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naijaboy756:
not a lie. Same thing happened to me on Monday. You need to see how the supposed CBN was calling me a fool. Lol... I cursed him and his generation though. So with all these SIM registration wahala, these rogues cannot be traced? We need to catch one, naked him, give him jungle justice, burn him alive to serve as a deterrent.

No mind dem;dey are too lazy

dedons:



i just dey watch you op.
Are you the youngest son of the large mouthed LIAR MOHAMMED?

taaa;lmao

As received I received the text below from phone
number 07037198374. Please read.
Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in
compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM
card has been De_activated call our help line on
08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the
abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our
message and you called! So you're affected by
the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which
one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it
was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having
problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I
have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my
system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria.
We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do
you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a
petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I
called him back.
The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your
phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't
speak good English and you're working with the
CBN.
The man: Your father!!!!
The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their
banking details to anybody on the phone. It could
save a life.
Pls. Share.
Beware of four one nine.I got this from a friend on FB and decided to share.plz beware

Kelklein:
that's not Shell Petroleum Development Corporation (SPDC)'s official recruitment email address..



It is most probably from scammers and fraudsters


BEWARE!

tnx boss

jp130:
shellrecruitment@wildblue.net, If you have interest  to join Shell Oil Company (Worldwide) HR will direct you how to  fill our online form immediately.

Thanks
Shell HR

what is shellrecruitment@wild blue.net

shellrecruitment@wildblue.net;I got a message from this email which I didn't take serious but I am going to appreciate it if u guys can throw more light about this email.

Idydarling:
password is "offshore16#?" onshore nko?

no mind dem

mods abeg comot dz topic

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Just yesterday night;I got this mail and was at first confused about it.I went through the mail and discovered that at the end of it;I was asked to pay a fee.Naxo my head correct;I decided to share this for u guys to have a view.Your perspective is needed here.

mrking3:
sorry Bro! I don't drop my numbers on public forum! For now, I'll drop my Games on this forum so everyone can benefit from it. When time for biz reach, we go do biz! But for now, Absolutely FREE! Watch out for my saturday and sunday Games. 5-7 Odds.

I dey wait gallantly

mrking3:
I don't need your 10k for now! I stake on weekends alone! My Strenght is on straight win and double chance. I don't do more than 5odds. If you're interested, I'll forward you my saturday and sunday games 90% sure. Don't pay me if you Hit Green!! I'm not a punter! Cheers!! One more thing! No sure 100% prediction in sport Betting! Please make No mistake about it! But one can carefully select less Risky Games.

send me ya digits

ijustdey:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/zika-virus-in-nigeria-health-minister/

endtime is really near

QuantAnalyst:
Dear Nairalanders,

I bring my humble self to thee like a child in need would.

After few years of working and studying abroad, I'm finally home. And indeed there is no place like home!

Yes! home is sweet and I am very happy to be back to my love ones, friends, and even foes that I cherish nonetheless.

However, I am writing this in a perturbed state of mind. The reality of unemployment is making me increasingly apprehensive.

I've got skills, experience, and qualifications to magnetize that dream job, but it seems like there is none in the haystack.

This write-up is intent on getting a job through Nairalanders be it directly or indirectly.

I am aware that some Nairalanders are in a position to recruit in their individual organisations. Some are also highly placed in the corporate world and as such have access to privy information that could open employment doors and annihilate the shackles of unemployment in one's life.

So, once again, I bring my humble self to thee as I am in need of a job.

Without spilling much information, I present to us a little about me:

Age: Mid Twenties.

Qualifications:

MSc.Financial Mathematics(Abroad),

BSc. Mathematics(Nigeria) First Class

Work Experience: Financial Analyst (Abroad), and Assistant Accountant (Abroad).

Technical Skills: Excel, VBA, SQL, R, MatLab, Python, Oracle, Access, Word, and PowerPoint.

Other Skills: Numeracy, Analytical, Interpersonal, and Good Communication skills both verbal and oral.

Other information is available upon request including details of my job experience and specific competencies.

All I need is an interview to prove my mettle and I won't disappoint you. Thanks you all.

Contact: analyst.quantitative@gmail.com

Moderator: uboma, davide470, Lalasticlala, and Seun, please do the needful...Thanks.

u said u made it out with first class n u cudnt tink bynd d box.smh!u v got all u needed to b d boss of ya self;u said u studied abroad ryt?n u weren't proactive to hustle for funds in oda startup your own business;Ugowaitire;well I pray God send u a benefactor n to me also.njoy

kheart:
are you fluent in Yoruba or igbo both verbally and written? drop your mail, will link you up with a foreign firm that might need your service.

Note: if you re looking for fast way to make cash dont bother dropping ur mail as screening (Test) will take you minimum of 5 days.

I am fluent in Yoruba; okunlola.Israel@gmail.com

Stevostical:
ogbeni, clear your email address, I keep replying your email, even sent another to no avail.

pls can u send me some copies of the ietls materials;my email: Okunlola.Israel@gmail.com

Stevostical:
ogbeni, clear your email address, I keep replying your email, even sent another to no avail.

pls can u send me some copies of the ietls materials

Collinberg:
Most women don't like it when they're asked their virginity status but as a guy,i ask in a coded way.. indirectly,they wouldn't even know my intent but once I find out that she's a virgin,Omo,see run

so u no like virgin ladies?

Collinberg:
Lolz,mislead kwa? It's obvious that he wants to be intimate with her and it's also abvious that she'll agree,for her to be a virgin would just make the whole process terrible,all the pain and tinz like that,it's just easier if she's not a virgin and everytin can go smoothly and be enjoyed by both parties,u're female so u know wat am saying

cant stop lafin

sauceTDA:
Firstly how did you confirm ? Guy I sense u just won yashn d gurl drop am

no na;i like am gan.yanshing,na d 2 of us dey njoy am

Collinberg:
Firstly,it's wrong to ask a lady her virginity status,she might think u want her to be a virgin and if she isnt,it would be embarrassing for her to admit it... So instead of confronting her about it,just have sex with her and u'll know,if she's a virgin,i pity u but if she's not,thank your stars!

Really?I neva knew it was wrong?but my lady friends are always free to tell me deirs

I wondered if what i did was wrong or not? I have a lady friend which i used to share all my thoughts and personal issues with;i trusted her with everything in which i believed she does same.We have been so close for over 8 years; I opened up to her last year November about how much i wanted her to be part of me and she accepted me immediately.Waoh;this really looks like she has been expecting that from me for long. We continued to stay in 1 thought of understanding.(Note:She stays very far from me;i stay in surulere while she stays at sango) so we really don't see often. The issue now is that when we were still together as friend some years back(5 years bk)i asked her about her virginity status;she said to me that she was a virgin but i still don't believe until when i confirm it.Recently;i decided to ask her again as she was planning to come to my place.All she said was its a personal issue that she can't disclose it to anyone including me.I got curious and beginning to ask my self that when is the issue of virginity started becoming a personal issues between lovers.This issue led to another misunderstanding;i really just want to know why she took that personal;while most of my female friend have been free sharing theirs with me.

I wondered if what i did was wrong or not? I have a lady friend which i used to share all my thoughts and personal issues with;i trusted her with everything in which i believed she does same.We have been so close for over 8 years; I opened up to her last year November about how much i wanted her to be part of me and she accepted me immediately.Waoh;this really looks like she has been expecting that from me for long. We continued to stay in 1 thought of understanding.(Note:She stays very far from me;i stay in surulere while she stays at sango) so we really don't see often. The issue now is that when we were still together as friend some years back(5 years bk)i asked her about her virginity status;she said to me that she was a virgin but i still don't believe until when i confirm it.Recently;i decided to ask her again as she was planning to come to my place.All she said was its a personal issue that she can't disclose it to anyone including me.I got curious and beginning to ask my self that when is the issue of virginity started becoming a personal issues between lovers.This issue led to another misunderstanding;i really just want to know why she took that personal;while most of my female friend have been free sharing theirs with me.

mk i sit down here,to hear wetin odas gats to say

MiratonMatador:
we

Hello,

At RM outsourcing; the duty we have been assigned by our esteemed client; is providing deployed personnel that meet the organization's value system and criteria. Unfortunately all the interviews conducted has been below the client's expectation. Hopefully; you would not be seeing this vacancy any time soon .Cheers

Regards

how does the aptitude test looks like

Oluwasolajoe:
Plss does any1 knws Metador OutsourcingMiraton Matador Group
J9 Road 5,
Ikota Shopping Complex
Lekki - Epe Expressway
Should plss halla me on 08036513017‬ or that have been there for an interview shuld halla me or 21C481D4
Thanks waiting 4 ur reply

please how genuine is d invite? and how did it go when u went dere?

This is Afosè na.

I am in need of a Church or a musical band that is need of an instrumentalist on either Piano or Guitar.call me on 08023628382

ladycomfort:
Guys sha. That was how one idiot wasted 6 yrs of his life not mine.

Cos u dated a boy n not a Man.

Appreciation and concentration are given to those who are straight and simple;Not disregarding ya msg but some subject really don't need dz epistle.Nice msg;dnt get it confused.