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Jbluv55:

Okies ma'am, expecting you .

I don show! Jbluv, that's the cooler over there...erhm...there are five big bowls inside it, please ensure that they are filled with the following delicacies:
Chicken stew
Afang soup
White rice
Melon soup
Fried chicken

Meanwhile, please hit me with spaghetti and minced beef source.

Gosh! Its going to be great day indeed!

cocoberry: His Nose n middle finger will determine how thick and Big his manliness is........ and also his BIG toe will tell d size of his CAP or ring!

** His thick lips too, dat will do d work down. Dere** kai!

Nose and finger...? I think i need a lesson on this

Face, then height, then chest, then ...others

dre11: is it a crime to know why u did ask that question?

What is a crime?

dre11: should I start looking for a reason?

Is there a reason why you shouldn't?

dre11:
what happened @emboldened...... and don't tell me u aren't ready for that dinner u did schedule for wed @ ur place....

and don't tell me ure coming wit a big size Cooler ooo

Dinner ke! Its Operation No cooking this week oh...and yes, its going to be an extra-extra large cooler...i just finished a fasting session and i think i could eat a horse...
I'm serious!

dre11: are u asking me?

Is it now a crime to ask you a question?

dre11: this would be one of the bad decision u want me to take>;(
why should I be scared of having u by mah side?

Is there a reason why you shouldn't?

oyomii: Exactly. Lolzzzzzz. U took d words ryt out of my mouth.

My sister...the stomach has sworn not to be flat despite all my efforts. I have given up the fight.

tjfulloption: is very possible judging from ur dp

Never knew it was possible to know a person's shape by merely seeing the face...

dre11: tired of what if I may ask..... should I be scared of the pretty face am looking at in ur dp or what?

It will be a wise decision if you did. Don't you agree?

dre11: just ask...... or are u scared to state ur demand's?

Why should i be scared?

dre11: let him shoot me with the bill and see if am scared to pay up what u did spend and even pay in advance of whatever u gonna need for this week

Okay big spender...that's good to know because i've decided that i won't cook at home through out this week...

Oya ooo...jbluv55, i hope you heard the man. I'll be back with my cooler later this evening...

dre11: he came to ur rescue because I did instruct him to serve him to serve u whatever u asked for anytime ure around here

so he only carried out mah instructions darling

welcome to the new month

Happy New Month to you too dear.

No problems. Ask Jbluv55 for the bill. I'm afraid its quite a sum...

dre11: did prospect of loosing u..... can u see mah dilemma

what other things do u need then

I don't see any dilema...if i tell you what i need, would you give them to me?

dre11: scared of what u love reading but don't have the mind to carry it out....... should I still be scared

You should be scared oh...aren't you tired?

Jbluv55: *runs in with the chicken and comes back with carved out parts*
https://www.candicekumai.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/barbecue-chicken.jpg

*whispers to her*......erm.....he may be in the VIP lounge

How can a man abandon his date? Where is that VIP lounge?! Boy! Is he going to pay for this embarrassment!

dre11: a gentleman that is never forward... but allow its females friend and sweethearts to make their choice and not just choose for them....

so the floor is set for u to order ur drink

Sorry, you're late. The barman already came to my rescue...but not to worry, you can redeem yourself by picking up my bills.

Do we have a deal?

dre11: I will only give up the moment ur beautiful start fading....
I mean the inner beautiful with the added outward beautiful...... can u see what am facing now?

No. What is it you're facing?

dre11: can't because its only u that is seeing it
I tried to see it but...... its only comes blank.... so what do I do then

Well...i already told you that i love thrillers and horrors...are you saying you were not scared?

Jbluv55: Actually yes, the first one got burnt. Apologies. Here's the new one I just made

https://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2013/1/30/1/GH0505H_garlic-roasted-chicken-and-root-vegetables-recipe_s4x3.jpg

And ur wine
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/food/red-wine-BP-615.png

Do you want to kill me with that much chicken?

Please carve it...*looks around* i can't find the gentleman who brought me here...do you know where he's gone?

Jbluv55: *Dishes out grilled chicken for her*
[img]http://2.bp..com/_4_NLmJH6CNk/SDennSR75wI/AAAAAAAAA-Y/CCcm9YbJZ0k/s1600-h/DSC04199.JPG[/img]

Would u like alcoholic or non alcoholic ma'am?

Non-alcoholic please...and why can't i see the image of my grilled chicken and vegetables? Or did you burn it and think you could cover it up?

Jbluv55: Hello ma'am . Welcome today....
*offers her a seat*.......what shall I serve u this evening?

Thank you. Do you have grilled chicken with vegetables?

And i'd like some red wine please...

Can you imagin! What about those that record and later sell to porn sites? They should be life imprisonment.

dre11:
at least I did find mahself missing in your arms and In deep thought that she was right beside me

*clears throat*...that one na story.
...gosh! I can't believe you're yet to offer me a drink!
What a gentleman you are...

dre11: I ask of it because I knew u can supply it.... why are u denying me of that opportunity?

I can't wait to see who'll give up on this game...would it be you?

dre11: am only scared of not seeing ur letters...... do u think they have the heart to chop it

Lol @chop it...they won't only chop it, they'll hang the bones as souvenir...

Can you imagin that scenerio?

Me, i be figure 8...with extra belle...

No. 2

dre11: and if I didn't stop

The gods of nairaland will have your fingers for supper...are you scared?

dre11: do u really want my suggestion?

If i didn't want it then why did i ask for it?