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Sports / Re: Caption This Photo Of Ronaldo And Neymar At The Best FIFA Awards by isoh(m): 12:56pm On Oct 24, 2017 |
bros you too much you must get admission this year...?enrol for JUPEB at apex PRE-VERSITY and be in 200L next year.
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Politics / DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by isoh(m): 5:11pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
BREAKING NEWS!!! We've just received words that the DSS has arrested the chairman of the Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN), Comrade Ntapki O. Ntakpi. It will be recalled that members of the Rats' Association of Nigeria (RAN) threw caution to air and invaded, infested and caused malicious damaged to furniture, office items and other 'office-hold' items (including air conditioning Units) in the office of the President at Aso Rock Villa. All efforts to dislodge them by the fumigation committee with sophisticated equipment worth over 2million Naira have proved abortive. DSS disclosed that the RAN's Commander was on his way to Niger republic to mobilize more rats (with iron teethes) to take over the whole country before he was arrested. Calls put across to the RAN's spokesman and coordinator of Aso Rock villa activities (Com. Ekpu, Okwi Akataka) did not go through as at press time. ......................Please stay tune to this page, we are reporting the Rodents incident at the presidential villa live and direct. Since the President and his spokesmen think we are some buffons......let's continue the joke with them. 11 Likes 1 Share
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Education / Re: JAMB TO FACE NATIONWIDE PROTEST!!! by isoh(m): 5:49pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Don't Allow JAMB frustrate you again this year, enroll for JUPEB 2017/2018 and smile into 200L in any Nigeria University without UTME
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Education / Re: Ebsu 2017/2018 Aspirants' Forum by isoh(m): 9:22pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Don't let your JAMB/UTME score frustrate you again this year....make an alternative take IJMB or JUPEB today and be in 200L in any university by next year
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Literature / A 'generosity' So Generous by isoh(m): 6:28pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
A ‘Generosity’ so generous I can’t agree more He is the best we’ve got Such good works is second to none Or what do you think In times as this so dark and stormy When even the food basket lacks honey A savior like him so honest We should find time to comment In his ingenuity he thought out a succor Provided the people a multitude of supper In the form of a single legged wheel Ably supported by a bipod metal hind legs Oh what a savior so savory So thoughtful, ingenious and sagacious For this magnanimity is so loud That even the dead envy us not When the book of reckon is written Let’s remember to add his label For this generosity of his Is more ferocious than pharaoh #……………Udoisoh on Gov. Ortom’s Wheelbarrow # |
Education / Jamb Introduces 8-keys Without Mouse by isoh(m): 1:12pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
IMPORTANT MESSAGE! ATTENTION JAMBITES!!! The use of 8 keys without a mouse was introduced by JAMB to make this year 2017 CBT friendly for candidates. The 8 keys are; 1. A - for choosing option A in response to questions 2. B - for choosing the B option 3. C - represents option C 4. D - for selecting option D 5. P – represents previous question 6. N – is for next questions. 7. S – is for submit 8. R – is for reverse. JAMB QUESTIONS=180 TIME=2hrs This is to notify all jamb candidates that you need to use 40secs on each questions during your jamb exam You can use this format below ENGLISH=60 Questions=40 mins 2nd Subject=40 Questions=27 mins 3rd Subject=40 Questions=27 mins 4th Subject=40 Questions=26 mins TOTAL of 120 mins=2 hrs Please this is a suggestion meant 2 help others PLEASE SEND THIS 2 OTHER GROUPS AND FRIENDS. (thanks) |
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Pathetic Apologetics - Punch Editorial Board by isoh(m): 8:37am On Apr 28, 2017 |
Abeg make una tell Bros Mona to pack well first..... I can't forget in a haste when he declared on international television "Ordinary Stealing You people are calling it Corruption" A statement that gave licence to all crooks to steal our commonwealth. Please someone should inform him that with the current revelations made on how much his lieutenants stole from us, he is not qualify to write a book of justification or victimization. |
Politics / Are Youths Still The LEADERS Of Tomorrow In Nigeria? by isoh(m): 7:23am On Apr 27, 2017 |
Somewhere in France, 39 Years Old Emmanuel Macron of En Marche is a frontline contender for the French Presidency. Somewhere in my country, A 58 years old man is parading the streets as a community youth leader. Ha Lord! Lord!! Lord!!!, what happened to my people. |
Education / An Epistle To Our Future by isoh(m): 7:25am On Apr 14, 2017 |
I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. Am sure this post will not get plenty likes or shares but the truth must be told. THE BIG BROTHER NAIJA SHOW. There's a notorious programme just recently concluded called THE BIG BROTHER NAIJA. The winner of this notorious show walked away with a whopping N25 million and a breathtaking car. All that is required to win this show is to be Live with a bunch of fellow crazy, irresponsible people, do all sorts of immoral things, and, viola, you're the winner. Next thing, you're called a celebrity, winning big advertisement contracts and becoming the face of multinational companies. In fact one of them has already been made the ambassador of entertainment by the Plateau State Government (you are shocked?) If only there could be an educating version of this programme. If only they could house some intelligent people in like manner and make them compete for similar prizes. But, no! Our people do not encourage sanity. Our society promotes evil over good, indecency over decency, immorality over morality, and ungodliness over godliness. The best in Mathematics competitions will go home with either a carton of cowbell milk or Indomie noodles, ridiculous stipends and laughable prizes. Yet these morons in BBN earned millions for coming to suck breasts, speak thrash, display nudity, and get under the sheets on International TVs. Our rich individuals, companies and corporate organisations will spend huge sums of money sponsoring dirty shows like BBN and Beauty Pageants where they will enthrone satanic activities, display nudity, molest our under aged girls, and make them win on bottom power rather than on real beauty and brains. Can anyone forget the Anambra State born Chidinma Okeke saga in a hurry? What a wasted generation! What a time! How do we raise, nurture and produce the next Chike Obis, Chinua Achebes, Wole Soyinkas, Cyril stover, Ngozi Okonjos, Otehs, Awolowos, Ahmadu Bellos, Kumuyis, Oyedepos What foundation are we laying for coming generations? What message of hope and legacy are we leaving behind? What epistle are we sending to the future to testify to it that the past made some level of contributions. Is Immorality the legacy we really want to hand down to the next generation? Are we not losing our minds? Let all people of goodwill come together and raise alarm against this dirty programme. Let us all with one voice and in unison say, "We've had enough of this nonsense." Let us blow the trumpet in Zion and declare war on these encouragers of evil tendencies and promoters of these demonic programmes targeted at our highly impressionable youths. We should see that this programme is replaced with a more intelligent and educative programme. Nigeria is broke morally and financially, yet the sponsors are wasting millions of Naira on a highly immoral programme. Please what is the lesson that one can learn from this Big Brother show? What can our YOUTHS pick from it? I know this kind of write up doesn't get many shares. But if we keep quiet, then we are silent conspirators. So share. Share until a thought process is provoked in the heart of everyone and we can stand up to say, Enough of this nonsense." #SAY NO TO IMMORALITY# 1 Like 1 Share
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Education / Re: Oloyede Cancels UTME Mock With Text Message by isoh(m): 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
Hmmm!! say no to JAMB'S frustration today. Enrol for IJMB
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Investment / Seventeen Principles For 2017 by isoh(m): 10:42am On Jan 01, 2017 |
SEVENTEEN PRINCIPLES FOR 2017 ________________________________ 1. ON EARNING: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance. _________________________________ 2. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need. ________________________________ 3. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving. ________________________________ 4. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet. ________________________________ 5. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket. ________________________________ 6. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people. ________________________________ 7. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper, and future is a question paper. Come out of your past, control the present, and secure the future. ________________________________ 8. When bad things happen in your life, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you. _______________________________ 9. Our eyes are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look backwards. _______________________________ 10. We used pencil when we were young, but now we use pens. Do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can easily be erased, unlike now. 11. ON SPIRITUAL THINGS Seek the Lord while it is still day for the night cometh when no MAN can work. ______________________________________________ 12. ON RELATIONSHIP Love unconditionally because Love Leads __________________________________________ 13. TO FAMILY Put them first, never let them down,because when all is done,its only them you've got. ____________________________________________________ 14. ON EDUCATION Learn something new everyday. Read a book per month. Never stop reading because readers are still LEADERS. 15. ON COMPANIONS Stay around people that inspire you to go for more...One of the greatest limitation you may face this year is your choice of companions. _______________________________________________ 16. ON DREAMS Dare to dream, they are the lift to the next level. 17. IN EVERYTHING Be positive, be challenging, never despair, never surrender, never giveup. This year endeavour to FLY. When you can fly, RUN. When running becomes difficult, WALK. If walking becomes an cumbersome, CRAWL. Just ensure that there's a change in position. NEVER stand still because still waters sting. Wishing you a prosperous 2017. ..................✍ Udoisoh Moses 1 Like |
Education / Re: IJMB Examination Time Table 2017 Session by isoh(m): 7:08am On Dec 21, 2016 |
2017 IJMB registration is on...at IJMB Tutorial centre Port Harcourt |
Career / Re: Thread For Teachers, Educators, Academicians, Lecturers And Educationists by isoh(m): 12:16pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Nice Thread, M.G.Udoisoh PhD-Education management Proprietor - Apex Pre-versity subject - Physics Bless with an unparalleled teaching skill in the sciences, an Engineer by training but an educationists by passion. Goal: To change the face of science education in Nigeria
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Politics / Re: Buhari Sacks JAMB Boss, Ojerinde, And 16 Others, Appoints Replacement by isoh(m): 3:22am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Oloyede again...... Prof. Of Islamic Studies eh...Jambite Una don't enter, ask Unilorin students for clarification.
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Education / Re: List Of Universities You Can Apply For Without Choosing In JAMB - New by isoh(m): 4:03am On Apr 21, 2016 |
SAY GOOD BYE TO JAMB....gain Admission into any Nigerian University @ 200L via IJMB or JUPEB. Admission forms are on sale at Apex Pre-versity
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