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Naa wa oh
Women can be very difficult when it comes to teaching0 you driving.

Redmosquito: [b]lemme say me own
It was my mum that taught me how to drive! Chai! The experience was horrible!
See shouting and commanding and fearful screaming
When on the streets, she will be shouting
"See dat small child oooo!!! See Goat!! See chicken!! See turkey!! See frog!! See toad!! See this and that!! Press horn! Press HOrn!! I say press horn!!" I'm like WHy? THey aint blnd, they can see the close to 6 feet car coming!
"Gazatte ur leg!! Gazette ur leg!!" I was like WTF is Gazette? Naija women heh!
And there are times when she thinks I'm just plain stupid
"Haaa!! See GUtter oooo!! See pit oooo!!! Haaa! Turn ur hand! Turn ur HAND!"
These kind of screamings would drive me insane! I'm like STFU! I'm not blind! I can see the gutter
Or she start shouting
"U are gong too fast!! Press brake!"
Then later she'll be like
"Are we gonna sleep on the road!"
Mwhn! To teach my wife (when I have one) to drive, e no go easy a swear, but it will sure do some good![/b]

I seems to av the same problem as to fuel consumption with my Own 1996 camry too which I narrowed down to plug wire as I av no code stored and I av just changed spark plugs.
My challenge where one can get a quality new plug wire and 02 sensor in lagos.
All this tokunbo plug wire does not seems to work as I av gotten Tokunbo plug wire more than 3 times and they are not Good.
And the new plug wire at Ladipo market are below standard

sultaan: Simple fix.
Change all spark plugs and wire.

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If this happen only at start up and you have multiple cylinder misfire, I will advice you check your Distributor Cap but if the case is that it happens at startup or at stop light and you will av to giv gas for the vehicle not to go off then check ur Idle Air control Valve. Shikena

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@MekT: This is the only sensible thing I have heard from you and your fellow desperate job seekers. It's very funny that you regard yourself as brilliant. Mind you,the brilliant guys already have good jobs or are making sense with their personal skills. They have never experienced what you did. I personally believe our national believe about "JOB" should change. The cycle we revolve in from primary school till we die isn't very cool. Many can't even understand what it seems like to be successful without beign an "Office boy/Girl". It's so unfortunate for the youths of this country.


Truly the mode of recruitment many of our partners use may be confusing(and I mean this). I was like that for me too, I couldn't really decipher it but later the Big PICTURE was clear and I swear I am better for it.

It's a business not a "White-Collar" you go about seeking with your CV and tatared shoes(No offence pls).


It's like you having an extra stream of income by leveraging on a tested,trusted existing multi-national system..This is a simple business that is done the WORLD OVER, QOUTE ME ANYWHERE!!!!!!!
You can't just understand.

As far as I'm concerned I will personally work on how the recruitment mode can be better put so that people who want to benefit can come and those who don't will go AWAY! It should be presented as a BUSINESS which requires a little initial capital and not as a JOB.

The reason why these guys(don't mind them) tell you it's a "JOB" is because we have seen HUNDREDS,I MEAN HUNDREDS, of people from all walks of life dumbing their tiring jobs to concentrate fully on this business. This they do by will after comparing the benefits and weighing the pro and cons.

Who we no get?
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bankers,
lawyers,
Insurance personel,
former policemen and women,
Industrial personel,
Pilot(I saw last week @ one of our events)

Just mention that field....!

It's only that the DEAF will always want to learn from their own EXPERIENCES.. We have been to a lot of that your dream job places and what you will get there hasn't changed for decades now.

Wish you a safe journey to your next CV Submission Centre..I am sure you will remeber this my "ADVERTISEMENT" when you are 40yrs in SERVICE..LMBO Seriously laffff ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ;Dnnnnnnnnng

For those who are profiting crazilly from the opportunity,I congratulate you (Mark my words and I don't need YOU to believe it PLEASE)..You guys get your EYES & No. 6 WORKING.

For the doubting ThomosES, you can keep DOUBTING..No be by force

Job seekers will continue submitting CVs and get stipends,retire as useless as possible. If you think say I dey lie,ask you OLD MAN and request for his account balance.


It's only FOOLISHNESS that makes some1 do the samething, the same way.using the same principles and expecting a different result (Benjamin Franklin).


See you later!!

Please stop sweating over this issue. Stop deceiving people by calling black WHITE is what the house is saying. Shikena!

Na wa o! Water don pass Gari, kasala come burst

Thanks for the insight. Please i will to know the best oil grade for a 1996 Toyota Camry with over 320,000km cover

I hope KIA will learn from this!

It is ur SRS(Airbag) malfunction warning.
Depending on the No of Airbags that you av in ur Car, there seems to be a problem with one of the sensors.
Either the one @ the Drivers side, Passenger side or rear Seat / Doors

That Mechanic must come from Moon. He need to demostrate how moving from one oil to another will dry up the oil in the sunk.
May be he did not remember to pour in the new oil and he is only saying that as a cover story because I av moved from mobil to Conoil and then to Seahorse and now a diff oil entirely. Even though it is not a good pratice to be swapping oil, I av never experienced his claims (that moving from one oil to another will dry up the oil in the sunk)

Never!

@ Ikenna, Thanks for your support. It was quite helpful

I fixed a new fairly used complete distributor and cap that i got and the Cold weather starting difficulty / Multiple cylinder misfiring @ cold start up is now a thing of the past.

But could a faulty CTS make my car to be having random cylinder misfiring at early morning start up interchangeabilly switching from one cylinder to another from time to time at start up and immediately the car reaches operating temperature all will be well again?

Thanks Ikenna,
I doubt weda the CTS on my car is working right from when I bought the car as a tokunbo 2 years ago oh cos both my ac and radiator fan runs non stop right from when I put on my ignition.
I had even swaped a diff CTS from a colleague about a year ago to know weda my was faulty, still no diff as the my fan still run non stop as against the way it should be (I.e CTS controlling fan operation)
I will check the volt like u av said sha oh

Thanks Ikenna for ur response.
What do you mean by CTS? Do you mean coolant temperature sensor or Engine Coolant Temperature(ECT) as my car uses the 2. The former is located @ the lower radiator chamber.

Also,by my understanding,5s Engine in which 1996 Camry uses is not Equiped with Cold Start Injector . It uses ISC valve which I learnt has Manufacturer defect.
Am wondering weda I can use that of a later year say 1997-1999 Camry?

@ Ayinde, Are U there!

@ Ayinde. Sorry i was away for a while. Av you any baby-jet to let go?
how can i contact you?

if still available, please send pics to issy1500@hotmail.com asap

But ur price tag is 800k up there. Whats up with yah. I nid to take this baby home.

Ur original post reads 2011? Is this car still available. Pls send pics and ur last price to issy1500@hotmail.com

How much will this baby fly for last?.. Please email me,... issy1500@hotmail.com.....Serious buyer

pls mail issy1500@hotmail.com or text 08051152554

Please forward pics and last price to issy1500@hotmail.com......Asap...Serious buyer up for inspection....

any show?

Any one in the House

please mail ur Interior / Engine pics and the last price to issy1500@hotmail.com. and let me take this baby home....

lets av interior pics if it will fly for 550.