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Romance / Most Bitter Female Nairalanders In The History Of The Romance Section? by iTroll: 2:14pm On May 03
@ the topic
Mention them…, them whose tears make the section both unbearable and interesting
Romance / Facts About Girls Like This? by iTroll: 8:04pm On Jan 25
Facts about girls with rooms like this?

Romance / Re: My Near Rape Experience. Young Ladies Learn From This by iTroll: 11:35pm On Jan 10
Another day, another episode of things that never happened

Where is part 2 grin

Jokes aside sha, if you’re being legit then I’m very sorry you had to experience something so terrible

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Romance / Re: Dear Men Avoid This Ohhhh by iTroll: 12:32pm On Dec 07, 2023
Let them continue licking hole way day smell like a week old fish
Na body go tell them

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by iTroll: 12:31pm On Dec 07, 2023
1Sharon:


Stupid broke redpiller. My comment wasn't directed at you. But you took it personally.
E pepper her toto
Foolish girl
Romance / Re: Bride Stands On A Bench While Dancing With Tall Groom On Their Wedding (Video) by iTroll: 12:24pm On Dec 05, 2023
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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by iTroll: 12:46pm On Dec 03, 2023
1Sharon:


Would you even look her way to begin with? Ofcourse. Anybody that challenges you has a poor character.
I knew your type would come sniffing around sooner than later
Stupid feminists always going about being a nuisance
Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by iTroll: 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2023
SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.
4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture
6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.
As usual and as I expected from your gender, you said complete and total rubbish
Instagram and tiktok have decayed your brain
Don't worry, continue
Na Shiloh you go land lass lass

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by iTroll: 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2023
jmoore:
5 ft 2 inches is average?
You are short!
No mind the stupid girl
E wan day take wetin she no fit give
This height requirements is the most stupid thing I've ever seen
A lot of great men that their names are being remembered till tomorrow were short men
Men like Alexander the Great and Napoleon Bonaparte were relatively short men.
That babe na complete mumu

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Romance / Why Does This Happen All The Time? (18+ Graphic Pics) by iTroll: 6:58pm On Oct 30, 2023
Why are so many guys in this situation?
You can clearly see the pain and desperation in his eyes
Will he have to hang around for 10 years until she "notices" him?
I feel for guys like this sha fr
What a sad situation

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Romance / Re: 50 Bluepilled Lies Men Were Told As Children (speedy's musings) by iTroll: 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2023
YxCEc2kUDRp2RWy:
Some of these things you said here are kinda depressing bro
I know it's kinda true but... Omo
One way to know the truth is if it touches you somewhere deep
What he said up there na 100% of the truth
I just day wait for person to rationally counter him points
Nlfpmod, this is a breath of fresh air. Fp material self
theophilusj31:
All the jobless blue pills and redpill guys,...bunch of bitter men who have be burned and hurt by women.

I hope that Nairaland babe sees this and messages you bro

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Romance / Re: Introduction To The Black-pill by iTroll: 6:28pm On Oct 21, 2023
speedy0420:

I hear Nigerian men say this all the time and it always makes me laugh low-key

Yes, it's a good decision to forget women and dating as a whole or if you must, relegate it to a position of least priority in order to feed the bulk of your money and time towards your desired goals.

And yes, success attracts women and it thereby increases the dating options for men.

But the problem is that for most guys, their thought process stops here. They never ask the necessary questions like

1. What type of women are they attracting in the first place? Are these women people who have GENUINE attraction to me? Or is she someone who is only in it for the money and will leave me the minute my wallet takes a hit for the man she's truly attracted to this entire time?

2. Am I her alpha fuxx? Aka the man she has the tingle for? Or am I her beta buxx? Aka the man she settled for when she sees her clock to timing out or a man she settled for to have the sugar baby lifestyle?

Adams and Ned are prime examples of the Oofy Doofy theory, which has the following tenets

- it's basically just betabuxxing in disguise

- a woman will resort to higly organised financially stable men when her eggs dry up (or is about to)

- psychopathic women will use them as a temporary crutch until chad comes along

- she will still lust after chads aka the men she's truly attracted to

- because an oofy doofy has more in common with a female than his own sex he might be tolerated for a while when she feels pressured to settle down (regina was pressured to settle down by her mother))
Very interesting
Can you expound more on this bro

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Romance / Simps by iTroll: 11:06am On Sep 21, 2023
Simps

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by iTroll: 10:44am On Sep 21, 2023
The life of a simp is very very hard

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Romance / Re: Two Canada-based Nigerian Men Set To Tie The Knot by iTroll: 11:48am On Aug 21, 2023
So, who is on top and who is being topped?
Romance / It's Over by iTroll: 11:45am On Aug 21, 2023
It's over

Phone/Internet Market / Re: i by iTroll: 3:07pm On Jul 27, 2023
100k lmaoooooooooooooo
Technology Market / Re: Redmi 4x Available by iTroll: 12:22am On Jul 24, 2023
psalmz:
have you properly done your research
He's not lying
The 11 pro and 12 pro have nothing on the 10 pro, unless you wanna talk about the different numbers and charging speed

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Technology Market / Re: Sold out: Leeco Le Max 2X [ANDROID 11] by iTroll: 12:21am On Jul 24, 2023
TheLoneCitizen:
This is the most powerful gaming device and sharpest camera phone under 80k in Nigeria.

Upgraded to Android 11

With full accessories:
Original Charger
Cable
Ejector pin

https://www.clacified.com/tech/16/cheap-phones-nigeria
No

The best gaming device under 80k is a used redmi note 8 pro or a Poco f2

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Phones / Re: Infinix GT 10 PRO, Dubbed "The Gaming Beast" by iTroll: 12:16am On Jul 24, 2023
wahalaO:
Where are your sources? Who dubbed this a “gaming beast”?
Leave am make e day talk rubbish
Day call am beast where redmagic 7 and 8 day

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Music/Radio / Re: See What Am Giving To Nigerians This Difficult Times (pics) by iTroll: 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2023
My reaction to that information

Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by iTroll: 10:31pm On Jul 09, 2023
myyansh68:
undecided

They go hoeing, they go hoeing, they go hoeing. Every time they go hoeing.

My question is this :

Who are they hoeing with?
The beast or Dragon from hell,
The Aliens from Uranus,
The sharks or Merman in the sea,
or their an imaginary being ?


It takes two to bargain
.


You are no different from them if you among them. You all are just users using their selves
Ok

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Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Born Without Limbs Expecting First Child With Her Husband by iTroll: 12:18pm On Jun 28, 2023
She's should take lots of folic acid to prevent her child from having Amelia/phocomeilia too

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Romance / Re: Women Are Everywhere.. by iTroll: 11:39pm On Jun 27, 2023
The fact that she uses SM content (that prolly has her ass shown everywhere) to gain validation is enough reason for you to stay far far away from her

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Romance / Re: 15-yr-old Girl Receives 50-inch TV From Boyfriend As Gift, Netizens React by iTroll: 11:37pm On Jun 27, 2023
I, a 20.year old man have received a total of 0 presents for my 20 recent birthdays
Nobody cares.
I only.got a cake twice in my entire life, 11 and 15 years ago respectively

And they say women are underprivileged

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Phones / Re: Need Android Phone Of 20k - 30k by iTroll: 7:24pm On Jun 25, 2023
gpercuxionz:
is this phone worth it in year 2023
You're on a budget of 20-30k and you're still asking this question
Day play

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Romance / Re: Oh well by iTroll: 10:55pm On Jun 24, 2023
Enny2013:


I better go for any hard labour for pay dan to beg online...God forbid!
If it comes to worse, I call my family members; both paternal n maternal. By d tym I call 2 or 3 persons, something must come out.

You sound so dumb grin

"Oh my gosh! I'd rather work than beg online! And if it comes to worst, I'd rather beg for handouts just like you're doing now! And I'm better than you because I asked different people!"

Self righteous grub grin
Who tell you say the person way you day talk to never see that "worst" way you day talk about?
Phones / Re: Any Kaios Phone For Sale? by iTroll: 1:33am On Jun 03, 2023
kingot:
hello
guys does anyone have any kaios phone for sale
prefrebly nokia 80004g
but t901 or mtn smart can do
I have
T901
8k last
Ibadan
Romance / Re: How Can I Cure My Konji by iTroll: 8:56pm On Jun 02, 2023
Nigerians are big hypocrites
Someone is shouting 21 years old there
Shey 21 years old person na small pikin? And he's even in his 3rd year in uni
Another one day shout first class. Did he tell you he was looking for first class?

I tire for this countrymen way I get here.

OP, you're on the right and wrong forum (at the same time)

Right, considering the fact that there are fellow Nigerians here who can give you advice as it related to the naija culture and climate

Wrong, considering the fact that majority of the folks here are huge hypocrites
Please go to Quora or reddit, you'll find honest and constructive people there

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Romance / Re: My School Internet Speed by iTroll: 2:52pm On Apr 27, 2023
Nobody cares
Politics / Re: Sudan Evacuation: FG To Prioritize Women, Children, Diplomats by iTroll: 8:30pm On Apr 26, 2023
What about the men

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