₦airaland Forum

mekstaniac:
itoski AKA P setter

bros I be monk oo...no reason am o..I go just marry keribaby kip put for house to prevent predators like u...e go be like DAT pastor where kip wife virgin for 20yrs I read last nyt for nairaland front page...but d difference be say my john Thomas dey functional but I refuse to give keri cis if goodyboo

KeriBaby:
No way
Boys are always like that Swim fire I be tilapia

so u don't want me to see ur true colour....y movie when I be red belt holder..

KeriBaby:
Abeg clubs ain't my thing jare


Lemme know when you going to the movies or karaoke lounge/bar

hell no...we going straight to d swimming pool....beta get ur swimsuit make I see some fresh skin

KeriBaby:
Yes yes sire

aha she is my O+... so where u prefer??

mekstaniac:
U'r in PH......and an ikwerre girl too shey?

guy which one be ur problem now..u want to put white garri for my red garri ba...ehn??
na so Osama take carry hand write love letter send go give Michelle Obama for white house only for Obama to see d letter come send navy seals go give Osama full stop between d eyebrows...


na joke I dey o...still on d parcel elmisti send give me to keep body,soul with spirit for checkmate

KeriBaby:
Lol What is nigga raw

kai...see Denial...ur own strong pass Peter own o.
Hope if we go Blinks u no go deny me dere

KeriBaby:
A son of the soil ke

so u be Nigga raw sister

KeriBaby:
Hehehe
Who come tell una say I from ikwerre o

u don't need to tell me...I know u school in pH for lemme say 6yrs plus certificate....so already u are a son of the soil....therefore u be Ikwerre!!!

ViktaSlim:
Early discharge cert. On my mind be dat

EXACTLY

ViktaSlim:
Buy a chain lol. A duct tape is a bonus

u just remind me of the pic I saw last night for soujaboy blog about some white guys hold two white girls like dog for ground dey drag dem go car
#Money speaks BITCHES LISTEN

elmisti:
Trust na small thing...buh dat constant absence no too dey fresh most tym....and dem too dey carry am for head jare....u know as all dis female lecturers dey do niggas now?

they must be single ladies where dne dance to DAT Beyonce hit song DT year

elmisti:
Choi!...make ur friend go find lawyer sharp sharp...na dis kind era lawyers go dey reign like hip hop artist o

yes o...I get them many around me because for pH where I dey so u dare not joke wit Keribaby when it comes to land

elmisti:
Lol, kinda true....buh me com like strong women...like politically active, career women...d women wit big words nd abbreviations before dia names....den d problem is..how to make dat kind woman a loyal wife...even Ifa no gree answer

Then u av to earn it...Trust is all DT matas

elmisti:
Na lawyer she b na...wetin be her own wit probing

my bro blike u be travel go Dubai..u Neva hear d latest no one is above d law o..even my friend jack(dog) get case for court

elmisti:
Kikiki...u see my life so?....na career women I dey always end up wit.....



But on a serious note, How best is it to cope and maintain an ambitious woman?

my guy to control woman hard o...is easier to control dog oo...to me exp is their best teacher

elmisti:
That's good news!.....she go surely com bk wit some goodies b dat

Beta go find beta Boeing aircraft where go fit package her come o before person where they top of us go start Proplbing com Probe Di's nysc batch B join

KeriBaby:
Hahaha

Another one month no go kill anybody o


But if u no get favorable posting hmmmm
Redeployment no easy at all

But na ur own sha

there is what they call Choice...they can take me to anywhere dey choose but they can't force me to serve there if I don't want to.....the holy book says if ur left hand go put u for trouble cut am off

so person like me go just give my self honourable discharge

elmisti:
Na who sabi wia my Mobi18 dey oooo

she dne go UK go defend her madam Allison Madueke

goodyboo:
not a word

I take it u enjoying my service

goodyboo:
Jesu Christi.... kind words abi

confirm catholic

KeriBaby:
Hehehe U don't shake ladies abi
Really nice Some men go dey offer to shake women With their strong hand

if u nt giving me a warm body hug..u beta kiss my cheeks to keep me under STP!

KeriBaby:
I hope is with enough handshakesss

just tel me u a dude with overgrown moustache

Di's one everybody they reason state na wao...is OK for the ladies for me but for the guys make una check una pocket wells before u reason state o....dem say wetin old man where sitdown see, pikin where climb mango tree no go see am ooo

haywire1:
Which medication? Lol .. U know where I dey since nah and also I wan tisha someone make d person learn lesson

#

haywire on meds

whodohgeepee:
hope she dey pay u well sha! Elmisti ah greet u! So u go see me online dey form abi elmisti? *Pulls out double barrel*

yes oo.. she dey pay me in kind wella

goodyboo:

do u want to terminate our contract or u want us to be unprofessional

ademasta:
Itoski, you sabi jare! BTW, dis ya name dey do me strong tin for mouth o... Are u from zimbabwe? Hehehe...smile

nah..kai u no like me at all
am from West Germany

ademasta:
Na the stream concern me for now sha...

me and u dey dsame frequency....where u come from we belief say no matter d pit dem dig frog must jump am if e choose to!

elmisti:
I tell U, mine is jst 4months, nd I don live for like five different time zones...one tym like dat,n every 2 days I dey sleep for nyt...den one tym dey, na wen sun rise I dey sleep, I play game so tey, I retire as player and coach....if dat kind tin do me for one yer, bros, I go bone Service ni o, cuz I don see pple wey no do am, nd dem dey work ooo

ur own good...me and my game no dey agree again sef...I dne play com quit....den work where I sopos dey on cos of Di's nysc man drop out cos no wan hear say I work for free without pay

whodohgeepee:
oboi so goodyboo don get e-boo, see aw itoski come dey boo me! Am in Itu axis o not calabar-itu road! Itu road! M doing greater than u are!

me na just her bodyguard o boss...who dash monkey banana

elmisti:
Kikiki....

na DAT boss dem sopos call Patience

elmisti:
Bros, em suppose put rope and 3 stars for ya own khaki ooo

wit 1 big eagle!