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1. You know you are African when the party starts
by 4 pm and you arrive by 7 pm. 2. You know you are African if you had a maid or a
driver growing up. 3. You know you are African if your relatives all
have leather couches and gigantic framed paintings
of themselves or Jesus hanging in the living room. 4. You know you are African if you have a dish like
DSTV at home. 5. You know you are African if your parents woke
you up with a cane. 6. You know you are African if your parents
threaten to give you a dirty slap if you don’t
behave. 7. You know you are African if your the youngest
so you get the smallest meat in the pot. 8. You know you are African if you ask your
parents for a ride to school and they tell you how
they used to walked 5 miles barefooted to and
from school, so you can walk. 9. You know you are African if half the things
you’ve packed to travel are not yours. 10. You know you are African if everyone older
than you is ‘auntie’ or ‘uncle’. 11. You know you are African when you were a
young girl your parents expected you to know
how to cook or else no man will marry you. 12. You know you are African if as a girl your butt is
not big enough and you get very disappointed. 13. You know you are African if you get in serious
trouble if you forget to greet your parents first
thing in the morning “AHH, HAVE YOU SEEN ME THIS
MORNING?” 14. You know you are African if a kissing scene
comes on TV and your parents are like “EHHHEHHH,
SO THIS IS THE TYPE OF TING YOU WATCH EH?” 15. You know you are African if your parents get
angry at you when you cook for yourself and not
the whole family. 16. You know you are African if your parents yell
“YEEAHHHH” while on the phone, either something
really good or something really bad happened. 17. You know you are African if you were
reminded that your mates carrying first in class
don’t have two heads. 18. You know you are African if answering your
parents with “WHAT?” is like cursing. 19. You know you are African if your dad says
something like “COME HERE MY FRIEND”. 20. You know you are African if your brother
insults you with “God punish your father” 21. You know you are African if every adult African
you meet claims to have been top of their class. 22. You know you are African if every rich man
claims to have hawked bread and oranges before
making it big. 23. You know you are African if the house maid
goes to the public school while the children attend
the private schools. 24. You know you are African if going to the
University is not optional. 25. You know you are African if your mother has a
minor disagreement with her sister and they don’t
talk for 10 years. 26. You know you are African if you go to the
village only during Christmas or Easter periods. 27. You know you are African if you make cheaper
or free calls at night. 28. You know you are African if your whole nuclear
and extended family attended your graduation
ceremony. 29. You know you are African if telling your father
you are pregnant outside wedlock feels like a
death sentence. 30. You know you are African if if you have 3
phones with 3 different SIM cards. 31. You know you are African if if you are told you
have to “inherit” your elder brother or sister’s
clothes. 32. You know you are African when your parents
never admit having sex outside marriage. 33. You know you are African when your parents
hire a lesson teacher for each subject you are not
good at. 34. You know you are African if your parents
constantly find it difficult to realize that you are
grown 35. You know you are African if it’s perfectly okay
to show up to one’s house without notice and
expect to be fed. 36. You know you are African if every black cat is
possessed. 37. You know you are African if every barking dog
will bite you. 38. You know you are African if you were told as a
young girl that you will get pregnant if a boy
touches you.
39. You know you are African if your mum puts
you on the phone with everyone she speaks to even if you don’t know them.
40, You know you are African if you have a plastic
bucket in the bathroom. 41. You know you are African if blackouts are
nothing new to you.
42. You know you are African if your mother had a
shop in front of the house where she sold
provisions.
43. You know you are African if your parents call
you from the other side of the house to take their
plates to the kitchen.
44. You know you are African if guys toast you like
“hi, my name is Kennedy, I like you, can I have your
number?”
45. You know you are African if the food store is
locked by your parents. 46. You know you are African if your father got
more than two pieces of meat or the laps of the
chicken while you and your siblings eat mostly
chicken skin. 47. You know you are African if you have to show
or give your parents the money that your uncle or
auntie gave you. 48. You know you are African if your parents told
you to “eat and remain for your brother”. 49. You know you are African if you were forced to
attend the same church your parents attended or
labelled a rebel if you don’t. 50. You know you are African if your parents call
you by your full names only when you are in
trouble with them.
Add urz...

Atmmachine:
R-I-P to the dead

and who is d dead

you are engaged,, y upload all dis picx

sell and compose another song.... If u have d talent u go blow

dis man joystick nid to be sliced

nawa ohhh, where d dija na

wat is dis 1 saying......

girls of nowadays eh

moststylish:
Why you should give a Mama's boy a
chance.
Max Green, 32, who moved back home
from the West Coast, told the New York
Post, "I moved back in with my parents in
August. I was dissatisfied with my job, was
thinking of going back to school, and
wanted to be close to my family."
This comes on the heels of a Census Bureau
study that reveals nearly one in five men in
their late 20s and early 30s are living at
home with their parents. And "in just the
past six years, the number of men living
with their parents has risen from 14 to 19
percent," while only half as many women
in the same age range are living at home,
rising slightly from 8 to 10 percent since
2005.
Despite the stigma attached to men living
with their parents—Mama's boy,
codependent, immature, broke—we think
these men could still be worth dating. So if
you happen to meet a guy in this situation,
here are four reasons not to immediately
write him off.
1. Different men live at home for different
reasons. Maybe he's helping out his
parents, saving money (student loans
anyone?) or was just fired and needs time
to get back on his feet. Maybe his stay is
temporary, and he's actually in the very
process of moving out. You don't know the
exact circumstances, and you should take
the time to learn more about them before
deeming him undateable.
2. The lack of privacy forces you to be
spontaneous. Sure, you guys can't get too
crazy (or have to be really, really quiet)
when his mom and dad are right up/
downstairs, but why limit yourselves to the
basement or bedroom anyway? Now you
have the perfect excuse to get it on in
crazier locales, such as the park or a mall
dressing room. It definitely makes for some
stories!
3. It'll help you get in good with his
parents. What's better for the longevity of
your relationship than a great relationship
with his parents? By spending more time in
their house, you get a better feel for who
they are as a family. Imagine all of the gift
ideas you'll come up with for special
occasions and holidays.
Have you ever dated a guy who still lives
at home? culled from kinwap

are u still living with ur parent?

Lala247:
Pic below !!!

Ladies what would you do ...

are you not a lady.... Answer 1st

Nneka123:
leave her and go where?

and go to another thats not on her period na

nickyblinky:
thanks to u all

first of all,,,, Introduction.....

the best thing you can do for her is to leave her, in oda to avoid unwanted things

welcome babe

Harry4cas:
if u want to put unilorin just make sure u choose them as 1st choice and go and read Logic, english and current affairs. score up to 58 at least and you are good to go

did u write that of unizik

An2elect2:
lol

wats funny here now

Harry4cas:
yeh got admission in unilorin and uniben via d.e so i choose unilorin. I got ma unilorin admission 1st b4 other so i didnt process unizik again.

lucky you!!!! still thinking of d uNi dat i will put btw unizik and ilorin.... Tired of dis GodForsaken poly

Harry4cas:
was offered admission at Unilorin so i didnt bother to come for unizik

asin via DE

chrispedro:
Ofcos it can. My. Coursemate frm d Poly got admission via DE into Unilorin wit lower credit last yr.

re u a student of unilorin? Do de giv admission via direct entry wella

Harry4cas:
Already Following! Compt sci aspirant here tho

@op to make this ya thread the nl official thread kindly change the name to UNIZIK DIRECT ENTRY 2014/2015 THREAD

wia u offered admission

icebebe:
We will give ma mother to takecare of him.

ayaf seen ma wife **wife material**

onila:
u went to buy drugs

quoted

perfect match lol

borrow condom to bleep d girl

omo this post to long...... igbo kwenu

Wat is dis 1 saying, conji Neva hold u b dat na

Don't mind them, just go to any federal road close to you, scrub ur lip slowly on d tiled road, den add more force, den more force. It worked for me, thank me later

Wat is this one sayin