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Egunje (Ejigbo Road, Idimu, Lagos)

AutoJoshNG:
For me, one city in which you’ll find the most weird names of places in Nigeria is Abeokuta. I am always puzzled anytime I visit that place. I couldn’t help it when I heard a bus stop called Iyana Mortuary (Road To Mortuary). Who would even get down at Iyana Mortuary especially at night..

Let’s quickly take a look at places with weird and funny names in Nigeria. These are the ones I know so don't forget to add yours.

1. Alalubosa (Ibadan): Someone that sells onions
2. Odongunyan (Ikorodu): Mortar is pounding yam
3. Adigbe (Abeokuta): Someone that blocks faeces
4. Tabon-Tabon (Agege): Shoot gun - Shoot gun
5. Oniparaga (Ondo): Alcoholic herbal mixture seller
6. Ogijo (Ogun State): Burnt pap
7. Killer (Ejigbo, Lagos): As the name implies
8. Kukuruku (Edo): You won’t even need an alarm clock to wake you up
9. Ogolonto (Ikorodu): What does that even mean?
10. Oshokoshoko (Kogi)
11. Ojuelegba (Lagos): The eye of the owner of the cane
12. Okokomaiko (Lagos)
13. Nyanya (Abuja Suburb in Nasarawa): Just imagine how people spoil their mouth when pronouncing the name.


If you want to look for trouble now, just propose a name change to any of these communities. They will take their time to school you about their heritage with vexation. Which of these names do you dread the most?

There are still many more names so don’t forget to add yours in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/x-places-funny-names-nigeria-add/

So, where does the GTBank narrative come in here?

BeijinDossier:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has released the statement below announcing the release of Innocent Chukwuma, the chief executive officer of Innoson Motors.

The businessman was released on bail, the EFCC said.

READ FULL STATEMENT BY THE EFCC BELOW

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has released Nnewi, Anambra-State born Industrialist, Chief Innocent Chukwuma on bail.

The business man who runs a local auto assembly plant was arrested on Tuesday December 19, 2017 at his Enugu residence, following his refusal to respond to invitations by the Commission, after initially being granted administrative bail by the Commission, while his surety could also not be found.

Unfortunately the industrialist resisted arrest and stirred controversy by bringing six truck-loads of thugs to block the entrance to his Plot W1, Industrial Layout, Abakaliki Road, Emeni, Enugu, home.

This was after he initially misled the Police Command by informing them that his home had been invaded by armed robbers and kidnappers despite the fact that operatives of the Commission duly identified themselves to policemen guarding his home.

His unruly thugs encircled and manhandled operatives of the Commission who had gone to effect the arrest.

Consequently, a distress call was sent to the Commission’s Enugu Office for reinforcement.

In all of this, the Commission’s operatives acted with decorum and civility. No one was manhandled or assaulted by the EFCC team, and not a single shot was fired, despite the provocation.

Chief Chukwuma and his brother, Charles Chukwuma (who is still at large), are being investigated by the Insurance and Capital Market Fraud Section of the Commission’s office in Lagos over matters bordering on N1, 478, 366, 859.66 fraud and forgery.

The industrialist, among other infractions, allegedly used forged documents to secure tax waivers.

Wilson Uwujaren
Head, Media & Publicity
20th December, 2017


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/253136-breaking-innoson-boss-innocent-chukwuma-released-bail.html/amp

besides, they are expected to rear the goats and the Goats will By His grace multiply.

yrex01:
Much better Dan 2A exercise book given to me back en !!

nice one guy

Fatherhood has changed me just like APC changed Nigeria. i used to drink, flirt with women, spend recklessly, think about myself, talk down on anyone who dares challenge. sleep outside, drive like someone who smoked gun powder, grab what i needed at slightest opportunity(especially boobies), to mention but a few, but here i am looking after my photocopies and my photocopying machine, paying the bills, going hungry to see my carbon copies are satisfied. i mean who likes being this devastated, such an honor.





...said one father while sipping his cold beer on Father's day. Happy fathers day to dem responsible fathers. to be a man is not a day's job[/quote]

davodyguy:
When the youths themselves aren't ready to lead.

They engage in stupid things like yahoo yahoo, rape, clubbing, womanizing, prostitution smuggling drugs, 419, kidnapping, militancy, Armed robberies etc. The old men would rather hang on to power than give government to Militants and criminals

orie fapo "your head get oyel"

SKAMM:
Domestic violence everywhere!! Why are men not speaking up too against domestic violence carried out on them by women?? #just saying #it's both ways you know

they may be shy you know

youngeagle:
bro seriously I don't mean to insult you,but sincerely the way some of you guys reasons is a cause for concern..let me break it down for you,GEJ openly told the Nigerians that he is fighting corruption with Technology and he is not out to throw anyone behind bars,but u guys laughed him..that still remains the potent way of fighting corruption,separate the yam from the goat,block all the loopholes where people take advantage,PMB is just chasing shadows while those evil men with him feed large on the common masses..tell me any reasonable thing our governors did with the bailout fund given to them,some of them still owes months of salaries,and he still wants to release another fund

succintly put, GEJ was a mistake. he is not even qualified to be a councilor anywhere in the world. How did he then use technology to fight corruption?

mention just one please

Do these Marketers buy forex from the black market or Commercial Banks?
The last time I checked, forex is still sold at #197/$1 at the banks.
These people should stop deceiving the masses.
Government too should address the nation and solve this problem once and for all.

Uchan4u:
You can never have another father, forget that he didn't sponsor you through the university. Thank God that you have conquered, because it is not by your might. forgive your dad and move on with your life. Remember that you have benefited and will still benefit from your father, if you doubt ask orphans what they are passing through

You are very correct @Uchan4u. One can only have one father.
I also had this same issue with my mum but am trying hard now to show her some love.
She was actually not there for us back in the days, she never believed in us succeeding in life and i think its because of the strained relationship she had with our Dad
this actually led to a disconnect between myself and her
there is simply no connection between us
but I thank God for the situation now.
At least, I credit her account monthly as soon as my salary is paid.
though i still feel the pains at times.

latecarrot:
Not everyone can own/run a business, sometimes education is the easy way to a decent life.

In his book The Perfect Business, Michael Lebeouf said "knowledge + credentials - sales = bankruptcy".

No matter how small, do endeavor to engage in an aside business from your savings. It pays.

latecarrot:
Not everyone can own/run a business, sometimes education is the easy way to a decent life.

In his book The Perfect Business, Michael Lebeouf said knowledge + credentials - sales = bankruptcy.

No matter how small, do endeavor to engage in an aside business from your savings. It pays.

Very true, there is a Yoruba adage that goes thus "ISE, ASEJE" "OWO, ASELA"
Employees always have enough to eat while Business people are the wealthy ones

Another 'common sense' senator?

THIS IS A TERRIBLE LIE. THE OJUELEGBA CONTAINER HAS THE PART CARRYING THE CONTAINER PAINTED IN bLUE AND WHITE STRIPE AND NOT YELLOW AND RED

its amazing that Abacha's children could still open their mouth in this country with all the atrocities committed by their father

before nko, has your dad not milked us dry when he was vice president?

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So sad buh there's a glimmer of hope now. @least she was treated. if only the mum kept to her appointments with the hospital may be the cycle would have been impeded permanently.