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1. No matter how beautiful and
handsome you are, remember
Baboons and Gorillas also attract
tourists.
* * *Stop Boasting!

2. No matter how big and strong
you are, you will not carry
yourself to your Grave
*** Be Humble!

3. No matter how tall you are, you
can never see tomorrow.
***Take Caution!

4.No matter how many
cars you have, you will always
walk to Bed.
***Be Content!

Take life Easy.....

eassylahrey@gmail.com

muderkid:
lols... i can relate wit ds, trucks made me hate traveling

seriously

This might sounds weird but it's the basic truth; This situation have always been happening most time when ever I come in sight of Trailers;Tippers;Tanker and most especially Container-Trucks.

This evening on my back from work;It happened again. My God; on the first note the road wasn't balanced and there was also traffic congestion. Most drives was trying to beat the congestion likewise my "Agbero-driver" and he landed us in the land of "oh my God".

In front of me was a truck container dazzling its buttocks like the lion king of a forest. Immediately; I threw my driver into caution; like " driver; I no dey in Haste ooooo;hen hen"everybody in the bus looked at me; but deep inside of me I knew I was speaking someone's church mind.

Beseech thee; the driver no hear o.He struggles among the buses and now was beside this truck.Haaa; Lobatan( it is finish) ; I started praying to God for His forgiveness.Not that am a concentrated sinner but I might have done something wrong which I didn't know its a sin.This runs through my mind a lot most time I encounter trucks with unbalanced container.

I don't know if am the only 1 that does this? if u do signify please.The picture of the container.

chiibekee:
No design wey person no go see today. Make I remove my bra snap my own pix and post. Brb

I dey wait;do sharp sharp before my mb finish!

metroparrot:
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good news on FP for the first time.

for real?

Apex32:
Na film trick joor is not real

na jetli bro!lolz

runnazz:
na training

training kuwa!Lolz

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ABJDOT:
I've upload the photo now thanks.

Where d head?

jaelz:
yup ur fada na him be mumu

Yup ur fada na him be mumu, werey!

jaelz:
nah wire oh, enough of all this snake killings when person go kill dragon now?

Mumu

titurex:
[/color][color=#990000] ;DLol.. I wonder how the pips inside came out.

Boot

tobtap:
both

See your teeth as e white!how this take be both?proof!

akpumping7720:
Boss! Most of these ladies aren't loyal. Two years ago, I met a lady on social network; I was bleeping her one day and she confessed to me that day makes it one year that she did intoduction with her fiance... My eyes nearly pop out of it socket. Ever since then have been avoiding her. I won't tell u to overlook this acts, just decide what is good for yourself cos no man can monitor a lady's movement and it is only d day u take your lady to the altar that she becomes your wife... Just as Corruption is to Africa so also is Disloyalty and Indecency to some wayward ladies. If u still want to stick to her stay and if u can't overlook the act, end the relationship and move forward!

Tnx a lot,u have spoken well!

RoyalBlak007:
Is this Computer Village, Ikeja?

Yep,ikeja

A man was spotted entertaining people with His gifted Talent .I really don't know the right word to use to caption this picture,could it be a Black Magic or Science!caption this:

petsolo15:
I have been in a serious relationship with this girl for two years now. i asked her where she was last nite when we were chatting but she didn't reply me.
She left whatsapp after reading the message and then she switched off her two phones. Efforts to called her was unproductive. Instantly, my instincts told me something was wrong somewhere. I called her girl friend if she was with her and she said 'no'.
finally, i went to her house to check if she was at home around 11:30 pm but to my greatest surprise, her room was locked up. I went home but couldn't sleep all through the nite. The whole drama was getting more strange cos i trust her very much and i couldn't comprehend the idea that she was sleeping in another guys room at that time.

This morning around 6:am, she messaged me on whatsapp that she was at home and that she is very sorry for not replying my message. I sprang up from the bed and went to her house immediately but on getting to her house, i found out that her room was still locked.

She later came home around 7:30 am and met me on her door post. We went inside the room and i asked her where she was coming from; after series of lies, she later opened up that she spent the nite at a friend's house(male) whom she visited the previous evening. She started crying that i should forgive her that nothing(s*x) happened between them during the nite.

I told her it was over between us and i warned her never to contact me again. Lo, on leaving the room, she brought out her kitchen knife that she was going to kill her self since i 've broke up wit her.. after some moment of dragging, i was able to resusciate the knife from her and i told her i wasn't leaving her any more.. This girl is very serious about killing her self if i leave her and i love her very much; but the thought of her sleeping in another man's house is driving me crazy. What should i do?

dz days ladies are very sumhow,they ways are just absurd(Guys are most faithful)ladies are all pretenders!y u go brkup for her presence?u shud have gotten home bfre doing that!u beta leave ha now and thank me later.Cos if you don't you are either cooking your future or frying your career!

hardychris:
you be correct guy o!
Just 2 months and you want to marry her just like that is all ryt.

Guy,u didn't understand!we have bn togeda for abt 1 n half years!we are alwz togeda after every two months interval.now u grab!

adaksbullet:
Bro guy, is me u insulting like these? I first u come nl o......respet his resipoca o

Lolz,no vex!senior bullet,for ur church mind,u sef know say I dey talk true na

adaksbullet:
I jos finish eating suya whit my beer hand so I jus ran too batroom too baff when I see soap in ground..............MA!!!!!!!!!!!!




Momi is call me


Am come

Guy u are a waste of resources!

ogochukwu247:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ue-2s5-AXvc/Vd3MX70XiGI/AAAAAAAGXbw/_FpjmhFD7vI/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]

Looks like this is an on-set photo. Omotola and her second daughter Meraiah Ekeinde are the Mother - Daughter ambassadors for the campaign for the awareness of Iron deficiency anaemia in women and teenage girls.

source
https://instagram.com/p/62CUbwm0DF/?taken-by=realomosexy

What am I seeing?commot make I look am wella(ctrl zoom)na nipple be dat or na dot?dz pple no go spoil my immaculated eyes!lolz

ogochukwu247:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ue-2s5-AXvc/Vd3MX70XiGI/AAAAAAAGXbw/_FpjmhFD7vI/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]

Looks like this is an on-set photo. Omotola and her second daughter Meraiah Ekeinde are the Mother - Daughter ambassadors for the campaign for the awareness of Iron deficiency anaemia in women and teenage girls.

source
https://instagram.com/p/62CUbwm0DF/?taken-by=realomosexy

Beautiful mum,beautiful daughter!

MzzTega:
Beautiful!!!!

I know how to swim. Want to learn how to fly also,can't take any chances,he might want to propose in the air.

I can provide u wit artificial propeller.

spiralwedge:
issylarry, pls tell them all... pls abeg u. You know why?
She may come back in weeks time to say she was pregnant for you. That time no one would believe you. And you cant any SH.IT. Tell them now and free yourself.
Ibadan girls are desperate n can be fetish o, especially when they are desperate to cover their shame.

thank me later

Thanks,have done that!I just explained everything to her elder brother

Chelseafan1:
Lol....I can't say if its a good idea to break it or not buh I'm currently in a long distance relationship, she's in Skul, I'm in faraway Kebbi state serving, we love each other so much, I can't break up cos I'm being paranoid, I get scared really and I get to study and watch her moves buh wen someone cheats, d partner may not get to know, even wen u catch someone red-handed, dey can still try to play smart on u.

My girl gets attention from too many guys a lot buh I av warned her and made her swear not to visit a guy at home or privately, she herself fears visiting a guy at home buh den, we don't av d power to know peoples mind, we can only trust and hope for the best.

Personally, I hate cheating, im being smart wt my babe, I let her alone, as much as I try to trust her, I don't totally do, wen I check ur phone, I see something fishy, I let u know right there, I made sure we swore not to ever cheat, it disgusts me, never will I cheat, its fair enough not to wanna be cheated on.

But most of our girls love attention from the male folks too much, they like to be noticed, taken out, seen around 'happening' guys, they like to have fun, in their quest for these, they end up falling prey of the bad guys.

Most girls need be educated, orientated about the fact that, they shouldn't get too close to different guys all in d name of friendship )especially if u don't wanna make regretable mistakes, its becoming increasing hard these days for guys to wanna stay platonic, they always want more, they don't care if a girl is in a rel or not.....it shouldn't be.

I think getting a faithful girl these days is just pure luck.

My guy,its not about swearing o!she has done that a lot .see even if she uses her life to swear.I can't ever gv dt trust out anymore

N1one:
See your life

You did smashing crazily and you no want make another man chop

You don pay her dowry?

You dey far away, wetin you expect the gal to dey do? Make she dey stick cucumber for her toto if konji dey catch her

You better forgive her.. It's not a big deal

Guy,e be like say u don't understand wat am saying!itz mine na,person wey I don propose to na

refreshrate:
Me that had one living on the next street and the eediot started dating the boy in the next house to their own nko? To make matters worse the double eediot boy too was now feeling like a don that he got "my babe"

OP do like me

First, you dont owe any gaddemn mother any silly explanation. What good would that do?
I waited for the above mentioned eediots to finally get married, then smashed the stupid girl several times afterwards.

You snatch my babe
I smash your wife God no go vex

Moral of the story
a slot is a slot
Dont feel bad for nothing

God really loves you to reveal this slot to you.
Imagine if it was after going to prostrate?

Hian!

Assuming i ended up marrying the slot in my case no be so she for dey cut corner while i dey office?

Guy rejoice o! Your mama prayer that you will marry a good wife has come to pass...somewhat.


One small fvck up on your part sha, you suppose still smash the babe TDB before leaving then just keep her as a side dish, how you go allow money for guest house waste like that oga?

I did the smashing crazily.My Money no waste o!I did d poking for some rounds before this happened.

ElFenomeno1:
Your father is the yaba left patient ... you fu..cking pillock!
May Amadioha blow your balls into hopeless pieces!!!

Your father is the yaba left patient...you fu..cking pillock.May Amadioha or Sango blow your balls into hopeless pieces!!! Guy,u went too far!u have just started bhaving like a kid.

ElFenomeno1:
Your father is the yaba left patient ... you fu..cking pillock!
May Amadioha blow your balls into hopeless pieces!!!

Lolz,so e pain u!don't always believe u knw how to talk to people anyhow!try to add some useful facts into pple's lives not talking to dem anyhow.me no get any misunderstanding with,as I gatz beta tinz to tink abt.