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Romance / Re: No Woman Wants A Male Virgin by Itohanmiwa: 7:35am On May 13
Who tell u? Some inexperienced ladies actually prefer an inexperienced man, know this and know peace.

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Romance / Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 7:29am On May 13
MrBrownJay1:


the above in bold is the lie you tell yourself.... A) in the morning, your anaconda will rise whether you sleep next to your wife, your dog or even by yourself. that certainly doesnt mean you desire your wife, it just means you are ALIVE and SEXUALLY HEALTHY.
B) if you need to fantasize about pornstars before you can mount your wife/gf, then you still dont desire your wife, and certainly not solving the problem (you just fantasize that she is something that she aint, in order to pretend that you are sexually attracted to her).
C) there is nothing wrong with a man who likes big/fat women (to each their own), but as i said earlier, many men desire their women because they looked a certain way, and now are not sexually attracted to their wives/gf any longer because that woman turned into a baby whale after childbirth. you may love big women, but many men dont, thats why these men got married to a non fat woman to begin with.
D) as for you saying that your fire will always burn for that same woman, for the rest of your life, whether she changes or not.... makes me understand you dont know what you are talking about. but hey, if thats what you believe then so be it.



bro you are not alone... thats what happens in many marriage/long relationship, when your partner gets comfortable and start changing, believing that you will be with her regardless of whether she is still attractive/sexy or not. some men dont mind the change, and others are turned off by it.

To each his own. We walk the same streets but got different shoes on. You both may be right or wrong, time will tell. But you don't have to bodyshame ladies to get your point across. I mean which one is baby whale? grin
Romance / Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 7:24am On May 13
EreluRoz:
Be deceiving yourselves
I comment my reserve.
Romance / Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Itohanmiwa: 1:16pm On May 12
EreluRoz:
Modern men are not strong, you'll be surprised that Ned and Pa Okoya performs better than the likes of Somadina and AdvanceDNA due to reckless lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits.
You never know anything. Guys de use penis spoil girls life.

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Romance / Re: TheGidRedpiller Is BACK!! by Itohanmiwa: 1:27pm On May 10
TheGidRedpiller:
I Lost My Mother.

You know how people will always tell you that you really don't know what you have until you lose it.....?

I never had a good relationship with my mother, this is not news, but now that she's no longer around to have a bad relationship with.....it's even worse.

I regretted hating her up to that point, I regretted using all of those words with my mother in the same sentence.

Bad motherhood can be very pressing, but I assure you, it's better to have a living bad mother.

I wake up everyday day wishing I could have one of those ugly fights again with her, even though she popped my head open one time and I literally bled to the hospital.
Weird right?

I have never felt so close to my younger sisters, surprisingly it's because they are now the closest things I have to a mother.
And yes, we are definitely now orphans.

This is a piece of advice coming from the matured version of TheGidRedpiller: No Matter What Happens, He's Still Your Father, And She's Still Your Mother. Even Though Sometimes You Wish For It, I Promise You, You Won't Prefer Them "Never Around Again".

Still Typing...
See this werey don go plus up. You will see what ur hate has made u miss out on later in life.
Romance / Re: Every Shocking Evidence I Have Found For The Past 11 Years (photos Included) by Itohanmiwa: 11:01am On May 09
Ourtruth247:
This thread is going to be a totality of all of my research for the past 11 years.

I will take you on a journey where I will explore every angle of my research and examine every bit of evidence - putting every piece together with the intention of painting a clear picture of the truth.

This thread will serve as the place to go if you are new to my research or if any of my other threads don't make sense to you, or if you crave a more holistic understanding of my research.

This thread is also for those that think I am just a random conspiracy theorist spewing trash. I want them to know that everything I say and every subject I touch is a piece of the puzzle and when you observe every subject as components within the entire structure of lies and hidden truths, then you will begin to see the world for what it really is.

I will try to present as much evidence as I can.

Let's begin.

Bro respect to you, but this your post na error, cos if you really don go deep spiritually you go understand say God dey exist for both old and new testament and every religion i know comes from the old testament. Everybody de try get personal relationship with HIM but in different ways and bible clearly state say na Jesus be the best way to know HIM and get real power, but hear you are claiming over enlightened and angering your god in the process by doing this secretly to glory to yourself. Come to think of it, all this your research may be what one brilliant mind used to catch cruise in the past and kept it in fragment?

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Romance / Re: Can You Sleep Comfortably In This Condition? by Itohanmiwa: 8:23pm On May 04
Sirianese:


If that's your real picture wallahi I just wanna ejaculate deep inside your pussy; so deep you get pregnant before the week is out
Pick ur brain for ground b4 u match am. Ozuor

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Romance / Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Itohanmiwa: 8:17pm On May 04
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.

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Politics / Re: Construction Of Coastal Routes Can Strengthen Naira - David Umahi by Itohanmiwa: 6:05am On May 03
This man just wan make igbos start the day with anger. Lol. Baba they don’t know that roads like this attracts so many foreigners who want to connect spiritually to African nature.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 9:15pm On Apr 30
BTC people how market. Hope you sold when the warnings were persistent?
Romance / Re: Man Look Before You Breakup by Itohanmiwa: 9:07pm On Apr 29
If we all accept Jesus and don’t fornicate, there won’t be this much bruhaha. We neeed to raise a godly generation of youths.

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Is There Sun In The Space And The Space Is Still Very Dark by Itohanmiwa: 12:29pm On Apr 29
Emusan:


Who measure the distance?

Again, with around 400 Billion Stars our galaxy should be all light through.

No boss it's not always like that, just like the way most boundries between states in Nigeria are heavily forested, that is how boundries(space) between solar systems are dark.
Science/Technology / Re: Why Is There Sun In The Space And The Space Is Still Very Dark by Itohanmiwa: 12:27pm On Apr 29
Light78:
Lack of atmosphere and small matters that can scatter light. Na Chat GPT answer am.
Ogalearn to use yuor mind to think. ChatGPT go just make people lazy. Abi u no do geography for school?
Science/Technology / Re: Why Is There Sun In The Space And The Space Is Still Very Dark by Itohanmiwa: 11:53am On Apr 29
Omo this is a very brutal topic. For once i'm proud to say i am a nairalander. This is quite inquisitive, well to answer your question, we all know the sun is made up of fusions of Helium and Hydrogen gases, while it is stagnant and the solar system rotates and revolves around the sun, the light from the sun is just focused on our own solar system. While the outer space or spaces beyond our universe which stretches to billions of miles remains dark.

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Politics / Re: Step Down From Kanu’s Case, IPOB Tells Justice Nyako by Itohanmiwa: 7:21pm On Apr 27
Jonzing bunch [left][/left]

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Crime / Re: Goat Arrested For Attacking Dog And Pupils In South Africa (photos) by Itohanmiwa: 7:17pm On Apr 27
NoahHadNoArk:
Let there be peppersoup
And there was peppersoup grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts His American Fan $50k Towards Paying Off Her School Loan (Video) by Itohanmiwa: 10:01am On Apr 18
Davido, i hope this is not someone blackmailing you tho?
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 12:35pm On Apr 16
Close up ur btc trade cos it will get bloody from now till December. Sell your dollar too. I will be preaching every month until the una get sense.

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Romance / Life Is Deeply Spiritual by Itohanmiwa: 8:12am On Apr 11
grin grin grin ; I knw i'm about to ruffle some feathers here with this post. But truth be told, understanding women as a man comes from a position of spiritual maturity. I was a confused drug addict in the past, always getting high and jumping from skirt to skirt. But since i met this particular GenZ baddie who was a virgin, i deflowered her and i noticed when as she gives me that love and worshipped me as a king should be, me being a stoner and a conc one at that, i noticed since i met this girl, i've been able to connect with my Dad while stoned. Since iv'e been focused on only her, it's almost like each time i smoke and get high i communicate and talk to my Dad always for as long as i'm high. I've never felt this way with other girls i didn't disvirgin yet had sex with, but we it came to this GenZ baddie i disvirgined i started noticing spiritual growth. Could this be the reason why God Almighty said "he who finds a wife has found a good thing?' As a lady or a guy u are not married and the person who disvirgined u is still single, it's not a coincidence, connect with him or her and try working things out. Who knows? The ways of God are mysterious and that's why d same holy bible says 'don't u know that who ye sleeps with, u are one with them? So again i end by say sexual intercourse is deeply spiritual than we imagined. Share ur remarkable experience as a a guy or girl with a partner u disvirgined.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 6:59pm On Apr 07
Tohmey:
lwkmd...
Rules of investment "If you are not comfortable holding your investment for upto a decade then dont invest"
So i no send you wether btc is going down or not
Going down or not are for short term investor
For long term investors it dosent matter
Cryptocurrency have come to stay
Belive it or leave it
Better join the moving train now
So, you will have what you will offer to your grand children as your achievement
Time and patience are two of the most powerful force on earth. Let’s wait till d end of the month before we have another discussion.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 11:53am On Apr 06
Tohmey:

Leave here!!
People are adopting btc and you are here still talking about naira

For your mind now u don talk sense? Incase you don't know btc has been on sell since 73k. No worry you and those ur followers will all learn. You underestimate Jagaban.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 9:32pm On Apr 05
Goldman Sachs analysts Andrew Matheny and Bojosi Morule said the central bank's further rate hike and "the emphasis on improving monetary transmission mechanism by mopping up liquidity will help to rebuild policy credibility", boosting Treasury bill yields to about 28% to 29%.

Dump your dollar or prepare to face the wrath of Jagaban

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Investment / Nigeria's Naira Gains On Spot Market After Central Bank Rate Hike (crypto) by Itohanmiwa: 9:27pm On Apr 05
Nigeria's naira rose to a five-week high against the dollar in intraday trading on Wednesday, a day after the central bank hiked interest rates to tame inflation and lifted restrictions on foreign investors participating in its fixed-income auctions. The currency rose to 1,200 per dollar on the official market, LSEG data showed, strengthening above the parallel market levels at about 1,340.
Africa's largest economy has been grappling with dollar shortages that pushed its currency to a record low of 1,851 per dollar last month, though central bank Governor Olayemi Cardoso has said that dollar liquidity is improving.
Last week, Nigeria's central bank said it had cleared all of its verified foreign exchange backlog, part of its strategy to stabilise the naira and tame soaring inflation.
The central bank on Tuesday raised its monetary policy rate 200 basis points to 24.75% from 22.75% (NGCBIR=ECI), a month after its largest hike in around 17 years. The central bank paid 26.6% for the one-year Treasury bill at its last auction two weeks ago, but investors at Wednesday's auction expect yields to rise above secondary market quotes of around 22.75% for the one-year bill and around 20.6% for the benchmark 10-year note.
Goldman Sachs analysts Andrew Matheny and Bojosi Morule said the central bank's further rate hike and "the emphasis on improving monetary transmission mechanism by mopping up liquidity will help to rebuild policy credibility", boosting Treasury bill yields to about 28% to 29%. In the past, lenders faced constraints in fulfilling foreign investors' bids as they incurred extra costs on settlement day if they borrowed from the central bank's discount window to pay for bills. Foreign investors can now pre-fund their accounts and get naira at the prevailing exchange rate for the auctions, analysts said. "With this policy mix and with more inflows likely, including a Eurobond, we remain constructive on the naira, with our forex strategists forecasting an appreciation to 1,200 versus the dollar over the next 12 months," Matheny and Morule wrote in a research note to clients on Wednesday.
The central bank hopes the auctions can attract sufficient foreign interest to boost dollar liquidity. Tellimer economist Patrick Curran said that "while forex liquidity has improved, it is still well below pre-pandemic levels and a boost in dollar supply will be needed to support further naira appreciation."
Romance / Re: Strange Sexual Behaviour by Itohanmiwa: 5:27pm On Mar 21
Goldenfinger5:
Female folks in the house pls i want to know something about this behaviour of my girlfriend. She always like me to wrestle her to the ground before having my way with her. At first i thought was going to be a one time affair but to my greatest surprise only this method works and she seem to enjoy every bit of the show. Pls is this behaviour normal
Rapist!!! she de control u ode. She wan make u Dey fight for sex and she de laff ur mumu u de happy. When a lady is happy with u she willingly submits herself. My advise sit her down and have a heart to heart talk with her to know d state of her mind.

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Romance / Re: Listen To The Message My Virgin Girlfriend Sent To Me. by Itohanmiwa: 7:02am On Mar 19
FRANCISTOWN:

E get something wey them dey call awaiting result.
You don hear Awaiting Premium Tears before?🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know wat u mean bro 😂😂😂. I am trying hard to upload the voice note from WhatsApp but I can’t . Anyone with an idea how?
Romance / Listen To The Message My Virgin Girlfriend Sent To Me. by Itohanmiwa: 6:07am On Mar 19
Hey everybody how e de go. Hope we still de serve God diligently? And hope we go continue to de get am clear for Naija. So last night my suppose virgin girlfriend sent me 2 messages on WhatsApp and then almost immediately followed that with a voice note on WhatsApp. Since last night 11pm I got the vn, I’ve been worried trying to figure out what sound is this in the background.
Romance / Re: All Your Wives Are In My Dms, Nigerian Lesbian Brags To Married Men (video) by Itohanmiwa: 8:10am On Mar 12
Jennyclay:
Single or married men, I don’t need either of them to make me happy undecided.

Expect they want to gift me money! Because this period nobody is rejecting money!

Married men, single men, ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, random men, I’m open to anyone as long as money is involved.

Shikena!!!!

Are u that morally loosed?

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by Itohanmiwa: 8:08am On Mar 12
Gym n video games. Depending on how d brain touch sha then we include weed or cigar.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Or Not by Itohanmiwa: 7:08pm On Feb 03
Oga for her to accuse u of cheating, be rest assured it’s something she is doing too and she doesn’t want u beating her in the game hence the reverse psychology. But u have the final decision to make.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Nutted In Your Partner’s Mouth During BJ? by Itohanmiwa: 12:33pm On Jan 28
grin grin No feeling sweet pass that one. As u grip her head tight and finish ur dick deep inside her mouth pour ur sperm deep down her throat as she gag and struggle for breathe. The slowly Pat her hair as u help her up and kiss her. Nor worry she go sing that dominance for your ear for weeks. May god have mercy on all men.

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Enlarge My Dick? by Itohanmiwa: 12:19am On Jan 21
brain54:
It's not about the size of the dog...

In a fight.

It's about the fight in the dog.

Rather than worry about the d_k size which there is very little or absolutely nothing you can do about... Work on your confidence and self esteem instead.

It will help you more!
Thrash… u don c any woman wey like small diik?

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