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Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2014
dre11: now dat u know ..... what are u gonna do?
What am i gonna do about what?
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:51pm On Aug 26, 2014
dre11: can't u summarise it?
No, I can't. What's the story behind yours?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 10:43pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: Look my profile pics. That's my real sef dancing...go to celebrities section, u'll a thread created of me dancing today too

#gospeltruth
Lol...abeg leave me ooh...i don't want to laugh...not in the mood.
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: I am like Wizkhalifa body figure
Let's see...
I said, i'd accommodate you if you're tall, dark, handsome, rich and with a six pack.

1. Tall - you're very short
2. Dark - you're very dark
3. Handsome - you're like Emeka Ike with the teeth of Ronaldinho
4. Rich - you're poor
5. Six pack - Nil

Your score is 1/5 and that's for number 2. The rest are wrong for me so, you have failed the test. Sorry, you can't stay with me...it won't work.

*Christ! Which kind person you be sef?* angry
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 2:47pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: I look like Emeka Ike with Ronaldinho teeth
Do you have six pack?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 2:27pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: Very dark
Are you handsome...don't mean ghostly beauty oh?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 2:08pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: Very Short
Are you dark?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: I'm very poor
Hmmm...are you tall?
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 1:55pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: so no hope for me with my ghostface?angry angry


#BITG
Well...if you're a rich ghost (face) you can come...as long as you're ready to tell me where you kept your money when you were alive lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Girls Can Live A Lie Eh by Ivanspring(f): 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2014
vizkiz: wtf did that dude typed up therehuh
Are you trying to say that you don't understand Nigerian pidgin?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Come In And Identify Your Skin Colour (pix) by Ivanspring(f): 12:56pm On Aug 23, 2014
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RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 12:47pm On Aug 23, 2014
Andyblaze: can I come stay with you?angry angry


#BITG
If you're tall, dark, handsome and rich with a six pack
RomanceRe: See What My EX Is Now Doing To Me (Pics) by Ivanspring(f): 9:33am On Aug 23, 2014
You can pack out.
RomanceRe: Mind Blowing Facts About Kissing by Ivanspring(f): 9:25am On Aug 23, 2014
Good to know.
RomanceRe: What's Now The Pride Of A Woman by Ivanspring(f): 9:13am On Aug 23, 2014
Her brazillian hair cheesy
RomanceRe: Tgif; Ladies If At Gun Point, A Date With Andyblaze Or N25 by Ivanspring(f): 9:42pm On Aug 22, 2014
DonaldGenes: Pick nah
Andyblaze of course! How can you compare a human being with 25naira?
RomanceRe: Tgif; Ladies If At Gun Point, A Date With Andyblaze Or N25 by Ivanspring(f): 9:03pm On Aug 22, 2014
I choose...
RomanceRe: For The Ladies, Lines That Got You Blushing Or Speechless by Ivanspring(f): 7:24am On Aug 22, 2014
Dbestmax: Wich 1 b say u no dey blush....imagine say I dey woo u nw u go jst dey luk me 4 eye...lik am gibbering
U b witchhuh
Well, i don't blush. undecided
RomanceRe: For The Ladies, Lines That Got You Blushing Or Speechless by Ivanspring(f): 6:42am On Aug 22, 2014
Dbestmax: Talk well jor
What did i do?
RomanceRe: I Was In A Relationship With My Teacher Until Suddenly She Just..... by Ivanspring(f): 12:58pm On Aug 21, 2014
3coins: undecided
huh
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:36am On Aug 21, 2014
dre11: its ur take.... ur world, so how did i fit in then?
How should i know?
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:34am On Aug 21, 2014
dre11: whats d story behind ur moniker?
How are am i supposed to tell you a story in a Q and A game thread?
RomanceRe: . by Ivanspring(f): 9:29am On Aug 21, 2014
Tell him to leave the girls alone for now and focus on his studies and career. When he starts making his money, he won't need to approach them. They will approach him.

And when that time comes, he will not be shy.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me And Asked Me Out Again by Ivanspring(f): 9:23am On Aug 21, 2014
I believe she felt she'd found someone better than you. But unfortunately, she has been disappointed. I don't think you should take her back. Atleast, not until you discover the facts about those two weeks.

Some people need to learn that you can't eat your cake and have it.
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:14am On Aug 21, 2014
thunderrider: We have divergent interests, isn't it?
You mean as humans?
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 9:13am On Aug 21, 2014
dre11: does what i think matters?
Shouldn't it?
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Mother Is Trying To Seduce Me..please Advice by Ivanspring(f): 9:11am On Aug 21, 2014
Andy's stories may sound like jokes but they are not. These things are happening in real life.

Op, I don't know what to advice here oh. Just marry your girl and take her with you to the states. undecided
RomanceRe: I Was In A Relationship With My Teacher Until Suddenly She Just..... by Ivanspring(f): 8:53am On Aug 21, 2014
Go and read for your WAEC before you accuse GEJ for your failure.

* I don't understand why young people these days sleep, sing, chat, text, eat and even drink s.ex*

May God have mercy on this generation. angry
PoliticsRe: 2015: We Won’t Allow Hooded Security Operatives, Says Jega by Ivanspring(f): 8:09am On Aug 21, 2014
Did it or did it not help in checking election violence and rigging? As long as the lives of innocent Nigerians are protected during election and their votes are sure, our dear president can deploy as much Ninjas as can be found.
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 7:51am On Aug 21, 2014
dre11: is that a question or answer?
What do you think?
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Ivanspring(f): 7:50am On Aug 21, 2014
dre11: what makes it abnormal then?
I love horror books and movies. Don't you think its...strange for a girl?
RomanceRe: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by Ivanspring(f): 7:44am On Aug 21, 2014
Having a picture on your profile proves nothing. It may be real, fake or photoshopped. Besides, posting of pics here on nl is by choice not by force. So stop your aimless protest.

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