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KeriBaby:
This ikwerre talk don do o No be advert na

beta bribe me with pot of native soup first...am still korrupt!

KeriBaby:
I love them jor

The way my bro eat's is something else
He can never get full and the next minute he is hungry

see y ikwerre girls dey follow for Glo promo...!! But I no dey play wit Akwa Ibom girls when it com's to anytin wit F...

elmisti:
Kikikiki....no mind me jare....most tym pple dey mistke my pain for anger........I no get car wey I wan wash

aha...u see my motor...na my bicycle where wan man spray mud put wit e car...so e com bribe me for car wash wit cold beer make I no reason e mata wit my second mind

elmisti:
Make thunder fire dem....den dey will v to estblish. Good relation with d south...and deyjst av to f_cking understand that they ar not born to rule, nd dier useless population is filled with dependent pple....illiterate, unhelthy..and dnt contribute anytn meaningful to d nation

bros hu slap u Di's nyt cos u dey provoke gan...abeg com follow me chill for car wash

suspected Ebola in calabar...hmmm make I call my goodyboo to see how she dey first....!

Ayima:
Yeah to 2.1

meaning say nysc no trust ur first class hehhee...dey read o cos dem go soon call u to defend am on the 20th

KeriBaby:
He gave them his passort
I guess the cafe guy got confused

na small problem....tell d guy to contact me but make he drop two bottle beer b4 I go reason e case wit mind open

DonPsymon:
Let me hit the gym... See y'all later

*walks out*

hit gym finish make u come house dey follow me drag bowl of eba ...

DonPsymon:
I sent both o...

Till today they haven't sent the mail to my yahoo o

thought so....because gmail was d surest for DAT nysc reg

DonPsymon:
Secondary school companies nko

DAT one na d surest destination ooo...!!

KeriBaby:
Okay I registered on the first day sha

I ThankGod for this thread sha
If not I for just relax

I almost give up ooo..cos person carry me go gmass walai I was disallointed ...com see crowd for there....but after every registered d 2nd day at choba cos I hate stress....

My advice no follow where d crowd is for reg o to avoid stories DAT touch com carry man put for Yobe

DonPsymon:
That Awkward moment... You reach AKS tru tru..

Then come post you go 1 private company wey d pay 1k *tears in my eye*

apart from oil companies which oda companies dey DAT akwa ibom sef

DonPsymon:
Let me start first... If you missed it earlier


Me wey wake that 8th sept by 7am

*First cafe, dude told me they shifted reg to the next day
He prolly didn't have data on his modem . It was when I
saw your post that you successfully registered, That's when
I said Lai lai... I must do today o


*Second cafe, dude kept me waiting... You know the reason
Two old women were ordering BB Z10 on jumia... 1 of
which had no mail account


*Third cafe, babe told me "oga wey d do am nor dey...
Check later for evening"


I had to give up sha. But NO! I went to take some passport
photographs, figured out I'll need it for the reg. That's
when I opened the NYSC link and submitted my mail... The
photographer directed me to his friend's cafe sha so I
went.


On reaching there, come see crowd! *tears full my eye*
Guess what?


They were all waiting for mail from NYSC

I jejely opened my mailbox, closed my eyes and opened
the right one as if to wink


Saw link!!!


Rushed to the cafe guy who was equally shocked at how
the link popped up in my mail box asap
But he proceeded sha...

Had some issues with biometrics but its all in the past now


Lesson: enable to fix an appointment with the cafe guy 2 - 3 days before reg starts to avoid waka about

I bet u used gmail because yahoomail was slow DT firstday

splentimmy:
pls house what's d latest abt dis issue of:::

You have not yet been mobilised because valid
details were not sent from your institution.
However, your institution has been notified. If
rectified you are likely to be in stream II
You have not been evaluated yet. Ensure
documents uploaded are complete.

pls somebody help me cos I saw it yesterday when I checked my dashboard.

first which school u finishd from?

Abiolainfo:
★★★It's allowed but not officially allowed...

So keep it safe.. In d inner zip of your bag preferably..


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that's not the safest place boss...
beta wear dem in for safer keeping

KeriBaby:
Hahaha Don't mind him
Very irritating gist

I knw ur type don't used like using concom for anytin am sorry ma!

goldenone:
Whaaaaaaaat! Shey plastic bottles don finish for naija ni

so u no know say u fit used plastic bottle take tear adjeporta children head??

Abiolainfo:
★★★Okay, if you wanna use your makeups to tempt us....

Then the sojos must allow us to cawii concom to protect ourself... Especially on zec Fire night

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pls is concom nt allowed??
because I dey plan carry 200 o...cos that's what I plan used to store drinking water

Abiolainfo:
★★★ Hope you don dey practice this training...

In case you misbehave


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they dne forget their right...kai see nice fight

goldenone:
Who run the world? GIRLS!!!! abi WOMEN abi LADIES!!!

can u imagine....if one man take her go house now com wake up for morning shoot her say na intruder dem go begin say na blood money days y

nawao...see my power bank just dey refuse to store charges...Di's one dne pass gone o since 2days now...
Any ideas from Di's electricians in d house??

DonPsymon:
I the tell you



Bet why


Why person go buy designer sneakers for camp use


Funny thing is, some folks no go even notice say na designer u buy...


Na only you nd your pocket go know

e better buy designers socks join because later on na only socks e go fit see wear go parade

KeriBaby:
Lord I liked one corper boy dat year ehn
The guy gave us extra classes and all
Very good boy

u see why male students hate corpers bah cos all Di's high school student girls like young men on uniform esp d ones where their eyes dne open pass cinema screen

KeriBaby:
Mostly Arts students
Theater arts, linguistic students, etc so I heard o

I dey laff pipol where wan put restriction....cos last time I check engr are allowed..Hope all Di's APC change Neva change am

KeriBaby:
But back den in secondary school we loved corpers ehn
We go dey try impress dem
So we go become their favorite

But kids these days ehn

because u be kokolet nah....I remember sani and Wilson Di's corpers dem be correct niggas...in fact dem be my mentor

hilsocial:
hahahaha. If u go dia just de meen, no smile anyhow den no de vex anyhow. Strictly biz. Anyway we go work better corporate place joor.

mean kwa...u Neva jam students from south..u must smile by classforce...person like me na to just roll peace wit d most fearsom

KeriBaby:
Stop selling weed to everyone just because they're offering you money





Whose brother, cousin, friend or boyfriend is this

he he....reminds me back in school when some men head dey touch pass spark plug for aluu!!

weed get grade oo

KeriBaby:
I don't wanna teach at all o
Go back to sleep

hahaha too late...but reason am public schools get teachers na...so u go just turn supervisor dey stroll in once once com pay respect.

jatau7:
better thunder....thunder with koboko....me I still dey talk ohhh...if by mistake my khaki miss...baba no body for my hostel go wear khaki again...I go move everybody own till dem return my own....

eyah...blike u Neva see mass panel beating if not u for find d weaker folk own move...u beta no touch mehn where go boarding school...no be today monkey start to dey move banana..

KeriBaby:
Lord it sounds so scary o
Ss3? Those big boys and girls
Wey sabi behave like dem and corpers get beef cuz dey feel like they know wassup already

Abeg make dem reason us better working place like u rightly said

no worry I just dream wake up...I saw ur ppa na kg 2 children u teach....#No worries

KeriBaby:
Lol
Goodyboo dey hear u

at times I wonder...u knw pipol like to compare we humans with animals but dem forget sale male animals no dey get one partner...
#D Lord knows Best