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Skanas:
Back then in 2003 when I served as a bar man in dolphin restuarant(madam volvo) Enugu,here comes clem ohammeze walking with his as$ raised as usually,beckoned for my service + a bottle of water...was so happy that I brought the water opened it without asking if he needs my help...yawa!...this man shout for me like say I kill person attracting the attention of my madam and other customer...I felt so embarrassed....
....Buh finally na me laugh last....time to pay bill...I inflated the price of everything I served him and his friends

LOL Badt nigga

d day I saw wizkid @ surulere, I was like ' this is the small guy called wizkid' buh I felt grt

MarthaK:
Plant a money tree. You can get the seed at Kuvuki land

would mind helping a bro

MarthaK:
Plant a money tree. You can get the seed at Kuvuki land

would u mind helping a bro

ayaf watch d film, d name is VIRGIN RELATIONSHIP

Not dat am lazy oh, just dat I find fun doing nothing!!! and I want to make money badly!!!

my cousin friend, it just happened like a film, I came to my cousin place just to spend few days when I reached dia, I met dis beautiful girl mehn dis gal so beautiful, my cousin sis was not around,,, Omo I had to stay in the room for almost 20mins doing Ntn, I summoned courage went to the parlor sat down and was jus browsing through my phone.. my cousin was no where to be found,,, we just sat there staring at each other, after a while she asked if I had the latest naija jamz,,,,, i played some for her and she was like 'pls send it 4 me' ok on you ur btooth, and she said her Bluetooth was nt good dat I should send it tru watsapp,hmm me that is still managing only 6mb,, "Fine gals bad oh" . I sent d song and from dia we started to chat. She was like if a girl ask a guy out is she consider a cheap gal?? Am I mad to say yes........ ma answer "hmmm going for what you want does not make you a cheap tin" b4 she now started her preaching,,,, I don't knw dat my friend had a cute bro like you and bla bla... We got to knw each other,,, wanted to just take advantage of her buh d gal na die... we re actually dating now sha

3cycle: Ok, na only me go waka see you f2f?

Of cos!! Yes.... No b only you wan learn

Sijo01: You meet a lady and start kissing her neck

I tire for dis man oh * dancing shoki out of this thread *

I can teach you, but we have 2 see f2f..... *it requires practical*

osram: pls bro how can u hlp me..ah dn stay house 4yrs nw...tym dey go...pls drop me ur control?

which course do you want to study

osram: M an aspirin student,i base in kaduna by nxt week i wud b buyin d post utme form...wat abt u? Wat r my chances am an indegene and i made okopoly my first choice scored 177..wat r my chances?

. Since you made d institution your first choice, yur chances are high..... Am a student

Scam, d girl get Ebola and d guy still get mind near am not to talk of carrying am............

Any students of Federal Poly Oko Nigeria here? Let's meet and exchange experiences

[size=15pt]This can't stop we (nigerians)[/size]

Make somebody challenge me na *best selfie ever

pasqal09: Hmmm, but why do u look like an ebola patient?

f u

Check out the best selfie on NL. https://www.nairaland.com/1849978/nairaland-post-best-selfie-pic

Check out best selfie on Nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/1849978/nairaland-post-best-selfie-pic

Mine.....

Just for fun..... Let's see d best selfie pic on Nairaland

Pastor Enoch Adeboye’s sermon on Thursday night at the ongoing 62nd annual convention of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, .Pastor Adeboye narrated that a high profile woman who was an executive of the West African Examinations Council, WAEC, did everything to seduce him.
According to him, the woman came to him and announced to him that God had told her that he would be her husband, and immediately he rebuked her, saying “you know that I am happily married and have children.” That didn’t deter the woman who continued to pester him, and even came to the camp to threaten him, saying “if you stand on my way to marrying this man, I will kill you.” Continuing, Pastor Adeboye took the matter to then Inspector General of Police who immediately invited the woman and her husband to his office and after a meeting banned the randy woman from entering the Redemption Camp or ever making passes at the man of God. . “But that measure didn’t stop her. I travelled to London without telling anybody, to work on the church’s devotional, Open Heaven. As soon as I settled down in the room, the telephone rang and the voice at the other end said: “welcome to London. I am coming in 15 minutes, The cleric continued, wondering why his audience responded with a laughter.Continuing, he said he told the voice: read more - http://www.gossipvilla.com/2014/08/how-married-woman-almost-sduced-me.html?m=1

ammyluv2002: They should please send dis guy back to jail or wherever he came back from. ......tomorrow some young peeps will say he's their rose model * in Jenifer's voice * smh

he is ma role model *in Val's voice*

Patorankinggggggggggggg

Julie9093: God help your children.

help urself too