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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 12:35pm On Apr 16
Close up ur btc trade cos it will get bloody from now till December. Sell your dollar too. I will be preaching every month until the una get sense.

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Romance / Life Is Deeply Spiritual by Itohanmiwa: 8:12am On Apr 11
grin grin grin ; I knw i'm about to ruffle some feathers here with this post. But truth be told, understanding women as a man comes from a position of spiritual maturity. I was a confused drug addict in the past, always getting high and jumping from skirt to skirt. But since i met this particular GenZ baddie who was a virgin, i deflowered her and i noticed when as she gives me that love and worshipped me as a king should be, me being a stoner and a conc one at that, i noticed since i met this girl, i've been able to connect with my Dad while stoned. Since iv'e been focused on only her, it's almost like each time i smoke and get high i communicate and talk to my Dad always for as long as i'm high. I've never felt this way with other girls i didn't disvirgin yet had sex with, but we it came to this GenZ baddie i disvirgined i started noticing spiritual growth. Could this be the reason why God Almighty said "he who finds a wife has found a good thing?' As a lady or a guy u are not married and the person who disvirgined u is still single, it's not a coincidence, connect with him or her and try working things out. Who knows? The ways of God are mysterious and that's why d same holy bible says 'don't u know that who ye sleeps with, u are one with them? So again i end by say sexual intercourse is deeply spiritual than we imagined. Share ur remarkable experience as a a guy or girl with a partner u disvirgined.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 6:59pm On Apr 07
Tohmey:
lwkmd...
Rules of investment "If you are not comfortable holding your investment for upto a decade then dont invest"
So i no send you wether btc is going down or not
Going down or not are for short term investor
For long term investors it dosent matter
Cryptocurrency have come to stay
Belive it or leave it
Better join the moving train now
So, you will have what you will offer to your grand children as your achievement
Time and patience are two of the most powerful force on earth. Let’s wait till d end of the month before we have another discussion.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 11:53am On Apr 06
Tohmey:

Leave here!!
People are adopting btc and you are here still talking about naira

For your mind now u don talk sense? Incase you don't know btc has been on sell since 73k. No worry you and those ur followers will all learn. You underestimate Jagaban.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Itohanmiwa: 9:32pm On Apr 05
Goldman Sachs analysts Andrew Matheny and Bojosi Morule said the central bank's further rate hike and "the emphasis on improving monetary transmission mechanism by mopping up liquidity will help to rebuild policy credibility", boosting Treasury bill yields to about 28% to 29%.

Dump your dollar or prepare to face the wrath of Jagaban

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Investment / Nigeria's Naira Gains On Spot Market After Central Bank Rate Hike (crypto) by Itohanmiwa: 9:27pm On Apr 05
Nigeria's naira rose to a five-week high against the dollar in intraday trading on Wednesday, a day after the central bank hiked interest rates to tame inflation and lifted restrictions on foreign investors participating in its fixed-income auctions. The currency rose to 1,200 per dollar on the official market, LSEG data showed, strengthening above the parallel market levels at about 1,340.
Africa's largest economy has been grappling with dollar shortages that pushed its currency to a record low of 1,851 per dollar last month, though central bank Governor Olayemi Cardoso has said that dollar liquidity is improving.
Last week, Nigeria's central bank said it had cleared all of its verified foreign exchange backlog, part of its strategy to stabilise the naira and tame soaring inflation.
The central bank on Tuesday raised its monetary policy rate 200 basis points to 24.75% from 22.75% (NGCBIR=ECI), a month after its largest hike in around 17 years. The central bank paid 26.6% for the one-year Treasury bill at its last auction two weeks ago, but investors at Wednesday's auction expect yields to rise above secondary market quotes of around 22.75% for the one-year bill and around 20.6% for the benchmark 10-year note.
Goldman Sachs analysts Andrew Matheny and Bojosi Morule said the central bank's further rate hike and "the emphasis on improving monetary transmission mechanism by mopping up liquidity will help to rebuild policy credibility", boosting Treasury bill yields to about 28% to 29%. In the past, lenders faced constraints in fulfilling foreign investors' bids as they incurred extra costs on settlement day if they borrowed from the central bank's discount window to pay for bills. Foreign investors can now pre-fund their accounts and get naira at the prevailing exchange rate for the auctions, analysts said. "With this policy mix and with more inflows likely, including a Eurobond, we remain constructive on the naira, with our forex strategists forecasting an appreciation to 1,200 versus the dollar over the next 12 months," Matheny and Morule wrote in a research note to clients on Wednesday.
The central bank hopes the auctions can attract sufficient foreign interest to boost dollar liquidity. Tellimer economist Patrick Curran said that "while forex liquidity has improved, it is still well below pre-pandemic levels and a boost in dollar supply will be needed to support further naira appreciation."
Romance / Re: Strange Sexual Behaviour by Itohanmiwa: 5:27pm On Mar 21
Goldenfinger5:
Female folks in the house pls i want to know something about this behaviour of my girlfriend. She always like me to wrestle her to the ground before having my way with her. At first i thought was going to be a one time affair but to my greatest surprise only this method works and she seem to enjoy every bit of the show. Pls is this behaviour normal
Rapist!!! she de control u ode. She wan make u Dey fight for sex and she de laff ur mumu u de happy. When a lady is happy with u she willingly submits herself. My advise sit her down and have a heart to heart talk with her to know d state of her mind.

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Romance / Re: Listen To The Message My Virgin Girlfriend Sent To Me. by Itohanmiwa: 7:02am On Mar 19
FRANCISTOWN:

E get something wey them dey call awaiting result.
You don hear Awaiting Premium Tears before?🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know wat u mean bro 😂😂😂. I am trying hard to upload the voice note from WhatsApp but I can’t . Anyone with an idea how?
Romance / Listen To The Message My Virgin Girlfriend Sent To Me. by Itohanmiwa: 6:07am On Mar 19
Hey everybody how e de go. Hope we still de serve God diligently? And hope we go continue to de get am clear for Naija. So last night my suppose virgin girlfriend sent me 2 messages on WhatsApp and then almost immediately followed that with a voice note on WhatsApp. Since last night 11pm I got the vn, I’ve been worried trying to figure out what sound is this in the background.
Romance / Re: All Your Wives Are In My Dms, Nigerian Lesbian Brags To Married Men (video) by Itohanmiwa: 8:10am On Mar 12
Jennyclay:
Single or married men, I don’t need either of them to make me happy undecided.

Expect they want to gift me money! Because this period nobody is rejecting money!

Married men, single men, ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, random men, I’m open to anyone as long as money is involved.

Shikena!!!!

Are u that morally loosed?

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by Itohanmiwa: 8:08am On Mar 12
Gym n video games. Depending on how d brain touch sha then we include weed or cigar.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Or Not by Itohanmiwa: 7:08pm On Feb 03
Oga for her to accuse u of cheating, be rest assured it’s something she is doing too and she doesn’t want u beating her in the game hence the reverse psychology. But u have the final decision to make.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Nutted In Your Partner’s Mouth During BJ? by Itohanmiwa: 12:33pm On Jan 28
grin grin No feeling sweet pass that one. As u grip her head tight and finish ur dick deep inside her mouth pour ur sperm deep down her throat as she gag and struggle for breathe. The slowly Pat her hair as u help her up and kiss her. Nor worry she go sing that dominance for your ear for weeks. May god have mercy on all men.

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Enlarge My Dick? by Itohanmiwa: 12:19am On Jan 21
brain54:
It's not about the size of the dog...

In a fight.

It's about the fight in the dog.

Rather than worry about the d_k size which there is very little or absolutely nothing you can do about... Work on your confidence and self esteem instead.

It will help you more!
Thrash… u don c any woman wey like small diik?
Romance / Re: What's The Stupidest Belief About Love And Relationships? by Itohanmiwa: 12:05am On Jan 21
Rokiat:
1) Falling in love (you don’t fall in love you grow in love, when choosing a partner think of other things like lifestyle stability your children future, your own, do you want to suffer with a man all in the name of love? Try that shiit and find out. Na reginal danies smart pass for this game, she should really be thanking her mom everyday.


2). The whole concept of a soul mate ( invented by poor men to help you build them up all in the name of love hahaha lol them movies lie to us ya all.

3). And falling in love with broke men, ( don’t even entertain broke man don’t do it at all) let them called you a gold digger blah blah don’t care should you be digging for dust? Nonsense!

4). Building with a man and showing them love thinking they will love you in return. (The older generation didn’t know better so they didn’t teach you better all you saw was women been pickmeishas, bob the builders women and glorifying suffering in the name of love, now that you know better do better.

5). Loving a man more than he loves you (wouldn’t recommend don’t dare try it) you haven’t really lived my friend if you haven’t experienced a man that loves you more then you love him. You will get princess treatment and top tier treatment and you will get spoiled silly. Never ever love a man more than he loves you. Don’t try it in this life time. If you ever have before, forgive yourself for you didn’t know better and do better.





It’s been a while. Hope you’re gud?
Romance / Re: "Nigerian Men Are The Best In The World" – Toke Makinwa by Itohanmiwa: 8:35pm On Jan 19
Correct gbola don bunk dis one. She don de change her feminism status with style, once they serve her breakfast again all men go be scum once more.

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Business / Re: CBN Set To Prosecute FOREX Defaulters by Itohanmiwa: 8:10am On Jan 18
This can be defined in lay man terms as naira about to shoot up and drop drastically. We will punish those hoarding dollars without understanding the market. Godbless JAGABAN. A president with balls of steel.

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Romance / Re: I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Itohanmiwa: 1:07pm On Jan 13
Enny2013:


Lol...DNA and "Juju".
How pls? Is there a way I can threaten her to say the truth?
Romance / Re: I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Itohanmiwa: 12:56pm On Jan 13
Enny2013:


She played u,bro. That pregnancy isn't urs considering d circumstances.
I’m truly confused cos I met her towards the ending of November last year. Only for her to tell me now that she’s 5 weeks plus pregnant already. Initially I didn’t think to this extent but now that you’ve mentioned I begin to see reasons with you. Please what can I do to free myself from this mess.
Romance / Re: I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Itohanmiwa: 12:11pm On Jan 13
I really don’t know If it’s normal to feel the way I feel about my ex. I pray God heals me and direct me on what to do.
Romance / Re: I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Itohanmiwa: 11:56am On Jan 13
I appreciate all the advice and criticism I’ve gotten so far. Even though I’m hurt they’ve been helpful. But as for marrying my ex, it’s a big no infact now I hate her twice as much as I’ve loved her in the past. I’m really angry with her that she could allow herself to get pregnant like that. I can never and will never marry her. She is an old closed chapter all I’m scared about is losing my current girl. I love her so much and I’m scared and pray she doesn’t find out.
Romance / I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Itohanmiwa: 10:07am On Jan 13
Good day nairlanders, please I need advice as I am in hot soup right now and it’s beginning to affect my mental health and giving me low self esteem. Late last year I travelled to attend the wedding of my ex brother. I had brought it here and so many naira landers kicked against it then and warned me against going. Well I went there thinking I was a man and will be able to exercise self control when I see my ex girlfriend as I was and still in love with my current girlfriend. One getting there the brother had already arranged my hotel room to stay in since it was impossible for me to return to my state that same day. I was asleep at night when I heard a soft knock on my door. I woke up and opened but was surprised to see my ex holding a red wine saying she it was a gift from her brother. I collected and harmlessly invited her in so we can chat a little, we opened the wine and drank it and then I slept or so I thought but woke up with both of us naked on the bed I felt sad and disappointed in myself knowing I had betrayed my innocent loving girlfriend. My ex consoled and encouraged me and then we had sex again before I left. It was easy but I had to forgive myself and put everything behind me only for me to get a call from her on Monday that she’s few weeks pregnant. Right now I’m about slipping into depression as I love my girl so much and don’t want to jeopardize our relationship cos she always makes it clear to me that the day she finds out I have a child out of wedlock she would take her leave immediately. Please nairalanders help me out on what to do I don’t want to lose my relationship nor go back to my vomit. I’ve been drinking ever since but now I need help.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by Itohanmiwa: 10:04am On Jan 07
Be like one man of God don lay hands on weed all over the world. Gradually strange things are happening this day. Most of my dangerous nigga have all suddenly started talking about missing church and being faultless before God. Now Davido don use style echo Wetin dem de yarn.

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Romance / Re: Is this Enough Reason to Break up with him? by Itohanmiwa: 11:21am On Dec 29, 2023
grin Look at the bright side of things, for him to be loyal to arsenal means he will be be try loyal to you. Next time he wants to watch arsenal ball, join him and when they lose start insulting the arsenal players with him, then laugh it off and give him a brutal sexual encounter to calm his nerves down. Before you know it he will be too tired to complain about football and transfer all his loyalty to you. grin grin

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Romance / Re: Seun Osewa by Itohanmiwa: 8:56am On Dec 27, 2023
FitCorper:
@SEUNOSEWA it seems you are not ready to learn, just see the level of hate and vulgar speech against the president and your mods aren’t even active.
https://www.nairaland.com/7949454/naira-weakens-1233-dollar-parallel#127627180
Blike your money don long well well

Lolss. You are very funny man. Anyways nice post. but i doubt he will even see this post. Best is create you own if you have the team and funds. And give it publicity.
Nairaland / General / Re: New Font. Kind Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa: 2:44pm On Dec 10, 2023
Ifiok21:


Ok. Please what was the name of the book exactly
Lasticles
Romance / Re: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by Itohanmiwa: 10:11am On Dec 09, 2023
iLegendd:
I have sent 5k each to both of you. Now I can walk out of the thread. You guys should have a nice day.
Ilegendd u are a good man. And for this I want to patronize you again. Do you have any book u can recommend to help me stay focused psychologically?
Romance / Re: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by Itohanmiwa: 10:00am On Dec 09, 2023
Careful what you wish for young man.

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Nairaland / General / Re: New Font. Kind Suggestions. by Itohanmiwa: 11:42pm On Dec 08, 2023
Ifiok21:


Please can you share the book with me
Seek permission from ILEGEND if he permits me then i will share with you.
Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Itohanmiwa: 8:12pm On Dec 07, 2023
captaininiobong:


Yes, I agree but bro as long as you a human being it still comes unless you have removed your sexual organ, you won't feel it again.
Yes I agree and that’s when you follow that advice of starving yourself for some days and sticking to fruits. That advise is golden as it has also helped me a lot.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Itohanmiwa: 7:02pm On Dec 07, 2023
Seek God and personal development. You will know get the answer you seek.

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