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PoliticsRe: FG Bans Night Driving For Fuel Tankers by Itohanmiwa: 7:59am On May 22, 2025
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FashionRe: "I Will Retire In One Or Two Years" - Giorgio Armani by Itohanmiwa: 8:32pm On Oct 13, 2024
Eyah, see how his wreckless lifestyle has finished him. I'm sure he regrets not having an heir to his empire every night, if he had kept his dick one place his sperm would've been active enough to produce offsprings for him. See men, women will nonsense you if you don't respect ur body, before u turn man LovePeddler try born all ur children finish e get serious why. But i'm proud of the works this manchi has done he has lived a very long, successful yet unfulfilled life. Well done epa
HealthRe: Doctor Warns Excessive Masturbation Is Behind The Rise Of Male Health Problem by Itohanmiwa: 10:51am On Oct 03, 2024
masturbation can make one go mad, as in werey own.
RomanceRe: I Masturbate And I Wish I Can Stop It by Itohanmiwa: 4:34pm On Sep 22, 2024
Bloooody:
Ömo ôde
I saw it in the land of the spirits .
If you see your grandchild lemme know why.
No be dis guy blaspheme against God and Jesus, check now, d guy fit don go loko by now
RomanceRe: When your GF Says She Wants To Be Celibate. by Itohanmiwa: 1:21pm On Sep 22, 2024
CandyOps:
My sweet tall 20y/o babe just told me she wanna become celibate... Out of the blues.

I was confused at first... I asked her "babe, which one is celibate again? Shey she wan become Reverend Sister ni?"

"Abi is any other guy bleeping you?"

She said, "No. There's no one else. It's just that I want to be celibate"

I sighed . And replied her, "it's okay. That's great you can be celibate with everyone but me."

"As it should be"

She replied by saying, "no it's not that. I want to stop it. You're big. It hurts."
...
Babe wey I done dey plan say I go blow to the high heavens this break.

Mtchew... I sha gave her a pep talk about how she shouldn't let her first sexual experience which was a forced sex to influence her sexuality.

But then it's a clear sign of response to trauma. She dey usually tell me say she doesn't think about sex and doesn't like sex.

Na why women first sexual experience matters a lot because she fit dey get this fantasy about man and woman and how love suppose be in her heart then one man go come forcefully take advantage of her and snatch her Virginity away forcibly.

If the victim doesn't heal from that experience It'll most definitely shape her sexuality and if she turns gay and may lead to a slight variation of Vaginismus


2nd fastest way to lose your girl is to be in a long distance relationship with her and be all nice to her at the same time.

Another mistake i learnt from this which I already foresaw from the day she told me she got admission into Uni but I wanted to pass through it personally was not dumping her ass the moments I noticed the red flags.

So I done zero my mind say na just to dey enter as sub, play like 25mins instead of full match. anytime she dey semester break or whenever I travel to her state of school.

Women will all go. You just gotta learn how to be okay with letting women go. She was tight sha... I mean I'll miss her. The end.

Na just to begin focus on my new chick.
This one fine too and Na she first kiss me.
Babe wey I been wan blow years ago come dey give me green light with LED bulbs.

Wetin I smooch am the other day for car ehnn. Bitches will always come and go. Be with the one that wants to be kept.

Now guess what, if she decides to come back in the nearest future, then she'll really have to make up for breaking off the cycle by sucking a whole lotta dick, balls and a.hole.

Cos I don't do negative reinforcement. My heart no be Nigeria wey anybody go just come from nowhere take over w/o showing workingz.

And even if she don't come back it's still a win for me as I get to save the weekly allowance..

She isn't ready for a relationship yet and act like a baby which she is . I sha told her to be strong else her wicked gay friends go use her emotional imbalance to sway her into growing to hate me and create a bad foundation for her love life in the future if she'll ever be able to love again

She needs to heal from her sexual traumas first else she'll be Bi forever.


See as babe matter make me dey type like Secretary since. Na me go for student sha
as it is now, she get sense pass you. Flee fornication, take whatever is left of your damaged mind and turn to God. You too remain celibate till marriage. Ashawo oshi grin
RomanceRe: What's Is Something Your Ex Gave You That You Still Have To This Day by Itohanmiwa: 1:00pm On Sep 22, 2024
A framed photo of myself.
PoliticsRe: PoliceInvadesEdo Trends On Social Media As Residents Raise Alarm Of Intimidation by Itohanmiwa: 11:49am On Sep 11, 2024
Truly Edo no be Lagos
PoliticsRe: Nigerians’ Hope For Lower Cement Price Dims by Itohanmiwa: 7:37am On Aug 26, 2024
grin This may just turn out to be Tinubu only mission, to weaken the fast emerging Dangote dynasty. Jagaban vs Dangote. Jagaban de carry baba handicap.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria, A Collateral Damage, Says Burna Boy by Itohanmiwa: 7:23am On Aug 24, 2024
MajorOvakporaye:
I keep saying it that Nigeria is not a nation and can never be a nation. Nigeria does not possess any of the features of a nation which are common religion, common language, common culture, common historical background, etc.

Nigeria is an artificial entity created by Britain for selfish economic reasons. But Nigerian politicians keep fooling the gullible
people with the fake name 'NATION' just to plunder, steal and distort the truth.

How can people who don't have same political ideology, language, religion, culture, historical background, etc be called a nation?

Mark my words. People who usually show to be the most patriotic citizens of Nigeria are the worse set of tribalists and ethnocentric idiots.
You just perfectly defined yourself and most peter obi followers.
RomanceSights That Make Ladies Get Off Instantly by Itohanmiwa(op):
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Christianity EtcRe: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Itohanmiwa: 3:38pm On Aug 10, 2024
If it's only idol worshipping e for good, many of them dey ignorantly use their father without knowing the true consequences, i wonder how a region can be that desperate for power, they don't know without the tree the branch cannot stand. Weed is a general menace to the country, let's join hands to eradicate and make the society safe for all. But in the future, i see a lot of igbo youths running mad. God have mercy on whom He choses.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kamala Harris Wipes Out Trump’s Swing-States Lead by Itohanmiwa: 4:51am On Jul 31, 2024
This Kamala is the peter obi of usa, online presido while Trump will emerge as the balablu bulaba of USA. Politics na same pattern everywhere grin grin
PoliticsRe: Throwback: When The 5 Parties Endorsed General Sani Abacha by Itohanmiwa: 10:56am On Jul 18, 2024
This is how Jagaban willl be unopposed grin
RomanceRe: by Itohanmiwa: 5:58am On Jul 18, 2024
Oga BDSM no go kill person daughter o. No b only sin u wan commit, u still want to enjoy the sin, na for prison you go remember Jesus commandments say fornicators go rot in hell/prison.
RomanceRe: What Have You Benefited From Nairaland So Far? by Itohanmiwa: 7:23am On Jul 17, 2024
Nothing but toxicity
RomanceRe: Infection Fears: I Have Found A Way To Enjoy My Sex Addiction by Itohanmiwa: 7:00am On Jul 17, 2024
No worry, that beecham plus sex go dry your body like oporoko fish
PoliticsRe: 4 Months Later, Tunji-Ojo's ‘Contactless’ Passport Application Remains a Mirage by Itohanmiwa: 11:16am On Jul 16, 2024
This country una can never praise govt for once. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 7:33am On Jul 15, 2024
For those into btc futures, sell btc 57266.7. But i strongly believe a buy follows the sell
BusinessRe: Nigerian Girls Show Off Their Low Budget In Account Balance Challenge by Itohanmiwa: 10:23am On Jul 12, 2024
Scam. This is just 1/10. No Nigerian girl can be this broke. Guys double hustle oh
RomanceRe: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Itohanmiwa: 10:47pm On Jul 10, 2024
OP go find food chop, e get y.
PoliticsRe: NNPP NEC Affirms Kwankwaso's Expulsion, Announces Dissolution Of NWC by Itohanmiwa: 5:40am On Jul 08, 2024
Omo this Ganduje na strong man o, only him dethrone sitting emir, secure presidential election for Jagaban and now come scatter NNPP. He seems like a man with a personnal vendatta.
RomanceRe: Travel Around The World With Me, Tickets Free, Rush Now by Itohanmiwa: 5:39am On Jul 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
This wicked woman again
Y always attacking her? Abi her fire de disturb u?
RomanceRe: Music Is Very Powerful by Itohanmiwa(op): 2:36pm On Jul 05, 2024
Dyfynezz12:
Not everyone is facing hardship.
It it won't stop ppl from having s*x
Don't mind this grumpy little man
RomanceRe: Music Is Very Powerful by Itohanmiwa(op): 2:35pm On Jul 05, 2024
Cassandraloius:
Hardship no near your side ba?
Make i no Bleep abi? You try well well.
RomanceRe: Music Is Very Powerful by Itohanmiwa(op): 2:35pm On Jul 05, 2024
superCleanworks:
Chai..
this just took my memory back to chammilonaires song, grown & sexy.

I had this big ass chick back then and she must not hear that song. If you know the lyrics of that song, then you know what I mean.
Omo na im b say ladies de quick get emotional
RomanceMusic Is Very Powerful by Itohanmiwa(op): 11:58am On Jul 05, 2024
There was this damsel who had issues with her guy and has been complaining to me bitterly about how the guy doesn't love her, i've been advising and consoling her and the she finally visited last night, i was listening to some songs on my xtreme 3 jbl and was smoking a joint, we were done talking and when one of blackmagic's song REPETE came on, before i knew it babe started kissing me and to cut the long story short we had crazy sex and this morning when we woke up after drinking tea she sang the lyrics to me and asked me to play that particular song again, i did and we did it again this morning and she asked for the song title before she went back to her boyfriend. I have two questions
1) Could it be that she has fallen for me or it's an approval of fwb?
2) Does music make girls get in sexual mood?
Please nairalanders share stories if you've ever experienced music doing the talk for you.
Long live Naija music, Long live Blackmagic. I love him so much now and have that song REPETE on repeat since she left. grin grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Living In China Shares His Experience As He Visits Chinese Village by Itohanmiwa: 6:48pm On Jul 04, 2024
Bloody racist country. Na why my Sovereign fatherland de contain me.
BusinessRe: Binance: Crypto Platforms Impose 7.5% VAT On Transactions by Itohanmiwa: 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2024
Don't Bleep with Jagaban... Digital revolution
Someone just said Nigeria na GEN Z country. grin grin grin grin

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