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Reconciliation mode activated.

... Leave am make e dey speak English there...by the time e broke, e go come back come sell gala for Lagos traffic.

Journalists: What do you have to say about that guy?
Ghetto Honourable: I think he didn't return all the money in the bag he found, he kept some for TP to work.

Journalists: Sir what do you have to say about those kids?
Ghetto Honourable: I think those kids are lucky...but I feel sorry for his son though because he is already developing inferiority complex due to the poor father figure he has(father concentrates more on his sister).

Conversation Between a Rat and Man..I don laff tire*�

*Rat:* (with tiny voice) Hello

*Man:* Hello, Who am I speaking with?

*Rat:* Na Mr. John be dis abi?

*Man*: Yes you are speaking with Mr. John, who is this please?

*Rat:* So you no recognise my voice abi? Na me your Room Mate

*Man:* You say what?

*Rat*: Your Room Mate Rat. I dey your Room now.

*Man*: I beg your pardon?

*Rat*: Which yeye beg you dey beg.

I never chop since yesterday wey you waka comot.

I check that place you dey put food i no see anything.

I check kitchen nothing. I even check your Fridge no single food there.

E be like say you wan kill me with hungry abi? No problem, I just say make I let you know say that your Certificate for inside your wardrobe wey dem write *UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR,

I don chop the *''CALA'' comot remain *"BAR", (BcuS I no get any business with bar).

Make I see which work you go fit get with *"UNIVERSITY OF "BAR"* ...idiot, yeye man, you think say you get sense.

GOOD NIGHT!!!.

When Iceberg Slim was busy chopping her and pressing her bumbum in public she was enjoying it, now that nigg@h has moved on and dumped her sorry @$$, she is here trying to get attention with an archaic quote.

Until people start spelling your child's name incorrectly that's when you will understand that "using your brain" as at when due is better than using your emotions.

When the snake sees Lalasticlala, it will be like...

I just hope Didier Drogba didn't do any fetish sacrifice? Because at a time, his career was just slaying critics anyhow.

Come to think of it, he didn't deny beating his wife to a pulp, he only used the "story distracting cover up technique"... Even if he did beat his wife, that beating wasn't a recent one that was why he was able to run back home and do damage control without the scar(s) showing on his wife's face.

Nice one, but which kind awkward pose wizkid con pose so...looks like he was confused on how to pose for the pix.

Any bad habit you don't stop now will stop you later.

weyreypey:
..Monica Osagie, the graduate of the Obafemi Awolowo University, who leaked the alleged audio conversation between her and Professor Richard Akindele in February, tells SUNDAY ABORISADE that her life has been miserable since she exposed the sex-for-mark scandal

The Prof. fit don enter one baba shrine for her head.

Who send them soldier work?

Lobatan

Funny enough a Ghanaian prophet also declared recently that the next Nigerian president will be a youth and his name starts with the letter "S" - could it be Saraki

But his big for nothing Manhood gave her three children nah...but some women too like drilling: you be borehole Kilode? The man cannot rest again in his own house? The thing na food?

Don't get deceived by "look-alike" o...na woman dey know who the real papa of pikin be.

2019 stunts... Meanwhile:

That second PIC though... Hope nobi my engine oil this boy carry rub body so Lemme goan check

Congrats bro.