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RomanceHelp! My Once Nice Girlfriend Is Getting Fat! by Itohan123(op): 2:16pm On Sep 15, 2009
She weighed in at 153 lbs this morning and she's only 21 and has no children shocked

Her stomach is really fat


She says she wants to lose weight but she won't stop eating nigerian food which makes you fat like big mamma


i'm getting desperate sad
BusinessRe: In Uk But Wants To Go Into Haulage Business In Nigeria. Help And Advise Please? by Itohan123(m): 9:33am On Sep 10, 2009
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Music/RadioRe: Can Anyone Translate The Parts Of Ifunanya Which Are Not In English? by Itohan123(op): 11:27pm On Sep 08, 2009
ofokasibe:
do u actually think some people here would have time for this kind of thing? whats the added value now? r u adding value? grin grin
https://ftsb.alt130.net/livejournal/shut%20the%20fuck%20up.jpg
Music/RadioCan Anyone Translate The Parts Of Ifunanya Which Are Not In English? by Itohan123(op): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2009
funanya Ifunanya Ifunanya
Onye m'bu no bi
VERSE 1
Girl I know say you dey wonder why
why do people fall in love
It could be for the game of pleasure
I don't know
But when it comes to lust
Girl that's for sure
If you and I can turn these things around

HOOK
Girl na you
be the one that makes me smile
And it's true [Nne Nne]
na only you
fit give this love a chance to reign
baby don't go

CHORUS
All because of Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Because of ifunanya
Onye m'bu n'obi
Na because of Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Because of ifunanya
Onye m'bu n'obi
Nne biko biko don't go [oh oh]
Because of ifunanya
Onye m'bu n'obi
Baby biko biko don't go [oh oh]
Because of Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Ifunanya [Ifunanya eh eh]
Onye m'bu n'obi

VERSE 2
Now I know say
I done realize
There is something within us
Na those things wey dey make me sometimes
dey lose my trust [my love]
is knocking on your door
And na so
E go dey pursue you dey go go go

REPEAT HOOK

REPEAT CHORUS
[lyrics from www.niglyrics.com]

VERSE 3
My love is knocking on your door
I'm standing all alone
on my own
Nne Nne
Don't you see I'm waiting for so long
Don't let this love to fall
Don't keep me waiting under the rain

Biko Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Nyelum Aka [Nyelum Aka]
Ifunanya onye m'bu n'obi
Biko Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Nyelum aka [Nyelum aka]
Ifunanya onye m'bu n'obi
Onye m'bu n'obi (x7)

Biko Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Nyelum Aka [Nyelum Aka]
Ifunanya onye m'bu n'obi
Biko Ifunanya [Ifunanya]
Nyelum aka [Nyelum aka]
Ifunanya onye m'bu n'obi
Onye m'bu n'obi (till fade)
RomanceRe: Why Are Big Women So Enduring? by Itohan123(m): 1:44pm On Sep 07, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:
Why are big women so forgiving?
Why do they have such a large heart[almost always]?
Why are they so good at pampering men?
Why do they take pleasure in making the man in their life feel happy and fulfilled?
Why are they such active and responsive partners?
What makes them have such a healthy sex drive?
bullshit, they are greedy pigs that's all
RomanceRe: What Are The Things A Man Need To Do Before Proposing To A Lady? by Itohan123(m): 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2009
marriage is wrong
BusinessRe: Business Areas That Need Investment In Nigeria by Itohan123(m): 11:30pm On Sep 05, 2009
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RomanceRe: Just Sent A Message To One Of My Exes, She Replied by Itohan123(op): 2:13pm On Sep 02, 2009
izeek:
is this necessary!
she was just being civil. ever heard of the word?
she sucks dick and lets people Bleep her for 25 euro all day long
RomanceRe: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by Itohan123(m): 1:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
RomanceRe: The Most Romantic Thing Your Partner Has Told You? by Itohan123(m): 1:16pm On Sep 02, 2009
sweetcoint:
@TOPIC:
My told me that my cunt is as sweet as ever
when i slip it in i sometimes whisper in her ear "i just entered heaven"


is that romantic?
RomanceRe: Just Sent A Message To One Of My Exes, She Replied by Itohan123(op): 1:09pm On Sep 02, 2009
I'm gonna wait for a few days before sending a new one
RomanceRe: Just Sent A Message To One Of My Exes, She Replied by Itohan123(op): 12:51pm On Sep 02, 2009
MrPrsdent:
what else were U expecting?

she is just trying to be nice,for old times sake.

dont start getting funny ideas.
dunno we broke up like 10 times before. . . must get that toto
RomanceJust Sent A Message To One Of My Exes, She Replied by Itohan123(op): 12:44pm On Sep 02, 2009
I sent a message "Hi, how are you. I just want to see if you are ok"

she replied


"Am ok thank u"



hmm. . . I wonder . . .
RomanceRe: Help Me Determine Whether My Gf Speaks Bini, Ishan, Afamai Or Ora by Itohan123(op): 12:41pm On Sep 02, 2009
mailmalc:
Bini- Woyie (pronounced as Wor-e-yerr)
Ishan- Bodiaye (Pronounced as bor-dia-iyer)
Dunno abt Ora or Afamai bt wats here surname?
thanks so much for your reply!


well one benin city girl i knew before would always greet her girlfriends on the phone with something that sounded like KO-ESTAH, she also said ATUTUPOYOYO and OZWOOO a lot (which are insults i know)

the one i'm dating now is not from benin city, but she is edo. she never says this KO-ESTAH thing when greeting

they both have among many others "Itohan" as one of their names
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Itohan123(m): 12:33pm On Sep 02, 2009
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RomanceHelp Me Determine Whether My Gf Speaks Bini, Ishan, Afamai Or Ora by Itohan123(op): 5:41pm On Aug 27, 2009
say "hello"/"how are you" in all 4 of them plz


then i will know
EducationRe: Changing Frm A State University To A Private University? by Itohan123(m): 11:40am On Aug 17, 2009
eaaa
RomanceRe: How To Lose A Guy In 10days by Itohan123(m): 8:13am On Aug 11, 2009
we all know nigerian men like it up the ass, stop pretending
PoliticsRe: I Did Not "drop" Yar Adua's Name : Tinubu. by Itohan123(m): 8:12am On Aug 11, 2009
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RomanceRe: How To Lose A Guy In 10days by Itohan123(m): 11:35pm On Aug 10, 2009
*start with complicated questions like "what would you do if i gave birth to a white child?" to "test" him untill he goes kolo
RomanceRe: Girls And Boys Don't Love Wearing Pant This Days by Itohan123(m): 11:32pm On Aug 10, 2009
if a woman doesnt wear pant her pusy will start itching her because the vaginal discharges don't get absorbed
PetsRe: SOLD! SOLD!! 4month BingLabBull Mastiffs For Sale To Go With That your New Ride! by Itohan123(m): 11:27pm On Aug 10, 2009
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RomanceRe: What A True Boyfriend Should Do… by Itohan123(m): 2:04pm On Aug 03, 2009
2. When she stare’s at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot!)

she never does that and says african people don't kiss


whatwhatwhat
RomanceRe: After A "whole" Year,is It Still Ok 2 Go Back 2 Ur 'boyfriend'? by Itohan123(m): 1:59pm On Aug 03, 2009
for sure
CultureList Me The Different Edo Languages, So I Can Learn The One Of My Gf by Itohan123(op): 11:50am On Aug 03, 2009
i understand there are several edo languages, can anyone list them for me, thanks
Music/RadioRe: 'Sweet Mother' Lyrics (Prince Nico Mbarga) by Itohan123(m): 10:12am On Jul 17, 2009
lojik:
DOWNLOAD Prince Nico Mbarga - Sweet Mother .mp3 HERE: [url]http://nigeriancommunity-augsburg.com/Music/Prince%20Nico%20Mbarga%20-%20Sweet%20Mother.mp3[/url]
http://nigeriancommunity-augsburg.com/Music/Prince%20Nico%20Mbarga%20-%20Sweet%20Mother.mp3

My own sweet mother song:

My Mother

Who fed me from her gentle breast,
And hush'd me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.

When sleep forsook my open eye,
Who was it sung sweet hushaby,
And rock'd me that I should not cry?
My Mother.

Who sat and watch'd my infant head,
When sleeping on my cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My Mother.

When pain and sickness made me cry,
Who gaz'd upon my heavy eye,
And wept, for fear that I should die?
My Mother.

Who drest my doll in clothes so gay,
And taught me pretty how to play,
And minded all I had to say?
My Mother.

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

Who taught my infant lips to pray,
And love God's holy book and day,
And walk in wisdom's pleasant way?
My Mother.


And can I ever cease to be
Affectionate and kind to thee,
Who wast so very kind to me,
My Mother.

Ah! no, the thought I cannot bear;
And if God please my life to spare,
I hope I shall reward thy care,
My Mother.

When thou art feeble, old, and gray,
My healthy arm shall be thy stay,
And I will soothe thy pains away,
My Mother.

And when I see thee hang thy head,
'Twill be my turn to watch thy bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed,
My Mother.

For God, who lives above the skies,
Would look with vengeance in His eyes,
If I should ever dare despise,
My Mother.
fail

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