₦airaland Forum

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

The Oppressed HOUSEBOY make me laugh eeeh!!!

You can say that again @Reno!!!
OVER TO mURIC!!!!

God bless the man for not risking the lives of other people !!!

I consider this as hate speech!!!
Is he trying to incite gullible fanatics to start killing people of other religion.
Government should try and put this man where he should be before he gathers more followers and form his own Islamic sect "like one still in detention".
This is how they start oooh!!!
I was teaching in a Muslim school and I know the innocent children believe in all their teachers feed them with NOT like other parts where children argue with their teachers when they tell them things that doesn't seem right!!!

ValCon888:
With the exception of protests in a few places other countries implemented the lockdown policy without incident.
But in Nigeria:
1. Multiple accidents because nobody wants to be late for curfew.
2. Government will dash states spoilt food and states will do back to sender.
3. Almajiri will be used to play table tennis.
4. Police and army will brutalize citizens.
5. Criminals will write letter that they want to come and steal.
3. Pastors will ask permission to heal patients.
4. Pastors will climb lonely mountain with video crew.
5. States will do verbal autopsy which also means "audio".
6. Government will beg Elon Musk for ventilators and buy new cars the next day.
7. President will give "live" broadcast but the speech is already out before the broadcast has started.

This country is a perfect example of How Not To Fight Covid19.

This one ma final finishing!!!!

What's the essence of the public holiday??
We are tired of staying at home already!!!

Speak no more!!!

May

Samanza89:
Uyo my city. Proudly ayin Akwa Ibom.

udemzyudex:
Him tag you for the post? Which one be who send am?

So he didn't do well huh? You can as well snap your area and post it here to continue from where he stop.

Bros an hungry man is an Angry man!!!
Everything de vex person where dey hungry!!!

May God help us

Samanza89:
Uyo my city. Proudly ayin Akwa Ibom.

Yenefer:
Our people need reduce giving birth to children that they cannot take care of. Alamjiri is a hausa thing not islamic. I'm always ashamed of seen this little children begging. Imagine this criminal alcoholic rubbing it on our faces

You mean there are no Hausa Christians in the north??
Why do the Hausa Christians don't send their children to go and do "karatu"?

It's the right step towards the right direction.
Give birth to the number of pikins you can take care of.