Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to the boarding school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus.
After 3 hrs, you are told the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying, ''Dad, I wasn't on that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school''.
Abeg wetin you go do?

Lol. I'll call the BF and thank him

mixed feelings.....

Lol... Wetin u wan do before?

I will simply thank God first, invite the guy over to know him more. If am impressed with him, I might get his assss Pimped
with something good he will love...

dukeolumde:
I will simply thank God first, invite the guy over to know him more. If am impressed with him, I might get his assss Pimped
with something good he will love...

Lol...seriously? She's 16 o

I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

STFUareyouGod:
Lol. I'll call the BF and thank him

Ginaz:
I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

Well...atleast thank d guy for saving her ass first

She gon visit him more often

itokam:


Lol...seriously? She's 16 o

16yrs Na him be say I go personally kill the guy for my crib be that

Ginaz:
I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

Yeah, i feel ur pain. Wat if she had died nko.. Which pain go pain pass? I'll simply thank God bt scold her. No bfs till ur 21!

Ginaz:
I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

Please can I ask u a personal question?

Y my daughter? @16 make she give me address to come and join them together... When she is 20 she go dey sleep for bf jouaw for weeks .thank God she no die

Ginaz:
I'll get angry the more, so you mean you had me worried to death and you are telling me you went to your boyfriend's house? All this time I've been crying and running up and down, you've been fuvking and moaning on his bed?

Chaillll, if I no give you mark I no be ur mama what rubbish? I'm annoyed now sef. I pray I never get a daughter like that.

A typical Nigerian mum. So so true