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I am lost for words to describe my late dad, He was simply the best. Thanks to him, I know what I should look for in a mate, no medicore he-goat stands a chance,


ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm Almond honey, how u dey?

@topic,

why not? Is he feeble?

Definitely the number 5,

Until we lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves, Henry Miller,

OK by Christette Michell


Just a touch by Estelle

cute-ass:
Hun why na, please don't be mad at me oo, if for nothing, for valentine's sake

You know with the absence of my lappy, YIM hasnt been my friend lately, and ive been expeeeeeeting your call, so i'm ooking forward to weekend . . missed you sha

, don't worry, I understand. We have sooooooooooooooooooooooo much to gist about hun, Your ears will fall off. ,

I am hitting the sack now, have work tomorrow ALL DAY!!

Sexyabby:
Its funny how d ''american slang'' is really getting to u, but u kno' what, i'm done wit this stupidness because all i'm getting out of your post is that i'm trying to show off ''my american slang'' as u put it and anywayz its valentine's day, so i'll let this go and its all good, i'm out.

Sugars long time, Glimpsed you on Rockerway last week, but I was speeding couldn't stop sha, How have you been?


@"superstar" by Lupe Fiasco

cute-ass:
Life has taught me that with God and the right person in your life, fantacies become realities and the sky becomes your limit beginning

baby I am so mad at you, got all your offlines, I will call you this weekend ,

@topic
LHTM that the people you put yourself out of the way to help, are always the ones to f.uck you up,

Siena:
Diva! Diva!! Diva!!! Don't you start another war, still licking my wounds from the first one!

LMFAO, c'mon dear, you know I dont start wars, I get pulled into them and then you know how I throw it down .

It's ok, I will ask my sex therapist Almond to come do her motherly duties here, ermmmm as to the Brazilian one, let her go I will hook you with an Island sistren, yea mon

@topic
My Primary school mate Stacy is APril 1st, and she exhibits every bit of it

ROFLMSAO, Almond, naa, Dis love na die o, its as authentic as Afgan's poppy.LOL.
But I will still be needing you around for advice here and there, you know, how to the keep the marriage spicey and so and so, ( don't let that Ferlie hear about this one o, can't trust him no more, )

@All
Happy Valentines to those In love and those Hopelessly in Love, enjoy,

Doyin, man you took a whole hour to come back? , was just to hit the sack,


So it's true, eh? SOHO is your favourite hangout spot? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I love going to SOHO too, unfortunately for you, but fortunately for me, SOHO( south of Houston st) is one of the high end neighbourhoods with great boutiques and lovely lofts in NYC, always lucky to glimpse a Hollywood goat there,

So Doyin your SOHO nah My SOHO ooo.

@almond, weting? Yo garn, cum baq nah, ah mis yo, bad bad

doyin13:
Debo. . .no mind am

all the girls are safe.

the ones you should watch out for are those ones that ask you to buy credit for them.
Those Jamo types.

In fact ask Islander she knows all about it. Hehehehehehehe

No mind Jackal jare. . .dey pretend say im be gentleman

His girls have names like Lamuzinda, Shanikwa, Shantay. . . .

haba, you had to post here and mention Islander, eh?

Come let me stuff more cotton in your mouth, Islander is NOT a yardie, yo hear? Now go back to your "teachers" and let them give you some valid and accurate information about me, for once, it won't hurt, abeg!!!!!

@Jackal ,
No mind Doyin, reliable sources told me he was seen hustling around SOHO Square looking for some "suckie" Suckie from those Chinese pros

Siena, so you were born in April?, All fools month? , ermmm My Mama is the 10th, but she aint no fool oo ,

BTW, where is Simibrazil?  Heard it through[size=5pt] ermm Almond, shhh[/size] You guys have called it quits?

Ferlisha,  :PI have you under my radar, anytime you slip, you slide ,

@Almond, my therapist, missing you like crazy

@Jackal , My baby daddy, wetin? ermmmmmmmmmmm. yes o, sluggards and plockers invading the land, , BTW, up that offer heard Kit is about to bid higher for that story, Let me organise a garage sale, needed to rid my closet of some stilettos and pocket books, that extra cash can come in very handy,

Thank God you are back TBK, was wondering who let the dogs out , ruff ruff,

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. as soon s you spot that cretian, Ferlie, tickle my big toe, I will be on his nappyass like fleas on dogs, BTW, when you see my baby daddy Jackal, holla

ROFLMSAfAO,

Ferlie, so wait, you are my loyal boy? Yet you up in here comparing me to Tolo tolo? That's just wrong.

Anyway, I suggest you behave your ass( yo tail). Just when the Jackal and I were planning on taking you Island hopping, hook you up with an Island cutie, take you snorkling and scuba diving, you come here spoiling everything,

Man am off, you killed my fun,

Ferlie aka Seun,
I don't care who you spread rumors or truth about. JUST leave my Baby daddy's name out, or you will feel my wrath.

I am warning your nappy ass, LOL.

Lard hav mercy,

Osewa what now? What other surprize you have for us??

hahahahahha, My baby daddy has arrived, Kit call off your dogs, ,

Ermmm, don't worry my dear, I have pigtails, peleau, boilin, bouljeux and all the other island delicacies you have grown to love, Kit none for you

Yea the bubbly is on ice, chilled and ready,


Ferlie, so you have been caught? LOL, don't worry I will definitely come pay you a visit in jail,

Kit, so now you don turn shrink . Come to my office, I need advice on my "marriage", ah waiting o,


TBK, ermmmmm. You didn't wish me good morning? . Wat ah gwarn? come to my office ASAP,

@Kit, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I no have Pickin, I have children. . Don't worry, I am soon to deliver. Ermmmmmmm. I can't seem to find my baby daddy. Since he changed my dress size he has suddenly disappeared . If you happen to see him, ermmm, tell him the Po Po is looking for his ass. ,

Ermmmmmm. There must and should be restrictions. Some "ladies" need to put a meter on their tun tun, can't be shagging as if it is going out of style, such a damn shame,

almondjoy:
Islander, please go and answer questions in your own thread and give us updates about your romantic encounter you have been hiding from me--your sex therapist!

erm ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. That thread and its contents are so below me( if you know what I mean . Trust me if i ever were swing that way, it would be with a hot babe, not some turkey who shags everything that crawls, LOL

As for your enquiries about my romance, c'mon don't give these nosey people anything to sing about. Afterall, you are going to my chief bridesmaid, .

elderz:
@islander
lol@smoking garri
who even made u the ambassador sef

haba, make me? Look here my friend, I was BORN ambassador

@tbk, ga lang bwoy, don't let this one Elderly contradict yo, yo ear me ??

@POSTER,
something fishy here, So wait, your girlfriend dumped you, however, you come here flaunting your supposedly pix, Now I smell a rat, Anyway, do your thing bro, Best of luck!!!

elderz:
@islander
u've brought the jackal out again
hmmn, now take him to the island otherwise. . .

@tkb
bawoni, so wapa

errrrrrrrmmmmmm. Elderly , dont worry the Jackal has already been granted citizenship on the Islands, Was going to apply for Kit's, but I changed my mind, he needs to stop smoking garri ,

@tbk, don't mind the Elder one, Let not your heart be troubled my friend. ( as we does say ah yard , yo wifey soon come,

Chacal:
@ Islander,

We shall reverse the roles.
Lemme do the beating . . . .You can do the talking/explanations.
I am licking ma lips already.

I will call the Po Po if you dare lay a hand on them

@tbk
Cannot put the dots, I meant husband, ( wasnt it obvious?)

@Jackal,
I am waiting at the front door as we speak, and I hope you stashed a "bling bling" in their for mommy, ;DAfterall, am the one looking like a ballon lately,

While I do agree that the moral values have drastically declined over the past 20 years, I am however against flogging and any other form of corporal punishment.  My Mother whipped me ( thank God for my daddy), as if it was going out of style.  Yes I grew up to be a decent woman, however, I do not attribute my outcome to those whippings.

While she spent hours exercising the whip and her arms, my father spent a few mins explaining things to me.  Thanks to his method, I am who I am.   My sisters and I therefore made a vow that since our Mom  whipped us so much, we would NEVER whip our children.  We took enough for them and their children to come.

To  those who believe in beating as a form of punishment, more power to you.  To each its own, I won't be flogging mine and you can take that to the bank and expect interest , 

Chacal:
@ Islander,

Kit and Omo Eko/E-baby?
Puh-leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Kit can't cope. . . . . .
Someone like Azeezat will do for Kit. . . .

, Is this my baby daddy? Where the hell have you been?? So wait, now you have changed my dress size, you are MIA? Baby Jackals need lots of diapers and formulars, so you better find your way in Old Mill Basin before I call the Po Po,


@tbk, Where is the "OKO" I mean the wannabe Oko? Ask Ferlie, Ferlie Knows best!!


@Ferlie, I have already sent your information to the CIA and the FBI, Told them to bring you in dead or alive

@Kit, the offer still stands, My caliherb is volcanic rich, so you better let's get this ball rolling,

ROFLMSAO, So tbk after all that warning I gave you, you actually didnt heed and went on "confiding" in NLders///?hmmmm. 

@Ferlie,
Lard hav mercy pon u o, I wonder how come CNN, BBC, CBS,NBC, WB11, EuroNews et al have not hired you

I wish emeka would know that my siggy means what it says, and says what it means

Kit, as my Mama would say, it is better to break someone's heart than not to have done anything at all with it, , Omo eko will surely break yours.