arnold grin)


@topic
You listen to Jazz?
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 8:22pm On Mar 02, 2008
bawomolo:

you might want to learn the[b] proper definition of refugees. [/b] i never knew human rights watch and amnesty international were in the pockets of the US.
Mr. Know-it-all, why dont you tell me, Since you and your crew seemed to the Founding fathers of the WEst, who also wrote the Constitution, why don't you tell US all.

I am at liberty to say what the f.uck I please. Just like you and your crew are allowed to bleat all over the forum like goats, Now please, I am not in the mood today, so don't rile me up,
Family / Re: Prenuptial Agreement by Islander(f): 8:16pm On Mar 02, 2008
I would most definitely be signing one, Life is too strange. You just never know. Husbands murder wives to collect life insurance. So even if he cries at the altar, vowing til death do us part, you just never know,

Pre-nup ALL the way,
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2008
almondjoy:

8 pages gone and still the same ol, same ol things.

Gosh, Nairaland is boring this weekend.

LOL, Baby Joy, yes o, Even "UK by plane refugee" calling others Immigrant. Lord I wonder how the Native Americans felt when the Pilgrims arrived on the Mayflower? He keeps posting all those useless links, which were either written by the US or its cousins, and expect that would somehow sway us, Que las ti ma, muy el feo .

@Richyblack, how u dey? wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 12:23am On Mar 02, 2008
And the saga and lies continue to roam, In the earlier times of Castro, religion was somewhat monitered. Today, Cuba boasts of over 16 different religions,with Roman Catholic being the most prominent one. I worshiped at a Pentecostal Church while living there, and never saw any one encountering any problems. The pope was even invited there before he died.

It is one thing to argue and state facts ( not the USA stories), but it gives a whole new meaning when we throw in propaganda mixed with our personal feelings, Just wrong,
Food / Re: Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing Or Thousand Islands Dressing by Islander(f): 3:24pm On Mar 01, 2008
almondjoy:




Booo is fine. kiss Just very hungry this morning and I got to do something about that right now. Of course you would love anything with "Island" in it wouldn't you? wink

Got that right, I am NO Texas- Cowgirl ( LOL, Ranch------cowboys---------Texas) cheesy cheesy.  Go eat my dear, I am about to feed my "three whole self" as well, Have some ass to kick at WAMU in a bit, so I am making sure I get enough food down.  I am gonna need the strenght,
Romance / Re: I Will Never Love Again! by Islander(f): 3:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
@topic
I feel your pain, Love really sucks. Don't allow that to deter you though. Always remember, Two can play that game. And anything a man can do, a woman can do it better, kiss
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by Islander(f): 3:14pm On Mar 01, 2008
Feel like having some "doubles" a hot " shrimp roti" and a plate of "Bouljeux"
Food / Re: Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing Or Thousand Islands Dressing by Islander(f): 3:12pm On Mar 01, 2008
almondjoy:

Ranch all the way. cool Thousand Island taste like sugar cane! Yuck!!!!


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. see this one na tongue,What's up baby? kiss kiss


@topic


Thousand Islands all the way, and you guys should know why,
Politics / Re: Nigeria Image: CNN World’s Untold Story. by Islander(f): 3:09pm On Mar 01, 2008
I just watched the clip and have a few questions that are still lingering. First of all, why in the name of God are mothers this eager to "gave away" their children? I was in shock as I looked at this woman, basically giving her child away to a complete stranger.

Secondly, as much as Anna complained about not wanting to live the life she has been forced into, yet on the other hand she didn't want to return to Nigeria. Well if I were in her position, I would have rather hack pure water than sell my tun tun.

Next, I am sure by now people would have been informed back in Nigeria about the reality of things. So why are these ladies still allowing themselves to be tricked into travelling abroad. Are they this naive, or stupid?

PS, Where are Na wa, Hollandis and crew?LOL
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Islander(f): 3:09am On Mar 01, 2008
"Best of Me" Chrisette Michell, erhmmmmmmmmmmm where is Edlee, Mr, Anti-Chrisette tongue tongue grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 2:44am On Feb 29, 2008
Ibime:

If Capitalism comes to Cuba now, they will do very well because they are all educated thanks to Castro. In terms of human resources, even the lowest class Cuban is better educated that 30% of Americans. Even the poor black boys who would have otherwise been marginalised under Batista are now highly educated.

I believe democracy comes in different forms. Sometimes you have to get the whole country educated and organised before you bring Capitalism to them because as we all know Capitalism tends to leave people behind, mostly the poor and uneducated.


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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Hope Castro Dies Soon: John McCain by Islander(f): 4:49am On Feb 28, 2008
Almond honey, u dey bout joh grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy,

Can't stay up to "play" tonight, have big presentation tomorrow, I am here working on my articulators, making sure my Bilabials, Lingua-alvelors, Labia dentals et al don't get mixed up cheesy grin, [size=6 pt] and the rugrats aren't helping my dear, the el nino finally opened his legs today, so we can see his ding a ling ling grin[/size],
Take it easy on the boys tonight o, abeg,
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Keep Your Ex-lover As Friend? by Islander(f): 2:38am On Feb 28, 2008
tRoOE:


Hell no why is he/she an ex for undecided, when I call someone my ex I expect him never to contact me in this lifetime or any one, and I will surely do the same

Ex = garbage, and they bring too much drama into your life (acting all jealous in shit) especially when he/she realize you've moved on with your life with someone else


tongue tongue :PI have heard o.Miss Teacher, BTW.see the liars? LOL, ex ma ass wish their tongues will blaze of fire, knowing they never screwed a fly back in the days, LOL,

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