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Family / Re: The Impact Of A Good Father by Islander(f): 10:04pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
I am lost for words to describe my late dad, He was simply the best. Thanks to him, I know what I should look for in a mate, no medicore he-goat stands a chance, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm Almond honey, how u dey? |
Family / Re: Should A Man Be Involved In House Chores? by Islander(f): 7:17pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
@topic, why not? Is he feeble? |
Forum Games / Re: What Are Your Lucky Numbers? by Islander(f): 7:06pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Definitely the number 5, |
Forum Games / Re: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by Islander(f): 7:05pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Until we lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves, Henry Miller, |
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Islander(f): 7:03pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
OK by Christette Michell Just a touch by Estelle |
Forum Games / Re: What Has Life Taught You? by Islander(f): 1:41am On Feb 15, 2008 |
cute-ass: , don't worry, I understand. We have sooooooooooooooooooooooo much to gist about hun, Your ears will fall off. , I am hitting the sack now, have work tomorrow ALL DAY!! |
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Islander(f): 1:36am On Feb 15, 2008 |
Sexyabby: Sugars long time, Glimpsed you on Rockerway last week, but I was speeding couldn't stop sha, How have you been? @"superstar" by Lupe Fiasco |
Forum Games / Re: What Has Life Taught You? by Islander(f): 1:32am On Feb 15, 2008 |
cute-ass: baby I am so mad at you, got all your offlines, I will call you this weekend , @topic LHTM that the people you put yourself out of the way to help, are always the ones to f.uck you up, |
Events / Re: Find Your April Birthday Mates Here! by Islander(f): 1:06am On Feb 15, 2008 |
Siena: LMFAO, c'mon dear, you know I dont start wars, I get pulled into them and then you know how I throw it down . It's ok, I will ask my sex therapist Almond to come do her motherly duties here, ermmmm as to the Brazilian one, let her go I will hook you with an Island sistren, yea mon @topic My Primary school mate Stacy is APril 1st, and she exhibits every bit of it |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 3:06pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
ROFLMSAO, Almond, naa, Dis love na die o, its as authentic as Afgan's poppy.LOL. But I will still be needing you around for advice here and there, you know, how to the keep the marriage spicey and so and so, ( don't let that Ferlie hear about this one o, can't trust him no more, ) @All Happy Valentines to those In love and those Hopelessly in Love, enjoy, |
Family / Re: Why Do Singles In the U.S/U.K Still Prefers To Go And Marry From Naija by Islander(f): 9:55pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Doyin, man you took a whole hour to come back? , was just to hit the sack, So it's true, eh? SOHO is your favourite hangout spot? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I love going to SOHO too, unfortunately for you, but fortunately for me, SOHO( south of Houston st) is one of the high end neighbourhoods with great boutiques and lovely lofts in NYC, always lucky to glimpse a Hollywood goat there, So Doyin your SOHO nah My SOHO ooo. @almond, weting? Yo garn, cum baq nah, ah mis yo, bad bad |
Family / Re: Why Do Singles In the U.S/U.K Still Prefers To Go And Marry From Naija by Islander(f): 9:05pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
doyin13: haba, you had to post here and mention Islander, eh? Come let me stuff more cotton in your mouth, Islander is NOT a yardie, yo hear? Now go back to your "teachers" and let them give you some valid and accurate information about me, for once, it won't hurt, abeg!!!!! @Jackal , No mind Doyin, reliable sources told me he was seen hustling around SOHO Square looking for some "suckie" Suckie from those Chinese pros |
Events / Re: Find Your April Birthday Mates Here! by Islander(f): 5:36pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Siena, so you were born in April?, All fools month? , ermmm My Mama is the 10th, but she aint no fool oo , BTW, where is Simibrazil? Heard it through[size=5pt] ermm Almond, shhh[/size] You guys have called it quits? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 1:25pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Ferlisha, :PI have you under my radar, anytime you slip, you slide , @Almond, my therapist, missing you like crazy @Jackal , My baby daddy, wetin? ermmmmmmmmmmm. yes o, sluggards and plockers invading the land, , BTW, up that offer heard Kit is about to bid higher for that story, Let me organise a garage sale, needed to rid my closet of some stilettos and pocket books, that extra cash can come in very handy, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 12:42pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Thank God you are back TBK, was wondering who let the dogs out , ruff ruff, Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. as soon s you spot that cretian, Ferlie, tickle my big toe, I will be on his nappyass like fleas on dogs, BTW, when you see my baby daddy Jackal, holla |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 10:48pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
ROFLMSAfAO, Ferlie, so wait, you are my loyal boy? Yet you up in here comparing me to Tolo tolo? That's just wrong. Anyway, I suggest you behave your ass( yo tail). Just when the Jackal and I were planning on taking you Island hopping, hook you up with an Island cutie, take you snorkling and scuba diving, you come here spoiling everything, Man am off, you killed my fun, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 10:09pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Ferlie aka Seun, I don't care who you spread rumors or truth about. JUST leave my Baby daddy's name out, or you will feel my wrath. I am warning your nappy ass, LOL. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My People! by Islander(f): 7:24pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Lard hav mercy, Osewa what now? What other surprize you have for us?? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 1:40pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
hahahahahha, My baby daddy has arrived, Kit call off your dogs, , Ermmm, don't worry my dear, I have pigtails, peleau, boilin, bouljeux and all the other island delicacies you have grown to love, Kit none for you Yea the bubbly is on ice, chilled and ready, Ferlie, so you have been caught? LOL, don't worry I will definitely come pay you a visit in jail, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: E Don Happen Again!( Lamidebaby and tkb417 ) by Islander(f): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Kit, so now you don turn shrink . Come to my office, I need advice on my "marriage", ah waiting o, TBK, ermmmmm. You didn't wish me good morning? . Wat ah gwarn? come to my office ASAP, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
@Kit, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I no have Pickin, I have children. . Don't worry, I am soon to deliver. Ermmmmmmm. I can't seem to find my baby daddy. Since he changed my dress size he has suddenly disappeared . If you happen to see him, ermmm, tell him the Po Po is looking for his ass. , Ermmmmmm. There must and should be restrictions. Some "ladies" need to put a meter on their tun tun, can't be shagging as if it is going out of style, such a damn shame, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 1:02am On Feb 12, 2008 |
almondjoy: erm ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. That thread and its contents are so below me( if you know what I mean . Trust me if i ever were swing that way, it would be with a hot babe, not some turkey who shags everything that crawls, LOL As for your enquiries about my romance, c'mon don't give these nosey people anything to sing about. Afterall, you are going to my chief bridesmaid, . |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 9:14pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
elderz: haba, make me? Look here my friend, I was BORN ambassador @tbk, ga lang bwoy, don't let this one Elderly contradict yo, yo ear me ?? |
Romance / Re: Someone I Truly Loved Leave Me And Go With A Yahoo Boy: What Can I Do? by Islander(f): 9:01pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
@POSTER, something fishy here, So wait, your girlfriend dumped you, however, you come here flaunting your supposedly pix, Now I smell a rat, Anyway, do your thing bro, Best of luck!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 8:55pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
elderz: errrrrrrrmmmmmm. Elderly , dont worry the Jackal has already been granted citizenship on the Islands, Was going to apply for Kit's, but I changed my mind, he needs to stop smoking garri , @tbk, don't mind the Elder one, Let not your heart be troubled my friend. ( as we does say ah yard , yo wifey soon come, |
Family / Re: The Nigerian Culture And Self Esteem by Islander(f): 8:15pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
Chacal: I will call the Po Po if you dare lay a hand on them |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 8:06pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
@tbk Cannot put the dots, I meant husband, ( wasnt it obvious?) @Jackal, I am waiting at the front door as we speak, and I hope you stashed a "bling bling" in their for mommy, ;DAfterall, am the one looking like a ballon lately, |
Family / Re: The Nigerian Culture And Self Esteem by Islander(f): 8:02pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
While I do agree that the moral values have drastically declined over the past 20 years, I am however against flogging and any other form of corporal punishment. My Mother whipped me ( thank God for my daddy), as if it was going out of style. Yes I grew up to be a decent woman, however, I do not attribute my outcome to those whippings. While she spent hours exercising the whip and her arms, my father spent a few mins explaining things to me. Thanks to his method, I am who I am. My sisters and I therefore made a vow that since our Mom whipped us so much, we would NEVER whip our children. We took enough for them and their children to come. To those who believe in beating as a form of punishment, more power to you. To each its own, I won't be flogging mine and you can take that to the bank and expect interest , |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
Chacal: , Is this my baby daddy? Where the hell have you been?? So wait, now you have changed my dress size, you are MIA? Baby Jackals need lots of diapers and formulars, so you better find your way in Old Mill Basin before I call the Po Po, @tbk, Where is the "OKO" I mean the wannabe Oko? Ask Ferlie, Ferlie Knows best!! @Ferlie, I have already sent your information to the CIA and the FBI, Told them to bring you in dead or alive @Kit, the offer still stands, My caliherb is volcanic rich, so you better let's get this ball rolling, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: E Don Happen Again!( Lamidebaby and tkb417 ) by Islander(f): 7:09pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
ROFLMSAO, So tbk after all that warning I gave you, you actually didnt heed and went on "confiding" in NLders///?hmmmm. @Ferlie, Lard hav mercy pon u o, I wonder how come CNN, BBC, CBS,NBC, WB11, EuroNews et al have not hired you |
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
I wish emeka would know that my siggy means what it says, and says what it means |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Omo Eko Weds Kitaun by Islander(f): 6:11pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
Kit, as my Mama would say, it is better to break someone's heart than not to have done anything at all with it, , Omo eko will surely break yours. |
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