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dre11: now dat u know ..... what are u gonna do?What am i gonna do about what? |
dre11: can't u summarise it?No, I can't. What's the story behind yours? |
Andyblaze: Look my profile pics. That's my real sef dancing...go to celebrities section, u'll a thread created of me dancing today tooLol...abeg leave me ooh...i don't want to laugh...not in the mood. |
Andyblaze: I am like Wizkhalifa body figureLet's see... I said, i'd accommodate you if you're tall, dark, handsome, rich and with a six pack. 1. Tall - you're very short 2. Dark - you're very dark 3. Handsome - you're like Emeka Ike with the teeth of Ronaldinho 4. Rich - you're poor 5. Six pack - Nil Your score is 1/5 and that's for number 2. The rest are wrong for me so, you have failed the test. Sorry, you can't stay with me...it won't work. *Christ! Which kind person you be sef?* ![]() |
Andyblaze: I look like Emeka Ike with Ronaldinho teethDo you have six pack? |
Andyblaze: Very darkAre you handsome...don't mean ghostly beauty oh? |
Andyblaze: Very ShortAre you dark? |
Andyblaze: I'm very poorHmmm...are you tall? |
Andyblaze: so no hope for me with my ghostface?Well...if you're a rich ghost (face) you can come...as long as you're ready to tell me where you kept your money when you were alive ![]() |
vizkiz: wtf did that dude typed up thereAre you trying to say that you don't understand Nigerian pidgin? |
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Andyblaze: can I come stay with you?If you're tall, dark, handsome and rich with a six pack |
You can pack out. |
Good to know. |
Her brazillian hair ![]() |
DonaldGenes: Pick nahAndyblaze of course! How can you compare a human being with 25naira? |
I choose... |
Dbestmax: Wich 1 b say u no dey blush....imagine say I dey woo u nw u go jst dey luk me 4 eye...lik am gibberingWell, i don't blush. ![]() |
Dbestmax: Talk well jorWhat did i do? |
3coins: ![]() |
dre11: its ur take.... ur world, so how did i fit in then?How should i know? |
dre11: whats d story behind ur moniker?How are am i supposed to tell you a story in a Q and A game thread? |
Tell him to leave the girls alone for now and focus on his studies and career. When he starts making his money, he won't need to approach them. They will approach him. And when that time comes, he will not be shy. |
I believe she felt she'd found someone better than you. But unfortunately, she has been disappointed. I don't think you should take her back. Atleast, not until you discover the facts about those two weeks. Some people need to learn that you can't eat your cake and have it. |
thunderrider: We have divergent interests, isn't it?You mean as humans? |
dre11: does what i think matters?Shouldn't it? |
Andy's stories may sound like jokes but they are not. These things are happening in real life. Op, I don't know what to advice here oh. Just marry your girl and take her with you to the states. ![]() |
Go and read for your WAEC before you accuse GEJ for your failure. * I don't understand why young people these days sleep, sing, chat, text, eat and even drink s.ex* May God have mercy on this generation. ![]() |
Did it or did it not help in checking election violence and rigging? As long as the lives of innocent Nigerians are protected during election and their votes are sure, our dear president can deploy as much Ninjas as can be found. |
dre11: is that a question or answer?What do you think? |
dre11: what makes it abnormal then?I love horror books and movies. Don't you think its...strange for a girl? |
Having a picture on your profile proves nothing. It may be real, fake or photoshopped. Besides, posting of pics here on nl is by choice not by force. So stop your aimless protest. |
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