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Romance › Re: Just Because by itokam(op): 11:01pm On Feb 04, 2016

pinceprinz:
I'm always angry

Just because you have a wateryToto doesn't mean na hin you go use dey chop , sister open your brain, you've far more potentials than twerkin on a 10 inches dikc. - Na ur kind develop bullet proof shirt!

Just because you have a nice car,good work and are living a good life doesn't mean you have to start bragging all over everywhere and showing shitts off, brother when last you see Dangote or Bill gates showing off luxuries on IG? Abeg chill and stop the noise.

Confirm...my vex mate...tell em jare

Romance › Just Because by itokam(op): 8:58pm On Feb 04, 2016

Okay romacelanders....e be like say I dey vex this night and I'll vent my vexation on u guys. So here goes nothing....

JUST BECAUSE Your Daddy is rich ,doesnt mean You are TALENTED. Quit fooling people wit your bullcrap,walking around calling yourself a rapper,a model,singer! Shut Up already! Your only strength is Daddy's Wealth. PERIOD. So,sit back and relax. You aint no flipping model! Or freaking rapper! Yo just some little lucky bastard!

JUST BECAUSE You've had a fight,doesnt mean its time to Quit the relationship! Oh No! People fight. All the time. Even Kings and Queens fight. Its called BEING HUMAN. So,calm down and solve your issues. Like Adults. No matter how nasty your fight was,We dont fight to quit. We fight BECAUSE we want to stay together. And we MUST.

JUST BECAUSE You are a TV News Anchor doesnt mean You have to adopt an accent. Heloooo,this is Nigeria. Not Minnesotta. So,Your little accent is NOT welcome. Be Real. We are interested in the NEWS. And Not HOW You deliver it.

JUST BECAUSE He is Your boyfriend doesnt mean HE has to finance your extravagant pleasures. You prayed to God for a boyfriend. Not TETEMESHA. His main job is to LOVE You. Not transform You. Go slow on his wallet,Girl. Go slow.

JUST BECAUSE You can pose nude doesnt mean You are a socialite. A rising celebrity. Hey! Anyone can pose nude. We do it in the bathroom all the time. The difference is that You carried a camera with You. So,Relax and put on some clothes. You didnt discover tits. Or butts. Eve was posing nude in the garden of Eden. All the time. And she was never picked for Big Brother.

JUST BECAUSE You score the BEST grades doesnt mean You will score even better in the outside life. We have seen complete assholes in class making it the best in life. Yes,lazy school drop-outs have become billionaires. So,Relax. If You cant pay your bills with your grades,then You need to chill dude.

JUST BECAUSE she/he is your partner doesnt mean YOU OWN them. Hey,Let them be. Let them hang out with their pals,let them move around. Let them take a walk. They aint going nowhere. Stop suffocating them with your crap. God,they have a life too! You MUST NOT know where they are all the time. Everytime. They are individuals. Not an extension of your nose! Let them breathe! Give them SPACE.

JUST BECAUSE He cheated doesnt mean You cheat TOO. Two wrongs NEVER made a right. You either forgive and trust him again. Or dump him and retain your dignity. But NOT deciding to pay back. Cheating on your partner just because they cheated first DOESNT heal Your wounds. It creates MORE wounds.

JUST BECAUSE You posted some real great update,some real amazing,inspira tional update,or funny as hell update,and NO ONE "Liked" it,or Commented on it,DOESNT MEAN that It wasnt any good. Or that You should delete it. No. Let it stay. You made your point. Whether THEY appreciate Your efforts or Not,is NOT Your problem. Spread your awesomeness around. Someday,they will sit up and notice. Yea,keep them updates coming!

And JUST BECAUSE I love writting LONG updates doesnt mean I shouldnt stop here. So,on that note,I STOP.

If u dey vex for wetin dey vex me then add urs

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Nairaland General › The Trap by itokam(op): 8:45pm On Feb 04, 2016

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
“What food might this contain?” the mouse
wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a
mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her
head and said “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a
grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by
it.”
The mouse turned to the pig and told him
“There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a
mousetrap in the house!” The pig sympathized, but said “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”
The mouse turned to the cow and said “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The cow said “Wow,
Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you, but it’s no skin off my nose.”

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s
mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house – like the sound of a mousetrap
catching its prey.
The farmer’s wife rushed to
see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the
farmer’s wife.
The farmer rushed her to the
hospital and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient.
But his wife’s sickness continued, so friends
and neighbors came to sit with her around the
clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the
pig. The farmer’s wife did not get well; shedied.

So many! people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide
enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn’t concern you, remember: when
one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life....

#ponderonit

Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Is It Just Me ? by itokam: 12:59pm On Feb 04, 2016

ajayi01ibrahim:
Na how they don start again
Awkward story of toasting quotes. Naija ppl eeh I hail oo

First attack

.........

He don dey beg nw

Nw this one to don dey blush SMH!

Gbam sharp guy I no talk am
That's the way man

Politics › Re: See Photos #FREEZAKZAKY Protest In Kano By Youth by itokam: 12:50am On Feb 04, 2016

Smh....protest everywhere angry

Celebrities › Re: Munachi Abii Posts A Breathtaking Selfie by itokam: 12:49am On Feb 04, 2016

She's beautiful and am still breathing angry

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Romance › Re: When You Told Her You Are Related To Dangote... Lol by itokam: 12:23am On Feb 04, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
but that thing seems to be falling off. Looks bigger than the left side

hope its not what am thinking sha.... lipsrsealed

...let's wait for d owner to answer fess

Romance › Re: When You Told Her You Are Related To Dangote... Lol by itokam: 12:12am On Feb 04, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Who's that light skinned girl on your dp?

I was about asking her that same question.

Did u see what I saw? shocked

that girl is breastiful lipsrsealed

Ginaz...coman answer o

Romance › Re: Wetin You Go Do? by itokam(op): 12:01am On Feb 04, 2016

Ginaz:
I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

Well...atleast thank d guy for saving her ass first cheesy

Romance › Re: Wetin You Go Do? by itokam(op): 11:59pm On Feb 03, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Lol. I'll call the BF and thank him

Romance › Re: Wetin You Go Do? by itokam(op): 11:57pm On Feb 03, 2016

dukeolumde:
I will simply thank God first, invite the guy over to know him more. If am impressed with him, I might get his assss Pimped
with something good he will love...

Lol...seriously? She's 16 o lipsrsealed

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Romance › Wetin You Go Do? by itokam(op): 11:47pm On Feb 03, 2016

Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to the boarding school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus.
After 3 hrs, you are told the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying, ''Dad, I wasn't on that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school''.
Abeg wetin you go do? grin

Romance › Re: she is older than me by itokam(op): 10:40am On Feb 03, 2016

brighthp:
It depends....understanding matters the most. Op remember she is meant to be your wife and not your remote control

Yea right...but remember, there's gotta be that time when she needs to be controlled.

Talking about understanding, am not sure ladies understand that language this days, 90% of em are bunch of mature kids while the other 10% are probably wired with pride!

If ur gonna have a blissful marriage, marry someone u can control.

NB: there is huge difference between being able to control someone and maltreating someone!

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Romance › Re: she is older than me by itokam(op): 9:27am On Feb 03, 2016

Cutehector:
Sometimes I just think to myself, can I date an older lady? Will I get irritated by her body? You knw, d flabs in her Tommy, the Lil fat here and there, etc. What will people say when they look at us, will I be ashamed? Am I dating her just to receive gifts from her? Will the sex be as good as? Will she respect my decisions sometimes? Etc

Ah mean all these thoughts just race through my head

Den after thinkin i'd b like, fvck it mehn, why not indulge in smth crazy a Lil bit, do smth dsh wen u'd look bak into ur life, u"d b like, oh I was really a damn badass nigga. Ah think am gona gv Dat a shot. Who cares

Lol...I get it, so ur practically saying, u'd only datee someone hu's older just for the fun? U can't date em for marriage?

Romance › Re: she is older than me by itokam(op): 9:24am On Feb 03, 2016

oshinadekunle:
Love rilli matter,

And what happens when there is no respect?

Romance › she is older than me by itokam(op): 9:15am On Feb 03, 2016*

Okay guys, so I was watching a program this morning and a question pops up, DOES AGE MATTERs in a RELATIONSHIP?

Guys, would u date a lady older than you? (Sugar mummy aside) talking about serious relationship here.

Ladies, how does it feel when ur guy is way too older than u? (Your 23 and he is 30)

Which one is likely to work out? The guy being older or the lady?

As for me, I think its gonna be difficult dating older ladies, reasons? Well I was raised to respect my elders...lol....dating a lady older than me? Well....can I date my sister? Lol...just kidding tho! But then...its really gonna be awkward, being free with her, being able to talk to her freely, being able to rebuke her when she's wrong...all these stuffs matters.

Anyways, guys...over to ya'll

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by itokam: 8:18am On Feb 01, 2016

Countrygirl:
My new month shout out goes to
safarigirl
tosyne2much
repogirl
itokam
divepen1
wishin u all a fabulous new month

Wow! Thanks shugar....happy new month to you! Ur priceless

Romance › Re: Decker by itokam: 10:35pm On Jan 31, 2016

Just one. Question, is he Yourmain or. Are we to expect another? angry

Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Is It Just Me ? by itokam: 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL!

So many Maybe'sssssss.....!
I'm kinda used to people making assumptions about my life anyway...

Anyways...I ain't hardhearted. I guess? and what I said earlier was Was just plain sarcasm!

Yea? Fine...let's hook up

Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Is It Just Me ? by itokam: 10:09pm On Jan 31, 2016

Estharfabian:
Now that you've mentioned it?

I'm not sure... I Can't seem to Love any other species as much as I love myself...

Now that's evil...maybe ur ugly? Maybe u feel insecure? Or ur probably jusst acting, pretending to be made of steel? Whichever way, life wld be one hell of a shit - hole without love! Loving urself alone makes u a. Terrorist! U shld learn to love otherss too! Some of us actually do crush on u(speaking for myself I'd say ME). Lossen up "toughie" life's too short to be hard-hearted! angry

Romance › Re: What Ladies Should Know Before Chatting Guys Up by itokam: 9:59pm On Jan 31, 2016

Girls like Estharfabian won't love this angry

the truth is, our nigerian girls too dey form! Dunno wat most of em. Feels like. angry

Romance › Re: Is This Real Or Is It Just Me ? by itokam: 9:55pm On Jan 31, 2016

Estharfabian:
Testosterones at work!

keep us updated on How your feelings have evolved in the next 6months!

U knw...I've been wondering! Are u capable of loving?

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2016

RVBC:
Okaaaaaay...! Thanks, may you be a dumbo sum day.

Huh

What Is dumbo sir? angry

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2016

RVBC:
Okaaaaaay...! Thanks, may you be a dumbo sum day.

Huh

What I dumbo sir? angry

Romance › Re: Top Five Romancelanders That Are Future Celebrities And Stars. by itokam: 3:45pm On Jan 31, 2016

Countrygirl:
Call me by my moniker.pls let's not derail.

It a derailed thread already.....that's so not. A nice excuse if u wanna shove someone away undecided

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2016

[quote author=RVBC post=42493262][/quote]Dumbo means pastor angry

Romance › Re: Top Five Romancelanders That Are Future Celebrities And Stars. by itokam: 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2016

Countrygirl:
Okay....my moniker is not about music.A story i read inspired it not music.

Oh..."story"! Am Ife btw...as in Ifedayo....what can I call u miss countrygirl

Romance › Re: Top Five Romancelanders That Are Future Celebrities And Stars. by itokam: 2:41pm On Jan 31, 2016

Countrygirl:
yes..some

Oh...ur name tho, anyways, am addicted to country musics and I love countrygirlss too grin

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 2:36pm On Jan 31, 2016

talk2yommex2000:
"Epic" as used in this context is an INTERNET SLANG, which means Extremely Awesome.

Google can also be of help. Happy Sunday

Now this is even hardder, what is google pls huh

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 2:35pm On Jan 31, 2016

RVBC:
You can ask naira land, but you can't ask google! Why did sense depart frm thy?

Twas just a sarcastic comment dumbo! angry

Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 2:33pm On Jan 31, 2016

Vongsama:
When u r nt sure of which word to use, jst use epic. Its universal n can fit into any sentence and no matter the intention. Eg. Epic egg. This may mean fried egg, boiled egg, raw egg, bad egg etc.

Now if u understand, that means u r an epic learner.
(Whatever dat means)

Looks like someone took d liberty of attending night class just to mention me, sir, I was just being sacastic. Thanks for stressing ur brain tho cry

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