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NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:01pm On Oct 07, 2015
whodohgeepee:
Goodyboo uyo is tiresome to me o! Very boring!
so what do u want from my goodyboo
#Vexing

b d difference....hold party daily chikena!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 6:49pm On Oct 07, 2015
Joyce21:
says who? Research has it that some pips who are more active on social media, dont flow very well in the real world
beta order two parcels from elmisti...if ur spirit no ginger sue me!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 6:47pm On Oct 07, 2015
Joyce21:
says who? Research has it that some pips who are more active on social media, dont flow very well in the real world
my Aristotle..pls tell me more
#chewing puffpuff
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 6:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
goodyboo:
very funny,difference no de at all
big difference dey between grenade and landmine o...!!
bet u don't watch war movies
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2015
goodyboo:
buh u knw no matter d amount of prayer ,wat gat to be ,still gonna be.
stream 1,stream2......any state...Godknowsbest
#cheers#
o she of little faith.!! if only ur faith is as little as my food u will speak into ur call up letter and see it change from Borno to Sokoto!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 11:58am On Oct 07, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★Lock me up kwakikikiku lipsrsealed When I'm not Akon!!! I should leave you in your left bah undecided yaba left will never be your portion IJN.... Oya come and join the Protest @d right time... tongue tongue ★★★~ ©Mistabiola® lipsrsealed
make una dey front..I dey always like to dey back for this kind of stuffs in case of back turn
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 11:14am On Oct 07, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★lol


Did I commit any Crimehuh


When did fighting for people's Right becomes a Crimehuh

You're one of the many reasons why Nigeria remain static tongue tongue

If you can't stand Up against the infringement of your Right then your Generation will have to swim in the same paddle tongue

FYI I faced the school panel more than 3times but #WeStillTriump with a draw tongue ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
dem Neva lock u up...kip on shouting for ur right because u be freedom fighter...leave me for my left because I dne forget my right
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:09am On Oct 07, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★That's too much shocked

And you guys kept mute and choked the neck of your Wencher, guidance and the likes to spill out such an outrageous fee over what should be issued FOC....

The educational sector needs restructuring fr angry angry ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
walai pipol like u na dey get over extra year for school... last last dem go leave school wit certificate of attendance! #GINGER
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:07am On Oct 07, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe Only 1k We paid 3500 for it in uniport Yet they are not gonna give it to you until you pay 23k for certificate
And twas meant to be free Smh big time
when u fit go back door do am for just 1500 Mtn card cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:18am On Oct 07, 2015
goodyboo:
fear not,come join me. Have a seat I bet you'll ask for more. itoski...the bill is on the house.
know say I no sabi wash plate o....!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:17am On Oct 07, 2015
goodyboo:
fear not,come join me. Have a seat I bet you'll ask for more. itoski...the bill is on the house.
know say I no sabi wash plate o....!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:14am On Oct 07, 2015
DonPsymon:
Head boy hafa?

cheesy
#feelings

NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 8:55am On Oct 07, 2015
goodyboo I syt u for mama spot taking some nice dog meat and palm wine...!! fear no allow me com in
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:37pm On Oct 06, 2015
omitooguns:
sad
grin lipsrsealed wink
abeg o I be monk o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:30pm On Oct 06, 2015
candycrush come teach me how to play DAT ur game
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:30pm On Oct 06, 2015
elmisti:
Tah!....I disassociate myself from such act....that man is not high on any of my product....if world end 2mrw, I hope jah get back up drivehuh
no worry mobi18 won't sue u for causing society havoc according to section 419 in d Nigeria constitution cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:20pm On Oct 06, 2015
KeriBaby:
Asin ehn Very funny story
na group where dne tire for life..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2015
KeriBaby:
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now


The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.

The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.

The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.


Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”

McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.

Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.

He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.

Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.

“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.

“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”

The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.

Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".

But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.

"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.

"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date."
DAT group dey high on elmisti weed.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:54pm On Oct 06, 2015
KeriBaby:
If e no good for your head quit grin
Remember Winners Neva Quit....u av to be in a high frequency to be an Inventor
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:51pm On Oct 06, 2015
anytime I see Di's monicker haywire I just remember DAT mad man for prison break....hoping dey are nt related
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:45pm On Oct 06, 2015
@ Elmisti today parcel too strong ooo...I just dey roam d street since forget where my house even dey kai...Keribaby even see me dey roam around she no fit take care of d nigga
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:20am On Oct 06, 2015
elmisti:
Broderly...weed no dey ground ooo....my fresh orders nova drop
abeg ooo...I just finish my remaining prescription this morning and my system Neva boost up...need 2 parcels
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:56pm On Oct 05, 2015
miss LG how's abj?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2015
KeriBaby:
Donpsymon
Omitooguns
Itoski


Make una stop this rough play o
imagine u on hijab....!! I go just dey admire ur toes and eyes
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:14pm On Oct 05, 2015
DonPsymon:
Lol grin


How about this 1...


The first alphabet for your surname wey matches any state name, na that state you the serve cheesy

Say your surname na Itoski, you the serve for Imo state... Donpsymon Delta grin


If the first alphabet no gree match you move to the second, or third or fourth e.g xylophone - Lagos grin

If your first alphabet match with many states, them go ignore the first alphabet, choose the second 1... E.g Annas = Anambra or Nassarawa grin


grin


grin

If all your alphabets no match... Mehn... Na Borno be that grin...
kai bros u wicked o...u want make pips start to change name...because person like Blessed girl na straight to Borno she go end o...Keribaby na straight to Kano make she go taste Sharia law
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba

Apart from LB, we need somebody wey fit create serious spark for that team o undecided

Standout player... + don't you think Mata is overworkedhuh
just because of Arsenal thrashing una dey probe una players....and man city still dey ahead...it is well

man utd fans just dey rake since dem top table like when u dey find fish for soup crayfish go dey carry body say na fish...!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 10:07pm On Oct 05, 2015
gbest58:
Assuming Government says everybody should register their boyfrnd/girlfrnd b4 14th February 2016,u obeyed n d machine tells u sorry,d person u r registering has already been registered. wat will u dohuhhuhhuhhuh?
at least u go pick 3choices from ur girlfriends
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:59pm On Oct 05, 2015
omitooguns:
sad
so na u dey behind masquerade wey dey make am sound huh

Keribaby no mind am joor...
sorry for Orubebeing into ur Mata sir...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:45pm On Oct 05, 2015
KeriBaby:
I no want get am
Infact I want to fail
no u won't fail...infact I pledge my allowwee to sort it out for u!!..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:39pm On Oct 05, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Nobody fit hold you. Na we dey here so
kai...if crowd dey support u na very bad tin o...cos everybody go wait for first to attack!! I wish only u fit stand for my front to take d bullet for me cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:28pm On Oct 05, 2015
ajistai2003:
#Heaves a sigh of relief#
was actually thinking it's on issue that has to do with security.
no fear I be one man mopol!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:26pm On Oct 05, 2015
encrypt:
All this talk of Ogun not paying just dey make me laugh...Na Ogun be my first choice oh...Dem no born the state well make them no pay me angry
am with u bro....but na u dey front for the movement oo cheesy

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