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TV/Movies / Re: Movie Review: LIONHEART (Genevieve Nnaji‘s Film) by IstandWithGod: 12:45pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
The daughter of Nnaji the palm wine tapper who slapped the buttocks of Obiageli to test if it would shake in order to determine her fecundity, is making us proud 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian Ladies, If Your Boyfriend Does These, Dump Him - Busty Slay Queen by IstandWithGod: 12:35pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this: 1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues) 2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.) 3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs 4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock 5. Ban the use of makeup by females 6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites 7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths 8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery 9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents 10. Cut off their access to the internet Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm) 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Phones / Re: See The Response Mark Zuckerberg Gave Facebook User Over Jesus by IstandWithGod: 12:13pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Zuckerberg just dropped a sacarstic punchline!!! |
Crime / Re: Man Chops Off Brother's Hand During Christmas Fight In Bayelsa. Graphic Photo by IstandWithGod: 11:51am On Dec 27, 2018 |
NEVER marry someone with anger issues... They could pull a bad surprise on you anytime. |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Predicts Atiku As The Winner Of 2019 Election by IstandWithGod: 11:46am On Dec 27, 2018 |
Nigerians will not kill me... By the way, your president is about taking you guys on a flight to the NEXT LEVEL... 11 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Skales Celebrates His Mother In Christmas Photo by IstandWithGod: 9:32am On Dec 27, 2018 |
Advice to every lady... In case you get pregnant outside wedlock, kindly don't abort it because you might end up giving birth to the Next |
Politics / Re: Buahari’s Campaign: APC Commends Akwa Ibom Government For Releasing Stadium by IstandWithGod: 8:40am On Dec 27, 2018 |
Make 2019 do come abeg make we know the winners and the losers... Internet Service Providers are just making money on the head of Nigerians over e-wars. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See How Much Nigeria Vs US Military Is Earning Per Month by IstandWithGod: 7:45am On Dec 27, 2018 |
Wrong comparison: cost of living in America is far more than that of Nigeria. 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: We’ll Accept The Challenge If You Make Family A Campaign Issue, Presidency Tells by IstandWithGod: 7:22am On Dec 27, 2018 |
We are tired of all these allegations and counter allegations... If the trumpet in heaven is missing, angel Gab., abeg blow flute make we come home. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Been To GNLD Interview Gather Here Let's Laugh Small. by IstandWithGod: 10:16pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
If you don't add when a sweet talking guy tells you a story about how he escaped the rat race and now makes money in seven figures, then the story won't be complete. One thing is for sure: those guys will NEVER enter heaven UNLESS they repent(probably in the dying minute). 2 Likes |
Politics / HILARIOUS WAYS TO FRUSTRATE NAIJA YOUTHS by IstandWithGod: 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this: 1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues) 2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.) 3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs 4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock 5. Ban the use of makeup by females 6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites 7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths 8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery 9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents 10. Cut off their access to the internet Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm) 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Arthur Eze Buys 2019 Roll Royce (Photos) by IstandWithGod: 8:41pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Over 100M to buy one car that doesn't fit Nigerian roads... Madness is not only when a man goes naked in public. 8 Likes |
Fashion / Re: 1.3million Naira Mitchelle Obama Balenciaga Boots Sparks Online Frenzy. by IstandWithGod: 8:39pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
She's slaying for Obama... Ex-first lady wey sabi. |
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Bounces Back, Poses With Christmas Tree As He Shares Adorable Photos by IstandWithGod: 8:04pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Tiwa took away this guy's shine...FEAR WOMEN!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo And His Wife, Amara Shine In New Photo by IstandWithGod: 6:28pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
KANU is lucky to have married a "natural beauty" unlike Ogbonna... Some ladies be weighing 56 without makeup and 80 after makeup (run from such). 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ambode Gives N500 Million To 275 CDAs In Lagos (Photos) by IstandWithGod: 8:11pm On Sep 23, 2018 |
Am going to apply for Nairaland Development Association(NDA)... 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Sells Father To Kidnappers For N45,000 In Osun by IstandWithGod: 10:12pm On Sep 04, 2018 |
Olori ibu 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Nina Reacts To Miracle Publicly Dumping Her On Instagram by IstandWithGod: 9:54pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Losers trying to impress with grammar. Why not just summarize the grammar by saying "wetin Miracle talk PAIN ME...but God dey sha" . 145 Likes 9 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Nina Reacts To Miracle Publicly Dumping Her On Instagram by IstandWithGod: 9:54pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Nawao, all this grammar just because Miracle said he is no more doing? 15 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Miracle: 'Nina And I Are Not Dating, We Are Not In Love' by IstandWithGod: 8:38pm On Sep 01, 2018 |
Nina right now... 13 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Did Davido Flout NYSC Bye-Laws By Leaving Camp For Boston Tour?- Sahara Reporter by IstandWithGod: 6:13pm On Sep 01, 2018 |
When I heard Davido decided to serve, I knew he was gonna do something crazy before camp was over in order to trend again...if this news is true, then the attention seeker has gotten the attention of lazy Nigerian youths again...Why couldn't he just suspend ALL shows for the three weeks he would be in camp? Well, this is Nigeria: it is possible he has settled the state director, camp commandant and the rest. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Becomes My Neighbours Kitchen Ambassador (Photo) by IstandWithGod: 6:07pm On Sep 01, 2018 |
SEONaijaExpert: Yeah, they sell chicken laps there with the skin intact (that's what she's trying to explain with her laps) |
Education / Re: FUTA Final Year Students Sign Out In Style by IstandWithGod: 9:10pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
The only challenge is that some of them will still spillover after all that signing out parade while some will later have permanent seat here on nairaland because of lack of job even after graduating with good grades...such is life. 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl Defiled By Two Married Men In Their Compound In Lagos by IstandWithGod: 8:40pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Eya, the red sea of the poor girl has been parted already by the rod of 5 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Interview Turned Training Invite... by IstandWithGod: 2:21pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
GNLD people...scammers everywhere. They are everywhere in Lagos scamming people and they have started moving into Abuja. |
Education / Re: Age: David Okorogheye Denied Admission From Studying Medicine For Being 15 Years by IstandWithGod: 2:15pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
This is the real Wizkid, the other kid should change his name to Bleepkid 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: EXPOSED!! Bishop Oyepedo Reveals The Source Of His Wealth And Its Shocking by IstandWithGod: 2:06pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
I rushed in here thinking it was something outside the ordinary: like using the water collected during feet washing service to "obtain" members cash/glory. Op, be kiaful o |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke: I Was Not Arrested For Slapping Dana Air Staff by IstandWithGod: 10:25am On Aug 28, 2018 |
"But when the policeman saw that it was me, I told them to let us go downstairs to resolve the matter" More like... 35 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: 'Yansh And Boobs Will Pass Away'- Man Reveals The Kind Of Girl Men Should Marry by IstandWithGod: 10:17am On Aug 28, 2018 |
Marry someone that'll lift your destiny 47 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Big Val Jokotoye Exposes Instagram Scammer Who Makes N20K A Day, Shares Proof by IstandWithGod: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
Neldrizzy: 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Big Val Jokotoye Exposes Instagram Scammer Who Makes N20K A Day, Shares Proof by IstandWithGod: 2:14pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
Vision2045: 9 Likes
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