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Romance › Re: Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 9:33pm On Sep 24, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
I no sabi you, I no sabi your friend and I no sabi him girl but this is ridiculous TBH

Mesef i no U? No

draw ur own make i see

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Romance › Re: Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 9:31pm On Sep 24, 2016

decatalyst:
Are they this horrible?

Lol

Romance › Re: Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 9:07pm On Sep 24, 2016

slimthugchimee:
your drawing is terrible, you are a very terrible drawer

Lol na learner him be ooooooooo

Romance › Re: Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 8:47pm On Sep 24, 2016

Romance › Re: Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 8:46pm On Sep 24, 2016

Romance › Abeg Rate Dis My Nigga Dj Adex Art Work #him&his Girl Lollll by Ivanlxi(op): 8:45pm On Sep 24, 2016

Jokes Etc › Look At What Access Bank Posted After Man United Win by Ivanlxi(op): 8:02pm On Sep 24, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem: My Big Butt Doesn't Affect My Performance On The Bed by Ivanlxi(m): 9:27am On Sep 20, 2016

Smelling tin

Health › Re: HELP!!! Daniel Osayande Is Very Sick And Needs Our Financial Help To Stay Alive by Ivanlxi(m): 4:37pm On Sep 09, 2016

orijintv:
Good Day Everyone !!! I'm here to solicit for your help and support... Please let us do this not as a team but as a family, As humans who have feelings and because we serve humanity. Im begging and pleading desperately for us to come through and support my friends junior brother who is 15 years old and he's having serious heart issues . .
P/S : Please This isn't s scam or whatever we must have heard. They have No one to turn to but God and the support of well meaning Nigerians like us... Your prayers , good will, money and anything you can offer would really go a long way as Daniel needs 7million Naira for a new heart transplant as he's diagnosed with a terrible heart issue ! Pls lets take this as our personal issue and not just a random thing..
I Know This Economy Hasnt Been The Best Of Economies But please Let's come and pull our sources together and use our platform to lend a helping hand.
Let's savage social media and source for funds for him. We can do this ! I trust Us Because we've done this before. . .
USUANLELE DANIEL OSAYANDE FCMB 3469556012 If 8,000 people donate 1,000 naira then its very achievable
Stated Below Is The Synopsis of the Boy Case , Biography And Pictures to Prove That This Isnt Scam. .
"Daniel is a 15 year old boy with great dreams and amazing aspirations just like every other 15 year old kid... But what makes him different and special is the fact that Daniel has been battling :
**Dilated CardioMyopathy
**Severe mitral regurgitation
**Severe tricuspid regurgitation
**Moderate pulmonary arterial hypertension since he was young...
Daniel has so much life in him but however his heart isn't supporting that life !! Please Your N1000 can restore his hope and bring back Daniels smile..
N1000 from 8,000 good willing Nigerians can get Daniel a heart and save daniel...
#GiveDanielAHeart
You can make your donations via the gofundme account for Daniel -gofundme.com/29ume2ng
Or to the Nigerian account at FCMB - USUANLELE DANIEL OSAYANDE FCMB 3469556012
Just Incase You Need To Contact Any Of His Family Member For More Info , Call Any Of The Numbers Below
Osagie (Daniels Brother) : 08105211220
Mrs Usuanlele (Daniels Mum) : 07061979505

orijintv:
Lalasticlala , Seun Pls Move This To Frontpage Abeg

FRONT PAGE PLZZZZZZZ

Health › Re: HELP!!! Daniel Osayande Is Very Sick And Needs Our Financial Help To Stay Alive by Ivanlxi(m): 4:36pm On Sep 09, 2016

orijintv:
Good Day Everyone !!! I'm here to solicit for your help and support... Please let us do this not as a team but as a family, As humans who have feelings and because we serve humanity. Im begging and pleading desperately for us to come through and support my friends junior brother who is 15 years old and he's having serious heart issues . .
P/S : Please This isn't s scam or whatever we must have heard. They have No one to turn to but God and the support of well meaning Nigerians like us... Your prayers , good will, money and anything you can offer would really go a long way as Daniel needs 7million Naira for a new heart transplant as he's diagnosed with a terrible heart issue ! Pls lets take this as our personal issue and not just a random thing..
I Know This Economy Hasnt Been The Best Of Economies But please Let's come and pull our sources together and use our platform to lend a helping hand.
Let's savage social media and source for funds for him. We can do this ! I trust Us Because we've done this before. . .
USUANLELE DANIEL OSAYANDE FCMB 3469556012 If 8,000 people donate 1,000 naira then its very achievable
Stated Below Is The Synopsis of the Boy Case , Biography And Pictures to Prove That This Isnt Scam. .
"Daniel is a 15 year old boy with great dreams and amazing aspirations just like every other 15 year old kid... But what makes him different and special is the fact that Daniel has been battling :
**Dilated CardioMyopathy
**Severe mitral regurgitation
**Severe tricuspid regurgitation
**Moderate pulmonary arterial hypertension since he was young...
Daniel has so much life in him but however his heart isn't supporting that life !! Please Your N1000 can restore his hope and bring back Daniels smile..
N1000 from 8,000 good willing Nigerians can get Daniel a heart and save daniel...
#GiveDanielAHeart
You can make your donations via the gofundme account for Daniel -gofundme.com/29ume2ng
Or to the Nigerian account at FCMB - USUANLELE DANIEL OSAYANDE FCMB 3469556012
Just Incase You Need To Contact Any Of His Family Member For More Info , Call Any Of The Numbers Below
Osagie (Daniels Brother) : 08105211220
Mrs Usuanlele (Daniels Mum) : 07061979505

orijintv:
Lalasticlala , Seun Pls Move This To Frontpage Abeg

Romance › Re: Miss Ireneony Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by Ivanlxi(m): 3:26pm On Sep 09, 2016

Smelling tin hissssss

Romance › Re: Miss Ireneony Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by Ivanlxi(m): 3:26pm On Sep 09, 2016

Smelling tinz hissssss

Christianity Etc › Re: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by Ivanlxi(m): 11:23am On Sep 05, 2016

Hw can somebody will be putting his dick in ma ass
Godforbid

Romance › Re: At A Friend's Wedding. Who Want To Be Next Bride Rate My Pics by Ivanlxi(m): 6:40am On Sep 05, 2016

You high join huh

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Jokes Etc › Re: #kenyavsnigeria Twitter Fight Wades On, Gets More Interesting... by Ivanlxi(m): 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2016

Romance › Re: Ghanaians Jealous About Zuckerberg Visit To NG N KN. (pic) by Ivanlxi(m): 8:56pm On Sep 02, 2016

E pain me bad bad

Romance › Re: Please Help, Am So Confused. by Ivanlxi(m): 2:12pm On Sep 02, 2016

Manage what u ve

Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Stuns In Police Uniform For A Movie Role by Ivanlxi(m): 12:29pm On Sep 02, 2016

De work go fit u... Nice one

Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been Single? by Ivanlxi(m): 11:23am On Sep 02, 2016

My own na 6months ooo & na Bleep & go we dey until further notice

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Crime › Nigeria Police Force Is One Of The Best In The World – Osinbajo by Ivanlxi(op): 9:41pm On Sep 01, 2016

[/i]Osinbajo says Nigeria Police is one of the very best in the world He says Nigeria police are better trained than their counterparts in other parts of the world Osinbajo promises that the government will continue to support the police to achieve more successes

[i]Vice president Yemi Osinbajo has said the Nigeria Police Force is one of the very best in the world.

According to him, the Nigerian Police personnel are better trained and equipped than their counterparts in other countries, The Nation reports.

Vice president Yemi Osinbajo has said Nigeria Police is one of the very best in the world as they are better trained than their counterparts. Speaking on Thursday, September 1, while laying the foundation for the construction of the Crime and Incident Data Base Centre at the Force Headquarters in Abuja, Osinbajo promised that the government will continue to support the police to achieve more successes, nationally and globally. Osinbajo said: “The Nigeria Police is one of the very best that we have anywhere in the world and I say so because I have worked with law enforcement agents for many years. I have served in the United Nations special operations in the justice sector like the UN Mission in Somalia for about a year and I saw Police Forces from everywhere across the world. “The Nigeria Police was there too and everybody admitted that they were possibly the most effective on ground there in Somalia. They were effective because they were better trained, better educated than every other Police Force that was there, besides, they were well equipped by the UN.”
The vice president also commended the establishment of a Crime and Incident Data Base Centre for the Police. He said the centre will go a long way in helping the police address crime using technology, adding that Nigeria was ready for smart policing. He said: “The direction that we should be going is smart policing. Policing that is technology serving and based more on common sense and technology than just manually doing everything. “I think one of the most important things that this Crime Data Base Centre will do is to equip the Police, to be able to do the kind of investigation that is required to cope with crime today.” He urged the Police to collaborate with other data processing agencies in the country in order to fully utilize the centre. Meanwhile, Osinbajo has said that because of the leadership of President Muhammadu Buhari, Nigerians can make the country great again. Osinbajo who said this at the Delta Eco Summit in Asaba, the state capital, said that Nigerians have the best opportunity to ensure that.

Jokes Etc › The Change Is Really Here by Ivanlxi(op): 9:26pm On Sep 01, 2016

Soon soon soon

Romance › Re: Photo Of My Friend Sleeping With His Mom (explicit Image) by Ivanlxi(m): 8:21pm On Aug 29, 2016

Lia Lia not his mom,, de woman na big time harlot & i guess de guy lyk OBOcocomjo

Politics › Re: Oil Bunkerer Arrested As Soldiers Raid Criminals Hideouts In Niger Delta. Photos by Ivanlxi(m): 12:49pm On Aug 29, 2016

bugzygee:
these are probably ppl who refused 2 settle which is y they r on display..what does weed have 2 do with bunkering??#teameyeservice

eeee tire me ooooo

Politics › Re: Oil Bunkerer Arrested As Soldiers Raid Criminals Hideouts In Niger Delta. Photos by Ivanlxi(m): 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2016

NAF been laying since 1880
Pictures of 2002

Romance › Re: Help!! I Need Advise On Smoking Issues by Ivanlxi(op): 10:32pm On Aug 28, 2016

aloobright17:
You can only post it here on romance section if na pusssyy u dey smoke bruh or else carry the thing go health section.

Thanks bro but advise needed

Romance › Help!! I Need Advise On Smoking Issues by Ivanlxi(op): 9:31pm On Aug 28, 2016

Nairalanders please I need a serious help about my smoking habit (not weed, I mean cigarette) I have been trying to stop it because is affecting my life & my relationship status & the worst part is that I can't live 2hrs without smoking & people sees me as a bad boy of which am not

Please no insult, just advise I need

Jokes Etc › Lwkmd On This Buhari Time by Ivanlxi(op): 7:43pm On Aug 28, 2016

A woman was trekking with her little son today, and the boy was seriously crying indicating that he is tired. then a man said MAN: Madam please carry the little boy he is tired WOMAN: Okay sir thanks
MAN: you welcome, whats the boys name?
WOMAN: Buhari!
MAN: Jesus! Bring down the idiot let him continue trekking...

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Jokes Etc › Oyibo Girls Vs Naija Girls On Whatsapp. by Ivanlxi(op): 4:45pm On Aug 28, 2016

----------Oyibo gals-------- Unknown guy: Hello Oyibo gal: Hw re yhu doing? am Julie nd yhu Unknown guy: Am Raymond Oyibo gal: Nyc name wuld luv 2 meet yhu aww yhu rilly luk cute at ur dp Unknown guy: tanks dearie Oyibo gal: so can I meet yhu Unknown guy: sure at the bay by 5 Oyibo gal: aww is dah a date Unknown guy: sure Oyibo gal: 5 it is den luv yhu take care lemme get dressed..... Unknown guy: Kay dearie

---------Naija gals--------- Unknown guy: Hello Naija gal: who is dis? Unknown guy: a fwend Naija gal: wich stupid fwend? Unknown guy: Kay my name is Raymond Naija gal: from were mr Raymond do I no yhu nd hw did yhu get my number? Unknown guy: Kay I got ur number from a fwend Naija gal: wich fwend wats his name nd send his pic beta talk or I will block yhu Unknown guy: his name is john Naija gal: I don't no any john mr raymond nd bye I don't talk 2 strangers. Pls y do Naija gals like making life difficult 4 ppl pls? Naija gals recieve sense in Jesus name. Can I get an "Amen"?

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Romance › Re: 7 Big Facts About Ladies/girls by Ivanlxi(op): 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2016

BornnAgainChild:
Big lie....there are ladies and there are also ladies

Just cos u are a female abi tongue

Romance › Cheating Husband In Owerri by Ivanlxi(op): 4:36pm On Aug 28, 2016

Please, if you live in Owerri and your father left the house today putting on a Purple shirt, black tie, black trouser, in a white Honda Pilot with Enugu State plate number. Tell your mum he cheated on her today. He gave a girl lift close to me and refused to Epp me upon we are going the same direction

Thank you .
tongue

Romance › 7 Big Facts About Ladies/girls by Ivanlxi(op): 4:26pm On Aug 28, 2016

FACTS ABOUT LADIES/GIRLS

1. They hate breast feeding their Babies but Like Breast feeding their boyfriends(gbam).

2. They Like saving most but they are the best spenders and most often they spend for no reason.(ABI NA LIE? MAKEUP THINGS)

3. They like Dressing in very short Mini-Skirts but they keep pulling them down to their knees as they walk.(WHY WEARING IT?)

4. They claim they are not interested in a man's wealthy but again they swear not to date broke guys. (SEE LIEs)

5. They Claim to hate sex but once they visit you and u dont give it to them, they will Never Visit you again( �#�Fact�)

6. Once they they tell u that u're ugly, they take it as a joke but once you tell her that she is ugly, she will never forget in her life time (serious, they count it more Dan guys do).

7. If she catch another girl with u on bed, she will say u are cheating on her immediately (no explanation). But if u catch her on bed with a guy, she claim the guy is her dad (haha, there is God oo) if u think say na lie, proof me wrong then

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