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The daughter of Nnaji the palm wine tapper who slapped the buttocks of Obiageli to test if it would shake in order to determine her fecundity, is making us proud

Zuckerberg just dropped a sacarstic punchline!!!

NEVER marry someone with anger issues... They could pull a bad surprise on you anytime.

Nigerians will not kill me... By the way, your president is about taking you guys on a flight to the NEXT LEVEL...

Make 2019 do come abeg make we know the winners and the losers... Internet Service Providers are just making money on the head of Nigerians over e-wars.

Wrong comparison: cost of living in America is far more than that of Nigeria.

If you don't add when a sweet talking guy tells you a story about how he escaped the rat race and now makes money in seven figures, then the story won't be complete.

One thing is for sure: those guys will NEVER enter heaven UNLESS they repent(probably in the dying minute).

You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this:

1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues)
2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.)
3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs
4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock
5. Ban the use of makeup by females
6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites
7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths
8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery
9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents
10. Cut off their access to the internet

Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm)

Over 100M to buy one car that doesn't fit Nigerian roads... Madness is not only when a man goes naked in public.

She's slaying for Obama... Ex-first lady wey sabi.

KANU is lucky to have married a "natural beauty" unlike Ogbonna... Some ladies be weighing 56 without makeup and 80 after makeup (run from such).

Am going to apply for Nairaland Development Association(NDA)...

Olori ibu

Losers trying to impress with grammar. Why not just summarize the grammar by saying "wetin Miracle talk PAIN ME...but God dey sha" .

Nawao, all this grammar just because Miracle said he is no more doing?

Nina right now...

When I heard Davido decided to serve, I knew he was gonna do something crazy before camp was over in order to trend again...if this news is true, then the attention seeker has gotten the attention of lazy Nigerian youths again...Why couldn't he just suspend ALL shows for the three weeks he would be in camp?

Well, this is Nigeria: it is possible he has settled the state director, camp commandant and the rest.

SEONaijaExpert:
My neighbours kitchen and she's showing us skin and laps?

Is that what they sell there?

Yeah, they sell chicken laps there with the skin intact (that's what she's trying to explain with her laps)

The only challenge is that some of them will still spillover after all that signing out parade while some will later have permanent seat here on nairaland because of lack of job even after graduating with good grades...such is life.

Eya, the red sea of the poor girl has been parted already by the rod of Moses two pedophiles in her compound (reason why l hate compound houses).

GNLD people...scammers everywhere. They are everywhere in Lagos scamming people and they have started moving into Abuja.

This is the real Wizkid, the other kid should change his name to Bleepkid

I rushed in here thinking it was something outside the ordinary: like using the water collected during feet washing service to "obtain" members cash/glory. Op, be kiaful o

"But when the policeman saw that it was me, I told them to let us go downstairs to resolve the matter"

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