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RomanceRe: When Would Guys Stop Inviting Ladies To Come To The House? by itokam: 11:31pm On Jan 30, 2016
When ladies stop asking for money I guess undecided btw , I like that skirt on u op, its short and gorgeous kiss come to my house na angry
RomanceRe: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 11:25pm On Jan 30, 2016
Poseidon000:
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That's what we're trying to ascertain how it correlate with this topic,cos this is abuse of "word," therefore, we will be charging the Op to court as soon as we're able to establish an "abuse." grin
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Lol...pls do jare
RomanceRe: Top Five Romancelanders That Are Future Celebrities And Stars. by itokam: 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
Countrygirl:
Dis op,u don come again
Do u love country musics?
RomanceRe: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by itokam: 11:06pm On Jan 30, 2016
What iss the meaning of "epic" pls? angry
RomanceRe: Photo:which Will You Save First, Your Ex Or Your Phone?. by itokam: 7:23am On Jan 29, 2016
If. She promise to get another phone for me....and download all my favourite BFs back into d phone, I might consider saving her first angry
RomanceRe: I Feel Intimidated Whenever Am With Huge, Beautiful, Tall And Sexy Ladies Why by itokam: 7:18am On Jan 29, 2016
First rule of living; Learn to love yourself first undecided you have chronic low self esteem angry
RomanceRe: Rate My Profile Picture! by itokam: 7:10am On Jan 29, 2016
Do you need sugar boy? U look like a sugar mummy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed






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RomanceRe: 7 New Things Worth Trying In Bed by itokam: 7:05am On Jan 29, 2016
And I heard guys get spanked this days too undecided wtf undecided spank me and I'll spark for u! Dunno if I can spank my bae too angry shii makes ladies looks like hoe angry



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RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Often Fantazise About Non Nigerian Women? by itokam: 9:04pm On Jan 26, 2016
myfantasies:
U r funny
Lol...and you are beautiful
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Often Fantazise About Non Nigerian Women? by itokam: 8:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
myfantasies:
R u a matchmaker huh huh
Well...its just the perfect platform to call you out
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Often Fantazise About Non Nigerian Women? by itokam: 8:48pm On Jan 26, 2016
Op do you wanna knw myfantasies?
RomanceRe: My Friend Looks Almost Like Chika Ike. Check Out Her Pix. by itokam: 8:44pm On Jan 26, 2016
Who telled youhuh
RomanceRe: Will You Give Me Your Wife For 24hrs ? I Will Give You A Billion Naira Cash. by itokam: 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2016
When are you coming to take her? undecided Pls don't forget to come with cash o....I don't like cheque angry
RomanceRe: Funny Picture; After The Death Of Goliath by itokam(op): 12:18pm On Jan 26, 2016
Fraih:
Warris this doing in Romance section?!
The cloth's romantic cheesy
PoliticsRe: Pdp Lady Who Wished Buhari Dead During 2015 Campaign Dies(pictures) by itokam(op): 7:44am On Jan 26, 2016
xpac01:
Why making this news as though she was the only one who said it. Anyway, that is the struck that comes with being bold. When it boomerangs the bold bears the brunts.
Mr, that's not boldness, its stupidity, am sorry to say...why wish someone who is old enough to be your father death? That was so extreme from her part!
RomanceFunny Picture; After The Death Of Goliath by itokam(op): 7:40am On Jan 26, 2016
Lol...u can add ur own caption tho

PoliticsPdp Lady Who Wished Buhari Dead During 2015 Campaign Dies(pictures) by itokam(op): 7:32am On Jan 26, 2016
Ccording to newsrescue online,

Esther Okono, a diehard Akwa Ibom supporter of the former President, Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic party, PDP, who during the 2015 campaign among others wished President Muhammadu Buhari dead, reportedly died last Friday, January 22 according to posts on her facebook page.


She had been reportedly recently taken ill.

Esther joins a list of PDP big personalities and politicians who have died mysteriously since the campaigns.

Esther Okono was the former S.A. Media and Publicity to Former Governor of Akwa Ibom Akpabio and The National Coordinator of PDP National Youth Congress.

Esther is remembered for her vitriolic posts against Buhari

Check out the attached pictures for some of her hate posts.

Meanwhile, its a lesson for us all who don't know where to draw the line with politics, only God knows tomorrow so be careful what you say or allow others say through you for money. I know many people who won't utter a word when you curse them wrongly. God fights for them oh. RIP Esther Okono.

Music/RadioRe: Cool And Lovely Songs To Help You Relax After A Rough Day by itokam(op): 9:39am On Jan 24, 2016
Stexy:
op *cool wink
Thanks... cheesy
Music/RadioCool And Lovely Songs To Help You Relax After A Rough Day by itokam(op):
And so someone created a thread yesterday asking for cool songs that can bring relaxation after a hectic day, I've decided to come up with this playlist of mine, am sure its gonna help you a whole lot, try the songs, they are nice compilations and worthy of your time n Mb too

Listen and enjoy

Worthy tracks....

Celine dion's
Think twice, I love you, to love you more, power of love, its all coming back, if that's what it takes, where do lonely hearts go.

Phill collins
Everyday, do you remember, another day in paradise, if leaving me is easy, all of my life, can't turn back the years, one more night, true colour, find a way to my heart.

Sade
By your side, soldier of love

Brian adams
All for love, have u ever really love someone, I finally found someone, never let go, cuts like a knive, run to you, pls forgive me, straight from the heart.

Michael bolton
To love somebodyn missing you, how am I suppose to breathe, soul provider, that's what love is all about, to love somebody, when a man loves a woman

Tony braxton
Breathe again, make me high, let it flow, unbreak my heart, spanish guiltar.

Tracy chapman
Baby can I hold you

Lionel richie
Hello, all night long, I call it love, say you say me, stuck on you,

Elton john
Sacrifice, candle in the wind

Luther vandros
Dance with my father, buy me a rose

Michael learns to rock
25 minutes, that's why you go away, sleeping child, actor, pain my love

Westlife
My love, I lay my love on you, flying without wingn a fragile heart, swear it again, tonight, nothing's gonna change my love for you, what makes a man, unbreakable, evergreen.

Asa
Eye adaba, jailer, fire on the mountain, ife, satan be gone, beautiful

Boys 2 men
End of the road, dreams, one sweet day ft maria carie

Others
Halo by beyonce, bonitta by madonna, boy by tatianna ali, style by britanny spears, bad bloodd by brytanny spears, wildest dream by brytanny spears, count on me by brunno mars, marry you by bruno mars, call my name and olufunmi by style plus, careless whisper by george michael, break away by kalvin clark, time after time by cyndy laupper, battlefield by jordin sparks, no air by jordin sparks ft chris brown

So many mor but una ehn...my hand dey pain me!



Cc airmark, politicalthug(the thread is for you) aand Oga lalasticlala(front page movercheesy) help all the blues lovers in d house
Jokes EtcEpic Stuffs by itokam(op): 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2016
Super insults

1. Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'



2. A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......


..................................
3. Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

..........................................
4. A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

5. Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: huh
Salesman: cheesy

............................
6. Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!



7. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase


Lol....enjoy d weekend ya'll
RomanceRe: The Amazing diverse Beauty Of Women (Photo). by itokam: 1:51pm On Jan 19, 2016
Swissheart:
T lo le solve e ......okay say BET
Okay...am tempted to ask..."Which one are u" ?
CelebritiesRe: CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! First Photos Of Stephanie Okereke Linus' Adorable Son by itokam: 10:45pm On Jan 17, 2016
Makes me wanna have my own kid now now angry

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CelebritiesRe: Photo - Aww! See How Tiwa Salvage Dressed Her Son by itokam: 10:43pm On Jan 17, 2016
What shall it profit a woman to dress her kid as saudi prince without oyel money? undecided

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RomanceRe: Photo: If She Tells You "I Love You" Lol by itokam: 9:11am On Jan 16, 2016
Errrm...OP, next time u put *viewers discretion* angry angry I quit horror film long ago



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BusinessRe: Anxiety As FG Completes Review Of Mtn’s N34bn License by itokam: 8:59am On Jan 16, 2016
So...what next now?


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PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS!! Buhari Orders EFCC Probe Of Ex-military Leaders, Ex-service Chie by itokam: 8:51am On Jan 16, 2016
Errr...Op its from ur blog abi? I'll talk it ass a joke sha, as ur monniker implies undecided lemme knw when u have a credible source




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CelebritiesRe: “accuse Me Of Bleaching Again And End Up In Lawma’s Bin” – Funmi Iyanda Warns . by itokam: 8:48am On Jan 16, 2016
Heheheh.....am sorry, you are already in Lawma's canal maam!

Meanwhile, if you want lawma's bin, go and ask Ambode ma

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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: Dumbest People And Posts Ever (Part2) by itokam: 8:45am On Jan 16, 2016
You mind tagging some nairalanders? This pitures describe some of em





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BusinessRe: ‘ghosts’ Set Shops Ablaze In Anambra Over High Cost Of Goods (photo) by itokam: 8:41am On Jan 16, 2016
Oya! Ghost mode tongue



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Jokes EtcRe: When You Refuse To Fall Under The ‘anointing’ by itokam: 8:38am On Jan 16, 2016
Na to clear d second leg wey him take stand na cheesy annointing can never be embarrased angry




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PoliticsRe: Bombshell: Biafra’s Dead, Obasanjo Insists by itokam: 8:36am On Jan 16, 2016
Smh...Abeg make una ignore this biafrans na, honestly, other than the E-warriors, d prominent ones don't give a shoot about the agitation! undecided


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