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immazee:
Did u travel there to find all this out.

no they are all over europe too, no need to travel

SeanT21:
Go n marry 1 my friend!!

well i found a perfect one, but then she went back to the father of her baby. oh snap

yeah she has been going to the gym supposedly, but she can't stop shoving her face with pounded yam and fried rice

Because I don't want to end up with big mamma

lololol source?

A prostitute has at least 2000 sex partners a year, and that's a very conservative number

maybe go to a voodoo man and ask him to put a spell on her pussy so it only opens for you. apart from that there's nothing you can do, buy a gun and shove it to her head maybe

justwise:
Yes u are having a Nightmare, but don't be too sure of ur gf

Should I hire somebody to stalk her? Like a lady which she can become friends with and tell her everything. . .

Why don't you get her to a hospital and test her for aids and other stds

Then go to the police

And if she knows who did it go and buy a gun

best luck dude

Tonight I had the most terrible terrible dream on the subject.


I dreamed I was walking down the showglass street because something told me I had to check it out because something fishy was going on. Then I saw her! My girlfriend standing in a showglass! She didn't see me yet, so I called her. I asked her where are you and she said I'm at home. I then walked in front of her showglass looked her in the eye and said "really?"

I kinda freaked out and so did she, she was like "darling i never done this before i swear, this is my first time" and shit. I felt like damn my life is messed up. Then her colleague was a vile oyibo prostitute who enjoyed my pain, probably because she wasn't loved as a child. In fact the oyibo prozzy insulted me so much I lost all self control, pulled her on the ground and bit her in the hand. Then she said I HAVE HEPATITIS HAHA. I was wondering if that was a joke. ANyway I went inside the place and broke the showglass because I was so furiously enraged.

Then I left and felt all alone in the world. I went to some friends to go out but their girlfriends made me even more angry. They were like "your girlfriend is a prostitute? does she have a name or do you just call her Hot or something?" I said bitch please i've been with her for 3 years and i just found out today ok? give me a break. she then shut up and felt sorry i think.

then i realized that even if it were true she only started it today, which was not the case abeg, by now it has been so many hours she must have had clients and so it means she was having sex with other men. and i was crying.

then i called her in my dream with loud and angry voice where are you where are you? and she was like darling are u drunk? i was like dont play games where are you? she said darling im the toilet. then i found out it was all a dream and she had been with me the whole time. (still in the dream)


then i woke up and felt like DAMN WTF THIS IS MESSED UP SHIT

benincitys:
all the Nigeria girls in europan are prostitution's what? if i will know where you live only god know what i would have done to you to learn to respect Nigeria women in europan.
you and your friend are pigs

Holy crap, your username is BENIN CITY! That's like the Mekka of Nigerian prostitutes in Europe. I have yet to meet a Benin City girl in Europe that is NOT a prostitute!

(no offense)

8inch +

michelin89:
And this same guy is preaching about girls' morals?

So your stealing is not morally wrong abi?

it is my friend who is preaching about women can't you read ?

Dis Guy:
are u saying the only job nigeria girls do in Italy/Europe is prostitution?  

what about salon/tailoring etc etc

yes that's a good alternative, my girlfriend is in fact a tailor of traditional nigerian dresses and stuff, but she would have better been a hair specialist because the demand is higher and you can scam oyibo

Itohan123:
I'm chatting with a congo girl whom I shagged for a few weeks untill she returned to her baby daddy. She's coming over in 4 hours. I'm gonna put the privates on her

he says never date a thai woman they have dicks

and he says that poverty is over rated, when he grew up in lagos and you had food 2-3 times in a day and you are happy, what is poverty?