₦airaland Forum

I had the greatest shock of my life last week, which I never still believe why it happened to me. To cut the story short,I had a fiancee which we have been planning on getting married. In The course of time have been so familiar with her mum and siblings and we were just about preparing for our introduction. Due to the nature of my work I live in lagos and she stays at Ibadan, have been so faithful to her(you all know what am talking about).

On the 16th of aug, (saturday), I told her I was going to come around on the 19th. (Wednesday). when I got to Ibadan on wednesday, I checked-in in a guest house closer to her house. I was so happy been around her again, because I believed since her mum knows me, mehn, I thought I owned her. (That was the best mistake have ever made),Later in the night she was called by her brother to come over, so she decided to go and attend to her brother leaving me with her phone. Seriously,when she left I was just staring at the phone for some minutes and later I decided to check out for some more lovely pictures of my ironical wife. As time goes by I then decided to glance through her chats (wasn't intentional but didn't know what springed that up in me) Her recent chats was laced accordingly to how recent the chats has been. My chats with her was first,then I opened the 2nd chat(what I saw was crazy).

My so called ironical fiancee have been cheating on me. The chats was like my gf initiated the chat with him. She went to his place on Monday and they had sex. This is the lady I want to marry o,seriously I feel love doesn't truely exist. Its just a name not an ACT anymore. I got annoyed and asked her out of my room because if I should see her I could inflicts my annoyance on her(she might end up in hospital).

Now,what can I do? she's been begging me not to tell her elder brother .The mum hasn't heard anything about what transpired, even her siblings and have decided to let them know, so that they would know the kind of daughter they are living with(Packaged-slut). Is that the right decision? Or should I just delete every contacts I have with her? What can I do? Her mum do call me sometimes, now its so obvious am breaking up the relationship! But do I have to tell her mum or siblings who can understand how I really feel about it! Please, can you share me some advice or perspectives! I will appreciate it.

Swaggzkid:
Where do I belong?

That question me no get answer to that!but to me,if u aint refering to d post u can belong to anywhere on earth,if u no find ur location for earth u fit go space!lolz,no offence.

I took cognizance of a particular act among the youths both rich and poor,even this happens among guys and ladies too. we tends to hide our age,celebrity would be like am 19 years in which he/she is 23 or 25 years of age. The irony of age is when a celebrity tends to reduce is age even if we believed he/she should be older while in that same sense an "ajepako" guy/lady augment their age for maturity,instead of 21years,he/she claims 25 years.
In summary: Rich guys= reduces their age
Ajepako guys/ladies= augment their ages to claim maturity.lolz!

sigiyaya:
Is he a YORUBA man?

U no get sense guy,abi u no sabi read or reason? Does AMINU sounds like he's a yoruba man? No offence guy,I just dey talk my own ni.

jammani:
Lol Badt guy

Lolz.nice 1 guy

jammani:
Lol God forbid. Yur babe nkor?? I no mind that one, yu go jst to meet those yur guys

D only babe wey I wan get na ur sista!u go manage my ex-? Lolz

jammani:
Tnx bro, oya on a trade by barter tins. Sis 4 sis. Agree?

Me no kan get sista o,but I get guys sha. u go manage am?lolz

jammani:
me and my sister too

Your sister make sense!oya send ha numba?lolZz.u sef no bad!

I really just want to know if unilag 2015/2016 D.E form is still on sale!

What's the name of the company ?

charley94:
I don't know, but according to the message displayed, the admin cannot accept mail from outsiders

Got same error msg,so wah do u suggest we do?

osasboy:
Dear NL,
I have attached an excel tutorial file to enable young Accountants/consultants/Engineers ,whom walk with excel sheet learn how to use the "date and time" functions in excel.

The attach document will teach you how to use DATE,TIME,WEEKS, excel functions very well and make your job faster and more professional .

Hope you find it useful.

If there are other excel functions you would like to learn please let me know and I shall help out if I have and know about it.

Thanks

Plz am really in need of dz,dz z ma email: okunlola.israel@gmail.com

Lolzzzz

Keyboard Shortcuts (Microsoft Windows)
1. CTRL+C (Copy)
2. CTRL+X (Cut)
... 3. CTRL+V (Paste)
4. CTRL+Z (Undo)
5. DELETE (Delete)
6. SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
7. CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
8. CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
9. F2 key (Rename the selected item)
10. CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
11. CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
12. CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
13. CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
14. CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
15. CTRL+A (Select all)
16. F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
17. ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
18. ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
19. ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
20. ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
21. CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents opensimultaneously)
22. ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
23. ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
24. F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
25. F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
26. SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
27. ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
28. CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
29. ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu) Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
30. F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
31. RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
32. LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
33. F5 key (Update the active window)
34. BACKSPACE (View the folder onelevel up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
35. ESC (Cancel the current task)
36. SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROMinto the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)
Dialog Box - Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
2. CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
3. TAB (Move forward through the options)
4. SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
5. ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
6. ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
7. SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
8. Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
9. F1 key (Display Help)
10. F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
11. BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts
1. Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
2. Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
3. Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
4. Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
5. Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restorethe minimized windows)
6. Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
7. Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
8. CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
9. Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
10. Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
11. Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
12. Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)
13. Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts
14. Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
15. Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
16. Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
17. SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
18. NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
19. Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)
20. Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
21. END (Display the bottom of the active window)
22. HOME (Display the top of the active window)
23. NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
24. NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)

MMC Console keyboard shortcuts

1. SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
2. F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
3. F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
4. CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
5. CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
6. ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for theselected item)
7. F2 key (Rename the selected item)
8. CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)

Remote Desktop Connection Navigation
1. CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)
2. ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
3. ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
4. ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
5. ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
6. CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
7. ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
8. CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
9. CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place asnapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboardand provide the same functionality aspressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
2. CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
3. CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
4. CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
5. CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
6. CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
7. CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
8. CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box,the same as CTRL+L)
9. CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
10. CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
11. CTRL+W (Close the current window)

cozy7:
Well, it depends on who d person is to u. I once dated a girl who attributed how mch I missed her to d amount of missed calls she sees on her phone.......

She be pikin be dt!

emandman:
It's zenith wot about you at climath And let others come in and contribute

Aw wz the processes for entry level when u applied as a teller man?

I got a message yesterday stated;You have been shortlisted for an engagement interview of Leadway IBA scheme on 4/5/15 at 1st Floor,Garnet House Igbo Efon Lekki by 9am.Come with ur CV.I just want to know if it's genuine and about the address too.Please anybody with more knowledge on this?plz help!

sexyseun:
I will look more prettier than her when am 55, it's not a brag it's a fact

Na u knw jooor!how do we knw abt dt?

No b in fault na,na high unemployment rate cos am

onila:
hehe
remember when my cousin mate teased me for being flat while her boobs had grown a little

one day when I was 10 years old, my wicked aunt told me her 4 year old daughters boobs were bigger than mine jokingly

I cldnt take it anymore


I prayed, prayed and prayed . .today my boobs are much bigger than everyones boobs in the family
I am boasting of a 38D size bra

the challenges of being a skinny female hehehe

Op!pishuuuuuurrreeee ooooo

SalesConsultant:
Ever since I started the thread: Before you go for any sales job; Free Lessons www.nairaland.com/2166702/before-go-sales-job-free over 10,000 views. I have received good numbers of calls from reputable companies requesting for knowledgeable salespeople for immediate employment. But, we www.salesmanshipcentre.com do corporate sales training for companies and, normally do not train individuals. But, if you are interested in any of these sales and marketing jobs, quickly Reply Your Email Address on this thread to receive our Sales Training manual "The Complete Guide To Result Oriented Selling - Self Study Edition" on your mail box for Free.

The Complete Guide To Result Oriented Selling is a Sales Training manual compiled and published by SALESMANSHIP CENTRE for Corporate Sales Training. This Self Study Edition will equally take you through the phases of result oriented selling, show you how to sell differently to different people; identifying buyers behaviour with illustrations, Samples, steps and techniques you can adopt in your sales career and, start getting remarkable results even as a complete novice.

For good reasons we are now giving this material to interested job seekers free of charge; while you give us your CV in return. How? Just answer the question at the feedback section of this sales training manual i.e. Type your answer at the bottom of your CV and then, send to us via Cv@salesmanshipcentre.com. This is necessary for grading and therefore gives us the confidence to refer you to any of these companies here in Nigeria, don't miss out.


This programme is powered by:
SALESMANSHIP CENTRE
www.salesmanshipcentre.com
Tel: 09024605094

NB: On receiving this sales training manual on your mail box come right back here and modify your email address on this thread to e.g. I have receive it, thanks, got it, etc to prevent spam messages. Thanks!

Okunlola.israel@gmail.com

teemanbastos:
endTIMES

Lolz,sori!u no get sense.

Lala247:
LADIES and GENTS
please describe your ex using a few words

E.g

*emotional
*hot
*pathetic

......
Have a bit of fun with it

Worst lady have ever met

kitnah:
What's so bad in all this??

If you love her,you will do it

Taaaaaa!don't bring that one cum here,must she slap me playfully wen weneva we r playin.besides,its not romantic!

zonga:
An auxiliary Nurse is urgently needed . If you have interest, send CV to matirheren@yahoo.com.

Goin to share this with a friend!when is the deadline of the submission of cv's.
Can u also gv sum more details about the hospital and more!

OkikiOluwa1:
Really.
I m suspecting theses people

Lolz,one "s" is ok!(Theses),u just dey too anxious to put sumtin down!just jokin o bro!but av got same reasonin wt ya.

vjsmiles:
hit or miss

She's just too beautiful

geniusng:
It is nationwide. YES, you can take the training online.

I did the training sometimes ago,did the test self and till now have not heard from you guys.

kinglekan:
[b]



O'neal Incorporated
Marvysammy@gmail.com - No 1, Babatunde str, off Ogunlana Drive, Surulere, Lagos


Globaldrill Bay Oil & Gas Limited
Globaldrillbay@gmail.com, Info@globaldrillbayoil.com - Kristina Jade Learning Centre, No. 70B, Olorunlogbon Street, Off Alade Lawal Street, Anthony Village. Lagos State.


Virtual Human Resources Limited
Tejumolavhr@yahoo.com - 5,Akpomuje, Okoto, Oshodi Lagos


Zeolite Plus
07031666139 - 6,Akinremi str., Anifowose, Ikeja


Precious Metal International Network (PMIN) Limited
Admin@pmicoins.com - 269a - 279 Barking Road Plaistow, London E13 8EQ UK


Virginland Careers
Virginland1careers@gmail.com - Lagos


Marigold Mobile Kitchens
Info.marigoldkitchen@gmail.com - 73, Akerele Street Surulere Lagos


Health Stream Alliance
Healthenlist@gmail.com - Toyin Street, Ikeja


Starline Consult Nigeria Ltd
Starlineconsult2@yahoo.com - Obigbo Road, Aba Road, Port Harcourt, Rivers, Nigeria


Crystalite Care Ventures
Crystalitecareventurecruitment@gmail.com - Ibadan Road, Ibadan South-West, Oyo, Nigeria.


Medpro Global Resources
Bluepalms04@gmail.com - 161 Ikorodu rd beside Lanre Shittu motors Onipanu B/S, Lagos


Boss Resources
Frecohr@gmail.com - 90,Awolowo way,Opp MAN House,Ikeja


Global Oil Consult
Globaloilconsultant@gmail.com - Toyin street Ikeja Lagos Nigeria


Home Places Consult
Homeplacesconsult@gmail.com - Lagos State


Dahlia Consult
Dahlia.consult110@gmail.com - Lagos State


[/b]


Courtesy: NG CAREERS

https://ngcareers.com/fake-companies/?utm_source=InternalEmail&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=fake+companies

Bera!nice filtering!

hardbody:
Keep strolling and typing. I don't want to hear stories that touch ooo

Lolz