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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Giving Your Fellow Nairalanders A Chance by Islander(f): 1:37am On Apr 03, 2008 |
sammy, I see you are playing "Mr. Match Maker" , best of luck, ( got your offlines, will chat with you tomorrow. |
Forum Games / Re: Yes Or No by Islander(f): 1:35am On Apr 03, 2008 |
Yes, @topic Do you have a tattoo? |
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 1:34am On Apr 03, 2008 |
none, ( how are you honey?) @topic Mangoes or bananas? |
Romance / Re: Male Or Female Friends, Who Do U Have More? by Islander(f): 9:13pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
When the f.uck did someone's opinions become the gospel? Again, Girls = Drama, Those who have a problem with that can go jump off the lagoon, |
Romance / Re: Open Marriage? by Islander(f): 2:35pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
Dr Ferlie: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. The one and only Dr. is in the house . erhmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I am very well, thank you. Have been very busy these days, work, school, family, you know, I just logged on to check up on my peeps, I am about to rush to work, Today is not one of my busy days, but I wish to finish up by 5pm. Take care and holla at your girl sometimes |
Romance / Re: Male Or Female Friends, Who Do U Have More? by Islander(f): 2:25pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
cool topic, Well I have ONE and ONLY female (have a few associates though) who I can honestly say defines a friend. The others are ALL MALES, I guess this resulted from growing up in a house populated by men siblings, As someone earlier mentioned, girls are synonymous with drama, |
Romance / Re: Open Marriage? by Islander(f): 2:10pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
@topic Open Marriage? NO way, Open relationship? hmmmmmmmm. why not? |
Romance / Re: What Do I Tell Him? by Islander(f): 12:39pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
opokonwa: Thank You, Thank You.Thank You, He has his plans. He is just using that as an excuse. Who knows, he probably met someone in Uni and wants out but is so ashamed to say so, thus resorting to the old "I found Jesus" theory, MEN!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. |
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by Islander(f): 11:51am On Apr 02, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cuthbert.even though he gets on my last nerve ( u never know what uve got until its gone, hehehe, I am sure he's singing that tune |
Fashion / Re: Bra Or Undie: Which Comes First? by Islander(f): 11:47am On Apr 02, 2008 |
Who went digging for this thread up? LOL. Neelsel still holds that bra should come before undie |
Fashion / Re: What Perms Do You Use? by Islander(f): 11:43am On Apr 02, 2008 |
Whenever I do, I use Organic Root Stimulator, It is fruit based and not reeked with chemicals, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Omo Eko by Islander(f): 11:36am On Apr 02, 2008 |
Mc Omo: You stalker, leave her alone |
Forum Games / Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by Islander(f): 1:09pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
@topic, Work, School, and jubilation on hooking up with a long-last friend, thanks to Hi5, My family during this time of bereavement, we got through it before, and this time is no different, My newly-born niece. Cannot wait to spoil you come Summer. My Landlord, that God will take her through this trialous period of her life. and finally, my friend Dominique, even though the road seems bumpy now dear, it will get smoother in due time. |
Music/Radio / Re: ~Raggae ~Dancehall ~Lovers Rock by Islander(f): 1:30am On Mar 24, 2008 |
TroOe, nice nice, I am so filled with the Holy spirit tonight Mohawk honey, I dey me gal, just chilling , Had some bad kids over from church, I am cleaning up their mess, Almond, keep those songs coming honey, I may book you a trip home for Vincy mass 08, |
Music/Radio / Re: ~Raggae ~Dancehall ~Lovers Rock by Islander(f): 1:23am On Mar 24, 2008 |
Ok, Almond I heard u loud and clear, @topic Scrunter, Melody, Singing Sandra, Natasha Wilson, are some more of my Soca/Calypso peeps T>O>K has me jumping too, Me likey dem too, Boutny Killa and Buju Bantan as well |
Music/Radio / Re: ~Raggae ~Dancehall ~Lovers Rock by Islander(f): 1:09am On Mar 24, 2008 |
Almond honey, no more trouble o, went to church today, the Pastor put olive oil on my head and cast out the devil, So henceforth, I will ignore all the batty buoys on NL, I swear , @topic Soca/Calypso is my genre, Machel Montano, Beckette, Allison Hinds, Crazy, Mighty Sparrow, Lord Kitchener, Desra, Bomanni, are just a few of my favourites. Yes dear, working out to soca really gets that metabolism working, They are great for cardio as well, I can't wait to go home for Carnival 08, See me and me man dem on the parkway.LOL |
Music/Radio / Re: ~Raggae ~Dancehall ~Lovers Rock by Islander(f): 1:00am On Mar 24, 2008 |
@Almond I see you love your Island peeps too. erhmmmmmmm Kevin used to tease me in school, Still thinks his head is too big.LOL @Mohawk, thanks baby for showing nuff love to us, @Omo, girl wata gwarn, @topic Bob is definitely the man, Pimper's paradise, Redemption songs, No woman no cry, War, Buffalo Soldier, I shot the sheriff, are just a few of my favs, Beris Hammond, is a stalwart, He makes me rock even when I am under the weather. My personal friend and dancehall king, Moses aka Beenie Man, just makes me shake what my mama gives me everytime, Shaggy is too damn cute and I just love me his songs, Red rat, Elephant man, Sean Paul, Michigan, Tony cat, Patra, are among my favs as well, Sizzler, Peter Tosh, the Marley boys, and many many more to mention, I love my Yardie connection bad bad, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 3:25am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Chacal go sleep with your "24", The best series on TV is Law & Order, criminal intent, BRW, The word "LovePeddler" is a back vowel, What we S/L pathologists call the "coffee" sound, the symbol for it is like a backwards C, It it is also the ONLY laxed, rounded vowel formed in the mouth, Please let me go study naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I told you I have to get the pair of Mui Mui I saw at Bloomy today , |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:45am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Chacal honey, let's go get our freak on and let these goats be, I am getting really bored, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:36am On Mar 20, 2008 |
LadyT: Is this all you/ve got? man I hate chickens, No goat where I am from "rape is NOT the order of the day", neither is selling "pussy" I told you please don't confuse us, we are worlds apart, Oh! and neither does our "brothers" go fighting their dead brothers wives for sex and marriage, You Arrow, Never step up to me again without an invitation, I NEVER noticed you before, I am very peculiar with the people I associate myself with, even in cyber world[b], Now go shop for some decent clothes and take off that crap you have and had the nerves to call a top, On that note, I have a couple bags of clothes to donate to Salvation army maybe I should be a good girl and send them to you, And listen, don't be shy, the tags on them you will ONLY come close to in your weekly fashion magazines, [/b] As i was saying before you came here barking shit, I have to go practice for my exam in the morning, Don't call me back here unless you have something worthwhile to offer, daughter of an Ashewo, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:23am On Mar 20, 2008 |
henry007: Henry wey poll be dat now? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:21am On Mar 20, 2008 |
LadyT: You Nigerian exported prostitute, I laid my trap and you bit it, You hogwash.Your skin, slimy womanliness, Lurking you say? Is that what they posted for you on YOUR YIM to come at me with? Tell the cowards to come face me instead of leaving you to my disposal, Are you jealous of my busy life? If so, you should have stayed in your village instead of letting the Edo madam trafficked your ugly, bleached ass to Eur0pe to sell your infested Porky, You bat, Great great grandma, Great grandma, grandma, mama were all whores, now I had hopes that somehow you would have broken the curse,, I am so disappointed, You Yaba shoppin. 2nd hand undie wearer, You came for my trouble, Now i will live on your stink ass like fleas on dogs, Go call out the dogs tell them it's party time, On that note, you need to stop douching, It won't help to get rid of that fouly smell that evaporates from that hole between your legs, That's a result of PIP, and all the other STD's you own, You scum bat, I am sure your ass was warned, I didn't call you, Never even paid attention to your dumbass until you came looking for my trouble, YOu womanliness seller, Soon Europe will start to dump you and your kind back to your villages, @Deborah, not tonight, let me be, I want to deal with Emmauella , Nigeria's Frist XXXX porn star, stay tuned for the release of her first official DVD, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:08am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Wait Chacal I just saw Charlie Chaplin's comment about "old hoochie Mama" LOL, I am getting so tired of hearing that, This ole hoochie mama had them wrapped around her tiny, sexy fingers, When will they really find something worth posting about me? I am getting so damn bored, I am so tired , honestly, let me start studying. But i am here, just a click away, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 2:00am On Mar 20, 2008 |
LadyT: Was just about going to take care of some business, Let me assumed that wasn't refering to me, biartch, I am waiting, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 1:39am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Seemed like dog ate some our consciences, such a shame, When they came here ranting like goats on heat, meddling with people who didn't trouble them, little did they know that "what goes around, comes around", And to think I once thought of them as humans, LOL, Kill them Chacal, kill them, I am going to live the life of that "devil" they made me out to be from now onwards, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 1:32am On Mar 20, 2008 |
®~^Sly^~®:Yes, AGAIN, I was not even on NL when those dingbats decided to come looking for my trouble, Now that I have smoked up me cali herb and downed some Sunset, I am ready for them, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 1:29am On Mar 20, 2008 |
ROFLMSAO, Don't worry, YIM start heating up, Soon they will all be here, Remember the YIm gossip queen is online now, "BOW" is a mono-syllabic word, so it has a dipthong correlate and is produced at the back of the throat near to the hard palate, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 1:23am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Chacal:ROFLMSAO, Please please don't make me laugh no more, I am still not 100% well, But ah so dem stay, no shame in their game, short term memory sufferers, May God help them, Iron face is their second name, LOL, Now leave me o Chacal, I have a big exam in the morning, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 1:03am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Chacal: I am right behind ya , I was laid up in my sick bed when they came here ranting my honourable name, Now that I can sit up on my own a bit, It's No retreat, NO surrender, aSswipes like them, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Now Getting Boring. by Islander(f): 12:51am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Chacal , Naughty boy. So this is how you express your love for the Island Diva, by not informing me it's Market day on Nairaland morons> Don't mind these bloody twats, 2faced, back-biting, gang-up ugly asses, See them, That's what they do best, Go from thread to thread instigating wars,then cowardly pull themselves out, I will now be a real trouble maker on Nairaland, and make trouble like it's going out of style, BTW, Where are the other "YIM gossip hopping "men"" <Maybe they are menstrating and period cramps have them in bed, LOL, Too bad I have to study tonight and won't he able to devout too much time here, But I will check in as often as I can, fuckards, |
Forum Games / Re: Thank God That: by Islander(f): 6:25pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
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