Itohan123:

would be fun to bodyguard lol

Seriously u are a nightmare, ahaha

justwise:

Seriously u are a nightmare, ahaha

Yes that one prostitute that let me hit it once for free said I am a devil

Craziest thread on Nairaland, wallahi!!!! this Itohan guy na character!

ziddy:

Craziest thread on Nairaland, wallahi!!!! this Itohan guy na character!

4sure he is something else, good thread though

What else di dyour nigerian friend say? We seem to have heard it all

I'm chatting with a congo girl whom I shagged for a few weeks untill she returned to her baby daddy. She's coming over in 4 hours. I'm gonna put the dick on her

Itohan123:

I'm chatting with a congo girl whom I shagged for a few weeks untill she returned to her baby daddy. She's coming over in 4 hours. I'm gonna put the privates on her

he says never date a thai woman they have dicks

and he says that poverty is over rated, when he grew up in lagos and you had food 2-3 times in a day and you are happy, what is poverty?

are u saying the only job nigeria girls do in Italy/Europe is prostitution?  

what about salon/tailoring etc etc

Dis Guy:

are u saying the only job nigeria girls do in Italy/Europe is prostitution?  

what about salon/tailoring etc etc

yes that's a good alternative, my girlfriend is in fact a tailor of traditional nigerian dresses and stuff, but she would have better been a hair specialist because the demand is higher and you can scam oyibo

Itohan123:

yes that's a good alternative, my girlfriend is in fact a tailor of traditional nigerian dresses and stuff, but she would have better been a hair specialist because the demand is higher and you can scam oyibo

And this same guy is preaching about girls' morals?

So your stealing is not morally wrong abi?

michelin89:

And this same guy is preaching about girls' morals?

So your stealing is not morally wrong abi?

it is my friend who is preaching about women can't you read ?

Itohan123:

it is my friend who is preaching about women can't you read ?

But if you didn't think you can be right, you wouldn't have created this thread. You sound like someone who can be easily manipulated. Even though your friend is in his 30s he is still an idiot. He is the one who has refused to see the good women and maybe pushe them away because of the stigma he attaches to Nigerian women.

And I don't believe he is not a love-vendor because unless he has always dated sugar mummies right from Nigeria there is no way he'd prefer old women to young ones if he wasn't getting something from them.

all the Nigeria girls in europan are prostitution's what? if i will know where you live only god know what i would have done to you to learn to respect Nigeria women in europan.
you and your friend are pigs

benincitys:

all the Nigeria girls in europan are prostitution's what? if i will know where you live only god know what i would have done to you to learn to respect Nigeria women in europan.
you and your friend are pigs

Holy crap, your username is BENIN CITY! That's like the Mekka of Nigerian prostitutes in Europe. I have yet to meet a Benin City girl in Europe that is NOT a prostitute!

(no offense)

Tonight I had the most terrible terrible dream on the subject.


I dreamed I was walking down the showglass street because something told me I had to check it out because something fishy was going on. Then I saw her! My girlfriend standing in a showglass! She didn't see me yet, so I called her. I asked her where are you and she said I'm at home. I then walked in front of her showglass looked her in the eye and said "really?"

I kinda freaked out and so did she, she was like "darling i never done this before i swear, this is my first time" and shit. I felt like damn my life is messed up. Then her colleague was a vile oyibo prostitute who enjoyed my pain, probably because she wasn't loved as a child. In fact the oyibo prozzy insulted me so much I lost all self control, pulled her on the ground and bit her in the hand. Then she said I HAVE HEPATITIS HAHA. I was wondering if that was a joke. ANyway I went inside the place and broke the showglass because I was so furiously enraged.

Then I left and felt all alone in the world. I went to some friends to go out but their girlfriends made me even more angry. They were like "your girlfriend is a prostitute? does she have a name or do you just call her Hot or something?" I said bitch please i've been with her for 3 years and i just found out today ok? give me a break. she then shut up and felt sorry i think.

then i realized that even if it were true she only started it today, which was not the case abeg, by now it has been so many hours she must have had clients and so it means she was having sex with other men. and i was crying.

then i called her in my dream with loud and angry voice where are you where are you? and she was like darling are u drunk? i was like dont play games where are you? she said darling im the toilet. then i found out it was all a dream and she had been with me the whole time. (still in the dream)


then i woke up and felt like DAMN WTF THIS IS MESSED UP SHIT

Yes u are having a Nightmare, but don't be too sure of ur gf

justwise:

Yes u are having a Nightmare, but don't be too sure of ur gf

Should I hire somebody to stalk her? Like a lady which she can become friends with and tell her everything. . .

U should so much like a joke to me,maybe it's becos of your age, hahaha

Itohan123:

Tonight I had the most terrible terrible dream on the subject.


I dreamed I was walking down the showglass street because something told me I had to check it out because something fishy was going on. Then I saw her! My girlfriend standing in a showglass! She didn't see me yet, so I called her. I asked her where are you and she said I'm at home. I then walked in front of her showglass looked her in the eye and said "really?"

I kinda freaked out and so did she, she was like "darling i never done this before i swear, this is my first time" and shit. I felt like damn my life is messed up. Then her colleague was a vile oyibo prostitute who enjoyed my pain, probably because she wasn't loved as a child. In fact the oyibo prozzy insulted me so much I lost all self control, pulled her on the ground and bit her in the hand. Then she said I HAVE HEPATITIS HAHA. I was wondering if that was a joke. ANyway I went inside the place and broke the showglass because I was so furiously enraged.

Then I left and felt all alone in the world. I went to some friends to go out but their girlfriends made me even more angry. They were like "your girlfriend is a prostitute? does she have a name or do you just call her Hot or something?" I said bitch please i've been with her for 3 years and i just found out today ok? give me a break. she then shut up and felt sorry i think.

then i realized that even if it were true she only started it today, which was not the case abeg, by now it has been so many hours she must have had clients and so it means she was having sex with other men. and i was crying.

then i called her in my dream with loud and angry voice where are you where are you? and she was like darling are u drunk? i was like dont play games where are you? she said darling im the toilet. then i found out it was all a dream and she had been with me the whole time. (still in the dream)


then i woke up and felt like DAMN WTF THIS IS MESSED UP SHIT

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING