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CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 12:43am On Jun 11, 2020
VickyRotex:
I could argue those points with:

1. Maid likely used a NITEL (landline) phone
2. Madam was at her friend's house, those days people had each other's NITEL number.

If you want to compare it to the son, the son said "my phone" and the mother said "the maid called me" (again some details can be left to imagination)

Otherwise, na the 3 of dem kill oga jare cheesy
Lol, a bit far fetched if you ask me.

Let's go along with the story... I wouldn't like to add to it
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 12:29am On Jun 11, 2020
VickyRotex:
lol okay agreed that Motorola release year was 1992, but Nokia 1101 isn't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_1100


Your analysis above is really thorough, but I still think its the son despite the change made to the narrative.

let the op come and mark scripts.
The maid and mum made calls now.
So mobile phones were not really that uncommon
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 12:21am On Jun 11, 2020
VickyRotex:
In Nigeria huh Interesting!
Lol
The rich and wealthy in that era used those phones.
PoliticsRe: - by iTroll: 12:19am On Jun 11, 2020
Even if the white man ditches the idea of tribalism, the forever backward black man with still be racist toward his black brothers.
Nigeria is a very good example of this.
The fight between ipob and yoloba mozlems is also a good example.
SportsRe: God Why This One Game Cut My Betslip Under This Buhari Hardship? by iTroll: 12:16am On Jun 11, 2020
Who has Nokia e63 panel for sale
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 12:15am On Jun 11, 2020
yomi007k:
The brat son.

Not sure there was mobile phone in 1992.
Motorola international 3200
Nokia 1101
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 12:14am On Jun 11, 2020
duchaB:
Bros nail him...
What's the evidence?
Its pretty late and my thumbs are tired. But I'll try to be as elaborate as possible.
Wait.. I'll Map out my persecution and edit this comment.

My Verdict.

The first person to have found the boss' dead body was the maid.

The maid called the wife.
The wife (possibly) called the son.

Now, the wife and son are out of the question honestly. (No motive here since they are practically the only heir of the man whether dead or alive.) Or are they?? (Keep reading)

That leaves the gateman, driver and maid
Now the question is who discovered the body of the man first?

My bet is
1. The driver may look like the killer, since the motive of money (the errand) is present. But.... If the driver were to have killed the man, he would have to return to the house twice. He would come back from the errand, kill the man, go back out, freshen up and come back to look surprised and act as If he knew nothing.
The gateman would have reported this and caged the driver. But this sint the case here from the info provided.

2. The maid.
The maid has no motive for the crime here so I'll just leave her.

,3. The son

Obviously, the man doesn't abuse or beat him. He has all he wants from the pops so why kill the man making life easy for you?,

,4. The gateman

The story tells us the gateman has an attribute of loyalty, hence I don't see why he would kill the man since he respects him so much.
So, driver and maid was on errand.

Mother and son were busy socializing here.

The leaves the madam. She was the last to leave the house.

Son was out socializing.
Driver was on errand
Gateman was fast asleep from exhaustion
Maid was busy at the market.

This all leaves the madam. She was the last person who saw the man that morning he died.

Madam is the killer.

This was a crime of passion/greed(infidelity or otherwise). The man would never suspect his wife until it was too late. The madam merely made the maid go to market in order to leave the house empty upon the fact that there is still food in the house (how come they threw party and made breakfast in a house with no food?)

The madam killed her hubby, left the house and went for the social hangout (she specifically chose that day so that she could have an alibi, it's too good to be a coincidence) so that she could have something to say when the body will be discovered by the maid.


The madam killed the man.

I hope I'm right.

duchaB
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll:
duchaB:
Bros nail him...
What's the evidence?
Its pretty late and my thumbs are tired. But I'll try to be as elaborate as possible.
Wait.. I'll Map out my persecution and edit this comment.

My Verdict.

The first person to have found the boss' dead body was the maid.

The maid called the wife.
The wife (possibly) called the son.

Now, the wife and son are out of the question honestly. (No motive here since they are practically the only heir of the man whether dead or alive.) Or are they?? (Keep reading)

That leaves the gateman, driver and maid
Now the question is who discovered the body of the man first?

My bet is
1. The driver may look like the killer, since the motive of money (the errand) is present. But.... If the driver were to have killed the man, he would have to return to the house twice. He would come back from the errand, kill the man, go back out, freshen up and come back to look surprised and act as If he knew nothing.
The gateman would have reported this and caged the driver. But this sint the case here from the info provided.

2. The maid.
The maid has no motive for the crime here so I'll just leave her.

,3. The son

Obviously, the man doesn't abuse or beat him. He has all he wants from the pops so why kill the man making life easy for you?,

,4. The gateman

The story tells us the gateman has an attribute of loyalty, hence I don't see why he would kill the man since he respects him so much.
So, driver and maid was on errand.

Mother and son were busy socializing here.

The leaves the madam. She was the last to leave the house.

Son was out socializing.
Driver was on errand
Gateman was fast asleep from exhaustion
Maid was busy at the market.

This all leaves the madam. She was the last person who saw the man that morning he died.

Madam is the killer.

This was a crime of passion/greed(infidelity or otherwise). The man would never suspect his wife until it was too late. The madam merely made the maid go to market in order to leave the house empty upon the fact that there is still food in the house (how come they threw party and made breakfast in a house with no food?)

The madam killed her hubby, left the house and went for the social hangout (she specifically chose that day so that she could have an alibi, it's too good to be a coincidence) so that she could have something to say when the body will be discovered by the maid.


The madam killed the man.

I hope I'm right.
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 11:45pm On Jun 10, 2020
Ishilove:
You're a pathetic nobody hiding behind a troll account to feel good about his miserable life. What you're manifesting here is outwardly projected self loathing.

You're gonna be put out of commission pretty soon.

Fvck off forever.
Damn, so this is all you could muster from your measly brain as a reply?

Well, nice comeback, you cretinous basement dweller.
Look at a pot calling a kettle black, you say I am self loathing.

Well, I am not the doink who pretends to be savant in a field where she has zero knowledge.
Its a pity that you still couldn't get the point of my reply. Go and study woman! Fill that noggin with books and stop being an emotional bean bag!

If you can't study then go to the kitchen and wash some dishes or something.

At least that will pacify you from this irrational and unwarranted rage state of yours.

Xiao....
RomanceRe: Archbishop Reacts To Video Of His Son Getting Intimate With Two Naked Women by iTroll: 11:39pm On Jun 10, 2020
The lad is mentally unstable at the very least.

The visual cues of a naked lady's laps only accelerated his mental degradation at that point.

Hell, even a sane man goes nuts at the sight of a naked lady, even if there aren't any visible reactions.
CrimeRe: Where Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by iTroll: 11:33pm On Jun 10, 2020
The gateman seems to be the culprit

Who can possibly hear the shrieks of a lady from the other house in his sleep over the loud thumps of a party's loudspeakers?
But that's not all

The driver seems to be more suspicious.

The household threw an OVERNIGHT PARTY. So form the drivers alibi, it took him the whole DAY to get his errand done.

I'll go with the driver BTW
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 11:28pm On Jun 10, 2020
Ishilove:
[s]Your ancestors are the stupid one, which is why stupidity runs in your lineage. Only stupidity will cause someone whose parents paid school fees on his head to come online, name himself after a mythical trouble making demon and make comments disgracing his entire family.[/s]
Typical of a myopic Nigerian girl
Always emotional and on edge. Your brain's response system seems to be short circuited.

A rational human being takes criticism well. As for you... Well I never expected a lassie like you to be rational.. It runs in your blood.

Go suck a chode lode and sit your ass down.

PhonesRe: Airtel Are Theives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure Theives!!! by iTroll: 11:18pm On Jun 10, 2020
Who has USB type C charger please
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 11:16pm On Jun 10, 2020
Ishilove:
I have never repaired the phone. When it lags I boost it and it is fine. The phone gets hot, and then I cool it with the Phonemaster app and then it's fine
In a bid to sound smart, you made yourself look stupid.
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 11:09pm On Jun 10, 2020
poweredcom:
This OP is an idiot

So your problem is now phone to use abi ode you call Tecno and I finix substandard which one can your country produce ode
Mr man, you're out of your league. You obviously have no clue about what you're saying.
Go back to the thread you belong
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 7:33pm On Jun 10, 2020
rationalhuman:
Are you teenager?
I need straight forward answers please. I didnt ask you to explain
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:47pm On Jun 10, 2020
rationalhuman:
First you need to decide when you say a country is rich or poor , what you mean?
Numbers of rich people?
Purchasing Power Parity?
Number of Middle class?
GDP nominal of a country?

If any of the above was your intention ,then yes, It is much much richer then Nigeria.

Now another point of your argument, Lets assume a poor person with 30 USD here vs a Poor Person with 30 USD there.
Now who is real poor? Over there that person can walk into supermarket and can walk out with affordable yet good Smartphone, That same thing here you can not dream in 30 USD? why? because Scale of economics and Domestic manufacturing.

Same Rabies vaccine set to a poor here would cost Naira 45000, while if "POOR" in India can get same in equivalent of Naira 6000 (If not free from government), So even poverty depends upon cost of the items you consume.

i hoep you got it.
IS INDIA RICHER THAN NIGERIA?
YES OR NO
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:44pm On Jun 10, 2020
Gabbriell:
Nigeria is a developing country, u guys should stop comparing what we use here with developed country.

Thanks to Techno and infinix, the average Nigeria n can now be part of the Internet world.

Let's us stop the act of tarnishing peoples business. If u have a better product, promote it without tarnishing another person's hard working.

God bless technology, God bless science, God bless Nigeria. #typingfromGionee
Ehyah... So because other people tell you your nation and her citizens are poor, that means you should settle for less shey?

Find out what happened to these tecno and infinix phones in india and come back here to talk.

Maybe you will tell me india is a developed nation
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:41pm On Jun 10, 2020
PaulucheBusines:
Does it matter? I know someone that uses TECNO for most of her pictures on IG.
She uses snapchat, not tecno
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Obaseki Screened And Cleared by iTroll: 6:37pm On Jun 10, 2020
Corporate2020:
Why are Igbo Shiites concerned? Secondly, why did Obaseki gather other miscreant governors to come down to Lagos to prostate for a Yoruba Muslim? Is Lagos now Edo ?
Senseless bunch

Tueh, i spit on your head
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:35pm On Jun 10, 2020
edoairways:
Do you want prove?
Lol
I have followed you and your posts and i know all your ploys and methods.

What can you possibly prove to me? I follow the camera thread and i have seen a lot of note 8 shots.

But, lemme give you the benefit of doubt. Prove that the camera ot the note 8 isnt good at night shots.
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:32pm On Jun 10, 2020
rationalhuman:
Nothing is expensive in India.
They make everything with fair and big competition and in so vast numbers that everything turns out as real affordable, Everything does not matter Electronics, Machines, Medicines, Motorbikes, cars, trucks or even Space Rockets or Satellites. everything.

Dont compare Apple to the oranges.
You are dodging my question

Is india richer than nigeria?

I need a yes or no answer
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:21pm On Jun 10, 2020
edoairways:
Yep. Xiaomi note 8 doesn't snap well at night
I asked you if you use multiple phones

I didnt ask you how the camera of the RN8 performs. And i know you are lying too.
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 6:14pm On Jun 10, 2020
edoairways:
Can't I use numerous phones again?
So you use xiaomi, infinix and samsung at the same time?
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 5:58pm On Jun 10, 2020
Grandmeister:
In a country were majority fees on 2 dollars a day? Lol you guys just love day dreaming.
Lol

What about india?

If xiaomi were to be sooo expensive as you are trying to prove here, why are they dominating the indian market?
PhonesRe: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by iTroll: 5:52pm On Jun 10, 2020
edoairways:
Presently using infinix hot 4. That phone has last me for over 3 years plus without issue
May God judge your lying tongue

How many phones do you use for God sake
CrimeRe: Speculations Behind Hushpuppi 's Arrest And His Untold Source Of Wealth by iTroll: 5:36pm On Jun 10, 2020
BlowYourMind:
Orji Uzo Kalu Rochas OKorocha Ihedioha Allen Onyema Invictus Obinwanne Okeke bishop Ozulubu, developers Malaysia, Colombia, importer and exporter, Anambra fathers raping daughters, erosion, scamming and swindling in Alaba market and computer village
Keep shut!

Your people were enslaved since the 17the century by Dan fOdio who killed your weak leaders and raped your royal women. No indigenous yoloba holds a prominent position in the SW. All are being ruled by Dan Fodio offspring. You are slaves in your own father land yet you come online to beat chest to people better than you.


Retards
RomanceRe: How Long Should Engagement Ring Last In A Lady's Hand. by iTroll: 5:18pm On Jun 10, 2020
as long as ipob continues to be enslaved by their fulani masters undecided

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